The day was time skipped over to the next day because the plot needs to progress somewhere, Izuku, Bakugo, and their posse of abridged versions of their classmates from the canon, were sitting in the cafeteria, eating lunch.
"So let me get this straight," Izuku said as he was talking to Mina, who was hanging out with their group only because she was a side character, they were main characters, and she was really only there as an informant, "Kirishima has been fighting dirty for years?"
"Correct," Mina answered.
"And he did this for no reason whatsoever," Izuku continued.
"Yes," Mina said.
"And naturally he's just a fucking dick," Katsuki said while looking over at Kirishima and Tetsutetsu who were sitting together by themselves.
"Is there any important questions you want to ask me?" Mina said. "Like, my depression?"
"Wait, you have a backstory?" Todoroki questioned.
Mina looked at him skeptically, which was closer to being a deadpan expression, while saying, "And you don't?"
"I do, except my backstory is quite fucked," Todoroki said while crossing his arms.
"How so?" Ochaco asked the son of the Number Two Hero.
"My father in the canon abused me for years as you all would know if you wondered about my canon life," he began to explain. "And as you know, I would fucking hate him with my heart deep down because he was a scumbag, forced my mother to have four kids until she burned me with boiling hot water that scarred me for life, and then also killed my brother, Toya."
"Well, that has to suck," Izuku commented.
"It would if that is what happened," Todoroki said, making everyone realize that his storyline was changed too. "For starters, my father is still a prick, but he's more of a sensitive asshole than a dickhead, and somewhat actually cares about me as a whole to the point he listens, but he's still an ass like in the canon. My mother, however, birthed my siblings from own free will, but is in the hospital in a coma due to a villain attack by some villain whose Quirk let's him control white lines that had a grudge against my father, which I hold one for him too as he could simply pay for an American doctor to fly down and fucking get her out of the coma, and also the fact that he also still burned my brother Toya!" He slammed his fist into the table when he said Toya.
"Damn, that sucks," Ochaco said.
"Trust me, you don't know the half of it," Todoroki said while looking at the gravity girl.
Ochaco smirked. "You sure about that?"
"What?" Everyone asked.
"I do know the half of it, because I have to try and win Izuku's love over this jackass," she pointed at Katsuki, "and then also make sure no one else tries to take him. I wouldn't doubt it if a crazy psychotic yandere fell in love with him."
Toga looked up from a table that had a bunch of the League of Villains villains at it as they ate lunch and had coffee in the cafeteria, with Toga holding a newspaper. "You called?"
"No, not your chapter," Ochaco said, before Izuku looked at the villains.
"What the fuck are they doing here?!" Izuku questioned.
"Oh we're here chilling because we're just meant to be background characters, like Aoyama who's over there pulling a Zarbon," Dabi told Izuku, while pointing at Aoyama, who was outside the window.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Aoyama shouted in a sexually aroused tone for some reason.
"What the fuck?" The Deku/Baku Squadron questioned.
"Don't worry, he just acts like Zarbon, he isn't like him," Mr. Compress told them.
"Seriously, why are they here?" Izuku questioned, before the bell rang. "Wh-What about that whole fiasco where we were going to deal with the press, and the panic?!"
"Not important!" Shigaraki said as he walked through the hallway and out of shot, holding the plans for the Hero Course Schedule and exiting stage left.
"Why did he get away with the schedule?!" Izuku questioned.
Katsuki shrugged, before standing up. "I don't know, or fucking care anymore. Let's just hope that this will be a good day."
"Welcome to the US-Gay," Aizawa told his students as the stood outside the USJ.
"Well, let's hope no one dies," Izuku commented, before he looked at his costume, before realizing something. "Why the hell does my costume follow a monotone theme? It's meant to be green."
"We have a fighting game in case you forgot," Aizawa said, before looking to the side where a blimp with a screen on it said, 'My Hero One's Justice 2'. "I'm almost scared as to what the next DLC character is going to be after Mic."
"Who the hell is Mike?!" Kaminari questioned.
"Mic burst your eardrums, biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!" Mic shouted off in the distance.
"Shut it," Aizawa shouted, before shaking his head. "Anyways, now for our guest who will be assisting in your rescue training, Thirteen."
"Alright you pathetic excuses for truckers," 13 said as he walked in front of them and spoke with an accent, sounding like an American truck driver. "It's time for you to learn how to wield a trucker hat, and how to drive a semi-truck!"
"Aren't you from the wrong anime?" Ochaco asked Android 13, from Dragon Ball Z.
"I am little missy, but the Thirteen you all know called in sick, so, the greatest Dragon Ball trucker has decided to step in her place," Android 13 told them. "Now, let's begin the lecture inside this giant dome."
As everyone in Class 1A walked inside, 13 began to talk. "So, as you pipsqueaks should know, heroism is dangerous and could result in your inevitable death if you fuck up somewhere. And you should also know that if you fuck up somewhere, you're gonna fuck up someone's life and get them killed. And that's what we're going to do today. Teach you how to be truckers!"
"There are a number of things wrong with your speech," Mina commented in her depressed monotone voice, which caused 13 to look at her. "Shouldn't we be learning how to control our Quirks so we don't kill people with them?"
"Fuck that, you're gonna become truckers and wield guns!" 13 told them. "Preferably a shotgun."
"Isn't that going to kill someone?" Kaminari asked while raising his hand.
"If you shoot them in the dick, chest, or head, it will," 13 said. 13 then pulled out a shotgun. "Now, why don't I show you how you're going to perform in today's exercise!"
"Knock knock," Shigaraki said as he stepped out of a portal, looking like how he would later in the manga series, like, say, during/after the Overhaul arc.
"Who in the name of the Holy Trucker are you?" 13 questioned as he turned around and saw Shigaraki and the League of Villains. Or at least, the army of fodder they brought in. "And god damn, you all look like you're tryin' too hard to be villains!"
"Rich coming from the trucker," Shigaraki began, "who looks like an off brand cosplay."
13's smile then turned to a frown. "You better run away to your little hidey-hole, cause you don't want to see me without my trucker hat or vest."
"What, are you gonna release your hidden power?" Shigaraki mocked.
"Fuck you! We're gonna kill your kids!" One of the villains shouted.
"I said that we were villains for hire, not villains like Myers!" Shigaraki said to the villain who spoke out of line.
"These kids aren't even my kids, because here's a newsflash," 13 began. "I'm a trucker."
"That's literally your whole gag," Aizawa said, "so we already know that you're a trucker."
"Yeah, and I'm the strongest there is," 13 said, before he took off his trucker hat, before transforming into Super Android 13. "And I'mma beat your asses!"
"Ah shit, didn't think this through," Shigaraki said.
"We have a Nomu," Kurogiri reminded Tomura, which caused Tomura's eyes to widened as he remembered, before going, "Ooooooh, right."
"I don't see that Nomu anywhere though…" Katsuki commented, ignoring the fact that his Hero Costume looked like that of when they were in the Third MHA Movie, World Heroes' Mission, or at least during the beginning. Oddly enough, his costume had a fiery theme going on, which sort of made Izuku think of an anime called Fire Force, though that was just the author throwing a few jabs at the anime despite never watching it.
"And you wanna know why?" Shigaraki said to Katsuki.
"Why?" Bakugo questioned.
"Because I believe in my hand," Shigaraki said as he had some cards in his right hand from an assortment of card games. "Also, I'll be happy to hand you defeat!" Tomura then grabbed the hand on his face before shouting, "Nomu!"
Said masked hand erupted into blue flames, before spiraling from a new set of blue flames came the bulky figure of the Nomu that would normally appear during this part of the series.
"What the hell?!" Izuku questioned. "Dabi can summon Nomus?!"
"It's called using a Persona you idiot!" Shigaraki said.
"Didn't know you were braindead!" Katsuki retorted.
"Good roast boy," Super 13 told the explosion boy. "I think you'd make a fine trucker."
"Kill them!" Shigaraki said, before the Nomu screeched at the top of its lungs.
"ALL HAIL THE KING!" Nomu shouted, before running to 13, and the two proceeded to fight in a mostly uneventful battle.
"So… Do I spread them?" Kurogiri asked the unmasked Tomura Shigaraki.
"Fuck it, what's the worst that could happen?" Shigaraki said to Kurogiri.
"Right," Kurogiri said, before teleporting to where Class 1A was. Kurogiri paused for a moment, before looking at Aizawa. "Say, don't I know you from somewhere?"
"I have never met you before in my life," Aizawa responded.
"Makes sense," Kurogiri said. "I'm gonna spread your kids."
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHOOOOOOO!" Aoyama yelled in a sexually arroused manner.
"I will drown you in a lake," Kurogiri said to Aoyama who was unfazed, before Kurogiri sent the students to different areas, and the chapter was left there because…
There wasn't much of a reason, just that this is a good place to leave it.
Speaking of which!
I meant to get this chapter out a week earlier, but I didn't have enough time to. So I'm releasing it now, alongside two of my more serious stories that I'm at least trying to make as serious as can be. Though I still have a lot to learn when it comes to storytelling.
Characters:
Shigaraki is basically gonna be making jokes involving video games, and also hands. The whole Persona bit was just a joke as well, and definitely not foreshadowing something.
Kurogiri I'm still working, but the exchange he had with Aizawa was a nod to how Kurogiri's body under the mist is actually the corpse of Aizawa's long deceased friend. I have an idea for Kurogiri though.
Aoyama is literally Zarbon from the DAU, minus the whole… fucking, part about him. I have enough on my hands with Yaoyorozu. I don't need someone else trying to fuck people.
The League is also still being built on, but you can expect them to make a few more appearances before they actually get involved. Same with other villains and characters as well. Might even chuck in the movies if we get that far. But, I'm still taking a few ideas concerning the league.
And if anyone is confused as to the costumes of the Hero Students, namely Bakugo and Izuku, then look no further than the game mentioned in this chapter, 'My Hero One's Justice 2'. Izuku has Costume Beta right now, and it's basically in black and white colors all around. Bakugo's costume is the World Heroes' Mission cloak, with the fiery colors, which makes me think of Fire Force despite not seeing anything from it.
As for why Android 13 is here, that's a joke because 13 and Thirteen have the same name, it's a joke about one of my stories called 'A Quirky Quirkless and Android Duo', and also because of trucker hats.
Thank you all, I hope you have a good day.