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The logo of SMG4 Productions appears.
*ENDS*
Princess Peach Castle
Inside the castle, SMG4 was playing with a yo-yo and made many tricks.
"Augh!" Mario yelped in pain.
SMG4 yelps in reaction before hitting himself with the yo-yo and causing a tooth to come out from his mouth.
"Now what…!?" SMG4 asked.
Then he came out to the garden where Mario was holding his mouth very close to a rock where he hit while many pain buckets were dropped in the ground.
"Once again I hit myself in one of the fingers on my foot…" Mario complained in pain until he noticed SMG4 glaring at him.
"Next time don't shout so loud…" SMG4 said tapping his foot.
"It was just an accident." Mario said.
"Don't you remember the last time when you hit my face with a bathtub?" SMG4 asked while giving Mario a dirty look.
"And…?" Mario asked.
"You ruined my face!" SMG4 exclaimed in disbelief.
"I didn't know you came outside the castle!" Mario justified.
"Ah… Forget it, maybe we can settle this with another War of Fat Italians." SMG4 said changing the subject.
"Oh… That is a good idea." Mario said in agreement.
Challenge #1: Octorok Beating
Mario and SMG4 were in Faron Woods (Skyward Sword).
"Octoroks? I know how to beat them." SMG4 said pulling out a hammer.
An Octorok came out from his hiding before shooting a seed but SMG4 deflected it by swinging his hammer and defeated the Octorok.
"I'll do it better than him." Mario said.
Mario ran towards an Octorok before slamming his hammer against the Octorok but he didn't defeat the enemy, he has stars spinning around the Octorok while many others have tick marks in their heads while glaring at Mario who sweatdropped.
"Mama#$!*er!" Mario cursed.
The Octorok who was dizzy shoots a seed in Mario's butt causing him to yelp in pain while jumping in the air and crash to the ground, then more Octoroks shoot many seeds hitting Mario repeatedly.
Reviews
Proxi: That's why everyone must defeat Octoroks by deflecting their attacks.
Zelda II: It's true or you'll receive a great beating.
Challenge #2: Who can survive against the Ganados?
Mario and SMG4 were in a village of Spain where villagers were doing their business until one of them noticed the plumbers.
"¡Un forastero!" One of the villagers said in Spanish.
"Busted!" SMG4 said.
"I'm not scared of them!" Mario said boldly.
Then he lunges himself to beat the villagers with kung fu moves. However, more villagers were coming to them.
"¡Agarrenlos!" Another villager said in Spanish.
"¡Te voy hacer picadillo!" Another villager spoke in Spanish.
"What the heck is picadillo!?" Mario asked.
"Let's ask for later and take shelter!" SMG4 said before pulling out Mario from the fight.
"I'm not finished yet!" Mario protested.
Both plumbers entered on a house.
"¡Por ahí!" A villager said.
"¡No dejen que se escapen!" Another villager said.
"¡Agarrenlos!" Another villager said.
"¡Vayan por detrás!" A villager instructed in Spanish.
"Who the #$!* are those people!?" SMG4 asked.
Both plumbers watched the outside, many villagers gathering weapons.
"¡Bloqueenle el paso!" One of the villagers said.
Just then they heard a villager carrying a chainsaw, one of them carried a stair to put it on a window and many villagers were trying to enter.
"¡Te voy a matar!" One of the villagers said.
"Son of a…" Mario says in mid-sentence.
Then SMG4 grabbed a table before putting them in the door and blocked it with his entire body while Mario went to the second floor before pushing the stairs to the ground and grabbed a shotgun.
"Surprise mother#$!*er!" Mario said before shooting at the villagers.
Back with SMG4, he keeps blocking the door with his entire body until someone explodes the door and blows the table which squashed SMG4 in a wall (GTA V Wasted Sound Effect). SMG4 was half unconscious as the villager with the chainsaw was approaching and slashed him multiple times as SMG4 was screaming in pain and agony (screams of a person screaming in agony in Mortal Kombat III). Back with Mario he keeps shooting at the villagers while letting out war cries and picking shotgun ammunition (which appear after beating enemies), the villager with the chainsaw tried to slash Mario but he used his shotgun to shoot at the villager with the chainsaw.
"Die! Die! Die!" Mario said shooting at the villager with the chainsaw until he killed him, but more villagers were coming out and tried to shoot from his shotgun but he ran out of ammunition. "Oh come on!"
Mario throws the shotgun hitting some villagers before running away but he comes back picking up the gold bullion (dropped by Dr. Salvador after defeating him) and ran away again from the villagers until Mario climbed the tower and he shot fireballs at the villagers who tried to reach him, all of them were crashing painfully in the ground.
"How far must I continue…!?" Mario asked tiredly until he heard the church's bells.
"La campana." A villager said.
"Es hora de rezar." Another villager said.
"Tenemos que irnos." Another villager said.
All the villagers dropped their weapons and went to the church.
"Phew…" Mario sighed in relief.
He walked to the house where they took shelter and saw SMG4 laying in the ground.
"Looks like I won…" Mario said.
Reviews
Tai: What language are the villagers speaking?
Izzy: They were speaking Spanish, the people just speak that language in Mexico and Spain mainly.
Cody: Every person from every country has their respective languages.
Takato: I don't understand why the villagers attacked them.
Leon Kennedy: There is only one way to find out.
Challenge #3: Beat an horde of Chrysalimon
Mario and SMG4 appeared in the wilds of the Digital World where they saw a swarm of Chrysalimon.
"So, those are the Chrysalimon." Mario said before laughing (in Tom Cat's voice). "They are so small."
Just then the swarm started to attack Mario who screamed in reaction.
"Get if off! Get it off!" Mario exclaimed.
"Let's do this." SMG4 said before cracking his neck.
SMG4 pulled out two revolvers before shooting at the Chrysalimon to defeat them.
"Easy." SMG4 said as he kept shooting.
Then all the remaining Chrysalimon gathered before Digivolving into one Digimon called Infermon while Mario finally got rid of the Chrysalimon who were stuck in his body.
"Mama Mia…" Mario said in disbelief.
"Spider Shooter!" Infermon said shooting a beam of red energy which hit both plumbers.
When Infermon ended his attack, the shoes of both plumbers were remaining as smoke was coming out from their shoes.
Reviews
Impmon: I think I remember that Digimon before.
Guilmon: Really?
Impmon: Yeah, many of them attacked me because I left them when the sadness of Jeri was haunting me.
Agumon (DATS): I remember Chrysalimon too, it Digivolved from Keramon.
Thomas: First it's Kuramon, later Digivolve into Tsumemon and then into Keramon, Chrysalimon, Infermon and Diaboromon.
Agumon: We fought previously against Diaboromon and we defeated them.
Tai: But he was one of the two Digimon working for Tabuu before the destruction of both.
Challenge #4: Beat Bugzzy
Mario and SMG4 appeared in a box ring while facing a purple stag beetle.
"Let's get ready to rumble." Xboxfan said (in Hades' voice).
Mario sends a flying but Bugzzy catches the red plumber with his pincers before jumping and slamming Mario to the ground.
"Mt turn!" SMG4 said before realizing a sweep against Bugzzy.
The giant stag beetle grabbed the blue plumber before launching him against the strings and bounced back at Bugzzy who realized a throat chop against SMG4.
"That's it!" Mario recovered before punching Bugzzy in the back.
Then Bugzzy grabbed Mario with both hands before cracking his back and the red plumber was bent like boomerang before tossing out of the ring but he came back and Buggzy launched his body before catching Mario with his elbow and slammed him against SMG4.
"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9… 10!" Xboxfan said before declaring the winner. "Buggzy is the winner."
"Hell yeah!" Bugzzy said holding a WWE championship belt (in Coach's voice).
Reviews
Rainbow Dash: That was… awesome!
Rarity: It was very brutal and painful for my eyes.
Tuff: I thought there were only Bugzzy wielding swords.
Meta Knight: There are two groups of Bugzzy, one are wrestlers and the other one are swordfighters.
Sora: I'll choose to fight against swordfighters Bugzzy.
Luigi: Yeah, the others Bugzzy could break your bones.
Challenge #5: Boop Pinkie Pie
Mario and SMG4 were watching the pink party pony who smiles with a squee.
"Oh nononononono." SMG4 panicked while flashbacked his encounter with Pinkie Pie which ended into an explosion, then back in reality SMG4 hid behind a rock.
"What are you doing?" Mario asked.
"If I were you I would stay away from her!" SMG4 answered in panic.
Mario looked at Pinkie Pie who blinked.
"Hey, look at me!" She said happily before sticking out her tongue and made funny faces too.
"Oh please, it's just a boop, nothing can go wrong." Mario said before walking towards her.
"Ok, it's your funeral." SMG4 said.
Mario approached Pinkie and booped her nose with his finger, in answer she smiled widely before trembling.
"Uh-oh…" SMG4 gulped before hiding again.
"What the…!?" Mario asked.
Then she literally exploded in front of Mario while Pinkie rocketed herself like a firework.
"Yippee!" Pinkie Pie squealed in happiness before landing on the ground. "I want a boop again!"
Mario was turned into ashes while SMG4 was hyperventilating after the explosion.
"I'll better get out here!" SMG4 said before running away.
Reviews
Tamama: What was that?
Gomamon: I have no idea.
Joe: I would be really great if it didn't do it again.
Tamama: I think Pinkie Pie had happiness overload.
Yakko: Pinkie Pie is completely random, many physical skills, Pinkie Keen, party planner, super speed, breaking the fourth wall even in the Death Battle about Deadpool vs Pinkie Pie, and possibly she could use the Copycat move from Pokémon series.
Buster: I think it could make sense since Twilight was enraged in flames literally, she barely resembles a Rapidash.
Ash: It was like Twilight evolving to Rapidash.
Pikachu: That's right.
Twilight: (blushing) Well… I… was…
Challenge #6: Catch a Wild Tyranitar
Mario and SMG4 appeared in Dusty Bowl from the Galar region where they saw a wild Tyranitar in front of them.
"Unless he is not a legendary Pokémon." Mario said.
"That will be so easy." SMG4 said.
Just then Tyranitar roared before summoning a sandstorm which blinded the eyes of both plumbers.
"What the heck is this!?" Mario asked.
"He suddenly summoned a sandstorm!" SMG4 said rubbing his eyes.
Then Tyranitar attacks by using Thunder Fang which electrifies Mario who gibbers in pain before crashing into a stony wall, SMG4 launched a flying kick against Tyranitar but he only hurt his own leg before yelping in pain, then Tyranitar used Dark Pulse as SMG4 run away from the attack but the attack pursued him and hit SMG4 who screamed in pain (Wilhelm's scream) sending him to fly to the skies.
"Ugh… My head!" Mario said rubbing his head.
Then Tyranitar roared before using Stone Edge which summons sharpened rocks spinning around him before tossing them towards Mario.
"Mama Mia!" Mario says cowered in fear.
Then Mario did his best to try dodging the Stone Edge but the stones barely missed impaling Mario at the wall (just like Hercules doing the same with the knives with Phil during the song of "One Last Hope".
"That was too close…" Mario said with one eye twitching.
Then Tyranitar prepares a Hyper Beam as Mario was trying to get free, until he finally did it.
"Ha!" Mario said.
But he spoke too soon and received the impact of the Hyper Beam causing a mushroom cloud explosion.
Reviews
Sor: Tyranitar looks so powerful.
Clemont: Tyranitar's ability is Sand Stream which the Pokémon summons a sandstorm before starting the battle.
Brock: Also the sandstorm increases the Special Defense of the rock types Pokémon.
Luke: So, you mean that Tyranitar is used for the defensive.
Luigi: Exactly, a defense is the best offense.
Challenge #7: Pokey Tower Madness
Mario and SMG4 were in a desert where a lot of Pokey Towers appeared surrounding both plumbers.
"This will be easy." SMG4 said before pulling out a hammer.
Then he attacks by spinning his hammer and beating a lot of Pokey Towers until he reaches a number of 324.
"Let's see if you can do this better than me." SMG4 mocked Mario.
"I can do this better." Mario said before pulling out a detonator and pushed the button.
Then a huge explosion appeared blasting off a lot of Pokey Towers and reaching a number of 864.
"Yes, I'm the winner!" Mario said.
SMG4 was staring in disbelief.
Reviews
Yoshi: Yoshi clearly remembers the Pokey Pummel minigame in the seventh Mario Party.
Luigi: Oh yeah, only the challengers have to use a wooden hammer.
Calamity: Normally the inventions sent by Acme always explode and Willy never gets success trying to catch the roadrunner.
Challenge #8: Who can defeat the giant Mario Head faster?
Mario and SMG4 appeared on the platform (the one about the final battle in Super Mario 64) facing the giant Mario Head.
"Oh, boy." Mario Head said.
"Yippee! Let's a go!" Mario said.
He dashed towards the giant Mario Head.
"Hey stinky!" Mario said.
"Woohoo! Hello!" Mario Head said.
"Take that!" Mario said tossing spaghetti.
Mario Head tried to eat the spaghetti until…
"Shoryuken!" Mario said (in Ryu's voice).
The giant Mario Head was blasted off to the skies while Mario managed to finish off the giant head in 9.5 seconds.
"It's a Mario Time! Oh yes!" Mario said.
Now it's the turn of SMG4 as the giant Mario Head appeared again.
"Thank you, very much! Thank you! Thank you!" Mario Head said.
SMG4 yelped before pulling out a shotgun which finished off the giant Mario Head.
"I am dead, not big surprise!" Mario Head said (in Heavy's voice).
SMG4 finished off the giant Mario Head in 1.5 seconds and SMG4 danced in victory.
"Fuck!" Mario cursed.
Reviews
Ami: That was weird.
Raye: Yeah…
Thomas: There are 8 seconds of difference.
Challenge #9: Serve Tubby Custard to a restaurant full of hungry, ravenous Teletubbies
Mario and SMG4 were in a restaurant.
"Woohoo! How hard can this be?" Mario asked while SMG4 was snooping.
SMG4 yelped in shock before saying. "Nononononononononoonononononono!"
"Hmmmmmm?" Mario wondered as he watched from the outside.
"Tubby custard! Tubby custard! Tubby custard!" The horde of Teletubbies said.
"EEEEP!" Mario yelped before being crashed by a lot of Teletubbies.
Reviews
Plucky: And I thought only Dizzy was the only one hungry.
Tiff: Well, Kirby has a huge appetite.
Luigi: Yoshi too.
Final Challenge: Don't let Twilight and Flash feel the love tonight
Mario and SMG4 were watching the purple alicorn princess having a date with an orange pegasus with the blue mane.
"This is a disaster, a disaster I tell ya!" Mario said.
"Just because the alicorn princess found true love!" SMG4 said.
"He is one of the guards of the Crystal Empire!" Mario explained.
"Then what are we gonna do!?" SMG4 asked.
"SMG4, we can't let them feel the love tonight!" Mario said (in Timon's voice).
Then Mario whispers in SMG4's ear who nods in agreement before fist bumping. Twilight and Flash were walking in the fields while both plumbers hid in the tall grass, Mario pulled a straw which shoots a splinter which stuck in Twilight's right hoof, but Flash then grabbed the splinter with his teeth before spitting it back at the tall grass where Mario was there before jumping out and screaming in pain (in Tom the Cat's voice).
Can you feel the love tonight
"Well, the first plan didn't work." Mario said before speaking (in Timon's voice). "This stinks."
"Oh… sorry." SMG4 said (in Pumbaa's voice).
"Not you! Them! Him, her, in love!" Mario said (in Timon's voice).
"Let's put in motion the next plan!" SMG4 said.
Later Mario and SMG4 appeared above the trees seeing the pony pair, Mario whispered in SMG4's ear again and they fist bumped, Mario pulled out a Spoing (from Super Mario Galaxy).
"It's ready!" Mario said.
The Spoing was creating a silk thread while going down but unknown to him a Spangler (from Super Mario Galaxy) was watching, and it is a female too. Suddenly the male Spoing froze in shock before returning to see the female Spangler, then the Spoing's eyes turned into hearts while watching the Spangler in love who blinks charmingly.
Can you feel the love tonight
The peace the evening brings
Twilight and Flash were still having their date while the spiders were making spider webs taking the form of hearts expressing their love too.
"That's so romantic." SMG4 said watching the spiders in love.
Mario who was tied in spider webs, he grunts unamused. Later Mario launches a beehive towards the pony pair but the bees stay outside before the beehive is launched. In seconds both plumbers were smiling until they heard the buzzing before running away from the bees but they were caught by the stungs.
"Aww, ouch… not in the face!" SMG4 shouted in pain.
Later, Mario and SMG4 have prepared rope, Mario gives a thumb up to SMG4 who is holding the other extreme of the rope, when both ponies were running in the plains, both plumbers lifted up the rope waiting to both equines trip but the rope tied on them before rolling down in the hills while launching both plumbers to the skies screaming and crashing on a tree where a lot of butterflies come out.
Can you feel the love tonight
The peace the evening brings
The world, for once, in perfect harmony
With all its living things
Both ponies are still having their date while both plumbers fell from the tree where they crashed.
"Now that must be worked." Mario said.
"It did?" SMG4 asked.
"It didn't work, look." Mario said pointing at the equine pair.
Twilight delivers a kiss on Flash's right cheek, then they nuzzle each other affectionately.
Can you feel the love tonight?
You needn't look too far
Stealing through the night's uncertainties
Love is where they are
"Oh no no no no…" SMG4 said.
"They're hugging and…" Mario said before singing sadly. "And if he falls in love tonight, it can be assumed."
"His carefree days with them are history." SMG4 sung sadly.
"In short, their pal is doomed." Both plumbers sang sadly before bursting into tears (crying in the voices of Timon and Pumbaa).
Reviews
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle: Awwww…
Caleb: It's so pretty.
Aria: It reminds me of when me and Caleb were in Equestria, when we were young.
Mimi: So romantic.
Rika: Sissy stuff.
Plucky: Apparently the fan art about Flashlight became very popular.
Yakko: Just like the ones of Soarindash and Sparity.
Wakko: I thought the romance of equine and dragon were impossible.
Dot: There will be one so soon, a romance about a donkey with a dragon.