Chapter 2

Alright I planned for this don't fuck it up Kuriza.

Kuriza floated down the hallway in his space chair. The ship had just arrived at Namek. Freiza and his soldiers had been terrorizing the natives for a couple day's now.

All I need to do is wait for the z fighters to arrive. Then I can steal the wish.

His knowledge of dbz had been pretty foggy for awhile now so he can barely remember how nameks dragon balls work.

All they need is a Namek to summon the dragon right? After that it's fair game.

After nearing the comms room I overheard some shouting.

"WHAT VEGETA KILLED KUI?"

It's time..

Later

Vegeta was just brought into the rejuvenation chamber. I've been sitting in my hover chair Infront of the hatch waiting for him to wake up.

Maybe sitting in front of this thing was a bad idea….

Suddenly Vegeta opened his eyes, glaring at me.

"Wait!? Before you blow a casket let's talk."

I felt his energy calm down only a little bit. Ready to explode in a moment's notice.

"You want the dragon balls right? Well looks like our goals lineup. I want them too." His energy started to spike again "Wait!, not for my father. I want them for a different reason….."

He gave me a questioning look which looked kinda funny with that mask on his face.

Let's hope he buys this explanation…..

I started to blush a little and cough to the side "I wish to become taller….." he gave me a deadpanned look "DON'T BLAME ME ALRIGHT! IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT MY DAD IS SUCH A MIDGET I JUST BECAME A TEENAGER AND IM STILL AS SMALL AS ONE OF THOSE NAMEKIAN CHILDREN!"

*Silence

"Cough, excuse me. I didn't expect to get that heated…." Nailed it! "I overheard from one of the namekians that my father tortured that the dragon balls can grant 3 wishes. I frankly don't want my father to have immortality. So I'm willing to make an alliance with you. How about it Vegeta?" Vegeta gained a contemplating expression then had a dangerous gleam in his eye and nodded

Checkmate

I know Vegeta won't hold his end of the deal but he's the only reasonable way I can get into contact with the z fighters. Having someone like me showing up to their doorstep would cause unnecessary panic.

"Alright since your on board I got a plan"

A 30 minutes later

Appule was checking on Vegeta's recovery.

"You took quite a beating there pal. You're in for the long haul. Unless I can nurse you back to health, Frieza is gonna have my head on a pike.." he walked in front of Vegeta's chamber "that's all I can do for now. All I can do now is wait with my fingers crossed."

Vegeta suddenly opened his eyes scaring appule. Then Vegeta used his ki to break out of the chamber And kill appule.

"AHHHHHH"

*BOOOM

Earlier

"Vegeta..how does he fare?" Freiza asked zarbon looking out of a window with his arms crossed.

"His recovery won't be for much longer my Lord."

"That's excellent news for you."

"Y yes sir"

*BOOM

"What! That explosion came right down from the hall!"

"Indeed.."

Back with Vegeta

He stepped on the deceased appules head "guess the speed I was able to recuperate was more than you bargained for!" Vegeta chuckled

Before looking around "now that spoiled brat better not be lying." He raised his hand towards the hallway

Zarbon and freiza we're sprinting down the hall towards where the explosion came from before.

*NOO! THAT HAD TO HAVE COME FROM THE TREATMENT ROOM SIR!" Zarbon said

"Well don't just stand there!" Freiza yelled

They reached the treatment room only to discovered all the equipment there was tarnished and destroyed beyond repair. They ran towards a hole in a wall.

"This can't be! Vegeta escaped!"

"WHAT!"

Behind one of the broken machines was Vegeta.

Kurizas plan going off without a hitch so far.

That brat is at least good for something.

He looked over a counter from behind the machine seeing freiza and zarbon freaking out.

Good frieza is with him

"You idiot, give Chase immediately!"

"Yes my Lord!"

"He can't have gotten far bring that scoundrel back in a heap of you must but just find him or you would wish you were never born!"

Hmm like taking candy from a baby.

Vegeta sneaked out the way freiza and zarbon came in. He followed kruizas directions on where the dragon balls were being kept. Finding the door he put in a pass key and opened it. Seeing 5 dragon balls on the floor. Vegeta grinned before starting his plan.

Lord freiza I'm afraid by the time you read this your undisputed rain has come to a end kind regards - Vegeta

His grin grew even larger

With zarbon

"Don't think you got away, I'll find you monkey." He flouted towards the other side of the ship "no one could have scampered off that quickly he must be hiding somewhere near."

"Zarbon if you don't find him know I'm holding you accountable!"

"Yes Lord Freiza!"

That's right moron don't leave one stone unturned. The brat better get here.

The door Behind Vegeta opened revealing Kuriza with a bag full of bottles of rejuvenation chamber liquids.

"I see everything went off without a hitch. You ready Vegeta?" Kuriza said grabbing 3 dragon balls, 2 for his arms and one for his tail.

"Yes, time for phase 2." Vegeta said smirking before running back into the entrance and shouting "hey genius way to look in the interior of the ship before going on a wild goose chase!" Before firing a ki wave from his hand distracting frieza and zarbon some more.

"Let's go kid." Vegeta said while grabbing 2 dragon balls and jumping out of the melted window.

"R-right, sorry dad." Kuriza muttered looking towards the doorway before following Vegeta and submerging himself into the lake Vegeta jumped into.

Later

After swimming for miles Vegeta and I emerged put of the water for air Well Vegeta did I don't really need to breathe.

After catching his breath Vegeta turned to Kuriza

"We have 5 now. Stash these dragon balls while I bring the one I stashed away earlier back here."

"I don't take orders from you….." I muttered before sitting down on a dragon ball. Before Vegeta could take off he sensed a high power level getting closer towards us.

"W-what? It can't be!" Vegeta said shocked

"What happened, Vegeta?" I asked concerned if father called the Ginyu force early.

"It's that wretched earthling. Wait, what is he doing on planet Namek? What in the world is he doing with a dragon ball?" Vegeta questioned before powering up "seems like Fortune shines on me today, guard the dragon balls boy I got business to take care of." He took off after that power level.

Ah wonderful. Wish I could sense power levels…..

Laziness seems to be a trait I inherited from my father. What's the point of training if you are the son of someone already stronger than most of the Galaxy let alone train your senses.

"Well" I laid back onto the dragon ball while looking towards nameks tital locked sky. "Phase 1 of my plan has been completed. Now we wait for Ginyu to arrive."

Later

"Lord Freiza, we have good news! We just received a transmission from the Ginyu force they are currently in sector 9035yx and should be arriving here shortly." Said a reptilian soldier

"Excellent, finally someone who would give me results though seeing how I'm still intact Vegeta's gambit move must've reached a stalemate. How infuriating it must be for our treacherous friend to come so close to reaching his goal yet fail at the end." He took a sip of his space wine. "Of course if it wasn't for that treacherous brat he wouldn't have gotten so far. Once I've gotten my hands on him he would wish he would've never been born."

Back with Vegeta

"That's odd, I thought I left it around here." He swam around the area some more. "It vanished but that's impossible unless…" kakarot's spawn

There's no way he was exactly around this area and didn't find anything. That conniving brat that wasn't a clock that was a damn radar.

Vegeta exploded out of the water screaming "DAMNIT!" Before blasting back towards the earthlings camp. "FILTHY DOUBLE CROSSERS. YOUR FINISHED!" he picked up even more speed "DAMMIT ALL!"

He soon arrived back at the cave landing and yelled "COME OUT AND FACE ME! ACCEPTnYOUR FATE LIKE A WARRIOR!"

Growing tired of waiting, Vegeta ran inside of the cave only to discover it was empty. Vegeta, as livid as he could be, blew up the cavern "Dammit they planned this didn't they."

He flew into the air. I bet they won't see this coming. Vegeta started to focus on sensing the earthlings ki. I see not everyone is a traitor on this planet, Vegeta thought, sensing Kuriza still at the spot guarding the dragon balls good dog.

Finally locking onto the earthlings ki he blasted towards there.

"When I catch you earthlings you would've wish you were never born!"

When he arrived he only saw the bald one. Speeding past him he turned his head back towards the paralyzed krillan and said "Hey." He began chuckling slowly approaching krillan before he sensed several large power level on the piller structure behind them.

That mountain is where kakarot's son flew to right? But there's more to it than hiding right?" Vegeta grinned at the panicking krillan before taking off towards the mountain.

"Dammit wait krillan." yelled following behind Vegeta. They landed at the top of the mountain.

"Wait don't go in there Vegeta!" Krillan said trying to stop Vegeta from interrupting Gohan's potential unlock. Before Vegeta could get towards the front entrance a tall green man came around the corner.

"Leave us." The Namekian said only causing Vegeta to smirk.

"What if I don't?"

The Namek and Vegeta had a tense stare off until they both felt a huge power spike inside of the building.

"Oh that's must be where kakarots held at. Then let today be the day we settle our score come on out here and fight me low class scum!" Vegeta yelled towards the building.

Someone started to walk out of the building.

"So you decided to face your end like a warrior?" Vegeta said before Gohan walked out "what!?"

Vegeta was surprised that it was just kakarots brat and not the man himself.

Just before a fight could begin dende ran out of the building telling everyone to stop because strong power levels are about to land onto the planet.

"That might be Goku!" Krillan yelled out excited Vegeta looked up in shock "no it can't be! 1,2,3,4,5 no it is them!"

The z fighters plus nail turned towards Vegeta

"You know these guys Vegeta?" Gohan questioned Vegeta quickly ran towards Gohan and grabbed him by the scruff of his neck "hand over the balls now there's no time!"

"No I won't, you don't scare me." Gohan said Vegeta looked around before trying to make a deal that he won't hurt Gohan's friends before the 2 earthlings refused. He quickly explained to them what the Ginyu force was.

"Fine then why not make Gohan immortal?" Krillan asked

"The boy has no tactical experience he won't be able to defend us." Vegeta said.

"If we do this we won't be able to wish back our friends." Krillan said struggling with making that decision.

"You get more than one wish." Vegeta said causing nail to look at him surprised.

"How do you know that?" Nail asked

"An Ally told me now hurry up and make a decision!" Vegeta yelled at the earthlings.

"Let's be absolutely clear here. The dragon balls will actually grant a total of 3 wishes?" Krillan asked nail

"Indeed."

"Alright then but you gotta keep your promise of never laying a finger on us afterwards." Krillan said before taking off with Vegeta and Gohan following him.

Elsewhere

"Yawn" Vegeta is sure taking his time. I wonder what he's doing.

Getting off of the dragon ball I was laying on I rubbed my eyes. Before jumping and hearing Vegeta's voice.

"Boy the balls now!" Vegeta screamed at me. I quickly floated the dragon balls towards Him before asking what happened.

"Your father called the Ginyu force." Vegeta explained causing me to freeze up.

"Ugh those creeps. I wonder why he keeps them around." I sighed turning towards the earthling group and said "yo,I'm Kuriza" before walking up with my hand out.

Gohan shook it while krillan asked me a question

"You look alot like that Freiza dude…." " Yeah he's my dad." "WHAT!"

"How could someone as ruthless as that guy have a kid?!" Krillan questioned

Vegeta, getting frustrated, shouted "it doesn't matter if we don't summon this dragon we're all dead, hurry up and grant my wish!"

"Ok gees." They gathered all 7 dragon balls but before they could announce the words to summon porunga one of the 7 balls disappeared.

"What!" Everyone shouted

"Looking for this?"

They turned towards the voice. Standing there was a group of 5 men one was huge with peach skin and red hair, one was a blue reptilian humanoid, one was a red humanoid with white hair, one was a purple humanoid with horns on his head and the one that spoke was a small green midget with 4 eyes.

"Dammit!" Vegeta shouted and tried to throw away a dragon ball that was quickly intercepted by Burder.

"Uh uh uh Vegeta, Lord Freiza needs these." He said returning it towards the group. They played rock,paper,scissors to decide who would fight first guldo won and stepped up first. Ginyu used telekinesis to float dragon balls towards him.

"Think you boys can survive Until I'm back?" Ginyu ask. The only one not weaker than Kuriza was was Ginyu himself. "You while guldo is having his fun the rest of you stall Kuriza until I return."

"Yes sir!"

So father doesn't want me dead yet. I can use that to my advantage.

Moving away from the earthlings I faced my adversaries. Juice, guldo and Burder.

I can handle them individually but working together would be harder.

I powered up and rushed guldo but before I could catch him he disappeared and I got socked in the face by Burder while juice sent a crusher ball towards my flailing body. Righting myself I knocked away the crusher ball. Right as I did guldo paralyzed me giving juice and Burder enough time to make their purple comet attack.

They rushed my paralyzed body and started to wail on it. When I finally broke through the paralysis they already backed off of me throwing ki blast in retreat also knocking up dust so I couldn't see.

Shit if this keeps up they won't need Ginyu to take me down they might do it themselves.

Seeing something in the dust I fired a ki blast at it only to find out it was wood in the shape of a humanoid. A purple ball of energy hit me right in the back of my head pushing me into the ground.

Before I could get up I felt guldo paralyze me again while jeice and burter above where I was at and started firing ki blast.

"AHHHHHH" I screamed "I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS." I quickly broke out of the paralysis guldo had on me and located his energy.

Let's my feelings were correct

I eventually found him near a destroyed rock catching his breath. Quickly flying towards him I prepared a technique.

"GULDO WATCH OUT!" Jeice shouted but it was too late. Before guldo could even register what was happening I was on him.

"DESERT EAGLE STREAM!"

I slammed my fist in his gut before a ki construct of an eagle appeared behind me and carried guldo into the air eventually causing a huge explosion.

"Dammit there goes our ace." Jeice said "how much longer until the captain arrives?"

"He's still performing the celebratory dance for Lord Frieza" burter said checking his scouter.

"Grr I guess we got no choice, protocall 10" jeice said to burter.

Finally catching my breath I stared towards the duo. "Guldo can't save you now." I rushed towards burter but ran into his after image earning me a kick from behind from jeice. He immediately tried to follow up with a energy blade but before he could stab me I ducked spun around and slapped him away with my tail teleporting above him I used both of my fist to slam jeice back towards the ground.

"Now burter!" Jeice shouted I looked around warily. Not seeing anything I started to laugh.

"Looks like your pathetic partner left you jeice. Now it's time to put you out of your misery." I charged a large ki blast in my hand but before I could fire it I felt a strong wind picking up. " Strange I don't remember this planet having any storms…." I looked up to find burter heading towards me with his blue hurricane.

Shit!

I tried to escape but jeice the basterd that he is grabbed my tail stopping me just enough to get hit with the blue hurricane.

"AHHHHGGGHH!"

After the storm subsided I fell down towards the ground.

"Did we get him?" Burter asked with jeice on his shoulder.

I pushed myself off of the ground struggling to get onto my feet.

"Ug no-t quite." I said taking in the looks of despair from jeice and burter.

Ahh that feels good.

I started to charge a beam the duo followed suit. When my ki blast was fully charged I smiled

"Get ready for this KESTREL RAZE!"

Burter jumped over the beam before it could reach him angling jeice and his beams towards me while I was still firing mine. "You were ordered back alive or dead and I prefer you gone. RED MAGAMA ERUPTION!" their combined might put into ki blast hit me full force. I was holding back the beam but was quickly being overwhelmed.

Come on

Right before the beam over came me my Kestrel Raze attack finally completed its job. See when I fired the attack it wasn't intended to hit them directly no. Kestrels are most easily distinguished by their typical hunting behaviour which is to hover at a height of around 10–20 metres over open country and swoop down on prey and what is a better way to raze something than with a carpet bombing. The attack guided itself up and waited for my command to release its charge. It distracted burter heavily enough that it allowed me to send back their beam.

"HERE I WANT TO RETURN THIS!"

"WAHAAAAAAA!"

"CAPTAINNNNNNNN!"

*BOOOM

Oh my what beautiful fireworks. I started laughing before I looked to see how the others were faring.

Recoom just planted himself a dumbass tree…...goddammit Vegeta.

I used what remained of my Kestrel Raze to knock recoome away from vegeta. I pulled him out of the ground. I used my telekinesis to bring my bag towards me and poured rejuvenation chamber liquid all over me and Vegeta. It wasn't a sensu bean but it's better than nothing.

"Arggggghh dammit." He looked towards me "what are you doing finish him off!"

"Sadly I can't rn I'm too drained from my fight with the rest of the Ginyu force to pose a true threat. I got a plan though just listen to me." I quickly told Vegeta the plan.

Vegeta rushed towards the earthlings to explain the plan before rushing to attack recoome again. Firing ki blast to kick up a huge storm. It wasn't long until I heard Vegeta getting his ass beat again. I quietly made my way over towards where they was fighting. Seeing Gohan across from me I put my hand up in a signal.

"SOLAR FLARE!"

Recoome was stunned so Vegeta retread and threw a disk ki attack at recoome which recoome jumped over. He thought he was safe until I grabbed him from behind. Tail wrapped around his legs with me holding his arms away so he couldn't throw up a ki barrier.

"DO IT KNOW KRILLAN!"

A destructo disk cut recoome in half taking most of my tail with his lower body. I quickly poured what little rejuvenation chamber liquid I had left onto my stump, stopping it from bleeding. I don't know if I could bleed out but I don't want to find out.

"D-did that really work? Did we beat them?" Krillan asked in disbelief

"Yeah huff tactics are way more dangerous than raw power huff." I said, trying to catch my breath before eventually flopping down onto the ground.

Shouldn't Goku have arrived by now? If I hadn't finished my fight yet the group might've been screwed.

"Alright listen up, we still need the dragon balls to make me immortal, something like that won't work on someone like Frieza. We should head towards the ship and take back the balls." Vegeta said

"Not so fast Vegeta."

We all looked up to see captain Ginyu slowly descending down towards us. He looked around before saying.

"To think my elite squad would be defeated by the likes of you traitorous scum. They will be avenged You all shall perish here!" Ginyu yelled before firing a milky Canon towards us.

Ah shit here we go again.