Drabble. David/Patrick. Patrick Focus. Exploration. Innuendo. Clean Smut. No Really. Again. Not Sorry. Time Frame: Any time post cohabitation. Spoilers: General series knowledge only. Summary: Patrick never understood David's clothes – until he did.

Drabble. David/Patrick. David Focus. Time Frame: Season Four. Spoilers: "Open Mic," general series knowledge. Summary: It's the simple things you treasure. Even if you're David Rose.

Drabble. David/Patrick. Patrick Focus. Socialization. Realizations. Time Frame: Probably late/after season three and into early season four. Spoilers: "The Barbeque," general series knowledge. Summary: Patrick had always walked the straight and narrow path. Until he didn't.

Double Drabble. David/Patrick. Wimpy Hurt/Comfort. Caring David. Time Frame: Open. Spoilers: None. Summary: David doesn't get a lot of credit for a lot of things. But Patrick has first-hand experience with how caring he is. And he's thankful for that every day – but especially today.

Triple Drabble. David/Patrick. Banter. Time Frame: After season four. Probably quite a ways after season four in my mind. Like, middle age. Spoilers: None/general series knowledge only. Summary: The one where Patrick tricks David into new habits, and David lets him. Because training really is very personal, thanks.

Double Drabble. David/Patrick. Patrick Focus. Missing Scene. Time Frame: End of Season Four. Spoilers: Takes place during "Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose," but no specific spoilers. Summary: Patrick's contribution to the holiday party.

Drabble. David/Patrick. Patrick Focus. Learning About Labels. And Practical Matters. Time Frame: Post-Boyfriends, Pre- Fiancés. Spoilers: None, other than what I said in the time frame slot. ;) Summary: Other than the fluttering in his stomach and chest, it was the first thing Patrick had noticed when David kissed him. He loved it then, and he still loves it now.

Quadruple Drabble. David/Patrick. Married Life. Touch of Angst. Touch of Humor. Time Frame: Post series. Spoilers: None. Summary: We all have our patterns. And when we break them, people notice. Eventually, they just might figure out why. And if we're lucky, they'll accept our reasons.

Drabble. David/Patrick. Clean Smut. No, Really. Time Frame: Shortly after whenever you believe David and Patrick became intimate. Spoilers: None. Summary: Everyone knows rookies need a little experience at the game before things come together.

Drabble. Twyla Focus. Introspective. Time Frame: Open, but post series finale due to events referenced. Spoilers: References to "Grad Night", "Single's Week", "Meet the Parents", "Happy Ending." Summary: Maslow's hierarchy of needs says that once physiologic and safety needs are met, humans are free to be fulfilled in other ways. Twyla couldn't agree more.

Vignette. David/Patrick. Reassurance. Patrick Is A Precious Boo Who Gets David. David Is As Insecure As They Come. Time Frame: Post-Series. Spoilers: Vague/General For "The Hike" & "Happy Ending". Summary: Patrick wasn't usually one for trinkets. But this was an exception. And now, all of a sudden, he knew just why he'd kept it all those years ago.

Vignette. David/Patrick. David Being David. Patrick Being Patrick. Humor. Romance. Time Frame: Open, Any Time After Season Four. Spoilers: None. Summary: Patrick's mother once told him that you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. He didn't understand that saying for many years, but while David is very much not a fly, he gets it now.

Drabble. David/Patrick. David Focus. Hopeful. Time Frame: Open, but likely season four or thereabouts. Spoilers: None. Summary: David thought he'd forgotten how to do this. Especially since he'd never been much good at it to begin with. But as it turns out, his heart is a muscle. And muscles remember.

Patrick wakes up in bed beside his fiancé. The only problem with that is, it isn’t the same fiancé he had when he went to sleep. An amnesia fic, wherein Patrick can’t remember the two years of his life in which he really started living.

"There was no better way to wake up, Patrick decided, than pressed up against the warm, naked body of the man you loved." A day in the life of David and Patrick.

Drabbles/oneshots of David and Alexis Rose over the years. Before/during/after Schitts Creek.

Because Ted and Alexis deserve a second shot. Several years after the series finale Ted and Alexis run into one another in the city and come to terms with the good and the bad of their past relationship.

Alexis knows she needs to break up with Ted. She also kind of hates herself for wrecking things for herself yet again. Still, she shouldn't be surprised - it's just part of who she is.

When she and her family are forced to move to Schitt's Creek, Alexis Rose has no intentions of falling in love with the dorky vet with eyes only for her, but fate has other ideas. Ted/Alexis plus other characters.

Coda—Series Finale: Stevie watches Johnny and Moira through the car window as their car rolls away.

A drabble (okay, well, almost drabble) highlighting the first time David cuddles Patrick.

Rose Apothecary is thriving! It's time to franchise and David can think of no better place for their next location than New York. The time for launch is soon approaching and he can't wait. But if one part of your life is thriving you have to be prepared to let the other parts slack? David must learn to bring balance back to his life and examine what he wants from his winnings.

Life with Patrick in Schitt's Creek after marriage was going to be a beautiful fairytale! Or, at least that's what David had thought. Can their relationship survive the revealed secrets, scandals, and betrayal to come? Rated M for strong language and sex.

David looked at the sea in contempt. Here it was, wide and infinite, shining in the sun and so very calm when he was decidedly not. He looked at the seagulls, shrieking their hatred to the skies and agreed. Life sucked. CW : depression/ suicidal thoughts

Episode tag to 1x10, Honeymoon. A look into why Stevie needed to know exactly what kind of... wine David drinks. Please note the tw inside.