Po Xiao Ping

"Wow! Now THAT was Awesome! I've faced a TON of dangerous foes and came out on top in any way that I could, either alone or with the Furious Five and Master Shifu and to be honest, I think Brainiac makes Tai Lung, Shen, and even Kai looks like ants due to not just his bodacious strength but also how incredibly smart he is.

When he began to lay waste to the Valley of Peace and not just that but some parts of China with his metallic warriors, they killed many citizens by the time me, Shifu, and the Five got to the center of the attack while both my dads evacuated the surviving citizens away with the help of the other surviving pandas.

We tried to fight them off as best we could but it was like fighting a swarm of bees in its nest, so we decided to split up to cover more ground and try to stop them that way.

Long story short, it didn't work out so well.

I made my way to Chorh-Gom Prison with Brainiac also attacked, it was a war zone in there too as many of the criminals were either fighting for their lives, trying to run to safety or being slaughtered right in front of my eyes.

And to be honest, I was kinda content with letting them get slaughtered as they were criminals.

But once I banished that particular and rather sadistic thought from my head, I fought my way through many of Brainiac's drones in order to help the prisoners.

With my help, the surviving criminals decided "Better to help you than die to that maniac" so we chose to work with me so that Brainiac didn't kill them yet. So I decided to regroup back at the Jade Palace with the others... if it was still even there and if they were still alive by the time we got back.

By the time we got back to the Valley, most of it was in ruins as there was fire everywhere and the destruction was at it's maximum.

The Jade Palace was in even worse shape than when Kai attacked it, and by that I mean that there was a large pile of rubble that was once the Jade Palace in it's destroyed state.

Luckily, Mantis (who was playing dead when the Palace got torn up) found us and told to come with him to the secret panda village that my real dad took me too.

Making it there, everyone that was still alive, including Shifu (Who brought along some old and downright awesome masters like Master Mouse, Master Spider, and Master Chicken) began to think up a plan as we didn't know how long it was going to be before Brainiac showed up there.

It took two weeks. Two long, focus, limit pushing weeks but it was worth it as once we came up with a plan that was so crazy that there was a fifty-fifty percent chance of it either succeeding or failing.

My kind of odds.

One day, Brainiac's ship appeared just outside the village and was beaming down an army of drones for us to face.

With the army advancing, it was go time!

With Shifu leading the charge against , my role was stopping Brainiac and his drones would fall as well...

And while it was awesome facing an armored general, it was incredibly painful and exhausting while I did it. Like seriously, I think I broke both my arms and my legs from kicking the teeth out of his mouth and attacking his armor which had these tentacles sprouting from the back, which made the fight even more awesome yet even more difficult. Heck, my insides are still internally hurting from how many blows I took from him as well.

Once I knocked Brainiac out, a couple of guards from Chorh-Gom arrived just I managed to escape the crashing spaceship with the out of it manic.

As the guards took Brainiac to Chroh-Gom, the villains decided to turn themselves in to the guards but to their surprise, they've given a full pardon for helping us stop Brainiac and just took the no longer conscious alien into custody... with us going with them just in case the alien tried anything.

Once we got there, I asked Shifu if we could somehow imprison Brainiac using our chi, and surely enough we could, and so together with both of my dads, the Five, the surviving masters, the pardoned criminals and all the citizens of the Valley that survived, we used every once of our chi to create the ultimate prison for this monster which was so awesome that I'm going to tell you guys what it is!

He was immobilized in this stockade with these strings made entirely of chi and if he moved, it would cause him intense pain. Needless to say, we wouldn't have to be worrying about him anytime soon.

And even if he did somehow escaped, I'll just send him to the Spirit Realm just like I did with Tai Lung when I first debuted as the Dragon Warrior and myself and Kai when I faced off with him.

And that what happened when an other dimensional baddie underestimated the power of the Valley of Peace's bodacious power of united Awesomeness!

So let this be a warning to all you power hungry psychopaths and world conquering maniacs out there who want to conquer China...

All I can say to you is...

You're going to face quite the awesome challenge if you do!