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Agamemnon was not having a good time. He was currently under attack. He thought back to the events of the past few days as he sent killing curses toward the Muggle Aurors.
Agamemnon Cassius did not understand the muggle world much. He had visited Gringotts to exchange his Galleons for Pounds a few days ago. The rumour was that there was a dark artefact rumoured to belong to the dark wizard Ekrizdis himself. He naturally wanted to purchase it for bragging rights. It was a black market deal and the seller had requested the payment in muggle money, which he found strange. Perhaps that would help hide to hide the identity of the seller? While exchanging his money at the counter, right next to him Priya appeared. He knew immediately it was her. She was dressed in tight muggle clothes but had worn a cloak, aware that her clothes were considered indecent in the prudish Wizarding world. She had not noticed him, but he had certainly noticed her.
As if ordained my Magic, his rightful prize had appeared.
He remembered his request of the Dark Lord so many years ago, as he licked his lips. She has disappeared into Hogsmeade when he had initially been hunting her. Now to see her here? She was his. He decided to follow her stealthily, into the muggle world. He would claim her for himself.
Abruptly, he found out that nothing that he knew about the muggle world was correct. He saw cars, billboard signs, large buildings, and technology and realised they were not stupid as he thought. Nobody carried swords and shields and it seemed that it was the Wizarding World that was a hovel. He put those thoughts out of his head, even though his senses told him otherwise.
The muggles were dumb.
He had been a tracker in the Dark Lord's forces. His family magic specialised in tagging animals. He discreetly cast his spell at her, from a distance not wanting to arouse suspicion. He planned to visit her house under the cover of the night and enjoy himself as he desired. However, when he followed the spell, he eventually ended up at a trashcan. The spell had pointed to a cup with a "Starbucks" logo on it. The cup smelt of coffee? He realised that his spell being cast from so far had hit the wrong target. Had it been a piece of her clothing, he would have been successful. He decided he would locate the "Starbucks" establishment and disillusion himself.
The Cassius family were traditionally hunters – but as the time had passed, mercenary and bounty hunting became other areas of expertise. One of the regularly used family spells was a wizard detection spell – the incantation could ping wizards in a crowd. This spell had been used with great effectiveness by the predatory man and it was his preferred method for singling out female prey. While walking around, he finally found the coffee shop and decided to frequent the place, if only to stalk his prey. For the next two weeks, he waited.
During his time, he observed that many women liked the place. Most were muggles but at least five or six muggleborn wizards would purchase coffee and other beverages at the place daily. After getting an eyeful of the tight clothing the women wore during the business hours, he followed the general movement of the crowd on many evenings and found even more revealing clothes and bodies on display at nightclubs. The women looked flawless. How could the muggle women look so beautiful and healthy? And then he realised that maybe the old wife's tale about being inbred in the magical world had to be true.
Titania, his wife was certainly not like these beauties. And there was so much variety on display!
He transfigured his wizard clothes into Muggle looking clothes and began enjoying the women at a dingy guesthouse where he had confounded the woman at the front desk. The Imperio was useful as he ambushed the women at the club, forced them back to his room and proceeded to have a pleasurable time. He would repeat the process every day, after his morning stakeout. Eventually, while waiting one morning, he had caught his prey. He followed Priya to the strange building, by apparating to spots that he had picked out beforehand. He arrived at this unusual building and observed that this was a muggle school for small children. Apparently, his prey Priya had become a muggle school teacher?
"How quaint" he thought to himself. He considered that he could always come back here later on and find her. His mind then rushed to his current circumstance, as these thoughts floated towards the back his mind.
The police had arrived and demanded that he come out with his hands up in the air. He had no idea about the GPS safety apps that the pair of women possessed on their smartphones. The app had alerted family members, followed by authorities. When he realised that somehow the muggles had found out (which shocked him) he came out with his wand casting curses, hoping that the altercation would be soon over. That was when he got an intimate introduction to muggle weapons. He had been shot after the rarely encountered AFO officer who had never seen magic in his life, panicked. Cassius realised that he was grievously injured and he apparated to someone who could heal him. He went directly to an inn called the "The Hydra" in Knockturn Alley.
The old healer would proceed to explain that he had been shot with a pistol. Cassius listened on as he realised that everything that he knew was wrong – Muggles had only gotten far more dangerous. Cassius looked on in horror as the bullet was removed and was shocked when he was told that these bullets were 'humane' bullets. Some bullets had been designed to fracture and bounce around inside a person's body, but those were outlawed. The bullets that had been extracted were designed to cause the least amount of carnage and he was lucky the wound was not in a critical place. The old man, upon noticing the confused look on Cassius' face explained some of the advancements that the muggles had made. As Cassius listened and related it to his experiences, he realised that the Dark Lord could be bombed out of existence if a full-on muggle-wizarding war broke out. Aeroplanes that flew at fifty thousand feet? Instantaneous communication? Atomic Bombs? The muggles had planted a flag on the moon too? These achievements began to haunt him.
The old man reminded Cassius that in any case, Muggles had always won the wars historically because they could outthink Wizards. If they had managed to do this so many centuries ago, and they had only seen advancement since those days, what chance did Wizards have? The healer explained that the Purebloods had doctored the Muggle Studies Curriculum, and as a result, they were unprepared. As Cassius began to dig deeper, even more, distressing was when the old man explained that Fudge secretly reported to the Muggle and that the English Queen was the most powerful woman on the planet. If she desired it, she could end the wizarding world by merely revoking an agreement that had been forgotten centuries ago. The muggles were experimenting with crafting the perfect soldier not by breeding, but by scratch building a human to specifications. They understood what to modify and most special operations soldiers could kill most wizards as easily as a rat. And they numbered in the billions.
The Dark Lord had always been a liar.
Last but not least, Aurors from the magical would be hot on the scene because Amelia Bones collaborated and worked with muggle law enforcement. They probably already knew that a wizard was on loose. They would figure out that he raped the women because he had not gotten time to obliviate them after being attacked so unexpectedly. He decided from here onwards, that his life would be about pleasure and the pursuit of his own goals. He decided he could travel a bit and see the world. He could come back in a year when things cooled down and they were not actively searching for him. He wanted to understand the muggle world, so he could enjoy women and luxuries as he pleased with no one to threaten him. He would be back.
He would be back for Priya Singh.