A 8-bit SMG4 appears walking before jumping below a "?" block and make the "SMG4 Productions" logo appear.
Princess Peach Castle
SMG4 was seeing Mario.
"Hey buddy, let me tell you something that I have in mind." SMG4 said.
"What is?" Mario asked.
"We don't talk about Bruno…" SMG4 sung (in a female voice).
"NOOOOO!" Mario shouted.
Suddenly an explosion occurred while Xboxfan felt the tremor.
"What was that?" Xboxfan asked before going to see the next room.
Then he saw SMG4 laying in the ground and Mario covered in black soot.
"What the heck happened here!?" Xboxfan asked.
"I just sang and Mario exploded…" SMG4 said.
"I don't want to hear that song…!" Mario groaned.
"Maybe we can settle this with another war." Xboxfan said.
Challenge #1: Survive against the Spiky Topman
Mario and SMG4 are facing two Spiky Topmen above a platform (Galaxy Coliseum in Mario Kart Wii), both plumbers were in their respective karts.
"Let's a go!" Mario said.
SMG4 raced to touch a "?" which made three mushrooms appear and used the three mushrooms to gain speed and push the Spiky Topman out of the platform, then Mario grabbed the "?" which made three mushrooms appear before using against the next Spiky Topman. However, two more Spiky Topman appear.
"Mama#$!*er!" Mario cursed.
Then they did the same procedure to defeat the two Spiky Topman, but two more Spiky Topman appeared.
"Like how many more of those things do we have to overcome?" SMG4 asked.
"Hell with it!" Mario said before pulling out a Golden Mushroom.
He used it to gain speed and thrusting the Spiky Topman nonstop until to defeat them while SMG4 was watching with one eye twitching, just when Mario used the Golden Mushroom the Spiky Topman moved at his right side causing Mario to fall from the platform.
"What the…!?" Mario exclaimed but he jumped off from his kart trying to reach the platform.
I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky…
The Spiky Topman moves, blocking Mario and knocking him out the platform before falling down.
"Looks like I won." SMG4 said.
Reviews
Mega Man (Classic): Sometimes the Topman from Mario's world reminds me a lot of Topman from my world.
Wakko: Sometimes the Topman have something in common with the Beyblades.
Luigi: My brother has just to perform the Spin Attack to push the Spiky Topman to the electricity and kaboom.
Challenge #2: Who can beat King K. Rool?
Mario and SMG4 were in Kongo Jungle (Super Smash Bros for Nintendo 64) facing King K. Rool.
"Let's do this!" SMG4 said.
King K. Rool tosses his crown like boomerang, both plumbers dodged the crown first strike but the second hit strikes Mario by behind his head and the crown returns to his head, SMG4 runs towards the king crocodile but he pulls out a gun which fires a cannonball but SMG4 dodges in the air but the gun sucks up SMG4 before shooting him and crashes in a mast of the platform.
"Grr!" Mario growled.
Mario runs towards King K. Rool with a flying kick but the crocodile readies his stomach which uses it as a counterattack and sends Mario out of the platform (with a wilhelm scream).
"Oh… Heck with it!" SMG4 said.
Then SMG4 grabbed King K. Rool by behind but he performs a shiko which is a powerful sumo stomp and buried the blue plumber too, then the king crocodile slams his belly against SMG4 sending him to fly out from the place (with Goofy's scream).
"King K. Rool, wins!" Smash Bros announcer said.
"Oh yeah!" King K. Rool said before shifting his eyes left and right before ending with a triumphant pose.
Reviews
Bowser: Well done, King K. Rool.
King Dedede: You're very skilled in battle.
King K. Rool (flattered): It wasn't much.
Krusha: But you're the best!
Klump: Three hoorays for King K. Rool.
Kritters: Hip-hip-hooray! Hip-hip-hooray! Hip-hip-hooray!
Challenge #3: Who can beat Klaptrap?
Mario and SMG4 were in Jungle Japes (from Super Smash Bros Melee) facing a blue crocodile with yellow stripes in the back.
"Oh, that's the challenge, he looks very small." SMG4 said before laughing.
Suddenly the Klaptrap lunged towards SMG4 and started to bite him nonstop.
"AHH! GET IF OFF! GET IT OFF!" SMG4 shouted in pain while Klaptrap was biting his butt.
"I got it!" Mario got an idea before pulling out a bottle of soda and starting to shake it.
Back with SMG4, keeps fighting against the Klaptrap who bites him now in the… private area.
"AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!" SMG4 shouted intensely in pain. "Mother#$!*er!"
"Hey stinky!" Mario called at the Klaptrap.
The Klaptrap lunges towards Mario but he opens the soda bottle and puts it on Klaptrap's mouth and eventually the blue crocodile inflates like a balloon and the Klaptrap was blown again going to the horizon until he fell to the sea.
"Yes, I'm the winner!" Mario said.
"I can't feel… my… American teabags…!" SMG4 winced in pain.
Reviews
Tai, Ash, Davis, Takato (groaning painfully): Ooh…
Naruto: That's gotta hurt.
Yusuke: Right in the batteries.
Iida: First Kota punches Midoriya in the scrotum, but a bite is completely unforgivable!
Cassie Cage: My father is known for the nut punches against the enemies.
Challenge #4: Who can steal the pearl of Seaquestria?
Mario and SMG4 were close to a giant mountain close to the sea where there are a lot of hippogriffs flying, some of them are in the land while others turn into seaponies and swim in the sea, both plumbers were in a coconut tree.
"Look, there are hippogriffs!" SMG4 said.
"I thought only unicorns, pegasi, earth ponies and winged unicorns lived in Equestria." Mario said.
"Well, there are more creatures in this world." SMG4 said.
"I thought hippogriffs were proud creatures that get angry easily." Mario said.
"Nah… those kinds of hippogriffs live in another world." SMG4 said.
"But how can they transform into aquatic?" Mario asked.
"Hang up. We are going swimming." SMG4 said (in Jumba's voice) before hanging ogg from the coconut palm tree.
"Huh?" Mario wondered.
After doing that, Mario was catapulted as he yelped in reaction (in Pleakley's voice). Later Mario crashed in the sand while SMG4 was preparing diving equipment and launched a scuba to Mario.
"Let's do this!" SMG4 said.
Both plumbers have ready their diving equipment and dove to the sea while avoiding to call the attention of the seaponies until they arrived at the castle to watch the pearl which is custodied by a giant jellyfish.
"Ooh… so shiny!" Mario said in his thoughts since he cannot speak underwater.
Then they swam towards the pearl while avoiding the tentacles and when they were close to the pearl a tentacle grabbed both plumbers before slamming them repeatedly to the ceiling of the castle and the tentacle pierces both oxygen tanks causing to both plumber rocket themselves out from the sea and bouncing nonstop in the water's surface.
"Looks like we're blasting off again!" Mario and SMG4 shouted as they were going into the distance.
Reviews
Pleakley: That scene looked so familiar.
Jumba: Yeah, you're right, Pleakley. It was when we were trying to capture 626.
Ami (Sailor Moon): I didn't know hippogriffs can turn into aquatic hippogriffs.
Twilight: They can turn into seaponies…
Just then she has a flashback.
Twilight (from the flashback): Well, maybe I would be better off without friends like you!
Pinkie (from the flashback): (she gasps sadly)
Back in the present.
Ash: Twilight, what happened?
Twilight: I don't wanna talk about it now.
She left the place wishing to stay alone.
Tails: Does anyone know what happened to her?
Buster: I think the stress on her during her last adventure caused their friendship to almost end.
Aria: It was during King Storm's invasion?
Buster: Yes, but it will be better to talk about that later.
Aria (in her thoughts with concern): Twilight, you weren't the only one who had stress issues in the past.
Challenge #5: Who can catch a wild Gible?
Mario and SMG4 appeared in the desert of route 111 in the Hoenn region.
"Catching a wild Gible in Hoenn? I thought they only appear in the Sinnoh region." Mario said.
"Now in Pokémon Omega Ruby or Alpha Sapphire you can catch Gible in those games." SMG4 said.
Just then a shark dorsal fin emerges from the sand.
"Shark!? Shark!?" Mario and SMG4 panicked before running away.
Both plumbers hid behind a rock but by their surprise they saw Gible emerging from the sand.
"Gible!" The wild Gible said.
"Is that the Gible!?" SMG4 said.
"That will be so easy." Mario said.
He tossed the Pokéball but the wild Gible ate it in one bite.
"What the…!?" Mario exclaimed.
Before he could finish cursing, Gible spat the Pokéball which hit Mario in the face while sending him crashing into a lot of boulders.
"My turn!" SMG4 said preparing the Pokéball.
Then Gible prepares a sphere of orange energy before launching it to the sky and splits into a lot of them resembling meteors who were falling towards SMG4 who screams (in Squidward's voice) before receiving the attack which ends up into an explosion.
Reviews
Ash: That Gible reminds me a lot of my Gabite when he was a Gible.
Spike (dragon): How did you meet Gible?
Ash: I met him in the Sinnoh region, he was learning to use Draco Meteor but for some weird reason it falls in with Dawn's Piplup.
Sakura Avalon: Poor Piplup…
Challenge #6: Who can take care of Budmon?
Mario and SMG4 appeared in the Digital World seeing babies Digimon like small seeds with small purple thorns.
"Babysitting challenge!?" Mario asked in shock.
"That will be so easy." SMG4 said.
Just then the Wild Budmon sneezes and accidentally shoots thorns hitting Mario and SMG4.
"Not in the face!" SMG4 groaned painfully before collapsing.
"I'll get out of here!" Mario said before running away.
Mario passes across the bushes until he feels purple thorns striking his butt causing the red plumber to scream in pain (in Pound's voice in his Monstar form from Space Jam) and jumping to the skies. Then from the bushes, more wild Budmon came out.
Reviews
Verity: I thought all baby Digimon were harmless.
Gabumon: Not all of them.
Patamon: We met foes Pagumon who were working for Etemon.
JP: Us too and one of them Digivolved to Raremon.
Izzy: Raremon? But that doesn't make sense, Pagumon is in-training level and Raremon is champion level.
Marcus: I met a group of annoying DemiMeramon too, I only was able to punch him when he Digivolved to Meramon.
Challenge #7: Who can beat Moley?
Mario and SMG4 appeared in the Cabbage Cavern.
"Where is Moley?" Mario asked.
Suddenly a gray more with red glasses and a red scarf appeared sniffing.
"There he is! After him!" SMG4 exclaimed.
They tried to punch Moley but he hid quickly.
"Where is he!?" Mario asked.
Moley appeared from behind and tossed a tire hitting Mario.
"What the…!?" SMG4 exclaimed before being hit by a metallic barrel.
Moley giggled before hiding again.
"Come here!" Mario said (in Scorpion's voice) lunging towards Moley who hid quickly and crashed into the stony wall while Moley giggled again.
"I got you!" SMG4 said (in Jax's voice) lunging towards Moley who hid again and his head got stuck in the ground.
Both plumbers recovered before surrounding Moley from both sides.
"Go!" Mario said (in Chris' Redfield voice).
They ran towards Moley to catch him but he hid quickly and both plumbers hit each other in the head.
"Ow my head…" SMG4 groaned.
Then Moley tosses a bomb.
"Oh my Pingas!" Mario exclaimed.
The bomb explodes in both plumbers sending them out from the cave.
Reviews
Luigi: And I thought the Monty Moles were really annoying.
Tiff: Kirby didn't have problems beating Moley.
Kirby: Poyo.
Challenge #8: Tube It or Lose It
Mario was in a red inner tube, SMG4 in a blue inner tube and Frankie the Toad in a white inner tube.
"Here we go!" Mario said.
Just then someone appears in an orange inner tube with black spikes which is driven by Chica.
"PIIIIIIZZAAAAAAA!" Chica shouted.
Then both plumbers checked inside their inner tubes and by their surprise they found pizza.
"Oh my god!" Mario exclaimed.
"Run bitch! Run!" SMG4 exclaimed in fear.
Then the three ran away while Chica was pursuing them.
"Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!" Chica was saying the same word.
The orange inner tube was pursuing them and breaking through the rocks, only Franky was safe.
"Why don't you let me die?" Franky asked.
"Mama Mia! What are we gonna do!?" Mario exclaimed.
"Just keep sliding!" SMG4 shouted.
"Hey stinky!" Mario said tossing the pizza box and Chica caught it.
"Pizza!" Chica shouted.
But when he opened the box she received a Pingas strike while Mario was laughing.
"That was so close…" SMG4 sighed.
"PIIIIIIZZAAAAAAA!" Chica shouted breaking through the trees and striking SMG4 and breaking the inner tube as SMG4 screamed.
"Keep sliding! Keep sliding!" Mario shouted.
Then he tosses multiple items at Chica like Koopa shells, banana peels and many different items, even a Cheep-Cheep which hits Chica's face, Mario watched a truck with tied metallic barrels, he pulled out a saw blade and laughed evilly, he slices the strings and the metallic barrels dropped causing Chica to brake but she crashes against the metallic barrels.
"Yes! I'm the winner!" Mario said in victory.
Reviews
Yoshi: Yoshi knows that minigame too.
Luigi: Yeah, but I don't remember an animatronic chasing them.
Sora: I think Mario overdid it with that saw blade.
Challenge #9: Balloon Busters
Mario, Luigi, SMG4, Yoshi and Peach appeared in some kind of factory with a giant red balloon. Yoshi blows the balloon one time.
"Let's go." SMG4 said (in Boss Baby's voice).
Luigi was the next one but he didn't do anything until 15 seconds passed and he blew the balloon five times.
"Okay…" Mario said weirdly.
Then Mario blows the balloon 4 times, later Peach blows the balloon three times and now it's SMG4 turn.
"Okay, I'll blow the balloon 2 times." SMG4 said in his thoughts and blew the balloon two times.
Later Yoshi blows the balloon 4 times four times as the balloon reaches the ceiling causing everyone to cover their ears, except for Luigi, now it is Luigi's turn but Luigi didn't do anything again.
"C'mon, do something!" Mario shouted.
Then Luigi blows the balloon five times again and now it's Mario's turn as Luigi was hiding behind taking shelter.
"Nonononononoonono, don't blow, don't blow!" SMG4 panicked.
Mario was sweating nervously because the balloon was reaching the limit and it could explode at any moment.
"I'll blow one time, just one time and nothing bad could happen!" Mario said and blew the balloon while everyone covered their ears.
"Phew that was really close…" SMG4 said leaning on the balloon.
Suddenly the balloon exploded blasting them off to the skies while Luigi was safe doing nothing (later minigame victory theme of Mario Party 7 plays).
Reviews
Most of the members: What!?
Caleb: Luigi won again by doing absolutely nothing.
Luigi: I can't believe that I'm the luckiest in some minigames.
Challenge #10: Punch-a-Bunch (but in the lesser time)
Mario and SMG4 were walking in a plain until a statue of Bowser dropped in the ground startling both plumbers.
"Watch this!" Mario said.
Then he summoned a blue aura around him which destroyed his entire clothes.
"ATATATATATATATATATATA!" Mario said (in Kenshiro's voice) punching Bowser's statue. "WA TAH!"
"Is that all?" SMG4 asked.
"You are already dead." Mario said (in Kenshiro's voice).
Then Bowser's statue destroyed itself as Mario ended in 7.5 seconds.
"It's my turn!" SMG4 said as another Bowser's statue dropped in front of him.
SMG4 pulled out a Rocket Launcher (from Halo series) and fired a cannon which destroyed the statue in 1 second.
"What!?" Mario exclaimed before dropping himself to the ground.
Reviews
Plucky: The technique that Mario performed was very familiar.
Buster: The sound effect from the "One Hundred Fist Rush" is very popular.
Furrball: But the Rocket Launcher was faster than the barrage of fists.
Challenge #11: Who can beat Metal Sonic (Sonic the Hedgehog 2's version)?
Mario and SMG4 appear inside the Death Egg Star where they're facing the first version of Metal Sonic.
"That would be easy." Mario said before launching fireballs but the attacks were deflected at minimum contact with the robot. "What!?"
"Watch this!" SMG4 said before pulling out a minigun and firing multiple bullets but nothing happened in Metal Sonic. "What the…!?"
"I'll try with ice!" Mario said before using an Ice Flower against Metal Sonic.
In some seconds the robot was frozen until it broke itself from the ice.
"Pow Block!" SMG4 said using a Pow Block but Metal Sonic is still unharmed.
"Take that!" Mario said tossing a pizza box which contained a Pingas strike but nothing happened.
"Bombs away!" SMG4 said (in Waluigi's voice) tossing bombs at Metal Sonic but he is still unharmed.
"Let's a go!" Mario said pulling out his hammer and bashed it against the robot.
But when the hammer hit the robot Mario was trembling while holding his hammer uncontrollably until the hammer released from Mario's grip and disintegrated on the floor.
"Mama Mia!" Mario exclaimed.
"Get ready for this!" SMG4 said before pulling out a super beam cannon.
Then he fires a huge light blue beam at Metal Sonic but nothing happens to him and SMG4 yelps in shock.
"Are you finished? Good, now it's my turn!" Metal Sonic said before realizing his Spin Attack which defeated both plumbers and says (in Shao Khan's voice). "It's official, you suck."
Reviews
Sora: I didn't know that Metal Sonic had previous versions before.
Tails: That happened before meeting Sora.
Sonic: It was when Dr. Robotnik or Eggman from the Past created the first version of Metal Sonic, but it was a piece of cake beating him.
Buster: Apparently it was easy for you but at the same time it's very hard since there aren't rings inside of the Death Egg Star.
Plucky: Sometimes the Death Egg Star reminds me a lot of the Death Star from Star Wars, also there is a secret boss called Duck Vader who is a parody of Darth Vader.
Sora: What was that?
Plucky: Nothing.
Final Challenge: Chain Chomp Chase
Mario and SMG4 were in Bomb-Omb Battlefield (from Super Mario 64), in a stony zone where there is a Chain Chomp tied to a wooden pole.
"Everything seems fine by now." SMG4 said.
"Well, I'm gonna play with Chain Chomp." Mario said.
"No, no don't do it! No! NO!" SMG4 exclaimed.
The Chain Chomp lunges barking and hitting Mario who grunted in pain.
"What is it!?" Mario growled.
"Don't go near that dog! You might release it, idiot!" SMG4 replied.
"Oh nooo." Mario said before jumping above the wooden pole. "That's no…"
"Don't go full-retard on me now!" SMG4 exclaimed.
"Fine!" Mario said.
Meanwhile, two Bomb-Ombs were watching both plumbers.
"Ohh hell no!" Bomb-Omb buddy #1 said. "They took our jobs!"
"They took his jobs!?" Bomb-Omb buddy #2 said.
"They took our jobs!" Bomb-Omb buddy #1 corrected the #2.
"Hurk-a-Durk!" Bomb-Omb buddy #2 said.
Then they prepared the cannon.
"Hello!" A fat Shy Guy greeted.
"Fire!" Bomb-Omb buddy #1 said.
The cannon fires the fat Shy Guy.
I believe I can fly!
I believe I can touch the sky!
Back with Mario.
"Oh brother… Mama Mia… Wah!" Mario exclaimed when he saw the fat Shy Guy falling down.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHH" Fat Shy Guy screamed (in Heavy's voice).
"Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit!" Mario exclaimed running away but he was stomped on by the fat Shy Guy.
SMG4 gasped before running towards the place.
"Are you ok, pole!?" SMG4 asked at the pole before turning to see the fat Shy Guy. "Thanks alot fatass!"
"This is what I do I sit on you! Sit on you! Sit on you! This is what I do! Sit on you! I sit on you! Right on your lap!" The fat Shy Guy was singing until.
"You son of a bitch!" Mario cursed while launching the fat Shy Guy into the wooden pole but…
OH CRAP! Big mistake! Chain Chomp was free, that means.
"Run bitch! Run!" SMG4 panicked before running away.
*WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? (BAHA MEN)*
"Hm?" Mario wondered before turning to see the free Chain Chomp before running away in fear.
The Chain Chomp barks before lunging and crashing on the screen and starts to pursue both plumbers who were running away.
"What's with all the scre… Oh my fucking!?" A Koopa exclaimed before being hit by the Chain Chomp driving a car.
"It's raping time!" Chain Chomp said.
Mario kept running until he found an old man.
"Get over here!" Mario said (in Scorpion's voice) grabbing the old man and launching him against the Chain Chomp.
The old man screamed before clanging against the Chain Chomp. Then Luigi came out from the warp pipe.
"Mario!" Luigi called him.
"Luigi! Move!" Mario exclaimed.
"Ain't even gon' think about it!" Luigi said.
"Bye-bye!" Mario said moving away.
Luigi saw the Chain Chomp running and Luigi screamed like a girl before being hit by the Chain Chomp. Both plumbers entered in the warp pipe, later Luigi entered too, even the Chain Chomp, the three plumbers fell into the underground while the Chain Chomp was still coming through the warp pipe.
"Oh shit!" Mario exclaimed until he heard the Toads.
"Oh! Hey, Mario!" The Toads said.
Then Mario used the Toads to seal the warp pipe but the Chain Chomp overcame them and successfully arrived outside from the warp pipe.
"Keep running! Keep running!" Mario said.
The three plumbers brought the Princess Peach with Toad and kept running away from the Chain Chomp until they arrived and exited from the castle and covered the doors with their own bodies but the Chain Chomp started to bang the doors.
"Don't let him come out!" SMG4 exclaimed.
Just then, the Chain Chomp break through the doors while launching the three plumbers and crashing in the grass, later they get up before running away from the Chain Chomp, they run everywhere, neighborhoods while the Chain Chomp was breaking fences, in the city where the Chain Chomp was causing numerous car accidents, suddenly they stopped when they saw a red light in the traffic lights.
"Why are we stopped!?" Peach asked (in Go-Go's voice).
"The light's red!" SMG4 answered (in Wasabi's voice).
"There are no red lights in a pursuit!" Peach exclaimed (in Go-Go's voice).
Then the traffic lights changed to green and they kept running away from the Chain Chomp, the group went through numerous fruit shops where Chain Chomp crashes against many fruit stands, they exited from the city and arrived into a windmill where they climbed at the top but the Chain Chomp went too fast and caused the windmill to spin nonstop and causing the axis of the blades to separate and rolling out while the group was clinging into it without releasing, the axis of the blades kept rolling until he came to the castle where launched the group inside the castle, then they quickly hid in another room.
*ENDS*
"Phew…" Mario said.
"I can't deal with this…" Peach said (in Trixie Lulamoon's voice).
"Ohh…" Luigi said before fainting.
"Mama Mia! I don't wanna die!" Mario said.
"Don't worry, only we just have to wait…" SMG4 said.
"Oh no! I forgot to turn off the stove!" Peach exclaimed.
"But what about the Chain Chomp and the spaghetti too!" Mario exclaimed but SMG4 slapped him.
"How can you think about food during a time like this!?" SMG4 exclaimed.
Suddenly they heard snoring sounds.
"Did you hear that?" Mario asked.
"Yeah, the Chain Chomp is sleeping." SMG4 said.
"This is my chance…!" Mario said.
Chain Chomp was sleeping while Mario was walking silently until he stepped a bug accidentally and caused a splat sound, the Chain Chomp woke up but Mario went behind the Chain Chomp who started to turn around but Mario keeps avoiding his sight until the Chain Chomp noticed the fridge and put a spaghetti dish inside his mouth, then Mario went to eat it but SMG4 shook his head.
"Ack! It tastes like shit!" Mario gagged.
Suddenly the Chain Chomp woke up while Mario kept eating but the Chain Chomp fired a beam from his mouth hitting Mario and came back to the room.
"Mama#$!*er!" Mario cursed.
"Ugh!" SMG4 growled.
Meanwhile, Peach and Toad were playing Super Smash Bros for Nintendo 64, and Toad who was playing as Kirby, won the battle against Peach who was playing as Samus.
"Uhh Mario, have you seen Luigi?" SMG4 asked.
"Luigi said he wanted to help, so I told him to go turn off the stove." Mario answered.
"What!?" SMG4 exclaimed.
As Mario gave the answer, Luigi was in the kitchen and turned off the stove while saving the day.
"Go Weegee! Go Weegee!" Luigi cheered in victory.
Unfortunately, the fire was in every part of the castle and he came back covered in black soot.
"Well, he's my bro and he's got nothing to do, and he was up for it!" Mario said.
"Oh, I guess that makes sense." SMG4 said sarcastically.
Then Mario tossed Luigi's body to use it as bait.
"Did the bait work!?" SMG4 asked.
"Hmm? Where'd that Chain Chomp go?" Mario wondered.
Suddenly they heard the Chain Chomp barking.
"Hey, wait… Do you hear that?" SMG4 asked.
Inside the room, Peach and Toad were now playing Mario Party 9 for Wii U, but the Chain Chomp was in the minigame and suddenly the Chain Chomp broke through the screen.
"Surprise motherfucker!" Chain Chomp said.
Peach and Toad screamed before breaking through the door with an explosion while the Chain Chomp appeared and Mario with SMG4 screamed in fear before trying to open the door but the same fat Shy Guy was blocking the door in the outside, the group was cornered by the Chain Chomp until Toadsworth appeared.
"Get out of here! I'll stop it!" Toadsworth said.
"Toadsworth!" SMG4 exclaimed.
"What're you gonna do? Throw your walking stick!" Mario exclaimed.
Toadsworth appeared wearing a Peach's dress but he put black sunglasses and then pulled out a minigun before shooting multiple bullets against the Chain Chomp which gives chance at Mario and SMG4 to escape but when they opened a door, they saw the fire.
"I'm on fire!" Toad exclaimed.
Mario, SMG4 and Peach went to another door while Toadsworth kept shooting the minigun until he ran out of bullets and Chain Chomp pulled out a gun.
"Come at me bro. You mad?" Toadsworth asked.
POW, he shoots a Dr. Eggman from his gun hitting Toadsworth.
Mario, SMG4, Peach and ironically Toad again who is not on fire, were in the corridor.
"Go on… without me…" Mario says tired.
"Okie-dokie." SMG4 said.
"You son of a bitch!" Mario exclaimed pursuing SMG4.
But suddenly, the Chain Chomp breaks through the door startling Mario and SMG4 who run away to the cellar but the Chain Chomp keeps pursuing both plumbers at Pac-Man style until he cornered both plumbers again.
"I'm sick of your shit!" Mario said before tossing a bomb.
"NO! NO DON'T DO IT! NO NO!" SMG4 exclaimed.
"I just wanted to be your friend!" Chain Chomp says sadly.
"I'm so sorry!" SMG4 said.
"I don't give a fuck!" Mario said cursing.
The bomb exploded sending the Chain Chomp far away from the castle back to the Bomb-Omb Battlefield where the red Bomb-Omb war mourning Chain Chomp.
"They took his dog!" Bomb-Omb #1 said.
"They bawkhidawsgs!" Bomb-Omb #2 said.
Suddenly the Chain Chomp appeared falling down and stomped above the red Bomb-Omb.
"Holy fuck!" Bomb-Omb #1 said.
"Duck-e-durgge!" Bomb-Omb #2 said.
Back in the castle, Mario chuckled in victory.
"Oh yeah!" Mario said.
But the castle was in flames and destroying itself.
Reviews
Caleb: I never thought a Chain Chomp could cause so much destruction.
Mario: I just stomped above the wooden pole and the Chain Chomp was free as a butterfly, he opened the cage, I got the star and nothing bad happened.
Luigi: Normally the Chain Chomps are harmless in the minigames.
Pinkie Pie (sniffling): Even so, I feel bad for the Chain Chomp, he just wanted to have friends.
Fluttershy (tears in her eyes): I feel bad for him too.