Popeye the Sailor Man...
"I've seen some crazy things in my life (and this is coming from a gazookas who once survived reality gettin' turned off by The Man Upstairs) but fightin' Brainiac just added to that never endin' list of "Another day. another life threatin' adventure while beating the snot out the deservin' in order to protect what I haves."
"Brainiac is one tough opponent that I decided to face alone while my friends (and Bluto) was fighting for their lives against his robots so stoppin' that lug would shut his toys down. My punches didn't do much before he decided to get serious in our fight."
"But with the golden heart of an adventurer an' me in finch, I ate a can of spinach an' in one blow I knocked him back to his own universe!"
🎶He thought he could pillage, but that happen thanks to Popeye the Sailor Man! (blows his corncob pipe)🎶