This chapter goes out to DevilsUnited :D
AHA! Giratina here! I've been tasked by the author to inform you that you've been BEANED. That beautiful mortal that you refer to as "Luan" has made this current chapter a secret! Don't worry patrons, you'll have your 42nd chapter and onwards available to be seen live. However, this chapter is special, ya nerd. So it was taken to another document to be processed. I know, I don't believe it either. So, this current document - and everyone viewing it - has been doomed to the distortion world until chapter 41 is finished, or Luan gets just enough hate mail to skip a chapter.
So um… This is awkward.
I'm just sitting here on my beanbag.
Consuming drugs of course.
Feel free to spam on my dialogue, by the way. I'm just gonna ask Luan to… Y'know. Do what she does.
THAT SYLVEON
Wow! The 41st chapter is here! That's so neat! How was the 39th chapter? Really? Same, me too. Oh my gosh! Me too! Raidon dies. Anyway, I hope you did enjoy yourselves last chapter out. Join our discord if you haven't. Eat your veggies also. Let's crack on.
LuanOTP doesn't own anything.
Falco Lombardi hopped out of his Arwing, pulling off a couple somersaults while he did so. Unholstering his blaster, he took in his surroundings with a deep breath, and turned the safety off for his ranged weapon.
"Finally, I've made it. Furry island." he muttered, cocking his gun. "Let's dispose of these punks-"
"Hey Barry! What're you reading?"
Barry flew out of his seat on the bus - his comic book doing the same - arching at an angle and punking on a Garchomp who hadn't been quite on a lucky streak as of recently.
"Bursyamo! You're on thin ice, mate." threatened the menacing land shark, pointing one of his blades at the sorry Blaziken.
"I-I'm sorry, Gary! It was an… Aw, man." Barry eventually murmured, feeling a bit too embarrassed to get up and grab his comic book from the floor beside the Garchomp. He looked up at least. The Pokemon who disturbed the peace was none other than Raidon, the radical Luxray who never ceased to smile. Barry wasn't smiling. His comic was gone.
"Hey Barry-bone!" Raidon chirped, sitting on the bus seat directly in front of the Blaziken. You know, because it's uncool to actually sit next to someone. "How's it going?"
Barry looked at his empty talons. "My comic book is gone."
"Oh. That's a bummer, man." quietly spoke Raidon, struggling to fidget about to turn his body to Barry. Maybe he should've sat next to him. "So anyways, uhh… Did you see that new guy who came into cla-"
Raidon was cut off. He stopped his speech in fear and confusion, as he felt a cold metal press against his temple. Peering slightly to the left, his heart fell 30 floors upon seeing a Charizard with sunglasses and a trenchcoat pressing a silenced handgun to his head. The fire and flying type's digit rested tensely on the trigger of the gun.
"Can the people in the server see me now?" the feminine Charizard shouted aloud, but didn't seem to be directing their speech toward anyone. "I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING."
"Ma'am! I-I-I'm sorry! Please, just don't shoot!" Raidon begged, closing his eyes, although his desperacy poked him to keep one open to look at his attacker.
"D-Don't do it, Madam! There are cameras on the bus, and t-that weapon isn't permitted in this region!"
The gun pressed harder against Raidon's head.
"Kariff. I know you're reading this. If you say anything about chapter 39 in the server, this little fucker is gonna get it." the Charizard then turned to Barry. "And so will his friend over here. UNDERSTOOD?!"
Anais, who conveniently sat a couple seats behind Barry, averted eye contact with the Charizard as hard as she could. However, it proved to be no help, as the female holding the handgun then pointed it at her.
"I saw what you said, Kariff. This bitch fairy's gonna get popped too." she hissed, before pointing it back onto Raidon's head. "Also! This ain't no April Fools' chapter. If Bong doesn't give me a hug, this dickhead's brain is gonna be all over the glass. In fact, everyone's gonna get it, if I don't see Ramen getting some love in the server! THAT INCLUDES GIRATINA."
What? But I'm immortal?
The Charizard looked at her gun, and turned a dial from "mortal friendly" to "kill er'body".
Oh fuck. UH. RAMEN! I LOVE YOU.
The Charizard glared at Raidon in his gleaming, sobbing eyes. "Final request - I want Fruitninja4814 to finally notice me. There are 17 bullets within a standard pistol magazine, but this pistol has Schwartznegger bullets - they don't run out until I say so."
Shutting his eyes as hard as he could, Raidon prepared for the inevitability that was his doom. Giving one last shout before his demise, a stream rolled down from his eye to his chin.
"I-I… I love you, Anais!"
*POP*
"W-Wowzers!"
Raidon was halfway through doing a somersault out of bed. His pillow was drenched in worrisome sweat, and his bedsheets a crumpled mess in the blackest of nights. The Luxray puffed a relieved breath.
"Dang, man. That really made me jump out of my skin. Glad it wasn't real, though."
"I am inevitable. Now. Time to spam the Lewdbardis."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
So in conclusion, happy April Fools'. I know, it came reaaal early. Please don't take any of the nonsense in this story seriously. This chapter was in no way, shape or form relevant to the actual canon plot of this story. This was a joke chapter based off memes in this story's Discord server. The real chapter will be out before you know it.
Thanks for the read(?)
-LuanOTP