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Outgoth the Goth
Chapter 16 – Winner takes all.
No One's POV.
Jade looked over at the table Tori was tied to, only 5 feet away. The table itself was small and metal. Tori in fact took up most of it. Jade guessed that it was probably used as an exam table in some lab or medical facility.
"Think, goddamit, think!" Cursed Jade
Then suddenly she had a memory of her and Cat by the pond, near Cat's house. It was a memory of them finding turtles and Jade flipping them upside down. It amused Jade to watch them struggle vainly, their legs up in the air. It also made Cat cry, but it did give Jade an idea.
"Hey Vega, I have an idea."
"To get us out of here?"
Jade audibly growled. "No dummy, how to condition your hair while you sleep, of course get out of here."
"Sorry Jade, what do you need me to do?"
"Ok, you're about 5 feet away, I need you to start rocking back and forth to tip the table over. Be sure to tip it so you're facing me. Once you've done that, you're going to really try and get it so the table is on top of you."
Tori started shifting her weight back and forth. "Then what?"
"You're died down, but now totally immobile. You can move your feet, your knees, your upper body and hands.. You'll need to work quickly and inch yourself over to me. I have a scissors in my bra. Right in the center."
"Seriously Jade, A scissors in your boot is one thing; one in your bra is just plain weird."
"I thought you loved me." Replied Jade in a mocking voice.
"Don't mock our love Jade. It will last forever." Scolded Tori as she finally managed to get the table to start to tip over.
Jade just rolled her eyes.
A moment later, the table with Tori on it, crashed sideways to the floor. "Ouch!"
"Good, now flip it so it's on your back. It won't be easy. But you need too."
Surprisingly it only took Tori three tries to get the metal table to flip over on her back. It was a bit heavy, but not unbearable. Once that was done, she shimmied her whole body and managed to work her way slowly towards Jade.
Putting her whole body into it, it took about 6 or 7 minutes but Tori to reach Jade and
"Ok Vega, you're doing great. I'll slide down as much as I can and you shimi yourself on top of me."
Jade then slid down as much as she could. That however meant stretching her arms far behind her back. Jades' hands were tied very tightly behind the pipe she was leaning against. She managed to slink down making it easy for Tori to get on top of her, but at the same time it was horribly painful.
Tori kept going working her way up Jade's torso to finally her breasts. According to her estimation about 10 minutes had elapsed since Wednesday had pressed the button. That meant they had about 5 minutes left.
It was horribly awkward, but Tori stuck her face down the front of Jade's low cut black top. Sure enough in a little holster was small pair of black scissors. Now she just needed to pull them out.
Jade who was trying to ignore the pain watched as Tori did her best to extract the scissors.
"Are you licking my boobs Vega!" It very much felt like Tori was taking a little lick while trying to pull the scissors out.
All Jade heard in reply was a "Mrumph…."
"Now isn't the time to be Horny. You can play with my girls later, now just pull the scissors out so we can get the hell out of here."
A moment later, Tori pulled her head back and in her mouth was a pair of black scissors.
"Great, now's the hard part, you need to shimy to the side and around to the back, so you can get the scissors in my hands. If it helps, the sooner you do that, the sooner you can really play with my girls. They're fabulous by the way." Jade thought a little extra incentive would help speed Tori along.
It was hard for Tori, shimming along with a metal table tied to her back, but she quickly managed to move around and got within about a foot of Jade's hands.
In range of Jade's hands, Tori Then took careful aim, said a quiet prayer and spit them out.
They flew and landed right in Jade's hands.
"Bingo." Jade yelled, as she quickly began to use them to cut her the rope that bound her hands.
Jade liked keeping all her beloved scissors razor sharp so she was able to cut the rope quickly.
Once free, she got up and as fast as she could cut the ropes tying Tori to the table.
As soon as she was free, Tori threw her arms around the Goth and gave her a huge wet kiss. "Oh Jade."
Jade smiled, quickly pushed the Happy Latina off and took her hand. "Vega, we have about 3 minutes before, us, this building and everything in it, gets blown to smithereens. Let's go."
The pair ran out the door, up the stairs and across the cat walk. Once in the corridor, Tori couldn't help see her eerie duplicates. Jade however kept her going.
As fast as they could they went. Up another set of stairs, out the trap door, up to the main floor and final out the front door.
But Jade didn't' want to stop. Nearly out of breath, they ran across the compound and hid behind one of the other buildings.
As soon as they did, Jade grabbed Tori and held her tight to shield her. An instant later a low rumbling was heard, followed by a larger explosion that sent, dust, debris flying everywhere and at the same time, nearly deafened them. The building had been reduced a two story pile of rubble.
But other than covered with dust, the pair was unharmed. Even after the explosion had subsided, Jade didn't let go.
"Uh..Jade it's over you can let me go now."
Looking slightly embarrassed Jade let go. "Oh…You ok Vega?"
Tori dusted herself off. "Yeah. I wish I could have gotten at those clothes. Several of those outfits were ones that Trina borrowed and either ruined or stretched out."
"Vega, you're a major pain in the ass." Jade then pulled her close again and looked into Tori's eyes and smiled. "But you're my pain in the ass."
Tori grinned and kissed Jade. "I love you too Jade."
They were about to kiss again when they heard a sound coming from the other side of the compound. A sound other than the ringing in their ears.
It was the sound of Wednesday and Ponnie singing and cheering happily.
"Hooray, Tori and Jade are dead, Hooray, Tori and Jade are dead."
Jade visibly fumed. "Those bastards stuck around so they could watch us die."
"They must have not seen us run from the building in time. They're on the other side of the rubble I guess."
"So it seems." Jade said with a nod, as she put her hand on her chin. "That gives me an idea. Come on."
While there was still a lot of dust in the air, Tori and Jade quickly ran back to the front gate where the car was parked.
"Are we going to steal it?" Asked Tori.
Jade reached inside the open driver's side window and popped the hood. "No, Wednesday took the keys from my pocket when she tied me up. I have a different idea. Keep an eye out for the gruesome twosome, while I work. It should only take a minute."
Tori kept watch while Jade stuck her head under the hood and pulled out her scissors.
Tori watched for a short bit when she heard someone approaching. "Jade, I hear footsteps, I think they're coming."
"Done." Said Jade, as she quietly closed the trunk. "Let's hide in the bushes. Come on."
The pair then hid in some nearby bushes and watched as Ponnie and Wednesday walked up. They were holding hands and looking very much like two people madly in love.
"Wednesday, I can't wait for us to be married. I can't believe I've finally met my soul mate. That and I've finally killed Tori this is the happiest day of my life."
Wednesday, though she still had her normal dour expression, still managed to look very happy. "A madwoman to share my life with. You've made me complete. Plus I'm rid of Jade forever. Things could not be more perfect. How about we drive to Las Vegas and get married right now!"
"Yes…My god yes. Can we pick up a hitch hiker and strand them in the desert with no water along the way?"
Wednesday smirked. "Just one….Come on…."
That said, the pair kissed passionatly, got in the car and drove off.
After they were out of sight, Tori and Jade got of the bushes and began the long walk home.
"So Jade, what did you do?"
Jade slipped her fingers into Tori's hands. It was amazing to Jade, how utterly natural and wonderful it actually felt. "You'll find out soon enough. Do me a favor, here's my phone, call Cat and have her pick us up. Tell her we're on route 15 near Shelldrake lane. Tell her to be careful, as it's up in the Hollywood hills and they're are lots of hairpin turns."
Tori made the call and the new couple walked hand in hand along the road. Jade also took time to tell Tori what had happened from the beginning to the rescue. Though a bizarre and sometimes disturbing story, Tori listened and simply loved the fact that she was with Jade. She cared little about the multitude of broken laws. She only cared about Jade. Love knows no bounds, was something that Tori would say to herself frequently.
They had walked a full hour before Cat's pink car slowly rolled up. "I'm sorry I wasn't here sooner, but there was a terrible accident down the road. It backed up traffic."
Jade smirked and winked at Tori, as she got in the car. "You don't say, come on let's go."
The pair drove back down the road and soon enough about 3 miles further down the road, they came back across the accident scene. It was a hairpin turn that overlooked a ravine. There was a fire truck, two ambulances and numerous cop cars on the scene. Jade then tapped Cat on the shoulder. "Cat, pull over and wait in the car. Tori come with me and play along."
After getting out of the car, Jade and Tori walked up to a cop standing near the edge of the Ravine.
"I'm sorry Miss, this is an accident scene, you'll have to step back." The cop replied.
Jade flashed her badge. "We're LAPD, Officers Benson and Stabler. What happened?"
The officer pointed over the edge, where Jade and Tori could see Wednesday's wrecked car, about 50 feet down.
"These two young women were driving along at great speed when their brakes seemed to have failed, right as they reached this curve. With no brakes they simply sailed over the edge and landed 50 feet below. I don't know how, but both of them actually survived. It took us half an hour to cut them out other wreck. The paramedics are just about to load them in the ambulances. The funny thing is that one of them is an escapee from a high security mental institution."
"Thank you Officer."
Jade led Tori over to the ambulances as two sets of paramedics were attending two very bandaged up figures who looked more like mummies than actual people. Their limbs were all immobalized as well, rendering them unable to move. The paramedics were in the process of getting ready to load the girls into the ambulance."
Jade looked to one of the paramedics. "Are they going to live?"
The man scratched his head. "I don't know how their still alive now. "
He then pointed to Wednesday. "She's got at least 18 broken bones, including both legs, both arms, 7 ribs, her hip, her back and Jaw. The other one has over 22 broken bones."
"So they're going to be out of commission for a while?" Jade quipped, with the hint of an eager smile.
"Oh yeah, both are going to be spending the next 3 or 5 months in a body cast, they'll have numerous operations to insert metal pins and plates, not to mention they'll have to have go through extensive rehabilitation therapy. They're going to have to learn to walk again. It will be a long time before either one of them is up on their feet again."
With an amused look, Jade stepped over to Wednesday. "Looks like you had a bit of an accident. Remember being a safe driver, is all part of being a decent upstanding citizen."
Wednesday, who was unable to talk due to the fact her jaw was broken, just glared back in a sort of an utterly humiliated fashion.
Jade smiled mockingly. "I'll be sure to send you some nice bright flowers for your hospital room. You get better now."
As Wednesday was loaded into the ambulance, they turned to Ponnie.
Upon seeing Jade and Tori, Ponnie's eyes went wide with terror. "It's them…its them. Their supposed to be dead. You're both dead. They did this. Tori and Jade. They're both EVIL…EVIL YOU HEAR ME….EVIL…GET ME AWAY FROM THEM...EVIL!"
Jade shook her head sadly and said to the paramedics. "Poor thing, totally deluded. Hopefully she'll get the help she needs in the prison hospital."
Jade and Tori watched as both ambulances left the scene. The letting herself smile, Jade said to one of the officers. "Well, it appears you have things under control, so we'll head back into town. Keep up the good work.'
As they walked back a stunned looking Tori whispered to Jade. "What did you do exactly?"
Before she could answer, Jade's phone rang. It was her mother.
"Hi Mom, what's up?"
"Jade, I should have told you earlier but it's nice you are teaming up with your cousin to find Tori, but if she's anything like her mother, she might betray you. So be careful."
Jade groaned loudly. "Now you tell me."
"What did she do?" Replied Carolyn West, sounding concerned.
"Well we did find Tori and she's ok. She's my girlfriend now. But Wednesday fell in love with the wacko girl that kidnapped her. Her name is Ponnie. They tied us both up in a building wired to explode. We managed to get out before it blew up."
Carolyn West sounded rather embarrassed. "I just got so caught up in going over old times with Morticia and my mama, that I forgot to warn you. Did you get back at her? I hope you did."
"Of course I got back at her and avenged you in the process."
"How!"
Jade chuckled. "Well it seems that Wednesday and the love of her life Ponnie, were eagerly rushing off to get married, when their brakes mysteriously failed. They didn't get out in time and their car went off a 50 foot cliff. Sound a bit familiar?"
"NO WAY!"
"Mom, guess who's going to spend the next 3 to 5 months in a full body cast! Not only Wednesday but Ponnie as well."
The next sound Jade heard was her mother crying over the phone. "I never got to pay my sister back for putting me in one and you did it for me. Jade, you've made mommy so proud."
"Oh yeah, You'll be interested to know that I blew up the entire biker gang that kidnapped Tori."
"How many did you get?"
"Uhh…I don't know, maybe 17 or 18. They were all drug dealing scumbags."
Jade could hear her mom cry even louder. "My baby got her first kills and she's already in double digits. I've never been happier in my life. I'm crying tears of Joy. I'll make your favorite lasagna dinner Saturday. Bring Tori, I really want to meet her."
"Fine, but no poison. OK. I want to Keep Tori around."
"Yes..Jade no poison I promsie. I love you goodbye. You've made me, so proud to be your mother." Sobbed Carolyn West.
"Bye mom." Jade said with a roll of her eyes as she hung up the phone.
"So you tampered with the brakes? Just like Morticia once tampered with your mother's brakes all those years ago." Tori said, with a devious smile.
"Told you I was going to ruin their wedding plans. I will not be defeated."
Tori beamed. "That's my Jade."
I hate to say it, but the story is nearly complete. 1 possibly 2 chapters left.