Spit-Take Theater
DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything official from Boku no Hero Academia. Kōhei Horikoshi is the owner and creator of this wonderful universe.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Referencing to that one American Dad episode about the killer hot tub voiced by Cee Lo Green.
"Konnichiwa, and welcome to Spit-Take Theater. Today's episode: Hot Tubs and Parents."
Eri Midoriya, age thirteen, and Kota Izumi, age thirteen, were hanging out at the house playing video games. It has only been ten minutes since Kota came over to see his best friend (and secret crush).
"So, I saw that you have a hot tub in the backyard," said Kota.
Eri nodded, as she performed the button sequences to deliver the Ultimate Smash and defeat Kota's chosen fighter in-game.
Kota frowned a bit, before setting the controller down.
"Yeah, so, papa had this idea to buy a hot tub. Mama thought it was crazy that he just splurged on something so random. But apparently she liked the idea when she had time to think it over," Eri told her best friend (and secret crush).
Eri turns the game off, returning to the console's main menu and opens up the Crunchyroll app so they can resume watching anime shows from last weekend.
"How long ago was it when Izuku-aniki bought it?" the teen asks Eri.
"It was three days ago. I really want to try it myself…"
"Then why don't you, Eri?" Kota questioned her.
"Because I heard my parents fucking in it last night," she answers.
Poor Kota was drinking when he heard the answer and spits it all out in shock.
"This has been Spit-Take Theater. Sayonara."