UA University was one of the oldest schools in the world.

During the Vigilante Era, it was the first school which had the foresight to start quirk control classes to help reign in the masses when quirks started to manifest. In that era of uncertainty, UA along with the vigilante forces were paramount in helping Japan adjust to its new super powered population.

When the Pro Hero system was put in place in the US, Japan was one of the nations that rapidly adopted the system. UA took the change in stride, setting up one of the world's first hero schools. Alongside the School for gifted youngsters, The Massachusetts Academy, Sora High, and Nagatenjouki Academy. With other established institutions in Japan such as Shiketsu and Kirigaoka following UA's example soon after.

But what sets UA apart, barring it's Hero course is that all of its teaching staff are either or used to be Pro Heroes. This puts even the general education course in an interesting light as every student in the academy has the chance to be taught by a Professional Hero.

*TWIP*

Every student including Midoriya Izuku.

"So what do you have to say for yourself Midoriya Izuku-kun!" The buxom woman pointed her whip at him, raising and stomping her leg onto her desk.

"Umm…" Izuku nervously fidgets in his seat.

The imposing woman in front of him was none other than UA's very own modern art history professor, The R-Rated Hero: Midnight.

To be honest when Izuku first imagined the hero Midnight, he imagined a strict looking caped man with a Doctorate and a quirk related to the night, like night vision or something.

But instead he got a curvaceous looking sadistic dominatrix who looked like she'd eat him alive.

Midnight sighed and sat back down. "I know you care about her Midoriya-kun, but still you went a little too far with that boy."

Izuku's hands twitched. "So… you're saying it's alright for him to hurt Ochako like that?"

The teacher was stunned for a moment at his seriousness. "While I agree he shouldn't have went that far, according to the red head…uhh what was his name again?"

"Kirishima-san?" Izuku the amnesiac who picked up the name faster sweatdropped.

Not that he had many names he remembered to begin with.

"Yeah him! According to him Uraraka-chan was the one who was actually pushing Bakugou."

"Wait! S-She was?"

Midnight nodded. "Apparently she was… stress training or something?"

Stress training? What could have-

Oh.

Of course.

Of course Ochako would feel that way after her boyfriend suddenly couldn't remember her.

But it shouldn't have come to this, he should have been there to comfort her.

Of course this was his fault too.

"Besides the one who actually took the biggest beating was Bakugou-kun."

"Uhp!" Izuku stiffened.

"So I'll just put that on your tab for now." Midnight menacingly licked her lips.

"Uhh…Midnight-sensei? What is exactly on this tab now?"

She gave a mischievous grin. "I'm so glad you asked."

*SLAM*

Midnight pulled out a large, thick dossier.

'ARE!?' ( あれ )

"Here we go…" She pulled a tablet out of the file.

'What was the dossier even for!?'

"And here we…go! Sorry it got too large so I had to continue writing on a spreadsheet."

'NANI!?'

"So… you have 34 arrests, 14 hospital visits- 5 I had to bring you in for, and…2107 acts of felony. Oh! 2108 today!"

"HOW MANY!? That can't be right!?"

"See for yourself." She smugly handed him the tablet.

Izuku quickly scanned through the list.

"This is just a list of grudges you have against me!"

"I don't know what you're talking about."

"Sleeping during my lecture, being 175 seconds late for my class, eating breakfast during my class…"

"All valid charges."

"Voting Miruko as best heroine instead of me, saying that Hizashi-kun's lecture was more engaging than mine, using Uwabami as an example of a 'fashionable hero' instead of me…"

"…All valid charges."

Midnight rested on her arms against the table. "Besides who was the one who bailed you out all those times hmm? Tsukauchi-kun would have put you as Mustafu's worst criminal if you had a quirk instead of that strange right hand of yours."

"Sumimasen Midnight-sama." Izuku bowed in a nervous sweat.

The R-Rated Heroine giggled. "Honestly Midoriya-kun, if you weren't my student I would just eat you up. Maybe I should have just let Shouta-kun expel you instead." She gave him a suggestive wink.

"Really? Aren't you too o-" A dark aura of killing intent silenced Izuku.

"Too… Too tired of me?"

Midnight sighed. "Of course I am." She ruffled his hair.

"So keep up with your studies ok? I don't want to see you repeating a year because of your heroics."

"Heroics?"

Midnight raised a brow. "What? You think those 34 arrests came from nowhere? If you spent more time in class and less time getting into fights with delinquents, you wouldn't be in this situation you know? Honestly this is the first time I've seen a general studies student who made more arrests in a semester than the entire hero course did in a year."

Wait, those arrests weren't for him!? They were made by him!?

"But you did say you wanted to stay in Gen Ed, so I expect you to commit to it ok? Although it was a nice thing you did for Shinsou-kun there." Midnight gave him a soft smile.

Shinsou-kun? Must be someone else Midoriya Izuku knew.

"What do you mean? I didn't do anything." Izuku spoke honestly.

Midnight sighed again. "Of course you didn't… Now about your punishment…"

Izuku stiffened, he almost had forgotten.

The sadistic teacher smiled. "~I'm going make sure you clean every nook and cranny of it…"

The pool.

He had to clean every nook and cranny of the pool.

This was going to take the rest of his day.

"Such Misfortune."

But fortunately for him past Izuku had the foresight to give Eri a cellphone for emergencies, so Izuku called Todoroki to keep her company while he cleaned the pool.

"Pool, pool, pool, is… that way!"

But just as Izuku reached the entrance.

*Slip*

"UWAAA!"

He slipped down the wet floor at the poolside.

*SPLASH*

And fell right into the chlorine filled water.

*Glug*

Before he was unceremoniously pulled out of the pool.

"Kero."

By a long pink…tongue?

Izuku soggily plopped down onto the cold tile floor, trying to cough out the chlorinated water.

"Oh my goodness, are you alright Midoriya-san?"

Izuku groggily opened his eyes to see two girls wearing their school swimsuits.

The taller one had long black hair and thin cat like eyes, while the shorter one had large eyes, with long dark green hair and had a bit of a hunch.

"Such Misfortune…" Izuku groaned out.

"He's alright, kero."

"What!? Midori is here?" A pink haired, pink skinned… A pink girl came running over toward him.

"Mina-chan! Don't run! You're going to slip and fall just like Midori-kun!" An empty swimsuit yelled at her.

"Oh please no one slips as much as Midori does."

Izuku coughed out some more pool water, mouth still tasting like chlorine. "Thanks a lot…"

"Oh don't be such a downer, what brings you?" Mina smiled at him.

So these were all Midoriya Izuku's friends huh?

"Midnight-sensei. Apparently I have to clean the entire pool by today." He groaned out.

"Clean the pool?" The black haired girl put her finger on her cheek. "Didn't they just clean the pool the session before we booked?"

"What!?" Izuku jolted up.

"Kero, you're right Momo-chan. I was here first, and I think I saw the cleaning bots leave just as I came in."

"Wait, so why did she make me come here then!?"

"Probably just to mess with you, kero."

"Such Misfortune!" He clutched his head in frustration.

"Aww don't be like that Midori-kun!" The empty swimsuit hugged him from behind. "You can stay here and play with us!"

Izuku could feel her 'assets' on his back. "I-I really shouldn't, I left Eri w-"

"Izuku!" In almost comedic timing, the little girl came running over from the entrance.

"Eri! How did?-"

"I tried getting her to wait but she wanted to see you as soon as possible." Todoroki casually strolled in after her.

"Mmhmm!" She gave him a little hug.

"Ah, careful Eri I'm soaked."

"Ok." She still didn't let go.

'She ignored me!'

"Aww! That's so cute!" Mina cooed.

"Eri, if you mind I have an idea of how to get him dry." Todoroki prodded her.

Eri reluctantly let go.

"Todoroki-san, your heat won't work on Midoriya-san." Momo argued.

"I know." And in an instant Izuku was encased in ice.

"IZUKU!"

*BREAK*

The ice vanished as soon as it came.

Izuku shuddered. "Warn me before you do something like that next time!"

"It worked didn't it?" Todoroki pointed at Izuku's now dry clothes.

"That's not the point!"

"Ano? I hate to interrupt but our pool time is running out, kero."

"Tsuyu-chan is right! C'mon you'll play with us right? Don't you want to see Izuku get trashed in volleyball Eri-chan?" Mina devilishly prodded the little girl.

"…" Eri nervously shifted away from the girl.

"Ashido-san, I do not believe that is such a good idea. After all Midoriya-san has just recently returned from the hospital, it would be wise to not put his health at risk." Momo chided.

"Ahh! Right, right sorry my bad."

"It's fine no harm done, I'm feeling pretty good anyway." Izuku stretched his arms.

"Oh where are my manners, do you need help getting up?" Momo extended a helping hand.

"Yeah, thanks." Izuku wobbly stood back up.

After getting frozen, even for a second, caused Izuku's legs to be quite unsteady from the shock.

"Woah!" Izuku gripped onto Momo's shoulder for support.

*BREAK*

And the swimsuit worn by the girl was suddenly ripped to shreds.

"Wha-What the!?"

"AIEEE!" Momo instinctively slapped Izuku away.

*SPLASH*

Causing him to fall back into the pool.

"Ah Yaomomo! Did you forget your swimsuit again!?" The invisible girl yelled.

"You totally forgot about Midori's right hand didn't you?"

"Kero, you didn't need to hit him that hard though."

"I-I didn't expect him to…"

Izuku gasped as he rose back up from the water.

"NO! DON'T LOOK!" Momo pushed him back in.

*SPLASH*

*Glug Glug*

"Not put his health at risk huh?" The pink girl narrowed her eyes.

The proper girl turned crimson. "W-Why does this always happen?" She wanted to cover her face in embarrassment, but couldn't for the sake of keeping him from looking at her naked body.

"I think he's dead, kero." Tsuyu bluntly stated.

"Eh? EH!?" Momo hurriedly pulled him back out.

"Bleh…" Izuku's whole face turned a pale blue.

Todoroki deadpanned as Eri covered his eyes with her tiny hands. "I think I understand now why Midoriya always says, 'Such Misfortune'."