Crash Course
The Rhyhorn charge through Route 9,
So trainers can visit Luminous Cave
For fossils and Luminous Moss.
They don't watch where they go,
Running through everything they see,
Which is good for getting places
But very bad for the wildlife.
Anything trainers try to catch
Will inevitably be run over by their mounts,
Causing all the poor Helioptile and Hippopotas
To be hit so hard on the head
That they are too dazed to battle properly
Ever again.