Roger Smith!

"Alright, "Brainiac". There's a lot you can do to me. You can invade Langley Falls and kill a lot of stupid yet innocent people. You can even kill my family if you have the chance to. But when you take my drugs away from me or take me away from my drugs, that's when you have officially pissed me off!

After I went through a multitude of my different personas I created over the years including some personal favorites of mine such as Horse Renoir, the Phantom of the Telethon, Roy Rogers Mc Freely, and even...

"Ricky Spaniiissshhh"

...to take it to his Coluan ass, his death disabled all the robots he had attacking people.

But Roger, you may ask about, what about the cities that Brainiac had? Shouldn't killing him have destroyed them?

Don't worry, during the ass kicking I was giving him, I used my super speed to sever the connection with his ship and I bonded with and controlled it with my brilliant mind.

With the skull ship under my control, I was free to do what I wished with the cities trapped in his collection.

So what did I do with them?

I gave the ones I didn't give a crap for to Stan so that the CIA can study them (leaving my involvement out of it for obvious reasons)

As for the ones I did like however...

I merged them all into one big world using that bastard's tech. A little playground that I called my own with many different cities from across Brainiac's universe.

I became the overlord of that world and anyone who tried to stop me would get killed without hesitation. All I wanted was anything equivalent to drugs be it drinkable or something that I can smoke despite me not having a nose.

As for the Smiths, the family that I lived with ever since I have saved Stan's life when we first met during my escape from Area 51, I did miss them but then again, they're just going to end up leaving me in the end anyway when they die so what was the point of going back to those group of morons.

And if the CIA tried to arrest me or try to stop me, I would just tell them that Stan and his family has been harboring me, hopefully to get them off my back.

And how would they stop me anyway, I possessed the greatest weapon from another universe.

Who was going to kill my fun?

If you guess no one, guess aren't as you aren't as stupid as I thought you were.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, HA!"