Totally Legit Pahkitew Island Episode 3:

Dawn lookz att chapter too, saying, "Wow… the writer went a bit far with the grammar and misspelling last time."

"Yeah, good point," Xmon calls out from nowhere. "I'll chill out a little bit." Xmon smirks, "Anyways, maybe I'll do something dumb with Dawn this chapter!"

Dawn fronz b4 sying, "Among Us."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Xmon scremz b4 making Dawn dizapor onto the Packet Two Iland dok.

"There we go… now let's get into the actual story." Xmon calmz down, b4 realising the story has been from his perspective, "wait, is this the fourth wall breaking chapter? Ooh okay. Hmm, but maybe I can work with this a bit more. Combine it with one of the Revenge of the Island jokes…"

Criz standz at the dock of shame sying, Last tim on Total Drama Pracketwo I land. We sed bye to the groz Sugar." Chrapri Sun said. "Hoo wil go next on Total Dramoah Plakettwo Island."

IN tro

Da contestants ohn Team Bear vibe in their mansion, b4 Dave walks down

"Seen any good movies lately?" Dave said b4 clreaing his throat,b4 sying, "Wait, I forgot I was an incel for a moment," He then snortz, "Anywaz femalez, do anee of you want to be modz on my Discord serva.

Nobode says anything.

Ella then sings

What's with these homies, dissing my girl?
Why do they gotta front?
What did we ever do to these guys
That made them so violent?

Woo-hoo
But you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo
And I know you're mine
Woo-hoo
(And that's for all time)

Bearo thn randomly playz the meme riff from da sng.

Meanwile with Team Fish, Rodni walks over to Scarlot and sez "You wanna go out with me?"

"Hmm, well using complex math and a strong amount of science thn yes!"

"Yay!" Rodne said as Sammi celebr8s 2.

"Okei Camprz, challenge time!" Gris sad.

"Yeah," Dawn adds.

The cmperz make it 2 the challenge area as Cgrus says, "You'll be throwing baloonz at the other team.

To fur is then hit bi a balloon frm Beerdo.

"Oh, Topher's out I guess…" Dawn comments, "Well, best start the challenge." The caampers then all run & grb balonz.

Sudden lee neoxt to Dawn iz a 3'5 perzon in a trenchcoat, songlalses on air faced.

"Yes, Balloons invented in 1824 by Michael Faraday for lab experiments."

What are you doing in this fic Hugh?" Dawn queztions.

"Oh, appearing is that I is in the wrong fiction of the fans!" The prson yells as chitering iz hear d b low the trenchoat.

"Being in the one with Annie and Stone we should be!" a feminine voize cals ot.

"Finished it is, remember?" The main 1 saz. "Took too long to finish this chapter,"

"Oh yeah… I did forgetting that for some reason."

De man startz to ran b4 tripping over and reveelng raccoon fet flaling. Dawn wavez hr hand and tlepotz thm awy.

The campers run in2 da woodz.

Dawn picks up a random note on the ground, "Oh it's from the writer,"

Hey Dawn…

Have fun with the crossovers I'm randomly adding in. Also say goodbye to that fourth wall for the chapter.

From xmon

"Oh… great." Dawn mutters, annoyed.

SpongeBob then suddenly appears, laffing. Dawn groans b4 snaping hr fingers and sending him away.

In the woods, Shorne wolks along da path b4 Rodni thrwz a bllon at hm, "Yes! Lets go!" Rodnee then runz of.

Bear do and Leonerd are vibng tlkng aboot stf b4 2 blloonz hit them.

Scarlett smirks, "just as the scientific music theory said" a booloon then hits hr, butt nobode seez hoo it iz.

With Dawn, she makes a Pikachu disappear, followed by Meta Knight, then Mario.

"Can you seriously just let me host?" Dawn says annoyed. Another note appears in her hand.

No

"Bruh," Dawn frowns.

Jasmine walkz out o f de woods.

"MAAAAAAATE, some bloody drongo just hit mee with a balloon! MATE!"

Rodni followz after her, saying, "Me too…"

"Wow, we're down to five already?" Dawn asks, "Geez, this is fast."

"Almost as fast as you dropped the story I was gonna be in! Right?" a voice sudden lee cals out.

"What?" Dawn asks.

Sudden lee DeaDPOOL pokes hiz hed in, "Since this is the crossover chapter for now. Hey xmon, remember when you made me appear in the Revenge of the Island fic and say you were gonna do a Total Drama Crossover fic and then just never ended up making it? Good times!"

"Shut up Deadpool!" Xmon decides to take a break from the notes by poking his head in through the screen to yell at the Merc, "I didn't even bring you in, how the heck did you get here?"

"I'll be back at some point in the sequel to this fic guys! See ya!" Hee den dos a Scooby Doo rn awy from da stry.

In the wodz, Max builds a divize, "Mwuhahahahhahahahahahahhahaha!", b4 he quicklee turnz arond and shootz a balon from tha de vice and hits Sky, who falz over.

"Darn i-,"

"MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"She was using her invisbleness to snek up on the tim! I saw her do it to Scarlett and Jazmn!" Sammi said with a fron.

A bolon then hits Sammy noking her over, az Ela stands there.

It's something unpredictable
But in the end, it's right
I hope you had the time of your life

Se sings. B4 lookng att Mix

"MWUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Did you not think I had planned for this outcome FOOL!" Maxz thn putz up a wall.

"Well I would hit him, but it appear there is…

Something in the way
Mmm-mmm
Something in the way, yeah
Mmm-mmm

Max thn dropz a balloon thru a hol and it shootz out, hitng Ella.

"IT IS THE POWER OF EEEEEEEVIL! I WILL NOW TIE A DAMSEL TO A TRANE TRAK AND TJEN TAKE OVR HTE WORLD!

Dav thn walkz over, tipping his fedora, "M'ladies. "Just got bak from hitting that stupid chad male from da chalnge!" He thn gaspz, "No! My queen Sky!" b4 he pullz ot a balon and throws it att Max. It bouncse off Max's evil wall b4 zoomng bac k and hitng Dave.

Dawn meanwhile is surronded by a bonch of randm fictonl characters. Dawn gets aangry.

"OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH! TEAM FISH WINS! TEAM BEAR GOES TO ELIMINAITON." She then angrly stomps off. "I'm sitting outside the universe for a little bit… Just do the fucking elimination Chris…" Dawn tn disapors.

A noet tn appelrs on the grond, with Clisp picking itt upp.

Worth it.

He readz. B4 the fictonal coracters disapper.

"Wll, tim 4 elmingation. Chrz shrugz/

"Hmph," Dave mutters, b4 growing an even thicker neckbeard and an even bigger fedora. "I'm a lone wolf!" he yellz, "Stupid femlez won't accept a nice guy like me!" He then startz making wolf howls at the moon cause haha that's like the one part of Dave people remember.

Thi scene changes to eliminaton, with Cgrus saying, "Welcm 2 elmincation Team Bear, six of you and 5 marshmlows. "Mrshmallows go 2 Lenrd, Shawn andf Elza.

"Grr I'm in the bottom 2," Dave sed. Brdo diid da jeopardy music.

"Da finl one safe is…"

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"Berdo, you're safe!" Dav stndz up.

"THIS IS CRAP! YOU FEEMALZ AND CHADZ ALL SUCK! YOU DON'T GIVE NICE GUYS LIKE MEE A CHANZE!"

Dav thn gets pushed to the Cannonn by Chlis b4 getting shot away.

"And who wl go next tim? Find oht on TOTAL! DRAMOR! PRACKETTWO ISLONG!

12th: Dave

13th: Sugar

14th: Amy

Static tn appres, with text on the screen.

'A mid credits scene? What is this? Marvel?'

Tophr walkz out with a glare, picking up his phone, "Hello Youtube," he sayz, "It's me… Topher… Now that I've been here long enough, I guess it's time for me to reveal myslf 2 peopl.

Topher then puts on a white mask with an evilz smily faze and red hoodie.

"Cause as you all know… this is in fact… what the point of the mask is after all."