Narration by Crona.
Narration by Ragnarok.
Crona!
"Yeah! That's what happens when you underestimate the power of a Kishin and Crona's depressing poetry!"
"I'm just tired of this whole day, Ragnarok."
"I don't agree with you very often, ya wuss but so am I."
"When me and Ragnarok were transported to this new universe, Brainiac was the first... "being" we saw."
"Yeah, and we did, he started spewing crap about how he was interested in our power as the new Kishin and that he wanted to use it for his own ends. And in exchange, he won't "collect" the DWMA from the ground up. Man, and I thought that Crona's abusive bitch of a mom was bad. Like hell we were going to side after he yanked us from our home universe."
"I politely refused his offer and asked to be returned to my universe. That's when Brainiac decided to attack us. Luckily, we were capable of holding our own even I couldn't really handle the stress of it the battle. He even tried to mind control us at one point and straight up impaled me through the chest at another. Thankfully, the black blood was resistant enough to save us both from the Coluan's near fatal attempts on both mine and Ragnarok's lives."
"How did we beat him, you're probably wondering? Simple. We infected him with pure, unadulterated, MADNESS!"
"Once Brainiac was dead and Ragnarok ate his soul, these heroes arrived."
"Yeah, this guy who was dressed like a bat scolded us for killing Brainiac as the cities he collected from Earth were now lost forever while this other guy wearing a big "S" on his chest congratulated us for killing Brainiac as he was dangerous."
"While I apologized for my actions to Batman, all I requested was I wanted to transported back to my universe."
"Reluctantly, that Bat person agreed to help us with that."
"Once we got back, we went to Lord Death and explained what happened. Our friends were there to when we told him about our fight with Brainiac."
"Soul and BlackStar were surprised that meek and weak Crona actually took down a strong and smart planet collector. Cow was just glad we were alright as was Tsubaki."
"And as I walked back to my room, I thought back to what happened in that other universe. Before we left, Batman offered us a spot on the Justice League in spite of everything that happened with defeating Brainiac. As tempting as it was to accept the offer, our desire to go home won out."
"Crona, you're not seriously thinking of joining that clown, are you?"
"Maybe not right now but maybe in the future."
"You really are a weirdo, you know that?"
"Yes, well you're in my bloodstream, so I suggest you get used to it."
"Woah, looks like someone's grown a pair.""I guess almost dying to Brainiac caused me to do so."