A/N: I want to point out I started this, story earlier in the Fall than I did with my other crossover: Arashi Uzumaki of the Blue Plague, but still no where in the beginning, so if you want to know what happened in Blue Plague series before the point I used, you got to read the actual books. Just don't let kids read it.

I'm also censoring curse words as it's too many used in more than just saying usual ways that I can't ignore them all. At least with censoring I'm not going against my usual way of avoiding curse wordsof the Blue Plague series Tomas W. Watson, whose wife is Tina Watson. I should also tell you Watson always based a character after himself in his books, and in the Blue Plague series that's Bruce.

Finally, I don't own the Blue Plague series or the Naruto series or it's characters. But I do know the wife of the writer of the Blue Plague series Tomas W. Watson, whose wife is Tina Watson. I should also tell you Watson always based a character after himself in his books, and in the Blue Plague series that's Bruce.

If you haven't read it yet, read this first:

Blue Plague's Nine-Tail Fox's Son: The Fall

Bruce Finally Accepts His New Kids

Naruto had already decided last night that he would sleep in and kick start training the trio the next day. They deserve it after all that running yesterday. Even for shinobi, that was pushing it. Only ones Naruto could guess would of made it out of that run not a bit tired were Gai-sensei and Rock Lee, but Naruto could be wrong.

Naruto woke up from deep dreamless sleep in the room he shared with David and found Konohamaru and Udon sprawled out in the room.

Naruto headed to the bathroom between David's and Jake's room and got through his morning routine.

Once he was done, Naruto headed to the kitchen and sat at the table and relax as Lynn started preparing today's breakfast. Naruto's relaxation ended when he heard Bruce arguing with someone and babbling of an infant. Naruto opened his eyes and saw Bruce coming in with not only Baby Paul, but both twins, all of which looked like they just finished their shower and drying off.

"Well well, if it isn't the early fox-boy," Bruce said. "Where's your followers?"

"Still asleep," Naruto said, "Believe it or not last night's run actually was a workout for us shinobies."

Bruce scuffed and took his seat with Paul in his lap. Sure enough once he sat down the twins took their seats at each side as Lynn handed them their breakfast of eggs, bacon and pancakes. As the twins started eating Bruce was forced to feed Paul before eating. Paul didn't make it easy as he kept making messes while eating what was given to him. By time Debbie came in, Bruce had started arguing with Paul. Not yelling or using harsh tones, just arguing like Paul understood him.

Debbie sat down and whispered to Naruto, "You haven't picked a fight with Bruce yet, have you?"

"Uh, no," Naruto said. "Baby Paul been keeping him busy."

"Good," Debbie said, "Because Bruce will be in a mood for a fight and we can't let him do that right now."

Naruto nodded, a bit confused, but trusted Debbie as she grabbed the plate that Lynn handed her and the cup. With a twin next to Bruce Debbie didn't have her normal seat next to her husband which right now Debbie was grateful for as it meant she wasn't in arm's reach with Bruce in case he really gets on her nerves. At this point the twins both were covered in syrups, and Debbie knew that meant another shower.

Mike, Nancy, Angela, Alex, and Stephanie soon arrived and were at the end of the table, watching Bruce argue with the baby with shocked expressions on their face. Lynn and Susan were in the kitchen with the same expression. Only Debbie didn't seem to pay much attention as she started eating.

"I swear feeding you is like teaching a pig to sing. It p- you off and annoys the pig," Bruce said to Paul, feeding him another bite of eggs. "You respect nothing and drool too much. I'm not even going to talk about what comes out of your butt," Bruce continued as Paul clapped his hands.

"Emily, don't put a piece that big in your mouth," Bruce told the twin sitting next to Debbie as he reached over, cut the large piece of pancake in half, and continued. "Loo at both of ya; syrup everywhere and it took an hour to wash you last time. I'm going to have to give you another bath and get yelled at by the Great Hairdresser because I'm not doing your hair right. Sherry, you just heard me tell Emily not to take big bites."

Naruto snickered as Bruce reached over to cut Sherry's piece in half and kept right on arguing as Pau let out a baby yell to get Bruce's attention.

"I hear you. You see me feeding someone else? Well, do ya?" Bruce asked Paul, who was smiling and looking at Bruce like, "I know you are crazy, but feed me." At that moment Konohamaru Udon and Moegi finally showed up to watch the show. "I haven't even had a chance to eat because oh no, someone has to scream like a girl when anyone but me holds him. Then, two girls from the Village of the D- follow me around tryin' to voodoo my a-," Bruce said to no one and everyone as the twins looked at him at the same time, smiling at him as if saying, "You are insane, old man, but we love you."

"Alright, you two; don't be doing that movin' in unison thing, okay? It freaks me out. I swear if your eyes start glowing, I'm packing my bags. I will swim the Pacific Ocean until I find a deserted island. If Robinson Crusoe is on it, I'll kick his a- then feed him to some sharks just so everyone will leave me the h- alone," Bruce continued as Paul clapped his hands to remind the crazy man to feed him.

"You hear me talkin'; don't interrupt, and let me tell you: We're fixing to start potty training you." Angela was going to say something, but Debbie looked at her shaking her head as Bruce kept on. "I have no idea what the h- you ate, but keep that toxic waste spillage up, and I won't change ya. You can do it yourself. I will leave that diaper on till it rots off. Let me tell you another thing; you keep demanding me to feed you, and I'll take you outside and put a goat's tit in your mouth. I'll tie you to the bottom of the goat and not let you off until you can walk,' Bruce threatened, which Paul must've thought it was hilarious because he started laughing. Everyone except for Debbie and Naruto was looing at Bruce like he was insane. Naruto was biting his lip trying to keep himself from laughing. Bruce was carrying on an argument with a baby who couldn't talk and four-year-old girls who didn't know what the h- he was saying but smiled at him anyway. Bruce never yelled at them or spoke harshly; he was just arguing with himself and losing. Bruce looked up at the adults plus Naruto, Moegi Konohamaru, and Udon and used a s-, harsh tone at them. "What the h- are you looking at me like that for?" They all turned away looking in different directions, except Naruto who was still laughing silently.

"What, all of you going to take their side? Huh? Just 'cause they're kids? Think my b- have fallen on the floor and I've started lactating?" Bruce looked toward Debbie. "What took you so long? I'm covered in eggs, and little poop machine here threw eggs in my ear. Emily and Sherry both are bound and determined to put a whole bottle of syrup in their hair. But I'm glad look good though and graced us with presence," Bruce popped off. Debbie just looked at him, shrugged, and went back to eating. Seeing Debbie not taking the bait, Bruce was about to go on silent laughing Naruto when Paul let out a huge wet-sounding fart and laughed. Bruce sat straight up. "That better be sweat I feel on my leg because if you s- on me again, I swear I'm going to pick my nose and wipe a booger on ya," he threatened. Bruce stood, never looking down, and walked to the bathroom. They heard Bruce talking from what they heard and guess was Buffy and Danny before they entered the kitchen.

Naruto dropped to the floor laughing.

"Debbie! S- fire is he b-! It looked like he was about to bite heads off! Is he okay?" Mike asked.

"He's fine. Leave him be," Debbie said in warning voice.

"Debbie, we'll watch the kids. Take him upstairs, and give him some. If you won't go, let Nancy, or h-, I'll go give him some, but make him stop," Mike offered.

"It's not sexual frustration, Mike," Debbie said.

"What is it, Debbie?" asked Nancy.

"I can't say right now," Debbie said, looking at the twins.

"Why didn't you say something to him when he started on you?" Angela asked with everyone else agreeing, wanting an answer.

"Same reason I told Naruto to not egg Bruce on when I came in. That's what he wants," Debbie said. "Let's get something straight right now. I love you all and will die for you. If anyone starts an argument with Bruce today, that person and myself are going outside. I'll walk back in. The other person will crawl back in," Debbie warned, sipping her coffee. "Naruto, stop laughing or we'll go outside right now."

"Sorry, Debbie," Naruto apologized as he got up. "It just was so funny watching Bruce."

"I understand, but if Bruce sees you laughing like that, he'll take that as a sign to start arguing with you," Debbie said.

"Debbie—" Lynn started, but Debbie held up her hand.

"Angela, sneak down the hall to the bathroom. Don't let Bruce hear you, and come back and tell us what you see," Debbie said.

"I'll do it!" Moegi said. "I'm good in being silent and sneaky."

Debbie nodded as Moegi left the kitchen, and came back shortly.

"He is playing with Paul, talking baby talk," Moegi reported getting some confused looks as she sat down.

"Debbie, please just say it. I'm a man, and I don't understand what you are saying," Mike said.

Turning to Buffy and Danny at the bar, Debbie said, "Danny and Buffy, I want you to take Emily and Sherry upstairs and wash them off, and I want you to do it now." Hearing her tone, they ran over to the girls and rushed upstairs with them.

"You've seen this before with Buffy and perhaps Naruto to a lesser degree."

"What do you mean?" Naruto asked.

"Don't take this the wrong way for those that have not lived in this family. I'm going to talk fast, so keep up, and don't interrupt. Mike's family, our family, Stephanie, Cassandra, Joshua, and Angela's family, because they are his residents which Bruce sees as his kids, are his close family. If anything happens to either of you, it'll hurt him something horrible because each of you has a piece of his heart, and that piece will die with them. Everyone else is next to his heart, and he loves you. If something happens to you, it'll hurt him, but he'll be able to continue. Then Naruto, you and Buffy both took a piece of his heart and something happens to either of you same thing will happen."

Naruto slouched down in his seat in shock. He had no clue he gotten that close to Bruce like that.

"Now, he has two little girls and a baby that are demanding a piece of his heart." Debbie continued. "Bruce doesn't want to give it to them because he's scared. We are living in war here, and Bruce doesn't want to lose a piece of his heart. He feels if he does, he won't think straight, and he will lose someone else he loves until he's alone. That's Bruce's greatest fear: being alone," Debbie explained.

"He wants someone to argue with him so he can get mad and not let those three kids have a piece of his heart," Debbie said. Stephanie was fixing to say something, but Debbie held up her hand, reading her mind. "It's totally a guy thing, Stephanie, Mike does it, and so do the boys though not to this degree, but they do the same thing" Nancy agreed, saying Mike just pouted. Mike disagreed.

"I can name a few people like that too," Naruto said thinking about Neji and Kuroda when he first met the guy. Heck, Lady Tsunade was like that when Pervy Sage and I found her, and she's not even a guy.

"How long will it last, and what can we don besides not argue with him?" Stephanie asked, wanting to help.

"It will be over by this evening. The ones that are going to stop it are upstairs washing syrup off of two little girls. Bruce will pop off at one or both of 'em, hurting their feelings. They'll do that Daddy's little girl thing, and he will feel like c- and give up. He will tell the girls he's sorry; then he will be the Bruce you know. We will get our apologies tomorrow," Debbie said as Mike just stared at her. She knew Bruce better than Bruce knew himself. Then, Mike saw the bigger picture. Bruce never got away with anything. Debbie just let him think he did. Mike looked at Nancy, and she was observing him with a smirk. He knew it was the same way for him.

"Paul—not the baby, Cheryl's husband—wanted to go over some upgrades today," Mike said.

"We really need a better way to identify Baby Paul from adult Paul," Naruto said.

"Tomorrow, Mike," Debbie said as Bruce walked back in arguing with Paul.

Bruce continued to argue with the kids and trying to pick fight with anyone. Then, it played out just like Debbie said it would. He yelled at Danny and Buffy, causing tears to come to their eyes as they sat on the couch. Feeling like a total piece of s-, Bruce went over to them, carrying Paul, and sat down with them. He told them he was sorry and called the twins over as they all hugged. Resting on the opposite couch in her shorts, Debbie smiled with her sore feet propped up. Bruce got up with baby Paul and walked over to Debbie, moving her pillow he sat down, putting her feet in his lap. Bruce put the baby on her chest, and Paul started to cry as Bruce snapped, "That's your Mama, so drop it, boy." Paul cried for a minute as Debbie talked to him; then he started playing with her face and hair.

Bruce started rubbing Debbie's feet, which hurt like h- at first, but the pain went away, and her feet felt so good when he was done. Sitting up, Debbie kissed Bruce then took Paul to the kitchen to feed him before movie night started.

Naruto was at his usual spot with a notepad in hand making notes on how he should train Konohamaru and his friends Monday (since the weekend was days off, Naruto decided to give them it for what they did to help the kids on the island), when he noticed Debbie leaving with two sets of eyes following her: Angela and Stephanie. It was obvious even to Naruto they were at awe with her, not that he could blame them. Debbie and Bruce seemed to have a kind of bond that Naruto doubt many could compare too. Not even Mike and Nancy, although they come second.

Naruto remembered what Debbie said about Bruce's fear is to be all alone. He remember Gaara and Haku sharing him their experience of being alone. Heck, Naruto has his own tale of it. It wasn't something Naruto want to force on his own enemies in fear of how they might react.

Then let's just hope his fear never come true, Naruto thought.

A/N: I want to say I also started a new crossover with my Cannon Series 'The Tales of...' With Stephen King's The Stand (full/original uncut version) called 'The Tales of the Heroes of the Stand' only one chapter posted so far and it's actually more of a prologue with a sneak peak further into the story. The second chapter will actually start on the first actual chapter where Campion Crashes his car into pumps in a town of Arnette Texas.

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