DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything official from Boku no Hero Academia. Kōhei Horikoshi is the owner and creator of this wonderful universe.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I once had a friend who said something similar to this little bit below. I merely added some flavor. :P
"Konnichiwa, and welcome to Spit-Take Theater. Today's episode: Ochako takes a strong approach."
"Hey, Izuku-kun?"
Izuku blinked, turning to face Ochako who addressed him by his first name with strong affection added.
"Yes?"
Ochako grabs hold of Izuku's arm, also activating her quirk and rendering the boy weightless.
"You and I are going to my room and we're going to have sex, got it?"
Everyone else heard her. Poor Jiro spits her drink in shock.
And Ochako carries him off. Izuku just blanked out from hearing what Ochako said.
"Midoriya! You lucky bastard!" Mineta shouted, crying bloody tears.
"This has been Spit-Take Theater. Sayonara."
The TV turns off.
"Wow... that was crazy weird," said Izuku Midoriya of Earth Dimension 2148.
"You want to fuck our Ochako, huh?" asks his wife Mei.
"Can I? Please?"
Mei smiled. "Well... if you'll do me a favor, first."
"What is it, darling?"
The pinkette grins.