Chapter 1: Getting Pahk Together.
(Authors Note: The OC's in this chapter are Blais and Moth from RR SEASON 2, another fanfiction I wrote. In this, RR: Season 2 does not occur. I just like using them. More RR: Season 2 is coming soon, as well of more of this.)
It was on Pahkitew Island, where Chris McLean stepped into the spotlight
"Welcome,Total Drama fans! Turn up that volume and grab a snack, because things are about to get WILD! During my hiatus, the Ridonculous Race aired." Chris scowled. "And it SUCKED! Due to the fans REALLY hating the first instalment of Pahkitew Island, I decided to make a 7th season with our 3rd generation competitors! Here they come now!"
Human Soundboard, Beardo!"
Beardo made a bird chirping noise, then plummets.
LARPer Leonard, fresh from the Ridonculous Race!"
"Levitating spell! Page 394! Floating field! Nuts!"
Twins Amy and Samey!"
Both twins screamed, Amy falling on top of Samey.
Lover boy Rodney!
"For my girlfriends!" He bellowed, then fell.
"Songbird Ella!"
Ella starts humming a tune, a few birds coming over to her.
"Wannabe ME, Topher!"
"Great job on the intros, Chris! I-Woah!" Topher was pushed out of the plane by Chef.
"Germaphobe Dave, who the fan base REALLY hates for some reason."
"Wait,what? Agh!" as he too was pushed by Chef.
"Redhead Scarlett, who luckily is back to normal."
"Don't count on it." Scarlett seethed.
"Whatever. Evil genius Max!
"You are no match for my supreme EVILNESS!" Max told Chef. In response, Chef picked him up with one hand and threw him off the plane.
"Australian Jasmine!"
"This is NOTHING!" Jasmine jumped off the plane.
"Gross farm girl Sugar!"
"YEEHAW!" Sugar screamed, bouncing off the plane.
"Olympic gymnast Sky!"
Sky dives off the plane, determination etched upon her face.
"And everyone's favourite zombie nut, Shawn!"
"Not COOL!" Shawn screamed, going into a cannonball. "What? The zombies are everywhere. You gotta be prepared."
"Nobody cares, Shawn."
"Host talking here!" Chris interrupted. "And just to spice things up and keep things fresh, we're adding TWO, never seen before, contestants! He's a latte loving, video game obsessing, YouTuber: Blais!"
A boy wearing black shorts and a shirt with a fiery logo B-190 emblazoned on it. He wore thick glasses, and his hair was dyed a very neon blue. He took a selfie on his phone, Chef attempted to push him off the plane, but he dodged, and Chef flew off the plane, screaming. Blais was pushed off the plane by the other newbie: a woman with short, dirty blond hair. She wore Ozzy Osborne style green sunglasses, ripped black jeans, and a black cropped jean jacket splattered with paint, with a white shirt underneath, and worn Chuck Taylors. "And she's an artistic badass you don't wanna mess with. Say hello to Moth." The two landed in the water, coming up on shore.
Chris laughed. "Things are gonna be a little different then last time. For one, we DO have cabins." The contestants sighed in relief. "Ones you will need to
BUILD!" They all groaned. "But first, I'm putting you all into your teams. So, to my right: Jasmine, Topher, Rodney, Scarlett, Max, Amy, Samey and Blais. As
tribute to Season 1, you guys will be known as... THE SCREAMING GOPHERS!"
Confessional
Topher: Season 1, Chris? Really? Wow, he must be out of ideas. Perfect chance for me to take over as host.
Max: The team name is not EVIL enough!
End Confessional
And, to my left: Beardo, Leonard, Dave, Sky, Shawn, Ella, Sugar, and Moth. You guys are...THE KILLER BASS!
Confessional
Max: Now THAT is an evil name!
End Confessional
"Before we begin your first challenge, just so you know, we've upgraded from 1 immunity idol. This season, we've got 3! The first is your classic Chris McLean
head. Find it, you're safe from elimination. The second is a Chef Head. You can use it to save SOMEONE else from elimination, but you can ONLY use it after
the votes have been cast. And the third idol is the cursed tiki idol from Season 1. But I'm not gonna reveal what it does yet. Anyway, your challenge? Building
your own accommodations from whatever you can find in these piles." He motioned to a ton of piles scattered around the clearing, Chef stood on a rock with
some sort of turret. "And Chef is armed with a powerful golf ball blaster. A glancing blow might sting a little," as Chef fired, hitting Dave square in the head. He
cried out in pain, as Max was hit in the face, he fell over. "And a direct hit can take you straight to the ground! Your challenge starts... NOW!"
"Bass, follow me!"
"Let's move, Gophers!"
The teams ran for cover, as Chef started firing.
"Ok, first we should-" Jasmine was interrupted by Blais leaving the group at a running pace. He paused, looking around, muttering to himself.
"Get moving, new guy!" Amy told him. "Whats wrong with you?" She tried to poke him along, but he was stoic. Chef, noticing an easy target, started firing.
"Alright, mates, try to bring something useful, like wood or metal. Go!"
Her team scattered. Max found a wheelbarrow, and Rodney loaded some wood onto it, but suddenly, the wood caught fire. Screaming, Rodney tripped over a loose board, and salvaged what they had left.
"Things don't just... catch fire. Makes no sense." Jasmine said. "What happened?"
Meanwhile, The Bass had been digging around a pile. "Got a bit of soup, so we won't starve." Shawn said. "Anything shelter-wise?" Sky asked her team.
Beardo suddenly made a bell noise. Ella helped him dig up a few sleeping bags. "These will be wonderful to sleep underneath the stars." She smiled. "And I
found a bucket of glitter!" "Glitter? That should be MINE! COME HERE, MISSY!" Sugar growled, attempting to harm Ella. Dave noticed Moth, coming back from
wherever she was. "Found anything yet?"
"Nope, but they don't have much either. At least, nothing thats not aflame." She smiled deviously, Dave weirded out.
Confessional
Dave: Do I even want to know?
Sky: Seeing Dave here again reminds me of something...something not good.
End Confessional
"Yo, Chris!" Topher approached him. "Dude, you're supposed to be in a challenge!"
"I know we're not exactly friends, but you gotta throw a commercial sometime, right?"
"Is this just because you're team is doing terrible, and you need a break?"
"No! No, of course not." He lied. Chris stared at him. "Ok, yes."
"Figured, but I'll do it."
"The teams are looting, and Chef is shooting. The Gophers plans just 'burst aflame', but The Bass's path to victory seems 'glittered' with diamonds. Find out
who'll come out on top, here on TOTAL DRAMA PAHKITEW ISLAND 2!"
(Commercial)
"Welcome back to Total Drama: Pahkitew Island 2, where our teams are still hustling to complete their challenge."
The Gophers had managed to salvage a bit of wood, a hammer, a few nails, and a wheelbarrow. The Bass had the slsome soup, sleeping bags, and a bucket of glitter.
"Ok, teams get building! You have an hour."
"Rodney, Scarlett, glue the boards. Amy, Samey, hammer those nails. Max and Topher, supply duty with the wheelbarrow. Get moving!"
"What about him?" Samey asked.
"The new guy?" What's HE gonna do?" Amy laughed. Blais suddenly snapped out of his trance at her words.
"I think he heard you."
"So? Hey newbie, you ACTUALLY gonna help for once?" Amy asked him.
"If you count 'this' as helping, yeah." He ran off somewhere.
Confessional
Amy: What is that new guys DEAL? He's useless, almost as much as my sister!
Blais: I'm about to make these guys feel dumb...
End Confessional
Meanwhile, the Bass were at a loss. "We only have sleeping bags and glitter to use. But at least we have dinner." Sky said.
"My friends, could a…wizards tower be sufficient?"
Leonard's team groaned.
"Fine, but I am not helping." Dave sighed.
"Ok, your loss." Shawn told him.
The Bass got working on their 'wizards tower', as Leonard directed them.
The Gophers were doing well, as they had constructed almost an exact replica of their old tree house.
"I think we're about finished, mates." Jasmine smiled.
"Yeah, this is looking pretty sweet, guys!" Chris told them. "Bass, what do you have to show us?"
The wizards tower was just a bunch of rocks thrown together sloppily. Ropes connected to wooden spokes kept it from falling. "Wizards tower. Cool! But, is it-"
Chris was cut off by a loud scraping sound, followed by shouting. Chef suddenly dropped clear out of the sky. "Chef, dude, what happened?" Chris wondered. "The new boy? Yeah, he's crazy!"
Blais suddenly came into view, dragging Chef's turret. He caught his breath, and kept tugging. The other's watched the boy, as he dragged it over to his team. "Just figured-we could u...use it for defence. You never know what Chris might throw at you. Also, theres this." He turned the turret on the wizards tower, firing at will. The Bass ran for cover, Beardo making am alarm sound. The tower held, and Dave laughed. "You missed all your shots!"
"Did I?"
Blais's golf balls had hit a few vines, causing a chain reaction of a large wooden log to swing off a tree, knocking the wizards tower to the ground in pieces. Everyone was shocked into silence.
"THE SCREAMING GOPHERS WIN!" Chris announced to the teams. "Bass, time to kick off a loser!" The Bass all stared daggers at Leonard.
By the confessional, Moth waited. Footsteps behind her confirmed to be Blais. She turned around.
"Well?"
"Nothing. Not in the piles of trash, not in the outhouse. Leonards toast. I didn't do squat, but I overheard Sky and Shawn. They're voting Leonard, Dave hates him, and Beardo can be persuaded."
"Good. Never liked him anyway."
The two left to their respective teams.
Elimination.
The eight losers sat on stumps, while the Gophers sat in elevated seats. Down a path, sat something covered in tarps: the elimination device for the season. "Killer Bass, welcome to the first elimination ceremony of the season. You all know why you're here tonight, but who do you blame for the failure?"
Confessional
Dave... What did Chris mean when he said the fans hate me?
Beardo: (Makes Car Crash noise)
Leonard: How did my tower NOT WIN?
End Confessional
"The votes are in!" Chris announced. "I have 7 sugary safety items in my hand, and 1 loser will not receive one. Following players are safe...
Shawn...Ella...Dave...Sky...Sugar..., for the first time EVER, Beardo!"
Beardo made a victory noise, getting glances from his teammates.
"One marshmallow, two players." Moth and Leonard stared at each other.
"Moth, you used your sunglasses to burn the Gophers stuff-"
"So, it was YOU!" Amy pointed a finger at her, but Chris shushed her.
"But you really didn't do anything else too helpful. And Leonard, your wizards tower didn't really work out, after Blais used out-of-the-box-thinking. But the final marshmallow goes to...
Leonard was chanting voodoo, but Moth stared determinedly at the plate...
...Moth!"
Moth received her marshmallow with a satisfied grin. Leonard gasped. "ME?"
"Yeah, you! Leonard, pack your potions! You're done!"
Chef picked him up, Leonard muttering spells all the way. Chris undid the tarps to reveal a simply humongous slingshot. "The Slingshot of Shame: this seasons one way ticket home!" Leonard was place inside the slingshot, as Chris pulled back. The Bass and Gophers watched, Dave satisfied.
"Any last words?"
"My magic will curse YOUUUUUUUUUUU!" Leonard screamed as he was flung into the air, and soon, was out of sight.
Epilogue
The Bass sat around the fire.
"That was the right choice." Dave told a sad Ella. "He was nuts!" Sky and Shawn agreed.
"The nice wizard man could've used magic." Ella pointed.
"The-." Dave was suddenly cut off by Beardo. Trying not to show his face, he wrote on a note, thanking his team. "You ok, bro?" Shawn asked him.
"He's probably just happy we didn't kick him off first again." Moth appeared from behind a tree. "Well, 'night."
And she left, followed by the others to go to their sleeping bags.
"Something is UP with those newbies!" Chris laughed. "Will we find out? Probably. Just tune in next time to see on TOTAL DRAMA PAHKITEW ISLAND 2!"