AN: Everybody give randomplotbunny a big round of applause for giving me such marvelous ideas! The star of this chap being, *drumroll* Happiness Potion!

Also, broken arms suck. I recently got out of a cast, but it's still gonna be awhile before my arm is back in decent working order.

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Hermione didn't mean to break him. It was just supposed to be a little happiness potion! They're not meant to completely change a person. Just give the drinker a nudge in the right direction. The worst side effect should've been him being a bit hyper and giggly for an hour.

But that's not what happened, and the guilt is eating her alive. It's like Harry's not even the same person anymore. He's practically friends with Voldemort!

He had been so depressed after the events of fourth year. It was starting to scare her. She just wanted to distract him.

Maybe what she did was for the best. He is happy now, or at least he seems to be. He was spiraling for the worst. Now he's chaos incarnate, but she could see some good in the things he's done.

At least, that's what she keeps telling herself.

Still, the fact remains that something went wrong and she needs to tell someone.

With her mind made up, she heads straight to Madame Pomfrey.

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Harry wasn't really sure what was going on, But he was sure that it was Hermione's fault.

First she skips breakfast. Then she's LATE to class! When she finally shuffles into the room and takes a seat Madame Pomfrey is right behind her to drag him off to the Hospital wing. That's not just some bizarre coincidence.

So here he sat. A full hour later with the Mediwitch still running scans on him, consulting books, and asking him strange questions. All the while refusing to answer his questions.

He was beyond done with this shit by the time Dumbledore and Snape showed up. He sat there quietly fuming as the professors spoke in hushed voices off to the side.

Quietly fuming until he noticed something that is. Pomfrey seemed pissed at Dumbles. Interesting.

Harry watched them all carefully. He couldn't make out what was being said, but the body language was quite telling. Although what it was telling him wasn't making much sense either. Don't even get him started on the look Snape shot him.

Finally, Pomfrey raised her voice as Dumbles moved towards Harry.

"Don't you dare go near that boy, Albus," she seethed.

Dumbbells paused, "I just wish to have a word with him. You can't honestly believe I'm behind all this can you?"

"I know you are, and I've already contacted the aurors!"

Just then the hospital wing doors burst open.

Harry wondered if this was done on purpose for the dramatic flair. Either way, he liked it. The brief flicker of surprise on Dumbledore's face was priceless.

Too bad he managed to get away.

"You gonna tell me what's going on now or what?"

AN: MWAHAHAHAHAHA All will be explained in due time :)

For now my arm hurts. Have a good day!