Spit-Take Theater
DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything official from Boku no Hero Academia. Kōhei Horikoshi is the owner and creator of this wonderful universe.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I'm insane for writing this piece. :P
"Konnichiwa, and welcome to Spit-Take Theater. Today's episode: Eri asks a question."
Eri calmly walked up to Izuku from eating at the kids table with her best friend Kota, who was staying the weekend with Class 2-A, looking lost in her thoughts.
"Eri? Sweetie, you okay?"
Eri looked up, shaken from her thinking.
"Can I ask you something?" asked the eight year old.
The seventeen year old teen smiles.
"Of course. What is it?"
Eri looks to Izuku with such a brave look in her eyes, and she asks, in front of the rest of Class 2-A, "Why were you bouncing against mama last night?"
Everybody at the dining table were shocked. Those who were currently drinking had spit out their drinks in shock. Izuku meanwhile was very pale, sweating, and on the verge of fainting due to the question he was asked.
"Wha... what?"
"Kota and I saw you and mama last night, and you were bouncing against her with your clothes off. She was also making moaning noises like you were. So I was curious, what it's like?" she asks papa Izuku. "And can we do it, too?"
Thump!
Izuku had fainted.
Thump!
Ochako followed suit after her boyfriend to the land of unconsciousness.
"Midoriya! Uraraka!" Tenya shouted in worry.
The rest of Class 2-A were panicking as they tried to perform damage control. Those closest went to help the two fainted teens over to the sofas to be more comfortable while others rushed for the medical kit.
"Whoa! What happened to Izuku-niichan?" asked Kota, looking worried.
Eri only looked puzzled.
"Was it something I said?"
"This has been Spit-Take Theater. Sayonara."