"How about this?"

"Shh! You idiot! You're gonna wake him up!"

'What?'

"But it has to be perfect!"

'What's going on?'

"What are you two idiots doing?"

"None of your business!"

"You fools better not be doing anything to Midoriya-kun."

Izuku's eyes fluttered.

"How dare you suggest such a thing!"

"Yeah! As if we'd ever do anything to harm our lord!"

"Wha…" Izuku felt lightheaded.

"Ah! See! You woke him up Jiro!"

"You idiots were the ones who-"

"Shh, shh, shh, shh, quiet! He's getting up!"

Izuku groggily got up from the couch.

"Argh my head… What ha- What are you two doing?"

Two boys were kneeling before him.

The shorter one with purple balls for hair was holding a hot towel, while the blond with a black lightning streak was holding a cup of hot tea.

"For your migraine-"

"And your nourishment-"

"My lord." / "My lord."

"…"

Izuku stared, he processed, he slowly lay back down on his back, and he closed his eyes.

"Of course! You need rest!"

"We'll be ready whenever you need it my lord!"

"…"

'What a strange dream…'

"You two are f- stupid idiots!"

*BOP*

*BAP*

"Oww…" / "Oww…"

"Hey Green, it's alright took care of those idiots for you."

Izuku carefully creaked an eye open.

"….Am I still dreaming?"

"What?"

"Or is Midoriya-san's friend group just 90% beautiful girls?" Izuku thought out loud.

"Wha!?" The purple haired girl blushed.

"Look! He's doing it again!"

"First thing he does as he wakes up, and the last thing he does before going to bed as expected of Midoriya-sama!"

"But Jirou? Really?"

"It's only natural my brother in arms! Every route must be explored and studied in detail! First it's vanilla, then lolis, then onee-sans, then MILFS, then imoutos, then tsunderes, then yanderes, then kuuderes, then teachers, then nurses, then librarians, then heroines, then villainesses, then maids, then gaijins, then goth girls, then bunny girls, then cat girls, then dog girls, then finally after he's made all the girls in the world fall for him, he goes for Jir-"

*SMACK*

The purple dwarf was slapped across the room.

"Mineta!" The blonde shouted for his fallen comrade.

The short boy struggled as he rose from the 'him' shaped crater in the wall.

"…carry… on… without… me…" And with that Mineta breathed his last.

"NOOOO! Why god!? WHY!? He was so young! How could y-"

"Kaminari…"

"EEP!" The boy fell back and turned slowly.

"You have something else you wanna say?" Her ear jacks pointed menacingly at him.

"Ehehehehe… well…. you see…" Kaminari was sweating a waterfall.

*DASH*

Kaminari hurriedly grabbed Mineta and ran for the hills.

"… What was that?" A confused Izuku questioned.

"IT'S NO- I mean it's nothing…" A still blushing Jirou half yelled.

"This place is strange Izuku…"

Izuku turned to see Eri who was sitting quietly in the corner seat, finally speak up.

"Yeah, it's kinda strange."

*Ding*

The elevator doors opened.

"Hey Jirou what's going on? I thought I heard Mineta die for a m-"

The shaggy purple haired boy stopped short as soon as he set his eyes on Midoriya Izuku.

"…"

This was getting awkward.

"Uhh… Hi!" Izuku attempted to break the silence.

"Tch." Shinsou turned away, heading straight for the communal kitchen.

"Ah, still not on talking terms huh?" Jirou asked.

Izuku cluelessly shrugged. "Apparently so."

"…Wait how did I even end up here!?" He suddenly realised.

Jirou raised a brow. "You've just noticed?"

"There were… two good reasons…"

"Fair enough." Jirou thought.

"Todoroki and the girls brought you here in the dorms after you passed out, those two idiots heard and came down to worship their 'Lord Izuku'."

"I'm sorry what?"

"Their words not mine. So I decided to keep an eye on them-keeping an eye on you. Oh, and keeping Eri company too!"

"Mhmm!" Eri nodded.

"Jiro-ro has BYOOOM guitar!"

BYOOOM?

"I'm sure she does." Izuku chuckles.

"Ah! Midori's awake!"

The pool group all walked out of the showers, their towels dripping over the head.

"Hey guys!"

"Hey yourself sleepyhead." The invisible girl quipped.

"Yeah… been meaning to ask what exactly hap-"

"You slipped and fell into the pool!" Momo quickly supplied.

"Really? Because I don-"

"You slipped and fell into the pool!"

"Huh, ok then."

'He accepted it just like that!?'

Unfortunately none of them knew that Izuku was thinking, 'Man my memory loss is getting worse!'.

*SLAM*

The front doors forcefully opened.

And a certain ash blonde walked in.

"Damn Bakugou! How badly did Ura-chan beat you?" Mina teased.

The boy growled, before taking notice of Izuku sitting on the couch.

Izuku nervously sweated.

"…Tch!" Bakugou walked to the elevator, mumbling curses under his breath.

"Ocha-ocha!"

The crowd turned to see a slightly disheveled Ochako, hopping into the dorms whilst trying to get her shoes off.

"Oh Eri you're here, thank god! When I woke up in Recovery Girl's clinic, I thought I was late! Whoa-" The girl nearly tripped.

Izuku rushed over to help steady her.

"Hey it's no hurry, I just woke up myself."

"Really? What happened?"

"I… slipped and fell into the pool, I think?"

"You… think?" Ochako questioned.

"Yes! He did! We all saw it! Right girls?" Momo quickly interjected.

"Yeah…" The pink girl trailed off, while the invisible girl frantically nodded.

The frog girl simply deadpanned at the supposed model student.

"Well, it's pretty late and we both didn't get any groceries so how about we just take something from the konbini?"

Ochako nodded. "Sounds like a plan!"

"Wait a minute, what exactly are you two up too ~huh?" Mina suggestively questioned.

"Dinner?" Izuku naively answered.

"Dinner huh? At this hour? Sounds more like a date to me…"

Ochako blushed and stammered. "W-W-Well we were… We're uhh-"

"I mean we are dating but Eri's going to be with us, so I guess it technically isn't so…"

"Wait." Mina interrupted.

"You guys are actually dating!?"

Izuku stiffened, was he not supposed to tell anyone? Was this a secret relationship sort of deal!?

"Uhh, actually-"

"Yes…"

All eyes turned to Ochako.

She grabbed and hugged his right arm. "Me and D-Izuku-kun are d-dating!" The girl boldly declared to the entire class.

"…When?" Momo spoke up.

"When did this happen!?"

The couple were taken aback.

"Uhh…" The amnesiac Izuku had no words to say with his limited knowledge.

So it was up to Ochako to fill in the blanks. "I-It was j-just a few weeks ago!"

"Then why didn't you tell us!" The invisible girl yelled.

"B-Because I knew you guys would react like this…"

"Kero, you may have a point Ochako-chan. But… But…"

"But it still sucks that you couldn't trust us, there I said it!" Jiro threw her hands up.

The tension in the room was thick, so thick you could cut it with a knife, put it in some eggs and milk, and it would instantly turn into the densest pound cake you'd ever eaten.

*Gulp*

Izuku was starting to get a little scared.

"Izuku…" Eri tugged on his shirt.

Crap! Eri was getting uncomfortable from all the tension.

"…I'm sorry."

"What?"

"What!?" Ochako turned to face him. "Deku no! You don't have to-"

"But I do Ochako, and I'm sorry." Izuku bowed to the group.

"I'm sorry that I didn't have the guts to tell you all the truth, so please forgive this cowardly Midoriya-san!"

"…"

"Izuku…" Ochako stared at him shakily, biting her lower lip in guilt.

"…I forgive you."

Izuku looked up from his position.

The pink girl nervously smiled. "I know I'm probably 80% of the reason why you guys didn't say anything so…. yeah, I forgive ya'll."

The rest started to nod along. "Y-Yeah!"

"Same here."

"S-Same!"

"I forgive you too, kero."

Izuku rose up and smiled. "Thank you."

He held Ochako's hand in his left and Eri's in his right.

"Umm… I'm sorry but if you all don't mind."

"O-Oh, not at all!"

"Go ahead!"

"S-sure!"

"Have fun y-you guys!"

"Bye Eri-chan!"

With that mess finally settled, Izuku could breathe again as he escaped the tense atmosphere of the 1A dormitories.

And Ochako tightly held onto his hand, her anxiety went through the roof.

But that was not why her heart couldn't stop beating.

It wasn't the nerves, the stares or even the way he stood up for her.

Uraraka Ochako's heart was full of guilt.