Courage the Cowardly Dog...

"I have faced a multitude of different evil creatures in my dog years be it spiritual or technological. From the sadistic Katz, to that greedy Lé Quack,to a snowman that wanted to turn me and my family into icicles, to that scientist that shot my parents into space when I was a pup, which I did the same to him years later, to that shadow who was scaring people, to giant plants that wanted to eat me and my family, and even helped a bunny get out of an abusive relationship with a very mean dog and reunited her with her kitty "best friend".

If asked me, I think that last one was the most intense struggle I had to get involved in.

So when this alien named "Brainiac" arrived from his other dimension and invaded Nowhere, I evacuated myself and Muriel from the farmhouse. As for Eustace, that abusive jerk perished when that alien blew it up.

Oh by the way, before my home was destroyed, that sassy computer uploaded himself into Muriel again but he gave me his word to upload himself into a different computer once Brainiac was defeated.

Speaking of that alien invader, I knew that taking him down wasn't going to be easy or my name is Krypto the Super Dog, the leader of the Super Pets.

And it's not.

So what was I going to do?

Take him down of course.

But the question was, how could I do that?

Lucky for me, I had friends that I've made from all over not just Nowhere but some space friends as well who were willing to help me out like Randy the giant robot, Sheryl, Kitty and Bunny, that puppet that I helped free from that suitcase that one time during one of Katz' schemes, the Duck Brothers, those star making squids, the Hunchback, Bigfoot, those two space Teddies I recused, those two raccoons from that camping trip I took and many more. Even Mr. Mouse agreed to help me.

Once we were united, I explained the plan. Since fighting Brainiac was inevitable, we split our forces up into three groups. One to fight off the drones he was sending down, the second group would launch an attack on Brainiac's ship to cause a distraction and the last group would take it to Brainiac himself in our last ditch effort to stop him.

If you're guessing what team I was leading, it was the one taking on Brainiac.

Oh I know something bad was going to happen, or my name Speedy Gonzales... and thank goodness it's not.

Fighting Brainiac was quite possibly my toughest challenge yet. But just like with Katz and Le Quack, he underestimated me... which gave us the chance for me to stop Brainiac.

How?

By setting his ship to self destruct when he presumably knocked me out.

By the time he realized it, it was too late for him as we got off the ship just in time as it exploded. Although I managed to take a few things from Brainiac that'll come in handy when I needed it.

Now that the invasion was over, everyone who managed to survive the attack attended the massive funeral for the perished. Muriel was devastated as I was. While I really didn't like Eustace all that much due to all the times he scared me or made my life worthless, he was still family through it all.

The Police officer chose Muriel, who was still sobbing, to give a eulogy, much to the concern of everyone in attendance, myself included.

When she eventually broke down about 30 seconds of trying to say the eulogy, I spoke up in her stead... much to the confusion of everyone there.

I know right, a DOG, a non understandable animal, giving a eulogy.

But little they know, one of those things I took from the fight against Brainiac was a translator so that people could understand me.

"People of Nowhere and some space friends of mine, we are gathered here today to mourn the lost of many of our fellow citizens who were taken from us a few days back by the alien known as Brainiac from another universe. And while we have suffered hardships like the lost of friends, loved ones, f-family. But since they're gone, it's up to all of us, as a community to... to continue moving forward, not just divided Nowhere and space citizens, but as a united community. Are you ready to stand together and take the future head on?"

"I was met with a standing ovation as me and Muriel went home.

Speaking of the things I managed to get from Brainiac, I got a electronic watch that the computer's AI downloaded himself into, now I don't have to run up the stairs to use him, I can now just press a button and ask for the information I request.

And one more I got... it was a device to locate beings. I could finally locate my long lost parents. If they're still alive that is.

It might take a while to search the galaxy for them, I just hope that they're okay cause I want to see them again.

Oh, the possibilities of them coming home, I can't wait. Let's get started."