Captain Toad was farting since he noted that his fellow Toad Brigade pooters weren't able to catch up to him. "Hey! How come you guys don't want to follow me this fast?"
"Well we're just..." The farting Yellow Toad yawned upon making a mess in his pooped pants. "...too tired to be exhausted anymore by your treasure tracking Craptain."
"That's Braptain to you fart face!" Captain Toad snapped for he pulled out a mega turnip and ate it since he became huge and started farting on his fellow farters since the methane making mushroom man was quite mad that the others weren't following his lead. "Honestly if you're not gonna commit to the bit then just go back in that annoying warp portal nearby!"