Zexion woke up in a dark place almost void of light and depth except for one glowing object that stood erect in the center of the darkness. A whisper could be heard throughout the darkened realm. First, he thought it was the realm of darkness. But he had walked through the realm of darkness once before and it looked nothing like this plus where were all the heartless if it was. Then he thought if not the realm of darkness then, where am I? he got up to start walking toward the only thing he could see as he did the whisper became more clear. It was giving a single instruction over and over.
"break it", the disembodied voice whispered.
Zexion got close enough to see the thing in its glory. It was a gross looking protrusion that sat in the ground. The whispering voice got impatient and said demanding to break it. Zexion didn't know how or what to break the damned thing with. He thought to call upon his lexicon. But instead of his book a large club like stick came to his hand. It looked claw shape at the top but felt like it had the weight and tegrity to hold in combat. He swung at the thing with the club and it started to crack. Again, he took another swing and the thing burst like it had something inside of it. The things that came out shocked Zexion and slightly scared. What emerged were these blob-like things that were mostly blue with green and yellow mixed in. He fell back bracing himself for what was to come. The voice stopped giving command and all he could hear was the blobs rush by him. After a minute or so of bracing for the worst while still shaking he slowly dropped his arms from his face. They were not attacking him; he was baffled at these things however after he got over the second shock Zexion got up and started to get irritated with how close they got to him in the poorly illuminated darkness. He made warnings but to no heed. He called upon the club again and whacked at them, destroying them. After destroying some of the blobs a bright light filled the realm.
"Tak, great and… Wait you're not Tak", said the voice from earlier.
"Err... who are you! Where am I! and damn it, you'll force me to fade back to the darkness if you don't cut that light out", Zexion barked lowering his hand and arm from his eyes as the light adjusted.
"Where's Tak", said a swirling orb of yellows and greens.
"How about where am I and who are you get answered first! Cause I don't know of any Tak", demanded Zexion. The orb cleared its throat.
"Very well. I am the dream Juju, and this is the Dream World Tak has been here many times before and maybe even you, but I was kind of hopping I could call Tak for this purpose, but I guess you'll have to do. Err… um", the Dream Juju stopped.
"Zexion. My name is Zexion I am number six of Organization Thirteen my title, Cloaked Schemer", He said as if he's done it redundantly.
"Yes, well I'll continue. Several days travel from here is a princess who's been curly imprisoned within a dark and terrifying castle. She is held captive by the dream guardian. Who wields the power of the staff of dreams. And if you should save her from her plight happiness shall be restored to her kingdom and the powers of evil shall be forever diminished. What say you Cloaked Schemer of Organization Thirteen shall you bring your wit, your strength to bare on this sacred mission", monologue the Juju.
Zexion put his hand to his chin then thought to himself for a few seconds then retorted
"Na don't feel like it", he said turning his back on the Juju orb.
"No-n-no wait you're not supposed to do that get back here", it said catching up with Zexion.
It came back into Zexion's view to talk to him.
"Maybe you don't understand boy! Let me run through it again. Several days travel from here is a beautiful princess who…", they were cut off by Zexion.
"Yeah, yeah save the princess from the tower bit. You have no idea how many stories I've read and wet dreams I've had about that. What's the point I'm going to wake up with a pitched tent and nothing but some porn and some lotion to sooth this nobody's aching desires.", Zexion droned.
The Juju was silent for Zexion who made the subject dark and uncomfortable fast. "Err… well… If you do not except this challenge you will never wake up again", the Juju said with urgency.
"You know my boss Xemnas just used that line on me a few days ago. Though he worded it different, but it had the same meaning. Alright fine where's this princess", Zexion complied. He spun around to start out, but the orb flashed around again to stop him in his tracks.
"Not so fast Zexion the Dream World is very new to you and you'll need training before you can save her. Now then pay attention", said the juju.