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"Konnichiwa, and welcome to Spit-Take Theater. Today's episode: The Pinky and the Deku."
"Hey, Ochako, are you doing anything with Midori-kun like study sessions or whatever?"
"Huh? No. We're not doing anything today. Why?"
"Because I'm going to ask Midori-kun if he's willing to fuck me tonight," she answers as she left the kitchen.
Ochako spits her soda. "WHAT!?" she screamed.
"This has been Spit-Take Theater. Sayonara."