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Wrongsick!
"Look at them all! They have the rarest of the rare here!" Kim enthusiastically said as she led Monique and Yori through the Cuddle Buddy convention at the mall.
"O M G, they are so cute!" Monique said, picking up a Pandaroo.
"I find them very strange looking," Yori remarked, picking up an Otterfly curiously.
"Some of these things sell for hundreds," Kim said.
"For a beanbag?" Yori incredulously asked, frowning.
"Collector's items girlfriend," Monique corrected. Suddenly someone bumped into her from behind, causing her to squeal a bit in surprise. "Hey, watch it!" she shot.
"Oopsie daisy, my bad," the all-too-familiar voice of DNAmy said.
"DNAmy!" the three girls exclaimed, turning quickly on her with eyes wide.
"Oh don't worry about little me. I'm not here for any villainy things today," the woman said, brushing it off. Monique, rubbing the back of her neck in discomfort, harrumphed. Amy inwardly smirked. Good, the chip had held fast. "Ooh, lookie over there, Kimmie!" Amy exclaimed, pointing towards a glass case containing only the rarest of the rare Cuddle Buddies.
Kim gasped. "No. Way. A Roadroyote!" she exclaimed, not even feeling Amy's light touch on the back of her neck or the pinch that accompanied it. "No wonder it's under high security!"
"Isn't it amazing?" DNAmy enthusiastically gushed. Yori, examining one of the beanbags, didn't even notice when Amy slipped behind her and placed the third chip onto the back of her neck.
"Ow," the ninja said, hand instantly covering the area.
"What's wrong?" Kim asked, looking worriedly at her.
"I believe something bit me," Yori replied.
"Me too," Monique agreed, rubbing her own 'bite'. "Man, they really gotta watch the bugs here."
"Anyhoo, I'll just be on my way," DNAmy sang out.
The geneticist turned and began walking off, but as she did, Kim spotted a packet fall out of the woman's sleeve and started, raising an eyebrow. Curiously she went to it and picked it up. "Huh? What's this?" she wondered, examining it. Inside was on small, almost invisible little black thing. Curious, she took it out with a finger to get a better look.
"Looks like one of those little costume moles," Monique replied, checking it out. "Hey, maybe Amy's got a date."
"Amy? With who?" Kim incredulously asked. "No offense to her, but she can be a bit... overbearing."
"Dunno. Killigan didn't seem to mind too much," Monique said, using a finger to transfer the 'costume mole' from Kim to her. "Amy girl, hold up!" she called, running after DNAmy.
Amy turned curiously. "Yes?" she asked.
"You dropped this," Monique replied.
"Dropped what?" Amy asked in confusion. She gasped as suddenly Monique tripped, falling against her with a shout and knocking them both down. Amy squealed in surprise as she felt a prick on the back of her neck. Uh oh.
"Oopsie, sorry," Monique quickly apologized, getting up.
"You-you fell. There was a prick on my... Oh no!" Amy exclaimed, flustered. She tried to find the packet she'd stashed up her sleeve and gasped. It wasn't there anymore! Her hand quickly went to the back of her neck. She couldn't feel anything, but she wasn't about to take that as a good sign. "I-I have to go," Amy quickly said, swiftly hurrying away. This was bad. She had to get Drakken to remove it from her neck before he actually started using the Moodulators! The problem would be finding him. She didn't have her phone on her so couldn't call, and she didn't know his number off hand! Maybe if she could find Shego? That was it! She'd find Shego! Shego had taken off on the hunt when they'd seen that Amelia hadn't been with Kim, Yori, and Monique. She couldn't have gone far though, right?!
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Shego, in disguise, sat in Club Banana. Given how popular the chain was with her generation and below, she figured it was only a matter of time before she caught a glimpse of Amelia dropping by to browse. She perked up on seeing the young woman enter alone and begin looking around. Good. It wouldn't take too much skill to place this ridiculous chip on the back of her target's neck. She rose and casually moved into a position behind her, slowly advancing.
Amelia, browsing one of the racks, pulled out a shirt and frowned distastefully at it. Club Banana was falling behind the times, she noted. Shaking her head, she hung it back up. Just then she felt a sudden biting sensation on the back of her neck and gasped, covering it and turning quickly. She met the eyes of a startled-looking redheaded woman wearing sunglasses. "Oh, sorry to startle you. I just felt something bite me and was a bit surprised," she apologized. She frowned a bit, tilting her head. "Hey, do I know you?" The stranger seemed familiar somehow.
"Huh? Who? Me? Uh, no. No, no, no, not at all. I'm a complete stranger," the woman replied, grinning innocently.
Shego cursed herself. She should have been able to get away without being seen, but true to form, Drakken had forgotten one little tiny detail it seemed. The fact the chips hurt when being put on! They hadn't before, she remembered. She wasn't sure if the change was a good sign or a bad one. Quickly she turned and began walking away. Amelia watched after her, puzzled. Something wasn't sitting right with her about this. She hesitated a moment but then began to follow the stranger at a distance. It seemed kind of creepy, but she just couldn't shake the feeling that something bad would happen if she didn't. Though to be fair, something bad might happen anyway.
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Ron was eating at the food court waiting for Kim to be done with the Cuddle Buddy Convention. "Man, this tanks," he complained. Then he realized he didn't even have Rufus to complain to. He'd left his little buddy with Sensei. The two were babysitting Hana while Amelia took a break from guarding her. "Man, this double tanks!" he exclaimed, folding his arms.
Killigan, meanwhile, was watching from behind some plants. He grinned cruelly. Carefully he slunk from behind the shrubs and approached Ron from behind, glad for the crowds in the food court. He reached out carefully and suddenly pushed the chip onto Ron. "Gotcha!" he exclaimed, right before realizing it probably hadn't been in his best interests to announce his presence.
"Bah!" Ron exclaimed, leaping up and spinning around. "Duff Killigan?!" the boy blurted. "What did you do to me?!"
"Do? Ah did nothin' t' ye laddie," Killigan innocently replied, grinning awkwardly.
"Then why do I feel a pinch on the back of my neck?" Ron demanded.
"Yer pulse?" Killigan lamely defended.
"You placed an exploding tick on me, didn't you?!" Ron exclaimed in horror.
"Nay, laddie! No' at all. At least no' an explodin' one. Killigan replied with a wicked grin. With an evil laugh, he bolted.
Ron blinked blankly after him before realizing he should probably chase down the villain and demand the truth. Snapping out of his stun, he raced after the golfer. "Hey, come back here!" he shouted.
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Shego, by now, had realized she was being followed. She sped up quicker and glanced into the reflection of a store window. Amelia wasn't far behind! Great. She picked up the pace, breaking into a run. Amelia broke into a run as well. Shego inwardly cursed and leapt onto a railing, sliding down it as patrons screamed in alarm, moving out of her way.
Killigan, meanwhile, was running towards that very staircase. He looked back at Ron, who was gaining, then ahead again. He gasped. Shego was sliding down towards him! "Killigan, move!" she called, seeing her ally right in her way.
"Whoa, lassie!" Killigan exclaimed as Shego slammed into him, knocking them both to the ground in a tangle of limbs. Immediately they both felt a biting sensation on the back of their necks and gasped in alarm. "Oh no. Ye didn't!" Killigan exclaimed.
"Me?! You got in the way!" she protested, now alarmed. "Ugh, tell me that wasn't the chip!"
"Lassie, Ah wish Ah could," he replied.
"Oh no. This is bad. We need to contact Drakken!" she exclaimed, pulling Duff up. Just then, though, Amelia and Ron reached them.
"Shego!" Ron exclaimed.
"I knew I recognized her," Amelia said to Ron.
"No time, sidekick. We need to get these Moodulators off, stat!" Shego exclaimed.
"Wait, Moodulators? Oh man, is that was you put on me?" Ron demanded of Duff. "Have you lost it?! I knew the biting sensation meant trouble."
"Biting sensation? Oh no," Amelia said. "They chipped me too!"
"And now each other!" Duff shot. "We need t' get t' Drakken. Come on, lassie," he said to Shego, grabbing her wrist and pulling her after him. Shego whipped out her phone and immediately speed-dialled Drakken willing him to pick up.
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Wade looked around the mall. The anonymous email he'd been sent, about a top secret device some secret agency wanted his help on, had perked his interest. He was to meet his contact from said agency here. Where was the guy, or girl? "I thought you might come," a voice said.
Wade gasped and looked up, paling. "Dr. Drakken?!" he exclaimed in shock.
"Wade Lode. We meet face-to-face at last," Drakken replied, grinning coldly as he stepped from the shadows.
"You set me up!" Wade exclaimed.
"You bet I did," Drakken replied. "Just an experiment, mind you." He produced the two chips. One of them would soon be attached to Wade. Wade gasped and tried to bolt, but Drakken grabbed his arm firmly. Luckily, Wade knew just what he could do.
"Help! Help! Someone's trying to kidnap me! Help!" he exaggeratedly called. Drakken gasped and paled.
"Nrrgh, curse your age!" the villain shot, shoving the chip onto the back of Wade's neck and letting the boy go. Immediately he bolted. Wade raced after him, still calling for help. "Nrrgh, just my luck," Drakken complained, rubbing the back of his neck without thinking. He barely noticed the biting sensation. Just brushed it off as of no consequence. Probably a bug or fly or something. Darting around a corner, he ran right into Duf and Shego, the latter who was holding her phone impatiently to her ear.
Shego gasped upon seeing him. "Dr. D!" she exclaimed, lowering the phone. "We have a problem. Moodulators. On us! We need to get them off!" Just then Ron, Amelia, and Wade arrived on the scene. "Just great," Shego sarcastically said, hopelessly rolling her eyes and shrugging.
"The buffoon!" Drakken exclaied.
"Hey!" Ron protested.
"An' where the buffoon is, Kim Possible esn't far behind," Killigan darkly said, looking in the most likely direction the cheerleader would come from.
"Team Drakken!" an all-too-familiar voice shouted from the top of the steps. Drakken, Killigan, and Shego winced and looked up with scowls.
"Kim Possible!" Drakken furiously shouted. Backing her were both Monique and Yori, to the villains' annoyance.
"What are you up to this time?!" Kim demanded.
"That's none of your business!" Drakken replied.
"KP, Moodulators!" Ron blurted.
Kim started. "Wh-what? Moodulators? Seriously?! Again?!"
"Wait! Those must have been those pinches we felt!" Monique realized, turning to Yori with eyes wide. Yori gasped.
"Oh that's it! I'm not going through this again, Drakken!" Kim snapped.
"You're goin' down Blue Boy!" Monique chimed.
"Pandaroo, I choose you!" Amy's voice suddenly shouted from behind. Yori, Kim, and Monique gasped, whipping around with eyes wide just in time to see the Panda-Kangaroo hybrid jump at them with a roar!
Monique dove to the side with a scream as Kim backflipped down the steps and Yori dodged around behind it. The ninja frowned, setting her sights on DNAmy, and lunged at her. Just then, though, a familiar figure leapt down between them. Yori stopped with a gasp, eyes widening. "Monkey Fist!" she exclaimed.
"Why so surprised? You should have known I wouldn't be far if Killigan and Drakken were both here," Monkey Fist said.
Yori frowned, getting into a fighting stance. "I had hoped you were not quite as close as this," she answered.
"Sorry to disappoint," he answered, grinning wickedly. Immediately he went at her with a monkey shriek. Amy sighed dreamily with a grin, clasping her hands together. He was defending her! How romantic!
KP
Hirotaka and Fukushima burst into the mall about the time Pandaroo roared and froze in place, eyes widening. Alarmed, they turned to one another. "That does not sound good," Fukushima said.
"Quickly, the others might be in trouble!" Hirotaka exclaimed. Immediately the two boys raced towards the commotion. In moments they came upon the scene and without even stopping charged right in to help. Something had clearly gone very, very wrong.
The battle raged and was only getting worse. Drakken managed to extract himself from it and pulled out the control device for the Moodulators. "Ah hah! Now, Kim Possible, I will be victorious!" he boasted, forgetting about the fact it wasn't just the heroes who had been subjected to the chips.
"Drakken, no!" DNAmy, Shego, Ron, and Killigan all screamed. Shego made a wild grab for the device but instead knocked it from her boss's hand just as he pressed the button!
"What? What did I do?" Drakken demanded as the device slid out of sight somewhere. When he began feeling something taking over him, though, he realized his mistake and paled The Moodulator control device was probably getting kicked all over the place! Almost immediately their faces began flashing through a thousand different emotions with each new kick or bump. With a final kick, though, the device fell into a gutter. When it hit the ground the screen at settled on one emotion and lit up with a pink face, hearts surrounding it. Love!
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Fukushima gaped in shock as suddenly everyone around him gasped in pain and began flickering through so many emotions he couldn't keep up. "What on earth? What is wrong with you all?!" he demanded, uncertainly stepping back from the mess and dropping into a fighting stance. Something told him it wasn't good, whatever it was.
All at once they froze. Cautiously Fukushima stepped ahead, but he didn't quite go up to them yet. Suddenly a certain look came over each one of their faces, dazed and enraptured. Adoration and love sprang to each set of eyes. Amelia sighed dreamily, looking at Wade. Wade was unaware of the woman's eyes upon him, though, as his gaze was fixed adoringly at Monique. Fukushima started and frowned icily. He didn't believe he approved of the way the boy was looking at his tigress.
When Monique sighed adoringly while looking at Ron, though, Fukushima almost lost it completely. "The Outsider?! You choose the Outsider?!" he demanded of her.
"He's so dreamy," Monique said to Fukushima, giggling.
Fukushima blinked blankly. She was kidding, right? "What?" he demanded
He looked at Ron incredulously and gasped, paling and forgetting the state Monique was in. Ron was gazing longingly at DNAmy; and she was fixated on Hirotaka and Hirotaka was fixated on Shego and Shego was ogling Killigan and Killigan was... well, to the golfer's credit he was fidgeting, clearly trying to keep control of his own mind, but his eyes were locked on Kim who, to Fukushima's absolute shock and horror, looked ready to leap on Drakken of all people! Drakken, meanwhile, was looking horrified and alarmed, apparently realizing what was happening to him but struggling to battle down the volatile emotion he was being forced to feel. The doctor's eyes were flickering in Yori's direction and Yori for her part... Oh please no. Yori was gazing at Monkey Fist with such deep love in her eyes that Fukushima could hardly wrap his head around it. Monkey Fist was gaping at her in horror, uncertainty, and fear, yet despite that his eyes managed somehow to continuously find their way over to Amelia. It was clear that he, like Killigan and Drakken, was trying to resist, Monkey Fist undoubtedly using the entirety of his meditation prowess to try and battle the welling emotion down.
Fukushima looked around the circle blankly and could practically read their intentions. "Oh no… No, no, no! Don't you dare!" he exclaimed. Too late.
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Amelia was instantly next to Wade. "Ooh, you adorable little thing. I could just eat. You. Up," she cooed, tapping his nose lightly.
Wade gaped in shock then pulled away. "Back off!" he said before immediately going to Monique. "H-Hey Monique. Wow you look so beautiful. H-hey, you want to, I don't know, go…?"
Monique pulled away from him. "Not in a million years, kid. Ron! Ronnie honey, ooh you're so strong and handsome. And mmm, mmm, mmm, those monkey powers. Boy, you I am definitely interested in spending more time with," Monique said to Ron.
"Out of my way!" Ron shot in annoyance, shoving her back. He raced to DNAmy's side. "Yo Ames. Those mutants of yours are bon diggity! Hey, maybe you can teach me, you know, some tricks," he said.
"Go away, Ronald!" Amy shot, frowning dangerously at him. She pushed passed him and almost threw herself into Hirotaka's arms. Hirotaka gaped at her in horror. "Hirotaka, ooh, what big muscles you have. I bet you can do all kinds of things with those."
"Let go!" Hirotaka ordered, disgustedly shoving her off. He instantly hang-sprang over to Shego's side. "Shego, your names flows off the tongue like water. An interesting contrast for one who is so closely tied to fire. You know, lately I cannot stop thinking about you."
"Take a hike, buddy!" Shego shot sharply, lighting up her plasma and blasting him back. Fukushima winced. That looked painful. Shego almost pranced over to Duff and draped her arms around his neck. "Duffy, wuffy, ooh, do you know how sexy your accent is? I've always had a thing for the Scottish," she cooed, twirling her finger in his beard.
"Ach, get yer hands off o' me, lassie!" Killigan ordered, pulling away like she was a disease. Immediately he was next to Kim. "Mornin' lassie. Ye' look particularly ravishin' t'day." He started suddenly as if just realizing what he'd said. "Wait a minute. Wha' am Ah doin'?!" Fukushima gasped. Of course. There were still some glimmers of hope! He had almost forgotten that some were still trying to fight it.
"Cha, not likely," Kim replied, pulling away. She flung herself into Drakken's arms, kissing him hard. "Don't tell me you've never wondered what it would be like to kiss your arch-foe," she purred at him, playing with his hair. Drakken, looking mortified, cried out in alarm, shoving Kim off.
"Um, Kim, you do know I'm almost as old as your father, right? Right?" Drakken asked.
"Love knows no age limit," Kim said, giving him the puppy dog pout. He cried out in alarm and turned only to find himself bumping into Yori.
"Yori! H-hello my dear. Your perfume is particularly intoxicating today," Drakken murmured, bending down to her neck and breathing in. He was flipped over her head almost instantly, crying out in pain. He supposed he deserved that. He wasn't even sure what had come over him.
"I will never be yours," she said to him coldly. She did, however, swiftly move to Monkey Fist. "My Lord Monkey Fist, ko-kon'nichwa."
"Are you feeling quite all right?" Monkey Fist nervously asked, backing away uncertainly.
She blushed deeply and looked down. "I must confess, I do not feel quite myself. At least, not when I am near you," she timidly said, shyly smiling up at him.
His eye twitched a bit. "Um, I, uh, have to go!" he blurted. Quickly he spun to flee only to bump into Amelia. He gasped. "Amelia! Dear girl, how beautiful you look today. I've noticed you've improved in your fighting. How very fetching," he found himself cooing. He started, shaking his head. "Wait, what did I just say?!" he said.
"Your status doesn't win you any points in my books, Lord Fiske. Besides, my heart belongs to a nerd. Sweet little Wade," she replied, rejecting him flat.
Fukushima gaped in horror at what he was witnessing. "Wrongsick," he tightly said, quoting the outsider.
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All at once arguments began breaking amongst the whole love… he didn't even know. Circle? That seemed fitting. There was hardly a person not silent.
He vaguely heard Yori saying to Monkey Fist. "Do you not know that I give up anything if only you would pretend to love me! Oh please, my lord, turn your eyes upon me if only once!"
Monkey Fist gaped down at her, holding her arms tightly. He cursed the deep flush he felt on his cheeks. Just then he noticed Amelia nearby and gasped, eyes fixed on her. "Release me,!" he ordered Yori, shoving her roughly away to go to Amelia.
"Shego, get away!" he heard Duff exclaiming in terror, trying to hold the woman back with his golf clubs, all the while watching Kim.
"I don't think so, cutie," Shego replied.
"Hey, keep away from my Drakken!" Kim shouted at Yori angrily on seeing Drakken approaching the forlorn ninja girl. Yori started and looked back at Kim, confused.
"Monique, come on, give me a chance!" Wade was begging. Monique harrumphed and leaned against Ron, giggling and batting her eyelashes.
"Will you back off?" Ron was insisting, shoving Monique away from him.
"Shego, please, do you not see how deeply I love you?! All I want is to hold you in my arms! It is all I will ever want again! Must I give you my soul to earn your love? I will!" Hirotaka begged on hands and knees as Shego glared at him in disgust.
"Hiro, sweetie, if you're going for an older woman, you can do better," Amy cooed to Hirotaka, grabbing him up and crushing him in a tight hug. Hirotaka coughed, choking for air. Shego laughed and focused attention on Killigan again.
"Wade, haven't you ever wondered what it would be like to be with someone like me?" Amelia was sweetly whispering.
"Oh gods!" Fukushima exclaimed, holding his head in his hands in horror. This was so, so bad! "Enough, enough! Stop this madness!" he screamed furiously.
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Everyone froze, every ye turning to him in disbelief. Fukushima stiffened, regretting he'd opened his mouth. "Fukushima, what has come over you?" Hirotaka asked.
"Me?! You are after Shego!" Fukushima replied. Hirotaka blinked and glanced curiously at Shego. For a moment there was a flicker of uncertainty in his eyes like he felt something was off. "Then Kim is after Drakken and Monique is after Ron and Yori is after Monkey Fist! The list goes on! What has come over me? Nothing! You have just all gone insane!" Fukushima yelled, freaking out. "No! I am not dealing with this right now. I have to go," he said. Quickly he raced away. Let them argue amongst themselves. He had to figure out what to do to fix it!