Chapter 9

Out in the garden, two figures walked down the path towards the village. All the while fish lady was leading Bruno to the gate, he was thinking about Melissa. He stopped her at the gate.

Bruno: Listen, I just.. you seem like a nice lady, but I can't do this, I think I'm in love with someone elts, sorry.

Fish lady: Thank God! Don't be sorry, I'm glad to hear you say that! oh, I think you should go talk to them, whoever they are right away!

Bruno: Yeah, I should, thank you!

And with that, she left without hesitation, and he went to go find Melissa. After the demon caught wind of this, he turned into Melissa and tranced Bruno, led him to the lake, then hit him with a blunt object, and made him fall asleep, then he turned himself into Bruno and went to go find Melissa. Meanwhile, Camilo shapeshifted into fish lady and was trying to find Tio Bruno. Then he found his Tio Bruno walking towards the house, as he stopped him.

Fish lady/ Camilo: Hey sexy, you want to come with me? Hum?

Bruno/ Demon: Oh, back for more, ok, where do you wanna go?

God, this is sick why did I agree to this?!... oh right, we're doing this for senorita Melissa. But he should have known it was me by now.

Before Camilo could speak, a female voice came from behind them.

Melissa: Say What?! Ah'I thought ya only had eyes for meh?!

Bruno/Demon: I only have eyes for anyone that I need at the moment.

After hearing this, it cuts her deep as she lost it. Camilo was so shocked he didn't say anything.

Why would he say that, and to Melissa?! Did her eyes change shape?! thought Camilo.

Bruno/ Demon: Besides, I think your usefulness has reached its end. Plus who needs a fat, useless, ugly, pathetic waste of space around anyways.

Then Melissa smacked Bruno/ Demon.

Melissa: Ghaw! Dad was right! All men are pigs, even the good ones… ya should run away while ya still can hon, are ya sure ya want this man?!

She then started crying and ran into the forest all alone. Camilo was about to transform back and run after her until he saw the jaguar and his brother on its back running towards the forest. Bruno/demon was hurt, guilty, and confused about what he said to his daughter, so he started running anywhere, Camilo/ tried to catch up with him.

Meanwhile, Melissa ran and ran until she started to hallucinate about Bruno. She then turned into her wolfhound dog form, biting and scratching her way through the forest. Then she flipped a figure.

Melissa: Ah'I don't wanna see ya, ya filthy pig! (Sobs)

Bruno was on the ground confused.

Bruno: What the Hell just happened?! Wait, I need to talk to you! Wait!

Melissa: What?! Ya just told me ya didn't need meh anymore! Plus ya called meh fat…(Sob) useless…(Sob) pathetic….(Sob)

Bruno: What?! No no mei amor, I would never, Who told you that?!

Melissa: How can ah'I believe ya?!

Just then one of Bruno's rat's popped out of his ruana. It was a white rat with blue eyes.

Melissa: Pinky,… Oh, Brunito ah'm so sorry, (Growls) It had ta been mah fuckin' Dad then!

Bruno: Oh, your Father's here?!

Melissa: Well Ah'I brought him back ta life, which that was a fuckin' mistake…

Bruno: Wait, he was dead?!

Melissa: Well he's gonna be when Ah'I get mah fuckin' paws on him. Ah'll explain later,(Sigh) Ah'I promise.

Then Melissa bent down for Bruno to climb up her back, as they rode off together. Meanwhile, Bruno/demon and fish lady/ Camilo walked and walked until Camilo broke his silence, and transformed back to himself.

Camilo: Tio, tio, tio Bruno! Wait! What the Hell was that about?!

He was shocked to see the boy transform but said nothing, as they kept on walking.

Camilo: Tio Bruno!... this is so unlike you! You love her, why did you drive the only woman, whoever loved you away! We could have had another Tia, Tio Bruno!

Then the demon had it up to here with Camilo and turned to him.

Bruno/ demon: That's enough kid, stop your bellyaching! And plus I was sent here to get rid of a woman, I did my job so bye!

Camilo: Wait, What?! What are you talking about?! What Woman?! Do you mean Melissa?! Did Abuela put you up to this?! Wait, are you guys tranced by fish lady?!

Bruno/Demon: Tia, Tio, Abuela, fish lady, Kid, you're pushing it! You're so lucky that I made a promise.

Just before Camilo could speak again, they heard a woman's voice behind them, but before they both turned around Bruno slid off of Melissa and hid in a nearby bush.

Melissa: Howdy, Bruno.

Then Camilo saw a plan wolfhound that turned into a giant blueish white transparent beast with horns and tusks.

Camilo: Ok, what the Fuck is going on here?!

Melissa (Gv): Camilo, ya can shapeshift, and ya'r family's magical, and this is what baffles ya, and Ah'm surprised at ya! …. So, if ya're really Bruno, where's Pinky.

Bruno/ Demon: Who the Fuck is Pinky?! Is that code for penis?!

Melissa (Gv): Eww, No, of course not dad!

Camilo: I'm sorry but what the actual fuck is going on?! And first off who the fuck are you?!

Bruno's voice: Camilo, language!

Then Bruno came out of the bush, and Camilo blinked.

Camilo: So, if that's Tio Bruno, then who?...

Then the demon shapeshifts back to a demon.

Camilo: So, wait… you two are related, and that's your powers?!

Melissa (GV): No, like Ah'I said before it's more like a curse, and yes… he's mah Dad, Ah'Il explain later, ah'I promise.

Then without warning a flash of blur came running towards them, straight towards Melissa. Then the little boy jumped off his Jaguar and hugged Melissa.

Antonio: Tia Melissa, Tia Melissa are you ok?!

Melissa (GV): Oh, sugar cube ah'm fine but are ya sure ya should be callin' meh Tia, ah'm not married ta ya'r Tio…

Then from out of nowhere, a voice called out.

Female voice: Not yet, remember our agreement.

Melissa then transform back into her human form. And her father hid in the trees.

Melissa: Ah'I can explain, Ah'I was on mah own walking and…

Alema: Save it!... So, Brunito where's your date?

Bruno: She left ma, as I told you before people here don't fancy me much, maybe I should try someone who's not from around here.

Alema: (Sigh) Brunito, do you really love her?

Then Bruno looked Melissa in her Star-dust ocean blue eyes.

Bruno: Yes, more than anything in the whole wide world.

Alema: Well, I hate to say it, but it looks like I might have a new daughter-in-law.

Then with that, she walked towards Casita. Burno was excitedly hugging Melissa as her face went Grimm, he stopped as he noticed her expression.

Bruno: Why aren't you smiling Mei Amor?

Melissa: (Whisper) Can we go somewhere private?

Bruno: Ok, nenio's go inside, so I can talk to your future, Tia.

Camilo: Ok Antonio let's go to bed. Good night Tio, and good night Tia.

Antonio: Si, good night Tio, good night Tia Melissa.

Then they both hugged them tightly as they left them in their thoughts. They went somewhere private, to his room with Melissa's father.

Bruno: Um, Melissa, Mei Amor why is he here?!

Melissa: Because he has a lot to do with a lot of mah insecurities right now.

Bruno: What?!

Then without saying a word Melissa got up and started to strip, he then blushed as he turned away not looking at her beautiful pale peach skin under her once heavy clothes.

Bruno: You know what mama said!

Melissa: Brunito, please look, please look at meh.

Slowly he opened his eyes to see scars all over her body, he was scared yet mesmerized, guilty, and sad.

Bruno: H-How?!

Melissa: About 15, 20 years ago.. ah'I don't remember some time between them. Anyways ah'I did mah fair share of stupid shit, er….stuff…

Demon: Naw Babycakes ya got it right, it's Shit!

Melissa: Dad please just shh! Anyways…

She was afraid to go on until an owl flew into the room. He flew next to the demon, as he transformed into a huge owl demon. Then he spoke.

Stolas: Do you blame yourself?

Melissa: What?

Stolas: Well it's quite common for a person in this situation to feel a kind of guilt…

Melissa: What situation?

Stolas: The Accident.

Then she remembered the accident, the night she went to the grave to unearth her fathers grave, as stolas showed them through a time portal by using magic. Bruno watched in awe as the memory agonized her as the memory replayed itself.

Melissa: Ok, Ah'I admit Ah'I did stupid stuff, but ah'm payin' for it taa.

Stolas: Oh, you think, remember dear you sold your and your daddy's soul to me.

Bruno: What?!, this can't be true, Please tell me this isn't true!

Melissa: Brunito, please this was before Ah'I met ya. Listen Ah'I would understand if ya wanted ta break it off with meh, because of this, Hell if ya're smart, ah'I would!

Bruno: Then call me stupid in love, cuz baby you're stuck with me, I don't care, I love you.

Melissa: Ah'I love ya taa sugar, but that's why ah'I can't be with ya, what if we get married and have kids… or… if we could have kids….

Bruno: Wait, what do you mean if?!

Melissa: Equivalent exchange, in order ta get somethin', ah'I had ta give somethin' in return.

Stolas: I could look and see if you have a uterus still, but I can't promise you if you can or can't have babies.

Then Stolas looked through her to see the damages. He saw the damage to the uterus.

Stolas: Well, I see you do still have a uterus, but you have half a uterus.

Melissa: What the Fuck does that mean?!

Stolas: It means my dear, you have half a uterus, I don't know if you can ever have kids in this state.

After hearing this the demon felt guilty, and Bruno and Melissa were devastated as Melissa was in tears. But despite this Bruno tried his best to console her.

Bruno: It's ok, Mei amor, I'm too old for kids anyways. And plus you'll have me and I'm kind of like a baby or so they say…(nervous laughter)

She tears up even harder.

Bruno: Oh, I'm so sorry mei Vida, I don't care if we have children or none, I'll still love you, and I'll always will.

Melissa: Ya're such a saint, another reason why ah'I can't be with ya, ah'I don't want ya mixed up in mah shit, ah'm such a sinner Brunito.

Bruno: I still don't care, you're the only woman that looked my way. Please, don't leave me because you did something years ago. If I see your future and prove to you that you're my future!

Melissa: Ok, how do we do it?

Bruno: Come with me behind the sand falls in my vision cave.

Bruno blushed slightly as he held Melissa's hand, he felt how soft her hands were compared to his own. He blushed slightly. She was beautiful in every way. He turned his attention to the task at hand.

Bruno: Vamos!

Bruno and Melissa were still hand to hand, as the demon and Stolas followed them to the vision cave. They sat on the cool floor as he let go of her hands, as he started his ritual, with sticks, leaves, and a circle, he then grabbed her soft hands again as his eyes turned into a light shade of green.

Bruno: Do you trust me, mei amor?

She then grabbed his hands back.

Melissa: Yes, Ah'I trust ya.

Then he lit the sticks and leaves one by one as he threw some salt over his shoulder, and took a deep breath as he held her hands as the sand moved around them, in a greenish hue, even his eyes were a nice shade of green. As his vision started with her wedding, as she was standing at the altar with Bruno. The next vision was of her in bed exhausted holding three beautiful babies. Melissa was tearing up with joy.

Bruno: See, I told you everything would end up ok, mei amor.

Then the demon spoke up.

Demon: Babycakes… er… I mean Melissa, do ya really love this man?

Melissa: Yes ah'I do dady.

Demon: And you love my daughter?

Bruno: Y-Yes s-sir I love her with all my heart, all my soul.

Demon: Hum… we'll see about that.

Melissa: Ya don't have ta worry Daddy, he treats meh like a queen!

Demon: Hum… Stolas I need a quick word with you.

Then he grabbed Stolas by the hand and left the cave. after a few minutes, they came back flustered, and Stolas's neck fluff was fully puffed out in arousal.

Melissa: Dad, what did ya do?

Stolas: Me, dear me.

Demon: I did it for you Babycakes.

He said as he zipped his pants.

Melissa: What?

Demon: (Sigh) I… did it for you, I love you and I want to see you happy, even though I pictured you with another man…

Melissa: You know that ah'm Bi, right Dad.

Demon: Or woman, but as long as you're happy, I'm happy.

Then he wrapped his tail around her in a hug. Then Bruno was dumbfounded.

Bruno: So, you're giving us your blessing?!

Demon: Yes, but let me be very clear if you hurt or mistreat my daughter in any way, boi I will have your balls as my motherfucking trophy! Understand boi.

Bruno: Oh Y-yes s-sir, I've been nothing but a gentleman. I wouldn't think of mistreating my queen.

Demon: Make sure that you don't, I have eyes and ears up here.

Melissa: Dad, do ya really have ta go back?!

Demon: Well, yeah.

Melissa: Why don't ya stay for mah…er, our weddin', it would give us more time ta bond.

Demon: Oh, Babycakes, I would love to stay but I don't belong here.

Bruno: Please stay sir, it would mean so much to your daughter, and to me. I really want to see her happy.

Then for the first time, the demon cracked a small smile.

Demon: I guess I was wrong about you rat-man, Babycakes you know how to pick them. Ok, you twisted my arm, ok I'll stay for your wedding.

Melissa: Oh thank ya, Daddy!

Demon: Yeah, yeah don't go all mushy on me.

Bruno: See, one big happy famila!

She giggled until she noticed her father wasn't happy.

Melissa: Would ya like mah bed Daddy, ah'I could sleep on the couch…

Bruno: No, Nah uh! You mei amor, you will take my bed.

Melissa: But ah'I can't take ya'r bed. Where are ya going ta sleep?

Bruno: I'll go back to the wall, I lived there for ten years, and I can last for another 6ish months.

Melissa: No, Bruno ah'I can't allow ya ta do that ta ya'rself. Ah'll sleep on the floor next ta ya'r bed.

Bruno: No, I'll sleep on the floor, mei amor what kind of boyfriend, soon to be fiancé, let his girl sleep on the dingy floor.

Melissa: Oh, Brunito, ah'll feel so guilty.

Bruno: No, Mei amor it's ok it's what gentlemen do for their wives and girlfriends.

Melissa: Oh, Brunito, Ah'I don't deserve ya. How was ah'I so lucky ta have found ya?

Bruno: Maybe by fate mei amor.

(demon gagging)

Melissa: Maybe, maybe. Oh, and Ah'll clean up mah father's and his lovers um… mess.

Bruno: I'll come and help you, mei Vida.

Melissa: That's very kind of ya but, this is someone's bodily fluids and ah'I don't want ya ta deal with that.

Bruno: It's fine mei amor, besides I've dealt with bodily fluids all the time when my nieces and nephew were babies, I wasn't around for Antonio. And now we'll deal with your father's um… stuff.

Melissa: Yeah, but Brunito…

Bruno: It's fine honest.

Then they left the vision cave and went to the bedroom and looked at the horrors that awaited them.

Bruno: What the Fuck?! It looks like someone was murdered here!

In the hall, from across the way Delores, Camilo, Luisa, Isabella, Maribel, and even Antonio came out of their rooms to see what was going on. They rushed to Tio Bruno's bedroom. In the bedroom, Bruno's mouth was hung open.

Demon: Yeah sorry about the mess, my lover tends to get freaky nasty while doing it, so yeah…

Bruno: Ok, but why is there blood on my Fucking sheets?!

Demon: Oh, my lover eats mice, I know how to entice my man.

Then Bruno looked at Melissa Horroifide as he was about to have a panic attack.

Melissa: Ya Fuckin' didn't Dad!

Demon: Don't worry, it wasn't your boy toys little furry friends, I made a promise, and I'm going to keep my promise Babycakes. We can get these in Hell you know…

Then the door busted open to reveal six people coming into one room. Melissa quickly hid the bloody sheets. Everyone was surprised to see a demon on Bruno's bed except Delores, Camilo, and Antonio.

Antonio: Hi, Abuelo. Are you staying for a while?

Demon: Who's Abuelo?

Camilo: He thinks you are going to be our next Grandfather since your Daughter is going to be our next Aunt or Tia.

Demon: Listen kid you're very cute, but I'm nobody to anyone, ok squirt.

Antonio: But aren't you Tia Melissa's father?

Demon: Well… technically yes, but that's different.

Camilo: How?!

Demon: Listen, I can't explain ok!

Luisa: Yeah, Tio Bruno are you ok, we heard screaming and we thought you got hurt.

Bruno: Oh, we're fine just playing a game.

Isabella: What game has people scream curses?!

Bruno: Oh, um… well it's an adult game, yes a very adult game.

But they know Delores would know everything that's going on.

Isabella: Delores.

Then Delores was about to speak until she caught Bruno's eyes pleading. "Please mei Sabrina don't do it." Then Melissa looked into Bruno's eyes and got the courage to speak.

Melissa: (sigh) Look ah'I might not have been totally honest with ya kids. Ah'I might've made a mistake in the past that ah'I regret doin', and he might have ruined your Tio's sheets, that's why he screamed that slur, sorry on our behalf if everyone was sleepin'.

Maribel: Senorita Melissa how long is that thing going to be here?!

Melissa: A while, he's mah dad, Ah'I know that Antonio, Camilo, and Delores knows, ah'I just don't want ya'll ta be in the dark about it. Though try ta keep this a secret for now until ah'I can explain it ta Abuela and ya'll's parents, ok.

Isabella, Luisa, Maribel, Camilo, Antonio, and Delores: Ok, Tia Melissa.

Maribel: So… where's he going to stay?

Melissa: In the guestroom with meh, in fact, ah'I have ta start a project that a client just paid meh for, well Dad let's go back ta our room, oh, and Brunito ah'I need your sheets so ah'I could wash them.

Then she whispered into his ear.

Melissa: (Whisper) Meet meh by the river, we'll wash them there.

Then she walked towards the door, hurried up and picked up the sheets, and left. After she took her Dad to her room, she went straight to the river, when she got there she noticed Bruno sitting on the ground with Pinky. Melissa went up to Bruno hovering over him. He smiled at this.

God, she's so beautiful. I just want a kiss so bad.

Melissa: Howdy, sexy stranger.

Bruno: Why howdy yourself, so how are we going to do this?

Melissa: Well ya take one side and ah'I take the other.

Then they put the sheets into the water and began to wash them until they were clean. Then it started to rain, thunder, and Lightning. She quickly dried them.

Melissa: (Whimper) Oh, not again'!

Then they rushed back to the barn, with the sheets covering their heads. As they got into the barn and the lightning flashed and thunder roared, scaring Melissa.

Bruno: Do you want me to rub the bridge of your noes mei amor?

Melissa: Yes, please could ya, that would be so nice, thank ya.

Bruno smiled slightly as he began to stroke her nose, she laid back on him as he stroked her nose softly. Then after a while, she felt at ease and fell into a deep sleep, then he held her tightly as he fell asleep.