"I left you for five minutes.." Lars stated flatly, looking at Arthur with a look that was a mix of 'you've got to be kidding me.' And 'this would be hilarious if I didn't have to pay money for it.'
"Yea five fucking minutes you can say that again!" Arthur yells as he tries desperately to extinguish the growing fire that has its origins in the stove. Lars sighs, and calmly walks out of the kitchen to get the fire extinguisher.
"Stop panicking." He says, voice flat as ever before using the fire extinguisher for its intended purpose. "You're never allowed in the kitchen again."