A hand appeared and wrote "SMG4 Productions".
Princess' Peach Castle
Inside the castle, Mario was watching a video where Ridley landed in the ground before roaring, just then Pichu appeared and smiled while moving his tiny arms, Ridley grabbed Pichu who tried to reach him, the Space Pirate watched his surroundings before putting Pichu in the ground and started to pet, King K. Rool appeared watching the scene but Ridley roared startling the alligator who ran away.
"Hey, Mario!" SMG4 said opening the door.
"AHH!" Mario yelped before recomposing himself. "SMG4, how many times do I have to tell you to knock on the door first?"
"Sorry, but our fans are ready to watch the next War of Fat Italians." SMG4 said.
"Oh… alright." Mario said.
Challenge #1: Who can beat more Keese (from LOZ: Breath of the Wild)
Mario and SMG4 appeared in the plains of Hyrule, it was night and a horde of Keese was flying above them.
"Here we go!" Mario said before performing his attack which defeated numerous Keese.
He managed to defeat 32 Keese.
"Now it's my turn." SMG4 said before pulling out a Lynel's bow with explosive arrows.
Another horde of Keese was getting closer but Mario launched an explosive arrow which split into five and exploded against the horde of Keese.
He managed to defeat 124 Keese and won the challenge.
Reviews
Link: Those were many Keese.
Proxi: Normally they usually appear in the caves.
Challenge #2: Who can complete the SNES Mario Circuit in less time?
Mario and SMG4 appeared in a familiar circuit for Mario.
"Hey, I know this circuit." Mario said.
SMG4 was riding a bike and went through the course while performing many drifts to gain extra speed until completing the final lap in 1:19.63 minute.
"Let's a go!" Mario said.
Mario was riding a kart but he pulled out a golden mushroom to gain a lot of speed infinitely, even in the dirt until completing the final lap in 45 seconds.
"Yes, I'm the winner!" Mario said.
"What the fuck!?" SMG4 exclaimed.
Reviews
Luigi: The circuit seemed very easy.
Yoshi: But that Mario cheated by using a golden mushroom.
Sora: I don't see why use shortcuts like that.
Challenge #3: Survive at Rarity whining
Mario and SMG4 were in a cave where Rarity was carrying a minecart with a lot of jewels, but the marshmallow unicorn was complaining.
"Oh water, oh water, I'm terribly thirsty." Rarity demanded. "Could I please have some water?"
Both plumbers have one twitching and covering their ears from Rarity's talking.
"Be quiet, pony!" SMG4 snapped (in Spot's voice).
"And that's another thing." Rarity added indignantly, "I would appreciate if you stopped calling me "pony". I am a lady and I wish to be addressed as such. So you may call me "Miss" or "Rarity" or "Miss Rarity"."
"Enough! Your whining!" Mario says irritatedly (in Rover's voice). "It-it-it hurts!"
"Whining!" Rarity exclaimed. "I am not whining. I am complaining. Do you want to hear whining? Thiiiss iiis whiiining! Oooh, this harness is too tiiight! It's going to be a chafe. Can't you loosen it? Oooh, it hurts and it's sooo ruuusty! Why didn't you clean it first? It's gonna leave a staaain! And the wagon's getting heeeavy. Why do I have to pull it?!"
By now Rarity's rants were becoming unbearable. Even SMG4 had to dive his own head to the ground while Mario was slamming his head against a wall trying to not hear Rarity's voice.
"Aaah!" Mario screamed (in Spot's voice). "Make it stop!"
"Stop whining!" SMG4 bellowed (in Rover's voice).
"But I thought you wanted whiiining!" Rarity ranted dramatically.
"ARGH! I can't take this anymore!" Mario shouted before shooting himself.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!" Rarity screamed at her sight of someone suiciding.
"I guess I won…" SMG4 said.
Reviews
Raye: And I thought Serena was the only drama queen.
Serena (offended): Hey!
Aria: That must be how Rarity managed to escape from the Diamond Dogs.
Challenge #4: Merry Poppings
Mario and SMG4 appeared above the clouds, both plumbers suspended in the sky by the strings of 30 balloons.
"Start!" Mario Party 5 minigames' announcer said.
Then SMG4 shoots blowguns against Mario's balloons, but the red plumber pulls out a Rocket Launcher and shoots a rocket which explodes all SMG4's balloons.
"Finish!" Mario Party 5 minigames' announcer said.
"YAA-HOO-HOO-HOOEEE!" SMG4 screamed before falling through the clouds.
"Yes, I'm the winner." Mario said.
Reviews
Yoshi: Mario overdid it again.
Luigi: Normally we always play the minigames while following their rules.
Goofy: Gawrsh, why do I have the feeling about something familiar?
Donald: It's about the scream.
Goofy: The minigame's game.
Buster: Its name is a pun on the name of Mary Poppins.
Mickey: We have some penguins from the same movie working in House of Mouse.
Plucky: Daffy Duck told me that he met those penguins too one day after Marvin Acme's death last night.
Challenge #5: Who can beat Plasma Wisp?
Mario and SMG4 were in Dreamland facing a creature mainly composed of a glowing mass of green plasma and has two floating, glove-like hands with five fingers each.
"Let's a go!" Mario said before launching a flying kick but he electrocuted himself and was sent to crash against a tree.
"My turn!" SMG4 said.
The Plasma Wisp shoots plasma arrows but the blue plumber manages to dodge them in slow motion and sends a karate chop against the Plasma Wisp but he electrocutes himself too and is sent to crash against a rock.
"Oh my head…" Mario groaned.
Both plumbers got up but the Plasma Wisp charged enough energy before sending a Plasma Wave Full Charge going towards both plumbers.
"Son of a…!" SMG4 cursed before receiving the attack which caused a huge explosion.
Reviews
Ash: They electrocuted themselves.
Meta Knight: Fight against a Plasma Wisp in hand to hand combat is dangerous because you can electrocute yourself.
Plucky: It's something like Static's ability from the Pokémon.
Pikachu: Yeah.
Challenge #6: Defeat a Warden
Mario and SMG4 appeared in a biome called Deep Dark which is a dark forest underground.
"Ok… this environment looks so creepy." SMG4 said nervously.
Just then a cyan glowing creature with two moose-like horns appeared and roared at both plumbers causing them to scream before running away, they kept running until they hid behind a pillar, SMG4 was hyperventilating until Mario covered his mouth.
"What the fuck is that thing…!?" SMG4 asked.
"That must be the Warden mentioned in the challenge…!" Mario answered.
"Go first to see if the Warden disappeared…!" SMG4 said.
"No, you go first…!" Mario said.
"I told you, go first…!" SMG4 insisted.
"No, we'll go together…!" Mario agreed.
Then they checked out from the pillar and the Warden was gone, they sighed in relief but they soon realized that the challenge was not over yet.
"Just walk slowly and quietly…" Mario said.
Both plumbers were tiptoeing but suddenly another Warden emerged from the ground scaring them both to death, only SMG4's spirit came out from his body while only Mario hid behind another pillar.
"Damn it!" SMG4 exclaimed because he was the one who fell first.
Mario was walking forwards until he touched a weird block which produced a weird sound, then the Warden roared at the red plumber.
"Mama Mia!" Mario exclaimed before running away in fear.
He kept running until he hid inside a chamber while the Warden kept searching for the red plumber who walked slowly and quietly and opened a chest, but Mario realized about the sound and abruptly closes the chest, then the Warden heard the sound and entered inside the chamber causing the plumber to run away, he tosses a candle to distract the Warden but he opened the chest waiting to find something useful but he only found a book, a stick and a candle.
"Mama#$*er!" Mario cursed but he yelped when the Warden charged at him but Mario kept running away from the monster.
Mario found a path without exit.
"Oh no!" Mario exclaimed.
Then he saw a hole in the ground and decided to crawl to enter through the hole. However, the Warden punches through the blocks and Mario manages to hide behind another pillar. The Warden kept searching for the plumber while Mario was holding his breath but suddenly he felt a sneeze coming and did his best to hold it and it came out a slight sneeze.
"Phew…" Mario sighed in relief, much quieter possible.
Suddenly Mario felt a Sonic Boom attack which was sent from the Warden which sent Mario screaming to crash against the wall and followed by gravel blocks falling from the ceiling which stomped the red plumber.
Reviews
Sora: What is that creature?
Izzy: I don't know, but apparently the creature is blind but has a good sense of hearing.
Kari (shivering in fear): That was very scary…
TK (likewise): It appeared from the ground like a scary movie…
Steve searches in a book until he finds the name of the creature.
Warden, a hostile monster summoned by sculk shriekers in deep dark biomes. It has high health and deals the highest melee damage of all monsters. It can also fire ranged sonic boom attacks that bypass blocks and almost all damage-reducing items, including enchanted armor. The Warden is completely blind and relies on vibrations and its sense of smell to detect anyone and monsters to attack.
Challenge #7: Who can hold pizza the longest while fighting off Chica?
"Pizza! Pizza who! Pizza the heck out of me!" Mario said but SMG4 punched him.
Later both plumbers appeared inside a building.
"Wahoo! I'm the winner!" Mario said.
Suddenly they heard an explosion and Chica came out holding an assault rifle.
"PIIIIIZZAAAAAAA!" Chica shouted.
Mario screamed in fear before he and SMG4 ran away.
"Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!" Chica was saying while launching fire from the assault rifle.
Mario was hidden somewhere.
"Mama-Mia! What do I do?" Mario asked himself before getting an idea before facing Chica. "Hey stinky!"
He tossed the pizza to her.
"PIIIIIZZAAAAAAA!" Chica shouted.
She opened the box but she received a Pingas Punch and knocked her out while Mario managed to escape and laughed too with the true pizza in his hands. Now speaking of SMG4, he was safe in another part.
"Oh god! Ok… I think I'm safe here…" SMG4 said.
"Pizza…" He heard a familiar voice.
Then SMG4 turned to see Chica standing above the glass before breaking through it but SMG4 ran away.
"PIIIIIZZAAAAAAA!" Chica shouted.
SMG4 went to the second floor but Chica was pursuing him.
"Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!" Chica was saying while SMG4 yelped before jumping to the other side of the floor.
He believes he can fly but nope and crashes to the ground.
"Pizza!" Chica said.
SMG4 screamed before tossing the pizza to her.
"Mama Mia!" Mario exclaimed before going inside of a vending machine.
Unfortunately, Chica noticed Mario and the pizza inside the vending machine.
"Pizza? Pizza." Chica said.
Mario screamed in fear.
"Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!" Chica was saying while hitting the buttons of the vending machine.
After hitting the buttons many times, Mario and the pizza were sent out from the vending machine.
"Pizza…" Chica said before opening the pizza box but it was empty.
Mario got up before burping.
"Yummy…" Mario said.
Apparently he ate the pizza which was a big mistake, because Chica started to slaughter the red plumber who was screaming in pain.
Reviews
Raphael: What was that?
Leonardo: I have no idea.
Michelangelo: It seemed like she was crazy about pizza.
Donatello: She is an animatronic who loves to eat pizza.
Challenge #8: Who can survive against the fall of the moon?
Mario and Luigi were in Termina Field facing Toon Link who played "Moon's Song" with a flute (up, down, right, up, down, right), then Toon Link ran away in fear much for the confusion of both plumbers.
"Huh?" Mario wondered.
"Uh-oh…" SMG4 gulped seeing the moon with the creepiest face falling down while Mario screamed (in Squidward's voice).
The moon's impact had a meteor-like effect when it crashed to the ground and caused a huge explosion that destroyed everything in its path.
Reviews
Lillie and Fluttershy: Oh my…
Ashido and Pinkie Pie: Oh dear…
Rarity: My sleep won't be pleasant tonight after seeing that face.
Serena: I'm wondering the same.
Chapter #9: One shall stand (beat Optimus Prime)
Mario and SMG4 were in the street (arena from Mortal Kombat 3) facing the leader of the Aubotos, Optimus Prime.
"Let's do this!" SMG4 said before punching the Autobot but he hurt his own fist.
"My turn!" Mario said sending a flying kick but he broke his own leg before yelling (in Deadpool's voice. "Canada!"
"I do not wish to fight you, but I must fight for the sake of the Earth." Optimus said.
Optimus transformed into a truck who crushed both plumbers.
"We're okay." Both plumbers groaned painfully.
Just then the truck loading appeared, crushing both plumbers a second time.
"Brutality." Mortal Kombat III's announcer said.
Reviews
Ironhide: That was easy.
Pinkie: Optimus was bigger than them.
Spike (dragon): The size was very important for the battle.
Final Challenge: A spaghetti eating contest
Mario was excited for the victory.
"AHH DAMN IT!" SMG4 exclaimed.
Both plumbers stared at each other.
"Give up, you're not match for me!" Mario said.
"I'm not going to lose to you this week!" SMG4 said.
Xboxfan was holding the microphone.
"The last one…!" He said but he was hit by a rock.
Both plumbers started to eat spaghetti nonstop but Mario was having the advantage.
"Dang it! It's no use! He's too fast. I need to use more fast methods." SMG4 said.
Then he uses a vacuum cleaner.
"Hey!" Mario said.
"It's not cheating! It's cleaning!" SMG4 said.
Suddenly Mario tosses a Toad which turned off the vacuum cleaner and the red plumber laughed but SMG4 tossed the vacuum cleaner against Mario who growled in answer before launching himself against SMG4 and punched each other nonstop.
"Goddammit! Ok, that's it! We're changing the challenge!" Xboxfan said before pulling out a control.
"Poing!" Mario said snatching the control.
"Hey!" Xboxfan called.
Then Mario pushed the button which changed the challenge.
Survive the Shrekkening
"Mama Mia!" Mario said.
Suddenly SMG4 felt a fart explosion.
"What are you doing in my swamp!?" A familiar iconic voice asked.
"Yahoo!" Mario said before pushing the button again.
Twerk Dat Ass!
Wario was launched against SMG4.
"Beautiful!" Wario said but SMG4 crouched to dodge the attack.
"You son of a bitch!" SMG4 cursed before kicking Mario and snatching the control before pushing the button.
The Toad Survival Island
"What!?" SMG4 exclaimed.
Suddenly both plumbers appeared in an island of crazy and excited Toads for both plumbers' dismay and were driving them crazy until SMG4 pushed the button again to change the challenge.
Epic Space Battle
SMG4 pushed the button again.
Survive Bowser reading JB Magz
Mario fainted after seeing Bowser reading a magazine, but he recovered before charging towards SMG4 but SMG4 pushed the button again.
See who could survive the longest against an army of Teletubbies and Toads
An army of Toads and Teletubbies appeared and stomped Mario while SMG4 pushed the button again.
Dance Off
SMG4, the Toads and Teletubbies were dancing Thriller until a Thwomp squashed the group.
"No!" Mario said before pulling out another control to change the challenge.
A contest to see who can 360 quickscope better
Mario pulled out a sniper rifle before shooting a bullet towards SMG4 but he managed to dodge it in slow motion before changing the challenge again.
Bathtub slide
SMG4 appears sliding with a bathtub but Mario changed the challenge again.
Build a naked Toad!
"Oh, hey Mario!" A Toad said.
"Fuck!" Mario cursed before being crashed by SMG4.
"Finally, my turn to win has come!" SMG4 said.
Mario yelped before pushing the button.
Super Smash Bros
They appeared in Mushroom Kingdom made of 8-bit.
"Huh, what!? Where am I?" SMG4 asked.
"Wa-hohoo! I'm gonna get you!" Mario said.
"Oh shit!" SMG4 cursed.
"Mario!" Luigi called him.
"Luigi! No!" Mario said before trying to rescue him.
But he shoots a fireball causing Luigi to fall to the void.
"Yahoo, wahoo, yeah!" Mario said in victory.
"No fair! I don't have any moves!" SMG4 exclaimed.
"C'mon!" Mario said coming towards SMG4 but he punched him and changed the challenge again.
Weegee Boss Incoming
Both plumbers appeared in Final Destination facing a giant Weegee but they run away from Weegee.
"Why is there a giant angry Luigi! What's happening?" SMG4 asked.
"I have no idea!" Mario replied.
Weegee pulled out an assault rifle before charging and shoots bullets which hits SMG4.
"Holy crap! Look out!" SMG4 exclaimed.
Weegee appears walking on the other side but Mario was lucky to dodge the attack. Unfortunately, SMG4 received the kick from Weegee.
"Mario, I'm useless! Take this Power-Up!" SMG4 said before giving a golden mushroom to Mario.
Weegee charges again but both plumbers dodged, Weegee summoned Chimera (from Earthbound 2 for GBA) before ramming against SMG4 and Mario managed to punch Weegee several times but Weegee body slammed against Mario, SMG4 climbed on Weegee.
"I got this!" SMG4 said.
"Wah!" Weegee yelped before shaking off SMG4 from his body.
Later SMG4 changed the dimension before performing his flying attack (the one from Master Hand) which hits Mario.
"What the fuck is that!?" SMG4 asked.
Then Weegee summoned a black hole which sucked Mario away from the battle, SMG4 was now alone and Weegee danced above the blue plumber stomping him in the process.
"NO! I can't lose!" SMG4 said.
Then SMG4 charges energy.
"Kamehame…" SMG4 said (in Goku's voice).
"Waluigi…!" Waluigi said.
"Run bitch, run!"
Weegee ran away in panic but SMG4 launched Waluigi who crashed against Weegee and defeated him too and as reward, he got a Weegee Board. Both plumbers returned back to the castle after defeating the giant Weegee.
"I'm so sorry Mario! For all the fighting!" SMG4 said apologizing.
"Somewhere deep down in my heart, I still love you!" Mario said tearfully.
Then both plumbers sobbed nonstop until they recomposed themselves.
"C'mon buddy! Brofist me up!" SMG4 said.
But Xboxfan pushed the button preparing the challenge.
A spaghetti eating contest
Mario punched SMG4.
"SIKE!" Mario said before laughing.
"You son of a bitch!" SMG4 cursed.
Both plumbers continued in the Spaghetti Eating Contest.
"Finished!/I got it!" Mario and SMG4 said in victory.
"Woohoo!" Xboxfan said sarcastically.
Reviews
Caleb: Oh, not this again…
Wakko: Once again they messed up with the rules.
Yakko: Well, that's their dimension.