AN at the bottom of explaining some shit
Warning: Yaoi(Mpreg maybe) and straight shit and lemons(I haven't decided how many lemons, though. Lemons in this chapter, though), AU, OOC at times.
Ichigo yawned as he stretched his arms. His bedroom window was wide open to allow him and Orihime to cool off. Her naked body was on display for him as he drank from his glass of water. He wondered if she could go another round as he felt his cock harden again at the sight of her voluptuous body. Ichigo wondered how he got so lucky to end up with her.
A whizzing sound distracted him from the view as he looked around his room to find the source of the sound before realizing that the sound was coming from outside his window.
"What the?" He said, looking out his window and seeing a circle-shaped object soar straight at him. His hands rubbed at his eyes, wondering if he was just imagining it. He moved out of the way at the last second, watching as the object spattered onto his wall, forming words to read.
"Met me at my shop. I have a job for you," Ichigo read back to himself. Remember the last time this happened to him, and waited for the following message. "P.S. If you don't come, I'll tell Orihime about your videos."
Ichigo stared at the wall, wondering how to kill Kisuke in the most painful ways, knowing that no one else knew about those videos he recorded. The only place he kept them was on his phone, his heart dropping for a belief second. His hand was already reaching for his phone to see if they were still downloaded or not. His fear confirmed seeing that they were gone.
Standing up, he tucked in Orihime so no one could see her naked when he was gone. The voluptuous female stirred as he accidentally woke her. "Ichigo-kun?"
"Kisuke needs me at his shop for a job. Just go back to sleep Orihime," He said, kissing her forehead as she laid back down, drifting back into her peaceful slumber.
Putting on a shirt that had the number fifteen on it, he reached for a pair of jeans before sighing. Knowing that Kisuke would hold to his promise and release those videos if he didn't show up at Urahara Shōten.
"Ichigo! So glad you came!" Kisuke said, opening the door to his shop with one hand as the other pushed the subsite shinigami inside before he could object. "How do you feel about going on an adventure?"
"No," Ichigo said bluntly, following the shopkeeper, ignoring how Kisuke's mouth dropped in horror at what he said. "I came here for my videos."
"Oh, you mean those pornos you shot?" Kisuke asked as they walked by a television. The screen flickered on as it showed a naked Ikumi on all fours with her brown cap that she always wore on the ground in front of her, filled with a white substance as Ichigo was positioned behind her. Ichigo stared at the television screen, eyes wide with shock at what he was seeing.
"Ichigo-sama put a child in me!" They watched Ikumi yelled in the video that was playing, Kisuke hiding his face behind his fan. The glint in the shopkeeper's eyes promised ruin to him if he didn't agree to his demands.
"I don't recall giving you permission to speak, Ikumi," Ichigo said, his hand coming down hard on her behind, the meat jiggling as he slapped it hard. "Bitches don't speak, remember?"
"Okay, I get it," Ichigo said, reaching to turn the tv off before it flickered again in front of both of them. This time it showed Ichigo in another compromised position. Ikumi was riding him as Ichigo had both of his hands on her hips, a circular object bulging out of her stomach as she bounced on top of him. The most noticeable difference was that her tits seemed to have grown in size along with her ass and thighs.
"Take it bitch, and let's give Kaoru a couple of siblings!" He yelled in the video as he hilted himself deep into Ikumi. Her stomach grew with each passing second from where the circle object ended inside of her. In a matter of minutes, the shopkeeper's usually toned stomach now managed to resemble a nine-month pregnant woman.
"Fuck," Ichigo said, pushing Ikumi off of him onto the bed. The woman's eyes rolled to the back of her head as she mumbled about carrying twins. Ichigo's cock popped free from her pussy as he got her off of him. The fifteen-inch appendage was still stiff as it leaked cum. Standing up, he walked over to Ikumi's head, her mouth opening up, knowing that her master had to be cleaned off before heading back to his girlfriend.
"And here I thought you were compensating for something with your Zanpakutō," Kisuke said jokingly as Ichigo marched over to him before stopping as the screen flickered a third time.
"Sorry, Orihime, I'm not going to be able to make it to dinner tonight," Ichigo said into the phone as he sat on a couch, his lower half unclothed. "A strange sound? No, Ikumi is using a new vacuum she ordered to help clean around the building."
Ichigo looked down at Ikumi in her head, bobbing up and down his cock as he talked to Orihime. The shopkeeper was wearing a pink naked apron as she sucked on his cock. His cock was engulfed by Ikumi's tits as she rubbed them along it. His head peaked out as she assaulted the tip of his urethra with her tongue.
"Fine, I'll do what you want. Just stop and give me my videos back," Ichigo pleaded with the shopkeeper, the television flickering once again to drive Kisuke's point home, showing white and blonde hair. "I thought I deleted that video."
"Do it, Ichigo! Knock up, Captain Hitsugaya!" Rangiku yelled as she forced Tōshirō's head back down to eat her out. "Look at him, Ichigo. He's practically begging to be knocked up by you! He isn't suited to be a captain anymore, just a common breeding whore for you!"
Ichigo ignored Rangiku as he pounded into the captain, the bubble butt too intoxicating for him to resist as he flipped the smaller male onto his back, his face flushed red from arousal. "Is that true, Tōshirō? I could bring you back to the world of the living and breed you if that's all you want. You could do your duty for the Soul Society differently," Ichigo whispered into his ear, wondering how Tōshirō would respond to him.
"There wouldn't be a day where you wouldn't be carrying our child or servicing my cock. Wouldn't you like that?" Ichigo stopped moving as he asked the question, waiting for a response from the captain before pulling out. "Well, guess I'll see Yukio or Giselle instead. They've been trying to get into contact with me after I offered them the same thing too, so it's nothing personal, Tōshirō. The Soul Society needs strong recruits after all."
Ichigo tried backing away before feeling someone's legs wrap around his waist, trying to pull him forward weakly. The screen flickered again as it brought up another scene.
"Kurosaki-san, I didn't know you three were into that kind of relationship," Kisuke interjected as the screen showed Rangiku, Momo, and him one night in Tōshirō's captain quarters. Kisuke raised an eyebrow at Ichigo's daringness. "I must say I'm kinda impressed at what you do to get laid, Kurosaki-san, but if you want the video's back, you got to do what I say. Or else Orihime learns about your side projects."
"Fine, I'll do what you want," Ichigo replied, knowing that it would be worth it to get his videos out of this man's hands. The tv turned off after he said that, a sigh leaving him knowing that it finally stopped. "What do you need me to do anyway?"
"Simple, I need you to test out a new device I made," Kisuke explained as they moved through the shop, deeper into the building that Ichigo frequented. "The device helps locate people's Reiryoku in the Garganta and send you to their location if everything goes right."
"So who's Reiryoku are you trying to locate?" Ichigo asked, curious why Kisuke was trying to locate people's Reiryoku in the Garganta.
"Yhwachs," Kisuke answered, his eyes holding a severe tone to them as he stared at Ichigo, who stopped at the name. "I decided it would be best to send you on these missions in the Garganta to hunt down his remaining Reiryoku that isn't sealed instead of waiting for it to dissipate naturally."
"How dangerous is it?" Ichigo questioned, knowing that anything involving Yhwach was dangerous enough to warrant multiple captains.
"Not dangerous at all if it's you doing the job of hunting the remaining Reiryoku down. I would have liked to have Tōshirō go with you so that he could handle the paperwork. Sadly I couldn't get the approval in time," Kisuke replied as they stopped in front of a sliding door. His hand reached down for the handle to slide it open for both of them. "Even with your Zanpakutō having issues at the moment, it should be as easy as sleeping with someone. Kinda like an adventure for you if you ask me."
Ichigo stared at Kisuke blankly for that comment. Wondered if he should cut the man's hat, knowing it was one of the few things in his possession that would affect him at all. "Just hurry up and eject my soul already."
He watched as Kisuke's cane came at him, the feeling of his soul leaving his body natural to him from the number of times it's happened. "Where you want me to place myself?" He asked, holding his limp body in his arms.
"In this container right here," Kisuke replied, pointing to a contraption that looked like a coffin. "Resembles a coffin too much?"
"Yeah," Ichigo replied, putting his body gently inside of the coffin. Shivers went down his spine as he thought about it. "You're not going to do anything weird to my body, right?"
"Why would I do anything with your body? It can't do anything without a soul in it, and I don't plan on having Kon use it if that's what your asking," Kisuke answered, wondering what was going through the substitute shinigami's mind.
Ichigo chewed on his lip as he glared at Kisuke, trying to figure out if he had any hidden plans or not. "Fine, where do you want me to stand?"
"Right over there," Kisuke said, pointing to a spot on the ground with two footprints on it. "Just stand right there, and everything will be fine and dandy."
Ichigo did what he was told, looking up at the machine as it came to life, the sound it was making reminding him of a Garganta opening. "Oh, this is the first time I'm using the machine, by the way."
"What."
"Yeah, everything should work fine. No missing body parts or anything, but I don't know if you'll be near your body or in it," Kisuke yelled over the machine, the sound still getting louder, space being distorted around Ichigo.
"So this is the first time you're using it? Kisuke!" Ichigo yelled at Kisuke before he vanished into thin air. The space where Ichigo was standing slowly went back to normal after being ripped open.
"Kinda surprised it worked that well."
Yo not dead from work and college, so I think this is better than my last Naruto x Bleach crossover since it'll be less edgy and cringe. Updates are still random, though, cause of college and work.
If you're wondering about my TG x Bleach crossover, blame Root A, it was shitter than I expected, and I'm rereading the manga to like TG again, hopefully.
I'm also working on two High School DxD x Bleach crossover fics. One is a multi-crossover fic with other series drawn into it with no Issei bashing, and the other is just a High School DxD x Bleach fic with Issei bashing.
If you have any questions about this or a future story I'm planning on doing it, just ask in your review or pm it to me, and I'll try to answer to the best of my abilities.