Reagan Ridley!
"As an employee of a company that manages every conspiracy that the public can of, I can say that I have seen some really weird shit.
Aside from yesterday where everything nearly went to hell from all sides with Bear-O being the mole who threatened to leak crucial information to the public and ensure our company's shutdown, to finding out that my asshole dad has erased memories of a friend that I once had just so he can use me to get back at Cognito Inc in a convoluted way. So I kicked him out of my house and my life...
If you thought that was then you're wrong!
Because when I came into work today, I find out that my superiors, The Shadow Board rehired my bastard of a dad!
That was the straw that finally broke the camel's back.
No More!
I refused to take this one lying down.
So with my friends (who were just as pissed as I was), we were going to make Shadow Board kick my old man out and give me that promotion, one way or another.
But as we were having a secret meeting, we realized that taking on Shadow Board wasn't going to be a walk in the park.
We needed help! Like call in the big guns type of help!
That's when Brainiac teleported us to his universe and onto his ship. He wanted to add us to his 'Collection'.
You probably know what our answer was.
With Brainiac stopped and Superman imprisoned in the Phantom Zone, we were offered to join Batman's 'Justice League' for this. While we didn't accept the offer (at least not now), we instead asked for him and his allies' help in helping us stop Shadow Board.
I could tell that Batman and his gang were skeptical about it but considering that we helped beat Brainiac and imprison Superman, he feels like it was the least he can do for us.
And it wasn't just the League that decided to assist us. Looking through Brainiac's Collection of bottled cities, we offered them a deal: Freedom and they'll willingly agree to help us and afterwards we'll help them return to their home planets, if they still remain that is.
With an army of this size, all I can say is... Shadow Board better prepare their asses for war cause Reagan Ridley is getting that CEO promotion!