Chapter 9: Pick your Food Poison
Hello, TOTAL DRAMA LOVERS! I'm back with another chapter!
Omega Leonidas: Sorry if you expecting an elimination, but I thought I needed at least one non elimination episode. Don't worry, this episode is an elimination episode!
Last time on Total Drama Pahkitew Island 2, our campers were sent through 3 separate danger zones. Topher lied to his team, Moth and Dave had a bit of unexpected kissing and hurting, and lastly, the Chef Head was played in Tophers favour, sending Shawn and Beardo home!
Nine are in the game, and who's gonna end up lame? Find out on…TOTAL DRAMA PAHKITEW ISLAND 2!
(Opening Scene)
"Campers…" Chris's eerie voice resounded through a speaker. It was the middle of the night. "I'm going to turn your dreams into nightmares… picture yourself on a dangerous, artificial island…"
"PHYSCH!"
An air horn blared, awakening the contestants.
"You already ARE on a dangerous, artificial island! Meeting area! PRONTO!"
Dave tried to wave at Moth, but she ignored him completely, standing beside Blais.
"Somebody's invisible! Harsh!" Chris laughed. "You're probably all wondering why I woke you up? Well, that's because I'm merging the teams! Congrats!"
The contestants cheered at that.
"Which brings me to part 1 of your challenge: a feast to celebrate. It was gonna be pizza, soda, all that stuff, BUT, I spent it all upgrading my accommodations! Instead, you'll have to eat…Jiggly Chunks!"
The contestants gasped in horror as they took their seats. Chef brought out 9 glasses of green sludge, with rancid meatballs on top.
"What's in these?" Samey asked, holding hands with Topher.
"I really don't know, to be honest." Chris replied.
"I am not eating this!" Amy complained. "Gross food is supposed to be eaten by gross people, I.E, everyone here but ME!" She folded her arms across her chest.
"I don't wanna take her side, but remember last time you made us eat this, mate?" Jasmine asked Chris.
"Um, yes I do, and it was AWESOME!"
The competitors stared darkly at Chris, who sighed.
Amy got up from her seat.
"I'm going back to bed!"
As she walked past Chris, he chuckled. "Ok, be my guest. Or, ya know, I could just end it here, and give everyone, except you, IMMUNITY!"
Amy stopped at his words.
"You wouldn't dare!"
"Yes, I would."
Amy sat back down, glaring.
"Glad it's settled. First to finish wins immunity and an advantage in the second part of the challenge. So, chow down!"
They all started to do so, some fast, some slow.
Scarlett, green in the face, pushed the glass away from her.
"Eating challenges aren't my thing."
"Ok then."
The other campers were about halfway done, when Topher and Sky dropped out of the running.
Blais was consumed with a fury, not stopping for anything or anyone. With a smile on his face, he kept eating.
"Seriously? You're enjoying this?" Amy griped, dropping out of the game.
"And…DONE!" Blais dropped his glass down onto the table.
"And Blais wins the first part of the challenge and immunity!" Then he noticed Dave and Moth still chugging away.
"Uh, guys, it's over now. You can stop."
"Done!"
"Done!"
Confessional
Moth: To eat that entire thing and not win! Agh! I have NEVER been this angry before! If someone does or says ANYTHING to piss me off one more time, I WILL SNAP!
Dave: I didn't win, but I did beat Moth. Perfect chance to rub it in! She's gonna fall in love with me RIGHT NOW!
End Confessional
"Second place to me! Boom!"
"What?"
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure we both know that I'm the best! I'm Big Champ Dave! Bet you wish I was still your BOYFRIEND!"
"You are NOT my BOYFRIEND! You NEVER were my BOYFRIEND, and you will never BE my boyfriend! And you have NO chance of BEATING or DATING me! Got it?"
Dave collapsed to the ground in tears,
"Ok…on that really awkward note-"
Chris was interrupted by Dave crying his eyes out.
"Dave? You good?"
"Y-yes…"
"Ok, just checking. I thought that, well, since Moth said you had like, zero chance, like never gonna happen, it would've depressed you. Glad to see you're ok!
Anyway, the next part of the challenge is a game of hide and seek!
Blais won part 1 of the challenge, so he will be 'it'.
Anyone he tags will be up for elimination. Anyone who avoids being tagged until sunrise will also win immunity!
So, get going folks! When ya hear the horn, Blais is coming."
The contestants ran in different directions. Dave stood up from the crying.
"Moth-"
"No, Dave!"
She ran off, with Dave in hot pursuit.
No. No! I'm not giving up on her!" He shouted.
Blais sighed, then clutched his stomach.
"Hey, Chris? Can I ask you something?"
"Yeah. What's up, Blais?"
"You got any, uh, palate cleansers? Like a mint?"
"Sorry, but no."
Blais groaned, as Chris laughed.
"Here comes Blais!"
An air horn sounded, and Blais gave chase.
Meanwhile, Dave was trying to find Moth. He stopped by a tree to catch his breath.
"Moth! MOTH! Where are you?"
"You're gonna get us both caught!" Moths voice was muffled from a bush she was hiding in. "Go hide somewhere else!"
"Well, excuse me for wanting to be near you! I thought you liked me!"
"WHEN on earth did I say that?"
Dave was at a loss for words, so the two glared at each other.
"Please let me be your boyfriend." Dave begged, falling to his knees.
"I need you to hear this. No! I didn't come on this show to find a boyfriend. I came to win. And that's exactly what I'm gonna do!"
"But-"
"No 'buts'. Bye Dave!"
"MOTH! MOTH!"
But she was already gone.
"GREAT! Well, I don't need YOU, either! I'm a lone wolf!"
He started crying again, howling like a wolf.
Elsewhere, Samey, Topher, Jasmine, Sky, and Amy all walked in a big group.
"Just-just give me a second." Samey gasped. "Need a break-"
"GET UP, Samey!"
"Amy, take it easy. None of us wanna go home tonight…"
"Ugh, as if I wanna be with you group of losers!"
Confessional
Amy: If Samey thinks she can slow me down, she is wrong! I am gonna make Topher see how stupid and ugly she truly is!
End Confessional
Blais walked through the forest, looking for his prey, when suddenly, a shoe came from above, hitting him on the head.
"Could you toss me my shoe, please?" Dave asked from a tree.
"Alright, here."
He threw the shoe up to Dave, hitting him in the face. Dave came tumbling down off the tree.
"Tagged! Now, your on my team, sucker!"
Dave sighed, as Blais got an idea.
"Dave? The way Moth treated you was hard. Know what I'd wanna do if I were you?"
"Be Moths boyfriend?" He got excited.
"No! I'd wanna catch her, so she can't win immunity!"
"Yeah! YEAH! Great idea!"
"Focus, Dave! Focus! Where'd you last see her?"
"Um, uh….this way!"
The ran in the direction Dave was pointing.
"Ok, Scarlett. The best way to avoid being captured is to keep-keep moving forward. Come on, Scarlett."
Her face was slowly turning green. Out in the forest alone, she moaned. Resting on a tree, a hidden panel popped loose, exposing technology.
"Island…mechanical…"
She saw a blurry version of Blais, felt a tap on her head, and blacked out.
Suddenly, Blais and Dave noticed Moth, stumbling and moaning.
Blais effortlessly tackled her.
"Yes! Whoohoo!"
His stomach suddenly gurgled unpleasantly.
"Ooh, ah. I'm not feeling great. How about you guys?"
Dave and Moth were also groaning and clutching their stomachs, when suddenly, Sky came hurtling down and ran straight into Blais.
He stood up with difficulty, and toddled off, his companions trailing behind him.
Scarlett came to, sick and confused. She felt something bubble in her stomach, and she puked on the artificial tree. Sparks of electricity flew from area to area.
"Oh, no…"
Chris watched on a monitor.
"I wonder if it's possible to poison the kids every challenge… but find out who's gonna make it to sunrise, after the break!
(Commercial)
Topher and the twins had found refuge in a cave. Jasmine had climbed a nearby tree, keeping watch for the others.
Samey puked behind a rock, as Topher checked Chris's cell phone. Suddenly, the phone buzzed, confirming a text.
"YES! A TEXT!"
"Mate, I can hear you from all the way up here, and unless you wanna see the sun tomorrow, you'd-"
Suddenly, the branch underneath Jasmine broke, and the noise attracted the tagged contestants.
The three remaining contestants ran for their lives.
"I can't run anymore!" Samey gasped, tripping over a root.
Topher looked back just in time to see Samey get tagged. He helped Amy into a tree, and the two started climbing. Their pursuers followed. The two reached the top of the tree.
"There's nowhere to go!" Topher muttered.
"Listen, Topher. If we're gonna die, then there's no one I'd rather die with than you."
Amy suddenly lurched forward, pulling him into a kiss. Topher kissed her back, unaware of Amy's true intentions.
Topher suddenly fell off of the tree, knocking into Blais.
"GAME OVER!" Chris announced. "Amy has ALSO won immunity! Everyone to elimination! We've gotta pump your stomachs!"
Amy suddenly puked off the top of the tree.
"Gross!" Moth muttered.
Elimination.
The contestants all sat, looking a lot better and less sick.
"Blais and Amy have both won immunity. The rest of you are fair game. So, cast your votes!"
The contestants all did so.
"The votes are in, and they are pretty interesting.
Following players are safe…
Topher, Jasmine, Sky, Scarlett, and Samey!"
The 5 safe campers collected their marshmallows.
Which leaves Dave and Moth!"
Confessional
Dave: If I can't have Moth, I don't want to be here! I even voted myself into the slingshot! I even made stickers! (Holds up sticker with his face covered by a large red X over it) History repeats itself, I guess.
Moth: Dave is a goner! No doubt about that.
End Confessional
"Dave, Dave, Dave…I LOVE the sticker! It was close, pal. And it WOULD'VE been Moth going home if ya hadn't voted for yourself. Dave, you're done like dinner, dude!"
Dave stood up, and ran all the way down to the Slingshot of Shame.
"Any last words, bro?"
"DAVE! WAIT!"
Sky came rushing down beside Chris.
"Hey, you came to see me off!"
"The way Moth treated you was awful! And I've got something I need to say-"
"Hold that thought, Sky!" Chris laughed, firing Dave off the island.
Epilogue
"Alright, with Dave gone, that's-"
Suddenly, all around the island, weird stuff was happening. Trees and bushes were popping up and down.
"Who's next to, um-, uh… slingshot?" The host cleared his throat, as more mechanical doodad was happening in the background.
"On TOTAL DRAMA PAHKITEW-WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?!?"