-Chapter 5-
-Judy pov-
The ride has been very awkward. The girls do not really talk to me. I catch some words but it is in whispers. They did not even fight to sit next to me.
Shelby said the first step is getting into their world. I have no clue about anything lesbian. I do know about music though! I mean there are greats of the Gathers and...The Gathers.
"Mom just came to a realization" I look in the rear view to see both girls looking puzzled "You ok? Did we forget something? I knew I should have watched you pack Quinn!"
"I packed all of my clothes!" Quinn huffs and pouts "I am not stupid"
"So uh have you heard any new Gather songs?" Both girls look back at me with blank expressions "Yeah that is what I thought"
"Oh my god you have no idea about new music!" I go to argue but can not form an argument "You have no idea anything new! I bet you can not list a single Green Day song"
"Dookie" Amused faces turn to shocked "What? I am hip with the kids! I get down to that funky music too you know!"
"Please never say that again" I smile as both girls start to laugh in the back "What other singers or bands do you know?"
"Well Uh...Boys 2 men, New Kids, Backstreet, D-12" I hear one of them choke and get worried "You alright?!"
Fran nods as she clears her throat "You know D-12?" I nod and She looks at me skeptically "Prove it"
"Alright" I reach into the cd collection and pull out one "Ohh my favorite!"
I pop it in and go to my favorite one.
-Judy rapping-
I don't know dude
I think everybody's all jealous and shit 'cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude
And I think everyone's got a fucking problem with me dude
And they need to take it up with me after the show
Because
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[Eminem]
So I get off stage right drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like
"What's up, ladies? My name's Slim Shady
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby"
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem"
"I swear to fucking god dude you fucking rock"
"Please Marshall please let me suck your cock"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
My band My band My band My band My band
My band My band My band My band
Alright, okay, alright, give the mic man, okay dawg, gi—come on
Dude!
Give me this mic!
Ow, dude!
You just wanna see a woman backwards, don't you?
ADAT? How come we don't rap on Pro Tools?
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in a van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, you's a liar
And no, I'm Swift (oh I thought you were Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with our dressing room
'Cause our shit is looking smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumping jacks while get whipped on my back
Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
Yeah I know man by himself taking all the flicks
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
No, I had an interview, not you two
You gon' be late for soundcheck
I ain't gonna soundcheck
But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
You know what man I'mma say something
Hey yo Em
You got something to say?!
Man no
I thought you was about to tell him off, man, what's up?
Man I'mma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
"Alright we get it!" Both girls are laughing when I stop the song "Please never rap again!"
I smile at the genuine happiness coming off of them. I took the first step and succeeded. I am getting back in good graces. I know with Quinn it will be a little harder because of the kickout.
But I will have my daughters back!
-Shelby pov-
"So this is to help the Fabray right?" I do not answer Rachel's question "Mom it is obvious something is happening"
"They are dating" I sigh and continue on "Judy is working on accepting them and getting over thinking this is all wrong"
"So they actually are together?" I nod and wait for the response "Wanky"
"Excuse me?!" I turn to her quickly and see her look at me confused "The hell are you talking like Santana now?!"
"I did?" I nod and Rachel looks scared "Oh god she's ruineds my speech!"
We both look at each other before losing it along with a confused Beth. This vacation is what we needed too. To get closer together as mom and daughter. I can not wait to get her and Beth to be like sisters!
-Maribel pov-
I am trying so hard not to crash the car.
"I think that, hypothetically of course, if we decided to do something astronomically fun in Disney it would create more memories!" I share a confused and annoyed look with Brittany "What?"
"You sounded like Rachel with all of those big words" I see her thinking and fear take over her face "You two have been hanging out a lot more"
"She's not so bad once you break past the nerdy exterior" Santana groans and face palms "I am a badass bitch! I am a badass bitch! I am a badass and now very intelligent badass bitch"
"I think it is hot sometimes" I gag as they have eye sex "Maybe I should come back there while you give some sexy big words"
"NOOOO!" I sigh and pull out my phone then call Shelby "We pull over here and I want a new kid! Brittany is trying to fuck mine!"
"Aww but we just started bonding!" I sigh as smirks grow across my duos faces "I mean nothing could be better than us last time I was here"
Silence takes over both vehicles. I look to see I did do a three way call. Judy and the girls just heard that too. Oh god Shelby just outed us both.
"WHAT?!"
"Shelby we pull over now" I already make the turn into the gas station and see the other two follow "I am going to kill her!"
We all get out of the cars and I glare at Shelby. She at least looks guilty for blurting out what she did! I can not believe she just told everyone we had sex! I never told Santana that we did!
"Finally you admit to it" My eyes go wide and I look at Santana "So which one is the top?"
"Well I was definitely not" Shelby smiles shyly and blushes "She took control"
"So Corcorans are bottoms" I turn to see both Fabray girls eyes are darkened "Nice info to know"
"Hey I can be a top!" Rachel looks at the ground innocently "I just have no idea what it means"
"Alright I request a vehicle change!" Before I know it Shelby is beside me and the everyone is in cars "Wait a minute"
"Everyone is sticking to these cars for the rest of the ride" Judy starts rolling up her window "Have fun!"
"So" I glare at Shelby and walk to the drivers side "Wait up!"
This is going to be a long ride.