Once again, Sasaki is my boo and I love him. Everything else is not mine ;-;


-Chapter 5: I'm Trying But They're Hot-

Glasses really give a person a sense of power. Like, I was ignored the entire day and I was fine. I could finally see the blackboard and was busy trying to take notes from what I remembered of the previous lesson. "We'll be having a test in a few days so make sure to study." A collective groan rang through the class and I was one of those people. After talking with Haruhi the other day about what tests were like, I didn't feel ready for a test so early in the school year.

Collecting my things as the dismissal bell rang, I wandered out of the classroom, not really thinking of anything in particular until two sets of arms grabbed me and we flew through a set of doors. They stopped and dropped me at someone's feet, I fell to my knees and clutched at my chest, trying to get my breathing back under control. Fixing my glasses, I looked up to see the megane staring down at me, a reflection on his glasses making it hard to see his eyes. Taking in his whole form. My face began to turn red as I realized he didn't have his shirt on. "Dammit, he's hot!" I thought to myself.

"You're late, Junzo-san," he remarked. "You might have to pay us more for losing money and wasting time." He was upset with me. Not angry, but there were feelings of… something. I wasn't sure what it was. But kneeling there on the floor, I looked down and squeezed my eyes shut again, bracing for the slap.

A moment passed. I felt warm fingers touch my chin and lift my head up to make contact with his face, glasses still covering his eyes. "You should hurry up and change. Don't want to waste anymore time now, do we?" He smirked a bit as I tried scooting away from his touch and scrambled to get on my feet again. I dashed behind a curtain and tried to calm my heart that was beating quickly in my chest.

"Oh, mon Ami, do you think having a girl as a host will be a good idea?" Tamaki asked. "It'll be interesting to see how it turns out, but I'm sure the club will profit from her. Besides, how else can she pay off her debt? She's just like Haruhi." The megane replied.

Something felt wrong. I turned around and noticed a looming figure of someone behind me. I squeaked out a sorry and tried to move, but my body felt frozen in place. He gave me a soft smile and picked me up bridal style, carrying me out of the changing room and towards an open one. Hearing snickers behind me, I noticed the twins chuckling at my situation and I glared at them, giving them my pinky, silently saying "fuck you".

The tall student placed me down gently on a bench in the changing room and gave me a pat on the head. "Thank you... Er..." I trailed off, realizing I didn't know his name. "Mori," he said in a deep voice. "Ah! Thank you Mori-senpai!" I gave him a slight smile and sighed in relief as he left the room. Dammit! Both he and the megane are hot! I'm sure the twins and Tamai are as well! But, does that mean I'm gay? Or a girl in a guy's body who's straight?

"Now that you're a member of the host club, we have to give you a type!" proclaimed Tamaki, pointing a finger at me. "T-type?" I asked, tilting my head to the side. "Yes! Everyone here at the host club has a type! Let me show you!". He guided a hand onto my back and I flinched a bit as he guided me towards each host. "Honey-senpai is the boy Lolita. He likes sweets and cute things. Mori-senpai is the wild type, Haruhi is the natural, the twins are the devilish type, my mon ami is the cool type, and I, Tamaki, am the princely type!" He knelt on the ground and held out a rose to me, like a prince processing his love. My eyes widened at this new situation I was put in and covered my face in my hands, blushing a bit. Dammit, why are they all so goddamn hot? Maybe I was gay. I mean, I am a guy now, am I not? Might as well accept it, boy or not, I like guys.

Meanwhile, the twins had been circling me around, thinking as to what type I would be. "Hmm, we're not sure boss." "We still don't know her well enough to define her type yet." I eyed the twins as they stopped circling and Mori-senpai came up to me, Honey-senpai clinging onto his back, his pink stuffed rabbit in one hand. "Maybe we can let the guests decide, right Takashi?" "Mm." The tall student nodded his head once and I suddenly heard a book snap shut. Turning to the sound, I saw the megane push his glasses up and say, "Well then. We'll let the guests decide her type. Places people! We'll be opening shortly." and he began to walk away. So we have Tamaki, Mori, Honey, Hikaru, Kaoru, Haruhi, and... Huh. I still don't know his name. Should probably get it for future reference. I scrambled over to where the hosts were getting into position. "Junzo-san, stand here." He placed me right in front of him, yet behind Tamaki. I started feeling my face get red again, what with all the hot guys around me and my hormones just thinking "daaaaaammmmmm". "Oh, senpai, I still don't have your name, do you mind me asking what it is?" I asked him and I could feel him smirk on my back. "Certainly," he replied. "It's K-" "Welcome!" cried the rest of the Host Club. For all that is holy, will I ever find out his name? Hopefully soon, so I don't keep on calling him "Senpai".

Tamaki clapped his hands together three times as the female students began strolling into the room. "Ladies! I'd like to introduce you all to the newest member of our club: Sasaki-chan!". All the girls began talking about me- the new topic of this week. "Now, we hosts are in need of your help! You see, we don't have a type for Sasaki-chan yet, and wanted you to give us your feedback on what type you think she would fit! If you request Sasaki, please write down what you think and hand in the submissions to our club vice-president!". And with that, he smiled one more time before heading off to a group of girls.

A girl came up to me and led me over to a chair. I didn't look directly into her eyes and bit my lip, feeling shy. She started talking to me, "I think it's great that the club will be having a girl host! It'll be a cool change!" She smiled sweetly at me and I looked up at her, brushing my hair out of my eyes and gulped once before smiling shyly at her. "Yeah," I said. "Aww! You're so shy! Maybe they should make you the shy one!" And the rest of the day continued like that. I talked one-on-one to a bunch of girls and had to loosen my tie, kicking back a bit and getting comfy on the sofa.

After the club had ended, I was feeling hungry from forgetting lunch again; scanning the room for anything edible. Seeing a piece of food, I quickly walked over, sat down in front of it, and didn't notice the queer looks I was getting from the rest of the club. Until I had savored my first bite of what Honey-senpai seemed to devour all the time. "Uhm, did you like the cake Sasa-chan?" I paused staring at the contents on my fork and thought out loud, "So this is cake. Huh. Amazing!" and smiled, taking another bite from it. "Junzo-chan, you know that someone had already touched that cake?" Said the glasses man who started with a 'K'. I paused again, pondering the thought. Shrugging my shoulder I devoured the rest of the cake as the hosts just watched in silence and shock. I had been hungry in my life too many times to let food go to waste, even if it was already touched. My mother and I used to dig out of garbage and alleys for food so this wasn't a big deal to me. In fact, it felt like I had hit the jackpot! In my past life, if you didn't find scraps, you went hungry that night and for several nights until your next meal. "It's good food," I told them, wiping my mouth on a napkin. "Don't want it to go to waste." I sighed happily at trying this newfound cake substance and found I really enjoyed it. By this point, Tamaki was in total shock at what I had done. If this had been an anime, I'm sure his entire body would have been stone white. "Aside from that, the guests managed to give you your new type, Junzo-chan. It appears that a majority of your guests thought you would make a good 'Innocent Type'." I smiled and nodded at him, feeling cheerful after that leftover cake.