Totally Legit Pahkitew Island Episode 2:

"Lpost tim ohn Totl Drmah PLAKEHT tooooo oil land. Wii sed hell oh 2 di 14 compers. Amii also went hoem. Hoo wil goe next on TOTAALLL DMMMMMMMRAMA PLAQUET TOO OLND."

In to the tro.

Tiem Bear stonds in their manson. Calabroting their victor e frm last epasoda.

"Wee r awesm." Lenord sid

I see trees of green, red roses, too,
I see them bloom, for me and you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world.

Ela snings

Menwhle wih Tie Fish, Samy waks ot of the clabins. "Heoy guis!"

"I thought you were the one that spoke normally?" Scarlett swestions. "Wait… I'm that character now."

"Will wit h Amoi goe n, Im noht ghetting the bulleong aangl so I don't kneed to sond lke I'm pityable anemohre.

"fir enof," Splarlot sid, "Ah, dare wii r, Im bck 2 nrml." Rohd ne tin wlkz ot and maykz ot with Samy.

"Tim 4 da challenge!" Cgruas yls. In 2dayz challenge you wl help move ths pig thu an obstible corse.

"MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAaHHAHAhahahah! Mox yls. "tim 2 make the pig atrtack Orphans!

Sugr saf "Texas!"

"Duz anyone els notis tht Sugar is sextremely cringe?" Ell ah asks.

"Good point," Tolepher rplies.

"Damn yeah, Sugar is cringy. Have I told you all that I am extremely normal?" Dave commits

"Okay contestants, time to do the challenge," Dawn sid. The comprs wlk 2 ther.

Az thy wlk awy, Dov turns to Sk yiy.

"Eye luv u!" Dave saz to Ground, hoo shrugz

"I velieve she dozn't feel the same way," Shorn saiz 2 hr.

Compfezonl:

Bewtteen the prevos scen and now. Dav has grown a full neckbeard and iz wering a fedora. "Dam, muzt bee the grls folt,"

Glonfessionals End:

Jazmine and Shawn start this, wih Jasmine sying "MATE!"

Sugar wlks up 2 Jasmine and says "Throw another shrimp on the barbie amm I rite?" Jazmne gets mad.

"WE DON'T CALL IT SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE!" Jazmne yelz. "CRINGE!"

Jasmine thn speeds away. Shn mpves his pig 4word slowlee

Jazmne thn gives hr pig to Tophir, who puls out a phone syinh, "Hi utube! It's me!"

Shorn then givez his pig 2 Leonard. Hoo usis magik to flot it.

Tophr then frowns before utilizing th e hatrid one specific person reiding this fic haz 4 Top er in order to tleport over 2 Scarlet. "lok at me I teleported, gimme viws!"

Scorlett grbs the pig as she starts to think.

Wel, tihm to think of a way thru." Scarlot saidi.

Lenord then careis over da pig 2 Sply.

"Well let's-." she tris 2 say butt is cut off when da pig pulls hr away.

Menwhile, Scarlett does math. "Soe if I put this at this angle and shoto at this speed I should be able to get da algabronic equetion in oda 2 chemicallyt get the pog to da next camper. She then piks out a protractor and calcultes the exoct spot 2 put the pig.

Ths givs Sk y enof tim 2 give the gip to Dayve.

"M'lady," Dave tps hz fedora.

Dayv then ridz da pig,

Sclarlopt thenthrowz a rok into the air, hitng a birg that fallz down and hit's a random, mouse trap lik contraction shre billd dat instred of troping it, sendz it flying 4word in2 Mix.

Mlix is send flying forwrfd thru hiz part of da chlenge, rite in frnt oh Rodknee.

"Thx dood," Rodney said.

Dav wlkz 2 Ellaz, and givez her da pig.

"thx," Ella zed. Dav getz hapy and startz to bost

"Well fee malez, I aktuly runn 25 Dizcord servers" Daybe strts, "And I modrite 90 subreditz."

Ella is gon bi that point.

"Well pig, im gnna sing a snog 2 paz da tim!"

Shawty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans)
Boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was lookin' at her
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low

Ella ad da pog mayk it 2 Birdo, givng da pig 2 hm.

Rodnee then usses hiz chad strength to carry da pig 2 Samie. Elia thn walkz ovr 2 Rodnee and sz, "Hey, cann I goe ot with u?"

"U alrite with dat Sammy?" Rodne askz

"yez babe!" Samy said.

"Welcom 2 da cuple!" Rodnez sed. Samy den walz off as Ella smilez.

Bordo finnishs hz port & givz it 2 Sugr 4 hr last.

Sugar den gez croshed bi 50 anvls because she is da worldst character and Im not biased al.

lol Chris said.

"Based," Dawn adds.

Samie thn finishes the clongange, Jazmin goz agn lst for Team Fish

Jazmn turns 2 da pig and sz, "Will gooed thing u ain't an Emu mate," az a canned laff track stats. Fake credts go up da scren.

Jsmine clims upp the wall, and Sugar cont in us 2 be cringe & not climb up da wall.

"Texas pow az!" Soogar said, "Go!" Shee duzent moev. Jazmin makes it ovah.

"And Team Fish wins the challenge," Dawn says, "Team Bear is going to eliminate someone tonight."

"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" hey all say.

Da scene chang iz 2 da eliminot in, wear Tim Bear iz snitting. Dawn wlkz over.

"Okay, so there's seven of you and six marshmallows. The safe contestants are Beardo, Leonard, Shawn and Dave."

"didn t wii forgeht somewan?" Cgris said.

"Hmm…" Dawn startz, "Okay I'm just kidding, Sky, you're safe as well."

"Yay! Thank y-" Sply storts 2 say b4 Cgrus saidz.

"Botm 2, Elza and Soogar. Ellia is h8ted by Sugr and Suglr is da worst choracta in the series. Di fnl 1 safe izs.

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Ella!

YEEEEEEE HGAAAWHAAAAAAW Sugr sid. "Wait, but wat bout Texas?"

"CRINGE!" Leonard yells, "CRINGE SUGAR CRINGE!"

"SUGAR IS FUCKING CRINGY!" Shawn yells.

"WORST CHARACTER!" Crisp yells.

"Because everyone agrees that Sugar is the cringiest, and worst character. Let's put Sugar in the 'Cringe character' box alongside the self-insert host the writer made in 2014," Dawn staytz. "Nobody's getting shot from the cannon today I guess."

"Darn," Sugr sihs, b4 geting teleportd awy.

"And so Sugar has become the second booted contestant." Dawn startz. "Who will go next?"

"Fined owt nex t tim on Totl Drahmah Plackitpow Isling?" Cgrus comets.