-Chapter 12-
-Shelby pov-
"Alrigght!" I click my pen and look at the list "Next up on audition!"
"Hi!" A redhead runs onto the stage "My name is Angel! I was told to come by Rachel!"
"Oh really?" I see Fran frown "How did you get around to being friends?"
"We talked to her the other day and wanted to be friends or at least try!" Fran smiles at the Brittany like red head "Can I begin?"
"Of course" I smile and look at her paper "Do you have a song? I seem to not have a song name with your paper!"
"That is cause she did not know what she would do" I look up to see a brunette "Is it fine if she still tries? She told the band what she was singing"
"That is fine" I motion her on "You may begin! Break a leg!"
She nods to me and then the band.
-Angel singing-
We are the crowd, we're c-comin' out
Got my flash on, it's true
Need that picture of you, it's so magical
We'd be so fantastical
Leather and jeans, garage glamorous
Not sure what it means
But this photo of us, it don't have a price
Ready for those flashing lights
'Cause you know that, baby, I
I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me
Papa-paparazzi
Baby, there's no other superstar, you know that I'll be
Your papa-paparazzi
Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until that boy is mine
Baby, you'll be famous, chase you down until you love me
Papa-paparazzi
I'll be your girl backstage at your show
Velvet ropes and guitars
Yeah, 'cause you're my rock star in between the sets
Eyeliner and cigarettes
Shadow is burnt, yellow, dance and we turn
My lashes are dry
Purple teardrops I cry, it don't have a price
Loving you is cherry pie
'Cause you know that, baby, I
I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me
Papa-paparazzi
Baby, there's no other superstar, you know that I'll be
Your papa-paparazzi
Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until that boy is mine
Baby, you'll be famous, chase you down until you love me
Papa-paparazzi
Real good, we dance in the studio
Snap, snap to that shit on the radio
Don't stop for anyone
We're plastic, but we still have fun!
I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me
Papa-paparazzi
Baby, there's no other superstar, you know that I'll be
Your papa-paparazzi
Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until that boy is mine
Baby, you'll be famous, chase you down until you love me
Papa-paparazzi
"That was great!" I look at my judges in Fran and Rachel "What do you think?"
"I think she is good as long as she does not steal my girlfriend" all of the cheerios in the back poke their heads out confused "Yeah I said it! She is with me!"
"She is with we..us!" Quinn marches her way over with toilet paper around her body "You tied me up!"
"Snooze you lose" Fran smirks "You made the team Angel!"
"Ca-can my lucky brunettes join too?" She pulls the girl from earlier on and another one "We work as a trio!"
"Can they do a duet?" The two nod nervously and Rachel smiles "Go on then Tracy and Heather! I want to hear what you have been holding back on!"
"O-ok" Tracy slowly walks forward with heather or maybe the other way around "We can try I can do better"
I smirk and nod at the selection. This should be fun.
-Tracy-Heather-
Anything you can do,
I can do better.
I can do anything
Better than you.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!
Anything you can be
I can be greater.
Sooner or later,
I'm greater than you.
No, you're not. Yes, I am.
No, you're not. Yes, I am.
No, you're NOT!. Yes, I am.
Yes, I am!
I can shoot a partridge
With a single cartridge.
I can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow.
I can live on bread and cheese.
And only on that?
Yes.
So can a rat!
Any note you can reach
I can go higher.
I can sing anything
Higher than you.
No, you can't. (High)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I CAN! (Highest)
Anything you can buy
I can buy cheaper.
I can buy anything
Cheaper than you.
Fifty cents?
Forty cents! Thirty cents?
Twenty cents! No, you can't!
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!
Anything you can say
I can say softer.
I can say anything
Softer than you.
No, you can't. (Softly)
Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer)
YES, I CAN! (Full volume)
I can drink my liquor
Faster than a flicker.
I can drink it quicker
And get even sicker!
I can open any safe.
Without bein' caught?
Sure.
That's what I thought--
You crook!
Any note you can hold
I can hold longer.
I can hold any note
Longer than you.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can No, you can't.
Yes, I can No, you can't.
Yes, I can
Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I No, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N'T--
CA-A-A-A-N! (Cough, cough!)
Yes, you ca-a-a-an!
Anything you can wear
I can wear better.
In what you wear
I'd look better than you.
In my coat?
In your vest! In my shoes?
In your hat! No, you can't!
Yes, I can
Yes, I CAN!
Anything you say
I can say faster.
I can say anything
Faster than you.
No, you can't. (Fast)
Yes, I can. (Faster) No, you can't. (Faster)
Yes, I can. (Faster) Noyoucan't. (Faster)
YesIcan! (Fastest)
I can jump a hurdle.
I can wear a girdle.
I can knit a sweater.
I can fill it better!
I can do most anything!
Can you bake a pie? No.
Neither can I.
Anything you can sing
I can sing sweeter.
I can sing anything
Sweeter than you.
No, you can't. (Sweetly)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't, can't, can't (sweeter)
Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary)
Yes, I can! No, you can't!
We all applaud as they look at each other smiling. They did amazing on that song! If the cheerios all sound this good this will be a breeze! We have not had a bad one yet!
"My girls are all talented" we all jump and turn to see sue "Next up is Jenna"
"Yes" I turn to the stage "Next up is Jenna!"
-Time skip-
"We only ended up saying no to one singer but she can dance" We all nod and I stand up "Time to go"
"You!" We all groan and turn to see Mercedes storming toward us "You cost us! We could lose our safe place because of you!"
"I had no idea until today!" Rachel stands her ground I smile "So back off!"
"You want to go tiny britches?" Mercedes rolls up her sleeves "Cause I will take you"
"Step back Mercedes" We all look to see Kurt leading the club in "You have to give up this obsession! You do not even want Broadway! You want to be a pop star!"
"Which she could be if she did not always stick to one specific style" Mercedes raises a eyebrow to Rachel "You always do soul and then you switch to pop! Why not try your own style of mixing them? I think you could do great!"
"That does sound good" Mercedes's anger visibly disappears "I could bring in a new wave to my culture"
"That's using your brain" Mercedes gives a glare but it is broken by the small smile "Are we good to go?"
"Yeah" Mercedes sighs and starts walking away "May the best team win sectionals Rachel"
"We will" There is a chuckle and Rachel smiles "At least someone has a future"
I smile at my girl and the club. They are already a little family. This road to sectionals is going to be fun. I can not wait to see what happens.
I am going to enjoy being the teacher maybe.
