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SPN100 Challenge: stuffed

DEW Challenge: Character of your choice & tardiness

As first impressions go, this isn't exactly out of this world... yet. 150-word drabble.

Written for the 'Drabbles Every Weekend' challenge at SPN BigPretzel on LiveJournal.

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Mardy and Tardy

Dean frowned at the deluge of exposition he could barely follow, let alone recognize as English. "Hey Sam, can you understand what this chick's saying?"

Sam rolled his eyes. "She's just explained that she needs us to go with her." He paused. "All stuffed in that little phone box thing... I don't get how that's gonna work."

Dean waggled his eyebrows obnoxiously at the newcomer. "Well, I've not played 'seven minutes in heaven' since high school, but I'm up for a little one-on-one."

"Listen pal," said the woman, jabbing a finger in his chest. "If I didn't need your particular skillset on Gallifrey, then I wouldn't be asking."

Dean frowned. "Is that in... Australia? Where you're from?"

"No, it's another planet."

"Well, I could definitely make it out of this world," Dean chuckled.

"I don't believe in violence, but if you try anything you'll be seeing stars," warned the woman.

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A/N: Being late to set the Big Pretzel challenge I choose the theme of 'tardiness' which in turn made me think of the TARDIS – and at the rate they're arguing about getting in the thing they're going to be late! Plus, I had just watched an episode where The Doctor used the word 'mardy' which is a Northern England/Midlands term for 'sulky' that stuck in my head as I'd not heard it for years, which set the tone. Thus this drabble was born.