Chapter 14

Then after dinner, Melissa and Bruno took a few Arrapas and some fruit for her pets and her father. The Demon had tear stains. Melissa smiled at this.

Melissa: So, ah'I take it ya heard little Tonio's prayer, huh.

Demon: Give that kid a cookie. He's one Hell'ova kid.

Bruno slightly smiled, and then Melissa gave her dad some arrapas and fruit, she gave Pinky an Arrapa and some fruit, same with the cats, and dogs, then she gave Hans some fruit.

Melissa: Ya'll can watch Cowboy bebop, while ah'I go finish Pepa's earrings.

Then she put on cowboy bebop as she finished the earrings. After hours of her painting, putting the finish, and the finishing touches on it, like the blue gem rain droplets, it came out fantastic. Now all she had to finish was Delores's earrings, she looked at the time and it was three in the morning. She then looked over at her lover and father sleeping on the same bed, she giggled slightly as she decided to join them in bed. She scrunched herself between his arms as her back was prest against his front. Within moments of being tangled together, he had some wood. At first, she was nervous about it but then felt strangely into it.

Ah'I wonder if he's dreamin' about meh? Damn ah'm so lucky, he feels really big for an average male, though it might be because the poor baby might be bound up for the last 10 years, Ah'I mean 10 years without masturbatin,' that could either hurt or kill a person. Maybe Ah'I could help him out a little… ugh, if only ah'I could get his consent somehow, but… what if he gets mad at meh, but it looks like he really needs it.

She then went to his ear and whispered.

Melissa: (Whisper): Brunito?

Bruno: Hmm?

Melissa: (Whisper) Ah'I know this is goin' ta sound a little unorthodox but… but, would ya be mad if ah'I, um, if ah'I help ya?

Bruno: With what mei amor?

Melissa: With um… ya know, um… with it, ya're kinda pokin' meh. Ah'I felt ya'r wood and ah'I want ta help ya.

Then his eyes shot open and shot up in embarrassment.

Bruno: I-I'm s-sorry mei amor…

Then she put her finger to his lips.

Melissa: Shh, shh, shh.

She slips her fingers down his lips as she placed her hands on his.

Bruno: I didn't mean to, I kind of had a dream.

Melissa: About meh?

Bruno: Huh?...Yeah.

Melissa: What was it about?

Bruno: Well, it was about you asking to help me to um…pleasuring me.

Melissa: Ah'I did ask ya… if ah'I could help ya if ya want meh ta, ah'I mean.

Bruno: Well I mean, you want to?!

Melissa: Well yeah, hon ah'm surprised ya'r Dick didn't explode, for not masturbatin' for a long time.

Bruno: Maybe I have a lot of self-control, and having a niece that can hear everything helps that factor too.

Melissa: Well ah'I think…

Then she looked at her dad on the same bed, and her pets on the floor, where they thought about having sex.

Melissa: Wait… wait, mah dad's on the bed, mah animals are on the floor, and Pinky's somewhere, and Delores is three doors down, maybe we should wait, at least until they go on their honeymoon. Hell if we're lucky, we might have the whole house ta ourselves.

She said in a singing tone, Bruno blushed at this.

Bruno: Well I waited 10 years, what's another 6ish months.

Melissa: Ah'I promise Brunito, Ah'll Fuck ya're brains out then, how about we cuddle ta sleep.

Bruno: Well I guess that's fine, can I at least stick the tip in?

Melissa: Yeah if ya want ta risk waking mah animals, Delores, and mah father, and losing ya'r balls in the process.

Bruno: Fine, fine. You know sometimes I wish we could find a way to block her hearing for just a little bit.

Melissa: Ya mean like Earplugs or maybe ear muffs?

Bruno: Huh?

Melissa then jumped down and went through her things. She then pulled out some earplugs and a pair of ear muffs.

Melissa then smiled seductively at him.

Melissa: Ah'I found these, these might work for a little while…

Then a small knock came from the door, it was so small that the animals didn't wake up. Bruno and Melissa knew who it might be, it was either Delores or little Antonio. Melissa opened the door, Antonio rushed in with tears in his eyes and a plush Jaguar in hand outstretched to reach out for Melissa.

Melissa: Tonito, what's wrong?!

Antonio: I-I had (Sob) a-a bad dream!

Then the Demon woke up in a jolt, hearing crying, he hit the ground, then jumped up pulling out his gun and cocked it, ready to shoot.

Demon: Who's here, who's hurt, and whoever it is I'm ready to shoot.

Melissa: Dad, put that thing away! No one's hurt and no one is here, well except Antonio. He had a bad dream.

Demon: Are you F…

Melissa: Dad, please, language! He's five years old Dad!

Demon: You heard worse when you were born.

Melissa: Yeah, use that argument, and that's why ah'm f…ugh, messed up dad!

Demon: (Sigh) hmm, fine. I'm sorry kid, you just woke me up, I get cranky when you first wake me up. you should ask Melissa, she knows.

She shook her head up and down vigorously.

Melissa: But Dad, ya shouldn't scare or scar this poor kid, listen sugar, he's all bark little bite, ya're fine. (Nervous laugh) Right, Dad.

Then she punched him in the arm.

Demon: Yeah, yeah whatever.

Melissa: So, sugar why did ya come ta meh for ya'r nightmare?

Antonio: Well, I was going to tell mama and papa but they might not know what it'll mean, and plus they were busy.

Bruno curses in Spanish.

Bruno: Are you Kidding Me?!

Antonio: I-Is tio Bruno, mad at me?! (Sobs)

Bruno still cursing in Spanish.

Melissa: No, no hon, he's just… wantin' ta do the things that ya'r parents are doin'.

Bruno still cussing, and the demon's laughing.

Antonio: What things?

Melissa: It's not mah place ta tell ya hon, or at least until ya're older, well tell meh ya'r dream.

Antonio: Well, it's got animals in it, and it was about a dog, two snakes, three bulls, a tiger, a rat, a flying snake with legs and horns, a rooster, a monkey, and a pig with tusks. And they were fighting.

Melissa and the Demon went pale. Bruno and Antonio got nervous.

Bruno: Melissa, Melissa honey?!

Antonio: Tia, Tia Melissa, what does it mean?!

Melissa: Ah'm not sure love. But ah'I really don't want ta find out. Great, ah'I ta fight mah whole…

She covered Antonio's ears.

Melissa: (Whispers) Ah'I really have ta fight mah whole Fuckin' family?!

Then she uncovered his ears.

Melissa: Great, that's just f- hmm great.

Bruno: What, this might be a good thing, you might tie some loose ends!

Melissa slightly smiled.

Melissa: Ah'I love ya'r optimism hon, but with mah familia, that'll be a big fat chance, especially with mah two Tio's on mah mom's side. Her Hermano's are untrustworthy. The rooster and the snake aren't good allies.

Antonio: So, is there gonna be a fight?!

Melissa: Ah'I hope not hon, Ah'I hope not, but if there was ah'I wasn't built for fightin' but ah'I hope ah'I could diffuse this situation.

Bruno: How?!

Demon: I might have to step in.

Melissa: No, dad they think ya're dead… well ya are-ish, well was.

Demon: If your uncle or uncles lay a hand on my little girl, they're dead as in they're dead for real when I get my claws into them.

Melissa: Dad, Ah'm serious, this is mostly mah fight if it happens, ah'll deal with uncle Jeff and uncle Craig, if the time comes.

Bruno: And I'll be there right beside you.

Melissa: No, no hon this would be dangerous! Don't be a hero, even though ah'I like that part of ya, please don't.

Bruno: Well you know the vows till death do us part, well I'm taking it seriously. I'm not going to let anything hurt you, even if it's your Tio's.

Then Melissa put her hands on Bruno's face, then she pulled him in for a kiss, he turned red for a little bit remembering Antonio and her father was there.

Bruno: M-Melissa, mei amor your father and Antonio is watching.

Melissa: Ah'I know, (Whisper) Ah'I was goin' ta give ya a french kiss, but ah'I stopped mahself.

Antonio: Can I stay with you until I fall asleep.

Bruno shook his head no, but Melissa had other plans.

Melissa: Just until ya fall asleep.

Then he cuddled up next to Melissa and fell right to sleep, while his legs were prest on Bruno's back, as he looked miserable. They waited 10 agonizing minutes before Melissa got up, picked him up, and took him to his room. She opened the door lightly to see Jaggie there watching her every move. He let her in once he saw Antonio sleeping in her arms.

Melissa: Thanks Jaggie, can ya keep an eye on him since he had a nightmare.

The Jaguar roared a little and licked her hand as he put his head down for her to pet him.

Melissa: Thanks Jaggie.

Then she leaves and shuts the door quietly, then she remembers she had the earplugs and the ear muffs. She then went to Delores's door and lightly tapped on the door. Then the door opened to reveal Delores and on the bed was Mariano.

Delores: Oh, senorita Melissa you're still up?!

Melissa: Ah'm so sorry ta be disturbin' ya, and ah'I know this might be random, but ah'I just thought ah'I might interest ya in some earplugs or ear muffs. But ah'I see ya have some other distraction.

Mariano: Hola, senorita Melissa.

Melissa: Hola, hon, Ah'I brought this for ya ta muffle some sounds, like the moans from the other adult rooms in this house, see ya'r Tio is gettin' kinda frisky and…

Delores: Ok, yep, I get it, wear these, ok thank you, Tia.

Then she put on the ear muffs and closed her door real quick, and quite like. She then went back to the guest room. As she walked in, she noticed her dad was gone and so was Bruno. She then walked out and almost passed Bruno's room until she felt someone grab her, and pulled her against the wall pinned against his body. She then quickly realized it was Bruno. She also realized that he was topless. She felt a warm sensation move throughout her body as he placed his two fingers on the bottom and top of her chin to her lips.

Gawd why did ah'I let him watch anime?!

Bruno: You did give Delores those Ear muffs thingy right, so we can proceed with what we were doing.

Melissa: Oh what cha gonna do ta meh Brunito.

Then he smiled a mischievous smile, as he tried to undress her shirt, then she unbutton his pants. She saw the bulge of his underwear was getting tighter, and tighter. She then grabbed his arm as she pulled him in and shut the door with a loud thud. Then she looked at the bed and threw him on the bed. She landed on him, he blushed hard as he started to pull off her pants. His member stiffened as she started to rub it slightly.

A moan escaped his lips, as she started to go a little faster.

Bruno: Ugh, Fuck Mami careful, where's the fire, huh?! My thing isn't a hoes, and I'm not a fireman or a fire jumper.

Melissa: Do ya want ta be? We can cosplay as sexy, dirty, whatever if ya want, Ah'I think it's called role play. Oh, and if ya get real freaky ah'I got some, uh, toys?

Bruno: Toys?! What do you mean?!

Melissa: Ah'I mean look in mah…oh, right… Shit! Ah'I have ta go back ta the guest room and get the stuff. Don't miss meh while ah'm gone sugar.

Then she blows a kiss and shuts the door. Then Pinky comes running towards her squeaking up a storm.

Melissa: Pinky, what's wrong?!

Pinky: Squeak, Squeak, squeak.

Melissa: Sometimes ah'I wish ah'I had Tonito's gift.

Then she picked him up and rushed to the guest room. Then she noticed Pinky was frightened. He then ran to her bra and hid, she got nervous as he moved around and flattened himself against her, trying not to move a muscle. Then she got this feeling, she opened the door and found her dad with Stolas in an intimate position.

Melissa: Is everyone Fuckin' in this house, but meh and Bruno?!

Demon: Satan, does anyone ever knock any fucking more?!

Then Stolas smelt something.

Stolas: Is that a rat I smell?

Demon: Oh yeah, I bought these for you a while back, here.

He then pulled out a dead mouse and threw it at his lover as he caught it between his beak.

Melissa: Ew, but sorry ah'I can't knock someone might find it suspicious! Ah'I just came for mah..mah…sex…toys.

Demon: So, my Babycakes uses sex toys, I'm so proud. So what cha into, BTSM, role play, heavy petting, penetration, ooh, what about Dungeons and dildos… oh I get it, you must be newbies.

Stolas: Ohh, the Dungeons and Dildos sound like fun.

Melissa: Yes, we're new at it, ah'I just came for mah stuff if ya don't mind.

The Demon smirked.

Demon: Do you have a strap on? He might like that one.

Melissa just looked at him weirdly.

Demon: No seriously, it did wonders for me and Stolas.

Melissa: Thanks Dad, a little ta much info.

She grabbed her case and left. She rushed back to Bruno's room, she went into Bruno's room with a mischievous grin.

Melissa: Ah'I hope ah'I didn't keep ya waitin' sugar.

Bruno: No no mei amor, you didn't keep me long, but you did keep me long and hard.

Melissa giggled as she shook her head.

Melissa: Ya nasty, so what got you so frisky anyways.

Bruno: Well you of course, and mama did say we are getting up in age, plus I did always wanted to start a family. So, I guess the perfect time is now.

Then he pulled and pinned her on the bed. She licked her lips seductively. As she started touching his chest. Then he started kissing her lips, at first it was soft and tender, then it started to get rougher, more passionate. Then she felt his member. She started stroking it, until…

Female voice: Time for breakfast!

Bruno and Melissa: Are ya Fucking kidding meh!

Are you Fucking kidding me!

They went downstairs all groggily, tired, and miffed, As they sat in their usual spots, everyone was happy until they noticed Abuela and the kids weren't there, and Melissa and Bruno weren't in a good mood. Felix started drinking his coffee.

Pepa: So, what's up your guy's asses, this morning.

Bruno: Nothing, we didn't get that far.

Then once again Felix spits out his coffee and Augustin swallowed so fast and started coughing. Julieta was shaking her head.

Julieta: Ayos Mio, you're lucky the kids ain't here. They don't need to be hearing this.

Melissa: Speakin' of kids, we were tryin' ta make, until poor little Antonio had a nightmare last night, about meh getting' inta a fight with mah family.

Then everyone went quiet, except Augustin who was still choking.

Felix: So, they're coming here?!

Julieta, Pepa: When?!

Augustin still choking possibly turning blue. Then Melissa pointed to Augustin as Julieta tried to help him.

Melissa: Ah'I don't know, ah'I told them the weddin' was the 31st of October. But ah'I never got an answer from anyone yet, well except mah mom.

Then everyone else decided to come down, it was a very quiet breakfast, Abuela can feel the tension.

Abuela: So, I can sense the tension between you two, what's wrong.

Bruno: Well…

Melissa: We tried doing what ya asked until we were interrupted by little Tonito, but it wasn't his fault, he had a bad dream. Ah'I let him stay with us until he fell asleep. Then ah'I put him in his room, that's all.

Abuela: And what was his dream about?

Melissa looked at Antonio to see if he wanted her to tell them about his dream or not. He shook his head up and down.

Melissa: Well he had a dream about meh, gettin' in a fight with mah familia…

Abuela: Well it's just a dream.

Melissa: Ah'm hopin' it's just a dream.

Abuela: You don't believe it's real, do you?

Melissa: Well the ay mah familia is… ah'I don't doubt it.

Maribel: Who wants more arrapas?! (Nervous giggle)

Camilo: You know I want more arrapas.

Julieta and Antonio: You always want more arrapas.

Melissa: Ah'll take another. Mah nerves are shot.

Then after breakfast, Melissa, Maribel, and Bruno checked the garden. They started watering the ground, to make sure the ground was moist for the seeds. Then Melissa had the idea of making a scarecrow. She got some wood, a wire frame, and some old clothes of her grandfather's, and some hay. After 5 minutes, Bruno found her and started helping.

Melissa: Please be careful mei amor, that's mah Abuelo's clothes. Ah'I might have a head for our friend here.

So she left for some time to rush back into casita. She rushed out after 10 minutes and came out with a mannequin head.

Bruno: What is that?!

Melissa: Oh, ah'I might have forgotten ta tell ya ah'm a furry? (nervous laughter)

Bruno: What's a furry?!

Melissa: Well it's kinda a fandom that likes anthropomorphic animal media, like Beast stars, Aggreatsuco, zoo topia, Robin hood, or turning red. Though ah'I should warn ya some use it as a kink thing, but others mostly usually do this as a Hobbie. Ah'll be honest with ya, ah'I can do both if ya'r inta it, ya don't have ta if ya don't feel comfortable. But ah'll tell ya this also, Hazari does have only fans.

Bruno: Wow, ok that's a lot to take in.

Melissa: Though to tell ya the truth that's how ah'I made most of mah wages since I lost mah job, and ah'I was highly new ta the jewelry makin' business, so ah'I had the idea of Hazari havin' an only fan… wait, ya knew about Only fans?!

Bruno: Only from my nephew Camilo, after I heard what it was for, God I didn't know what to think of this world anymore.

Melissa: Ah'I, ah'I was desperate, ah'I needed the money, it was a lot better than stealin' which ah'I really felt guilty for, and ah'I need away out from that house, ah'I needed ta go. (Starts Sobbing)

Bruno then held her, as she looked up.

Bruno: Even though I don't care for it, and since your old enough ta do those horrible things on there, it doesn't seem that bad, though it's not my cup of tea. And if you haven't done it, you probably wouldn't have been here with me.

Melissa: So, has this ruined the mood or…

Bruno: Oh right, well, I mean…

Female voice: Tio Bruno! Tia Melissa! It's been about 35 minutes!

Melissa: Ugh, Fuck meh!

Bruno: Is that an invitation.

Melissa: Ugh, she's looking for us.

Bruno: Let her look for a while. Besides, you know we both need this.

Melissa: Well, aren't we sooo bad.

Bruno: You know it, Mami.

Then they started kissing, which lead to more, and they finally made love for the first time. After a while, they came out of the barn over the moon. They came into the house, flying on rainbows. Everyone noticed their ora's changed from grumpy-like to over the moon within a couple of hours.

Felix: So, you guys finally did it, congrats. I remember our first time, right Pepie. (Ho ho he he)

Pepa: Yes, very, it was lovely, I remembered you being very nervous. It was so cute.

Felix: Cute, or sexy as you put it.

Pepa: Oh, you, stop!

Julieta: Our first time was something, poor Augustin fell into an underground bee's nest, while we were trying to do it, I had to fix him on the spot.

Bruno: Was that the time you guys went on that picnic?

Augustin: Yes, yes it was. But it wasn't the food I wanted to snack on, it was her that I wanted.

Julieta: Oh, stop you're making me blush.

Melissa: So how did ya'll meet?

Julieta: Should you tell her, or should I?

Pepa: I think you should.

Julieta: Well, there weren't many kids our ages except for Felix and Augustin, see Bruno being well… Bruno, people avoided him.

Felix: Except me and Augustin, I mean he was weird…

Bruno: Hey!

Felix: Let me finish!

Bruno: Sorry, sorry.

Felix: Sure, but once we got to know him, he wasn't all that bad.

Pepa: Are you sure it wasn't to get to us?

She said in a singing voice.

Julieta: Pepa!

Felix: (Gulp) Well it didn't hurt, at first, we thought he was weird, but over time we became the three amigos. Then after that, we got to meet the girls, and really that was it, Though before the wedding I thought Bruno was going to tell me, " If you hurt my Hermana, I kill you", well he told me "No, but if you hurt my Hermana, she'll probably kill you, herself." And I was like "What a woman." I was the luckiest man in the world.

Augustin: He didn't say much to me on our wedding day just "Please, just make her happy." I think I filled that promise quite well, right mei amor.

Then he picked up her hand and kissed it. She then giggled at this.

Julieta: Yes, yes you did mei amor.

Melissa: How did ya'll propose?

Pepa: Well he proposed here, in casita. I was so happy.

Julieta: Well, sweet Augustin he took me to a nearby tree, slipped into that said tree, and knocked off a bee hive, had to feed him an arrapa.

Melissa: No offense hon, but it seems like ya need ta stay away from trees and bees.

Augustin: How do I cut down the trees for the fire?

Melissa: Ya'r main concern was every time ya're outside ya do somethin' and ya get stung by bees, right.

Augustin: Yes.

Melissa: Ok, as ah'I said, build a bee farm, they'll leave the hive and move ta the bee box, then take the old hive and get rid of it, or put it in the bee box.

Augustin: Are you sure this will work?

Melissa: Well ah'm not 100% sure, but it won't hurt ta try. Is it better ta try than ta be a walkin' pin cushion that blows up?

Augustin: I guess I can give it a try.

Melissa: So, does anyone in this house know how ta make a bee hive box?

Everyone shook their heads no.

Melissa: Well, that's great. Well, ah'I guess we'll have ta figure that out when we come across that bridge.