Bonus chapter

little smut warning

The Party was in full swing as everyone was there. Mariano and Delores snuck off somewhere as Melissa was debating ongoing or not. She thought and thought until she thought a hole in the ground. If she went she would look rude to the family, they didn't really invite her, though if she did hypothetically go she needed a dress and Bruno would be there.

Of course, Bruno would be there

A.That's his niece's engagement party.

B.He fucking lives here, where the fuck is he goin' ta be?!

Well, he could've been with ya if ya play ya'r cards right.

Ah'I just met the guy, Ah'll admit he's hot for an uncle of 6 kids, but he's just bein' nice there's no way in all the seven hells he'll ever fall for meh… plus Ah'I don't have anythin' ta wear.

What about that cute purple dress with the purple roses, with the pockets that ya'll like. Huh.

As much ah'I hate ta admit it, that dress was cute, but it's not hot enough though. Probably not enough ta get his attention.

Bitch (Clap) how(Clap) do(Clap) You (Clap) Know?! (Clap)

Bruno's pov

The party was fine, everyone was there except Melissa. I was kind of disappointed, I went back into casita to look for her. I went upstairs and was about to knock when I heard the sound of clapping and disgruntled muffled yelling in a pillow. I knocked quietly on the door. The disgruntled yelling stopped.

Melissa's Voice: Yeah?

Bruno: Hi, it's Bruno can I come in?

Melissa's voice: Yes, it's ya'lls house.

Bruno: Are you decent?! I don't want to come in when you're changing!

Melissa's voice: Good point, but I'm good. You can come in.

Then I slowly opened the door to find her on the bed fully clothed. She was beautiful, why am I falling fast and hard for her I had just met her that day. I don't even know much about her, all I knew was that she needed help and that she was cute. I blushed at the sight of her. She was staring at me which made me hot and flustered, so I hid in my ruana. She giggled at this.

Melissa: Ah'm sorry do ah'I make ya nervous?

She cooed softly.

Bruno/ Hernando: No no no, I'm fine, I'm never scared, I'm Hernando, I'm never scared…. But Bruno he gets scared. That pussy….you don't think less of him, do you?

She was speechless, I could tell but she quickly smiled and giggled.

Melissa: Not unless ya treat meh ta a dance sugar.

Bruno: I really don't dance…..

Then she gave me some of the cutest puppy dog eyes I've ever seen.

God, those eyes, those angelic star-dust blue eyes. Got me weak in the knees…. It's hard for me to say no…. but to dance in front of people with a gorgeous woman like her… ugh who am I kidding. She's a goddess compared to me, I'm more of a troll that can tell you the future and have everyone upset and coming at me with torches and pitchforks.

Bruno: I-I can't dance, I'm sorry.

Melissa: Ah'I can teach ya, it doesn't matter how ya look, ya can make anythin' up unless ya're slow dancin'. And even then who cares if ya're havin' fun.

God, she's so lovely.

You know she's right, who are you scared of?!

Other people judging me, myself, take your pick.

Pussy, what a pussy, you Know maybe you are right maybe you don't deserve love! I don't know why she seems to be the only person that seems to like you.

Does she have bad taste in men, is she blind?!... though with those eyes, damn.

(Sigh) You'll have her right by your side, come on pussy what do you have to lose, sure she might say no and your life will go on, but she came to you for a damn dance, nobody in all your life ever asked for a dance! Don't be a Dumb Ass and miss this chance, you pussy!

Fine! Fine, I'll do it…. I'll do it for her, but it doesn't mean I'll like it.

Melissa(Sigh): Ok, Ah'I get it if ya don't want ta, ah'I won't pressure ya…..

Bruno turned bet red.

Bruno: No no no, I- I want to, but… I am scared of what people think, especially if I'm with someone who's… (whispering incoherently)

Melissa: What sugar.

Bruno kept whispering incoherently.

Melissa: Ah'I still can't hear ya sugar.

Bruno (Yelling): WITH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN LIKE YOU!... I'm sorry, I'm sorry….

Melissa: Don't be, and ya're the first ta call meh beautiful.

Bruno: I've never seen or met anyone like you before….

Melissa: Ya'll shouldn't care about what people would say. In fact, if that was the case it might mean they're jealous, then let them look.

No one's pov

Then somewhere in the forest far away Delores smiled at what her Tio and the new girl were talking about. Mariano noticed and smiled as well.

Mariano: So, what are you smiling about Mei Amore?

Delores: Well I think my Tio finally found someone for himself.

Mariano: Oh, the new girl…. She seems nice, but something is off about her.

Delores: What do you mean?

Mariano: Well one time I saw her walking and she was acting nervous, I might have followed her….

Delores: What?!

Mariano: Well she was acting weird so I followed. Anyways she went to this alleyway and saw she had a whitetail that twitched.

Delores wasn't surprised by this, she knew about her condition, but she was not quite sure how though.

Mariano: I mean you have the gift of hearing mei Vida, what have you heard?

Delores: She does have a curse/ gift…and she might be a witch, but she doesn't seem bad because she loves her pets and she seemed to talk about how lonely she is, it's kind of sad.

Mariano: Well, what about your tio, he's lonely. Hey, what if they go out together, I'd bet they would make a cute couple, huh?

Delores did smile at the thought of her tio finally finding someone, anyone for him to love.

Delores: We should get back they all are probably worried about us.

Mariano: Yeah, we don't want them to wait.

Then they left the forest to get back to their party to see Delores's Tio with the new girl, dancing?! Delores was surprised so was everyone else. They knew Bruno as the wallflower, the one that you can't pay him one million dollars to dance with anyone.

Wow, the wallflower finally bloomed, and all it took was a beauty of a witch to do it.

Thought Delores smiling at them from afar.

He was actually dancing with her. Bruno was actually having fun, his face said it all. Genuine happiness, and with a woman no less. They were dancing their own particular way until a slow song came on. At first, he was nervous.

Oh, shit! What do I do now, where do I put my hands?! She's looking at me, what do I do?!

Thought Bruno having a panic attack. She then took kind of the lead and placed his hands on her hips, which made him blush bet red.

Melissa: Don't tell meh ya never seen anyone slow danced before, real-life or in movies?

Bruno: Nope, I have not.

Then Melissa just pulled him closer and then he felt a little hot and sweaty. She can tell he's nervous.

Melissa: Ya know cutie, it's not that hard.

Yeah, but something is hard though…. And of fucking course it's in my pants and she's going to find it. I'm hoping, praying she won't notice.

Thought Bruno turning bet red once again.

Melissa pov

God, he's more nervous than a fox in a hen house. But he's cute though, shit… he must be hidin' somethin'… oh, ah'I see... poor guy that's why.

Then they both blushed bright red as I felt him, he kind of panicked and ran straight to casita without thinking, and without thinking I followed him as he slammed the bathroom door. I felt guilty making him dance with me.

Melissa: Ah'm sorry if Ah'I made ya uncomfortable… ya acted like ya're were havin' fun, and Ah'I went a little ta far.

For a moment I heard nothing, no breathing nothing. Then I heard a small scratching noise.

Bruno through the door: I'm so sorry I acted like that, I could assure you I had a good reason.

Melissa: It's ok, ah'I know. Ya just need ta calm down boi. It's not the end of the world cause of a boner.

For a moment there was no reply.

Bruno through the door: You know for a nice and innocent looking girl, you've got a very dirty mind.

Melissa: Oh honey aren't ya going to be in huge surprise. Once Ah'll be fully comfortable ta ya, be prepared ta hear a bunch of fuck shit.

They slightly laughed at that.

Melissa: So, how are ya feelin', Ah'I mean despite the… ya know, was it a complete end of the world?

Bruno's voice: No, not really, the dancing wasn't that bad, until I got super close to you.

Melissa: Aw, does someone have a crush on little old meh, huh.

Bruno's pov

God, she even sounds sooo fucking hot! What do I do?! God, I'm just getting a stiffy when she's fucking talking to me, damn it!

Bruno: I-I'm sorry….

Melissa through the door: For what sugar?

Bruno then pulled his dick out feeling like a total creep, just stroking it.

Melissa: Um… Sugar are ya, ok?

I hope she doesn't hear me. God, why am I such a creep?! Why does she get me so hot?! Is it her voice, her eyes, the way she looks?! Why?!

Melissa: Sugar?!

As I thought for some time I explode a load. I quickly cleaned it up.

Melissa through the door: Did ya just get off ta mah voice?!

Bruno: I-I said I was sorry…. But yeah… sorry.

Then there was no reply, at first.

Melissa through the door: Ah'I have no words, Ah'I don't know if Ah'I should be very flattered, or super disgusted. Gawd ya could have at least warned meh first, sure ah'I probably would have been weirded out at first, but I get it, ya fancy meh.

God damn it! She's right, I really did want her sooooo bad, but I can't act like an animal, I have to be a gentleman otherwise I'd probably scare her off.

No one's pov

Then Bruno came out of the bathroom and took one look at Melissa and said.

Bruno: Bye!

Melissa: What, wait, Bye?!

Then he did the same maneuver that he did with Maribel. He then held his breath and crossed his fingers, as he started to walk faster. She barely caught up to him rushing to his room, she slammed him on the door. He yelped in pain as she looked apologetic. But from what other people would have seen is something out of an anime where the guy would stop a female over by the wall with his fist up against a wall.

Melissa: Ah'm sorry, but ya can't just leave meh with just a bye. Ya should come back ta the party ya was doin' so well at dancin'

Bruno: I-I can't after ya know…

Melissa: Ah'I highly suspected no one had any idea that ya had a boner.

Then Camilo came in laughing and Antonio came in right after.

Antonio: Tio Bruno?

Bruno: Yes, Tonio?

Antonio: What's a boner?

Bruno and Melissa were bet red and shocked at for being five, he would know what a boner is, though they suspected Camilo as the culprit for teaching him such things at an early age.

Bruno: Camilo! Blast you child, for corrupting a young mind! We want him to stay pure and innocent for a while longer!

Antonio: Did I say something wrong, senorita Melissa?

Melissa: Don't worry hon, it's not ya'r fault. But for the record don't say that word until ya know what that word actually means ok, can ya please promise meh that, ok.

Antonio: Ok, I promise.

Melissa: Good boi, good boi.

She said smiling, patting his back gently.