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Episode #13: "Catch Waves, Not Fades!"

Short Story #1

Katsuki, Eijiro, and Izuku take a trip to Africa and wind up lost. After a couple of days wandering the desert, the trio finds a large, wide tent. Seeking shelter, they enter the tent. Inside, they find three attractive women that remind them of Kayama-sensei, Miruko, and Ryukyu. The girls inform them that they are married wives of an African prince. After getting the boys settled, they provide them with food, water, and shelter. The trio even stay overnight.

The next day, the prince returns. Eijiro and Katsuki are discovered first. With the prince's guards, they are met with weapons pointing at them. A short time later, the wives walk out with Izuku and weapons are pointing at him.

Shortly after the discovery, the prince inspects the three individuals who he suspects sleeping with his wives. As punishment, he decides to sever their penises in some way relating to their occupation. The trio panics, especially to the fact they are high school students. However, each develops an idea.

The African prince goes to Katsuki and asks, "what is your occupation?" Katsuki replies, "I am a sous chef at a French restaurant." The prince decides that he will cut Katsuki's dick off with a knife.

The prince goes to Eijiro and asks, "what is your occupation?" Eijiro nervously replies, "I work as an electrician." The prince decides that he will burn Eijiro's dick off.

Finally, the prince goes to Izuku and asks, "what is your occupation?" Izuku remains calm, which surprises the prince. The prince says, "why are you so calm? Aren't you afraid?"

"No, your highness," answers Izuku. "For my occupation is a lollipop salesman."

Short Story #2

Ibara Shiozaki is a graduate student teaching a writing class. Reluctantly, she begrudgingly tells her students that they must write a paper that involves religion, sex, and mystery. She hates the idea of the combo as she believes that it violates her rights as a Christian woman.

A week pass and she has collected the papers from her students. Among the papers, she sees a standout paper belonging to American Melissa Shield. "Oh God, I'm Pregnant, and I Don't Know Who's The Father!"

Some time later, Melissa receives her paper and in return is given a Bible, a pack of condoms, and the number for Maury Povich.

Short Story #3

Minoru is working as a man of the cloth. One afternoon, an old classmate, Pony Tsunotori enters the confession booth. "Forgive me, Father, for I've sinned."

Keeping a calm composure, Father Minoru responds, "tell me dear. What's on your mind?"

Pony says, "Well, Father, I am a sex addict."

"Is that so, my child?"

"Yes, Father. Lately, I've been having an ideation of having sex with priests," she says. "The thought of their being deprived and blue-balled just turns me on."

"Alright, my child…" He is cut off by Pony.

"I had sex with the one from the church two blocks from here, the one five blocks from here, and also the one from the church nearby," she continues speaking. "Two of which have been from today alone, Father."

"It's okay, my daughter of God. Just pray three times a day for a week and all is forgiven."

Pony smiles. "Thank you, Father." As she leaves, he tells her, "don't worry, my child. Just remember that I am always here for you."

A few minutes afterwards, Minoru exits the confession booth. As he heads out, he is met with Sister Shiozaki. She bows to him. "Father of God, you are needed at the church."

"Which one," he interjects. "The one nearby or the one five blocks from here?"

Short Story #4 (and yes it is a bit of a crossover)...

Katsuki comes home from work at the hero agency and discovers that her three children are hiding behind the couch. She becomes concerned and wants to know why they are hiding. Her oldest daughter tells her mother that she saw her Aunt Blake running in the house naked.

So she goes to her bedroom to investigate, and she finds her husband, Izuku, lying on the bed naked and sweaty.

"Baby, what's wrong," she asks worriedly as she comes to his aid.

"I...I..I...think I'm having a heart attack," he manages to say while clutching his chest.

She tells him that she is going to call 911. She goes straight to the bathroom to find some headache medicine since she believes that chewing on it could ease the pain. As she opens the bathroom closet, she finds the naked Faunus inside.

Upon seeing her, Katsuki slaps her.

"How dare you, you drenched street cat," barks Katsuki. "My husband is having a heart attack and you're running around scaring the kids!"

Short Story #5

Tensei is seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother, Tenya and sister-in-law, Yui barge in holding their newborn baby.

"Stop! You can't do this!" exclaims Tenya.

"And why not?" asks Tensei.

"Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday? Like my wife and I have here?"

The elder Iida says nothing. Tenya grows impatient, "C'mon Tensei, I want a nephew. Tensei, make me an uncle."

Tensei can't take it anymore. He gives his sister-in-law, Yui an apologetic look and asks his brother, "You're sure you want a nephew?"

"Yes," Tenya replies. "It would be an honor."

"Well, congratulations, you're holding him."

Short Story #6

Hanta Sero takes his wheelchair-bound classmate, Setsuna Tokage on a date and to the movies. At the conclusion of the date, Setsuna confesses her feelings for Hanta and they decide to make out. In the middle of their make-out session, he pauses.

"What the matter, my love," asks Setsuna.

Nervous, Sero confesses, "I don't feel comfortable with this."

"With my being in a wheelchair?"

"No, of course not!" He taps the window and points at Setsuna's home. She laughs. "Never you worry, Hanta." She affectionately rubs his thigh. "I know a place where we can be alone."

So he helps her in her chair and she tells him to wheel her into the backyard. When they get in the back, she shows him a huge weeping willow tree that they can hide under and says he can do whatever he wants to her.

Under the tree, there were two sturdy branches. "Prop me here, baby!"

He obliges as he aids her. It isn't long until he and Tokage have sex.

Sometime later, when they finish, he dresses himself and her, and puts back into her chair. As Sero ties the condom and holds it until he finds a proper receptacle to dispose of it, he is met with a hand at his shoulder.

He yelps when he realizes it is Setsuna's father.

"Relax, son. I'm a friendly," he tells Sero.

Tokage's father smiles and thanks him.

Confused, Hanta asks her father his reason for thanking him.

"Because son," the father answers, "You are the first boy to take her out of the tree."

Short Story #7

Friends Yuu and Nemuri are sitting outside of a Nigerian cafe as they are discussing their love life.

"You know, Nemuri," says Yuu, "my man tells me that my pussy and KFC have something in common."

"Really? What is it," she responds.

"Finger lickin' good and when finished, a box to put the bone in."

Nemuri chuckles. "Okay, I would like to say that my man is quite a snowstorm."

"Why?"

"You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last."

Short Story #8

A statue of a naked man and woman who resembles Mezo and Hitoshi stand in a park at night. Suddenly from out of nowhere, a magical genie who resembles Nana Shimura arrives and grants the statues each one wish to be fulfilled. Both the female and male statues agree for 15 minutes as a real man and woman in the bushes behind them to "get things done."

Shimura the genie gives a knowing grin and grants the wish. The man and woman immediately jump behind the bushes and screaming sounds and laughter can be heard from their activities.

12 minutes later they return to the front of the bush again claiming they are finished.

Shimura the genie is surprised. "Well, that was quick! You do know you have a couple of minutes to finish."

Mezo and Hitoshi give each other glaring looks. Hitoshi tells Mezou, "Okay great, but this time you get to hold the pigeon so I can shit on him!"

Short Story #9

Izuku is sitting outside when he is met by Katsuki. He is stunned when he sees Katsuki with a huge red palm print on his face.

"What in the heck happened to you," asks Izuku.

"That foreign exchange neko chick did this," replies Katsuki.

"What did you do," asks Izuku.

"I just told her a joke, that's all," says Katsuki. "I said to her, 'how do you turn a cat into a fish?'"

He is curious, so Izuku responds, "and how do you turn a cat into a fish?"

"Tell the woman not to wash down there."

Short Story #10

Due to a recent incident involving stolen panties from the female locker room, Minoru has been instructed to seek therapy. As he is seated in the doctor's office, he is met with Dr. Usagiyama.

"What seems to be the problem," she asks Minoru.

"Well, I, uh," he stammers. "I think that I might be a wee-bit addicted to pornography."

"How much is a 'wee-bit,'" she replies.

"Are we talking nano or giga," he answers.

Dr. Usagiyama immediately takes notes. "Gotcha! Well, Minoru, you've come to the right place. However, with my expertise in helping prospective Pro Heroes with their afflictions, I am a bit pricey. Nevertheless, Nezu is willing to pay for out-of-pocket cost to recover you. For that, I am charging $80 an hour."

Minoru looks at her with his doe-eyes. "That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"

Short Story #11

One afternoon, Kyoka goes into the kitchen and asks her husband, Denki a question. "Honey, what do you think of me?"

Denki quickly responds. "ABCDEFGHIJK!"

She holds one of her earjacks. "What?!"

"Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot," he replies.

"Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

Denki replies, "I'm just kidding!"

Short Story #12

Katsuki and Ochako were having marital trouble - their sex life has been lacking. Wanting to solve the problem, Katsuki consults a therapist. Due to financial strains and budgeting, Katsuki decides to let Ochako go to therapy.

After a few sessions, their love life improves. Katsuki is happy and satisfied. However, he asks his wife for her techniques to improve their love life, she replies that it is a secret and won't disclose any information she received from the therapist.

One night, as Katsuki prepares for another session of love-making, he begins hearing murmurs coming from the bathroom. Becoming curious, he tiptoes to the bathroom to see Ochako staring in the mirror.

"He is Deku! He is Deku! He is Deku! He is Deku!"

Short Story #13

Kyoka and Denki are lying in bed when suddenly there is a noise in the house. Kyoka turns over and tells Denki, "It's my husband, you have to leave!"

Denki jumps out of bed, jumps through the window, crawls through the bushes, and out on the street, when he realizes something.

He goes back to the house and says to Kyoka, "Wait, I'm your husband!"

She replies, giving him a dirty look, "So why did you run?"

Short Story #14

Katsuki (reluctantly) plans to marry Yang Xiao Long.

During the wedding rehearsal, Katsuki approaches the pastor with an unusual offer.

"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor, and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out," explains Katsuki.

He passes the minister a $100 bill and walks away satisfied.

On the day of the wedding, when it comes time for the Katsuki's vows, the pastor looks the red-eyed man in the eye and says, "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman unless waiting to face a certain death with her hand weapon, as long as you both shall live?"

Katsuki gulps, looks around, and says in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leans toward the pastor and hisses, "I thought we had a deal."

The pastor puts a $100 bill into Katsuki's hand and whispers nervously, "Yang made me a better offer."

Katsuki sees his bride's hand behind the pastor.

"I do," she tells Katsuki with a wicked smile.

Short Story #15

Katsuki goes to Mina after school and tells her, "Hey, Ashido! I like you and I want you. I was wondering if you could be my girlfriend."

Mina tells him, "But I already have a boyfriend."

He shrugs his shoulders. "And I am a Pro Hero Art History exam tomorrow."

"What does that have to do with anything," questions Mina.

"I thought we were listing things we could cheat on."

To be continued….