Quick note. Endo 02 only speaks in a blank way. He raps and sings normally. Oh and I suck at writing raps so sorry this is so bad. Also this will have frequent lyric changes so it sounds better.

Epic Rap Battle of the Pizzeria

Endo 01: Now remember this is a rap battle. Not a kill fest. So no swearing or nasty gestures. Or weapons. *looks at Endo 02* That means you Azzy.

Endo 02: *Annoyed* Fine. *drops knives, chainsaws, spatula, frying pan, cooking pot, other kitchen items, flashlight, Endo 01's tools and toolbox, the other characters weapons, cannon and machete*

Endo 01: All of them Azzy. And I mean every last one.

Endo 02: Alright I'll drop 'em. *Drops Burnt Knife on the ground* That's all of them.

Freddy: Where did he get them all?

Jeremy: It better be.

Endo 01: Drop the flashlight Jeremy.

Jeremy: Ok. *Drops flashlight* Drop the ice cream.

Endo 02: No. It's not a weapon and a little girl who was terrified of me gave it to me and I'm not letting it melt on the floor.

Endo 01: Hand it to me.

Endo 02: *Hands over ice cream*

Endo 01: Now that's settled any rule breaking will cause you to stabbed by me. And I won't be gentle. Ahem. Freddy?

Freddy: ERIC RAP BATTLE OF THE PIZZERIA! Endo 02 vs Jeremy Fitzgerald! Begin!

Jeremy: Listen up skeleton you won't win this fight. I'm gonna take you down just like Batman the Dark Knight. I work from 12 to 6 with cameras in every room, so don't even kill anyone unless you want to meet your doom. Don't even try to hurt me even if you get the chance, I'm the nightguard who will crush you like a broken little ant. You wanna take me in this battle then I hope you have some tricks 'cause you'll never defeat me you blunt, emotionless prick!

Endo 02: *Looks ready to kill then smiles* Oh it's on Nightguard.

Audience (The Gang, The Toys, The Nightguards, The Siblings, The Children, The Adults, My Friends, Readers, P.M.'s and Reviewers): Ohhhh!

Endo 01: And it was at this moment Jeremy knew HE! SCREWED! UP!

Endo 02: You really want to threaten me then pick up a dictionary, because your threats they don't even sound remotely scary. You shouldn't tell secrets just to get the upper hand because who knows fate might have a sadistic twisted plan. You want to see me scrapped but always say that your right, while I'm not a good guy either I admit that it's true at least I said something about it unlike you.

Jeremy: Fine I'm not good but nobody is. You can't hold that against me it makes no freakin' sense. Pinning my bad wishes is silly but then again you have twisted ideas so I guess it just depends. Yanderes are psychotic, lovesick and crazy but then again so are you so it's ok maybe? You need to back off Marionette is mine and if she's not she's Springtrap's and I think that's fine. So go ahead counter this, I know that you won't try.

Endo 02: Stay away from her Jeremy your treading on thin ice. You already have a girlfriend so start playing nice! And if she doesn't love me fine. I know what to do. I can always pull a few strings that I know will change her mind. She's still my senpai and only mine. You can win this battle and claim her as a prize but you don't truly love her so doing that is unwise. Leave her out of this if you want any chance.

Jeremy: I have one already.

Endo 02: Then grab a weapon. *picks up Burnt Knife* Let's dance.

Endo 01: *stabs Endo 02 with screwdriver* I said no weapons!

Endo 02: Sorry.

Jeremy: Oh please don't pretend I'd win within seconds. Your threat is so much weaker than I expected.

Endo 02: Then you you have low expectations.

Jeremy: Just leave this fight I doubt Marionette would care. She hates you already so put your servos in the air. And say you surrender because we know this is true, my words are like knives that are cutting straight through you. You're a thorn in her side so just go and die. I think she'd appreciate it you delusional pie.

Freddy: What the heck kind of insult is that?

Endo 02: A weak one.

Endo 02: You want to continue this battle I think it's alright. But you know you should quit before you get hurt tonight. I don't care what you say, you can insult me and scream that you won this fight, but that's only in your mind so pleasant dreams and goodnight! You want to win this battle well here's a piece of advice, leave my senpai out of this unless you want another bite!

Freddy: Who won? Who's next? You decide! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE PIZZERA! The end.