At the mall, while shoppers were walking around, the Rainbooms were sitting at a table. Rarity was trying out her new bracelet, Rainbow Dash was eating a slice of pizza, Twilight was drinking coffee, Applejack and Fluttershy were eating doughnuts, and Sunset was looking around for Pinkie.

Sunset: Hm. Where's Pinkie Pie?

Rainbow Dash: She said she had to charge her computer.

They heard somebody's foot stomp. They looked behind them and saw Pinkie Pie with her laptop and some cotton candy in her hair.

Pinkie Pie: Who's ready for Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged?

The girls smiled while Rainbow raised her arm up.

Rainbow Dash: We are!

Meanwhile, the Crusaders are at Scootaloo's house in her room.

Scootaloo: We'll be in here, Aunt Holiday. Thanks for the cookies!

Scootaloo closed her room door and made her way to her computer.

Sweetie Belle: For the record...

She crossed her arms.

Sweetie Belle: ...I'm still against this.

Apple Bloom placed a hand on Sweetie Belle's shoulder with a smile.

Apple Bloom: Lighten up, Sweetie Belle. It'll be fun. Trust me.

After Sweetie Belle sighed, she and Apple Bloom walked behind Scootaloo while Scootaloo was typing in the show.

Scootaloo: Okay, Yu-Gi-Oh... Abridged!

The screen pulled up a whole playlist of episodes.

Scootaloo: Whoa! That's a lotta episodes!

Apple Bloom: Hmmm.

Apple Bloom looked at the playlist and spotted the episode after the one she watched at school.

Apple Bloom: There, click on that one, Scoots.

Scootaloo: Alright.

The Rainbooms and the Crusaders clicked on episode five and played it. The episode started with Yami holding a cereal box.

Yami: Yu-Gi-Oh is sponsored by Yugios. They're Yugi-licious.

Pinkie's mouth was wide open.

Twilight: D... did they...

Pinkie Pie: OMG!

The Rainbooms laughed.

Rainbow Dash: Really? Yugios? Hehe.

Apple Bloom and Scootaloo laughed as well while Sweetie Belle was covering her laughter.

Apple Bloom: See? What'd I tell ya?

Scootaloo: Ahehe. You were right, Apple Bloom! This show really is funny.

Apple Bloom and Scootaloo turned to Sweetie Belle, who was laughing. Sweetie Belle noticed them looking at her and then cleared her throat.

Sweetie Belle: Okay, I admit that was funny, but I still don't think watching this show behind our sister's backs is a good idea.

Apple Bloom: Relax, Sweetie Belle. I promise that you'll love it. And what our sisters don't know won't hurt us. Right?

Sweetie Belle sighed before shrugging her shoulders.

Sweetie Belle: Okay.

Both sides continued the video.

Yami: Wait a minute. Yugi-licious? Is that even a word?

Voice: It lets the kids know that they're tasty.

Yami: Yes, but "Yugi-licious"? A-Are they supposed to taste like Yugi or something?

Voice: Yami...

The Rainbooms and the Crusaders chuckled.

Yami: How exactly do you go about testing something like that? I mean, besides the obvious method.

Voice: Just... say... the line... you amateur.

Yami: Fine.

Both sides were still chuckling.

Yami: Yugios! Apparently, they're Yugi-licious!

The screen went black.

Yami: Okay, now where's my (Bleep)ing paycheck?

The Rainbooms started laughing hysterically. The Crusaders were silent for a moment as they were staring at the screen. Suddenly, the three girls began laughing before falling to the floor. Something then came to Sweetie Belle's mind as she quickly stood up.

Sweetie Belle: Wait. Hold it, girls. Stop.

The remaining two stopped laughing.

Sweetie Belle: Did you girls hear that bleep? I think this is exactly why our sisters wouldn't allow us to watch the show.

Scootaloo and Apple Bloom stood up.

Apple Bloom: Come on, Sweetie Belle. We were just getting started.

Scootaloo: Don't tell me you're gonna leave and tell on us or something.

Sweetie Belle smiled.

Sweetie Belle: I never said that. Let's watch some more.

The girls cheered before going back to watching the show. After playing the episode, a new title sequence played along with the Yu-Gi-Oh season zero theme song.

"Kawaitaaa"

"Sakebigaaa"

"Todoke"

"Fly at higher gaaaaaame"

Fluttershy: Oh my, this is new!

Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I kinda like it. So Japanese!

Joey: Even though I'm the clear underdog in this tournament, the fact that I'm a main character pretty much assures me a place in the finals.

Tea: Yes, but the fact that you're a comic relief character means you can't possibly win.

Sunset: What do they mean by "comic relief?"

Joey: Nyeheheheheh!

Joey fell down anime style, causing the Rainbooms and the Crusaders to giggle.

Twilight: I think that pretty much answers your question.

Yugi: He's just overly excited, because this is the first episode that actually revolves around his character.

Tristan: I can't wait until I get my own episode!

The sound of a cricket chirping was heard.

Both sides covered their snickering.

Tristan: It's never gonna happen, is it?

Tea: Do the words "robot monkey" mean anything to you?

Pinkie Pie: Spoilerrrr!

She fell to the floor.

Joey: (Thought) It's at times like this that I actually miss hanging out with my sister.

It cuts to Joey and Serenity's past.

Serenity: Where are we, Joey? Where are you taking me, big brother?

Serenity's voice gave the Rainbooms the shivers.

Applejack: Ah forgot all about that voice.

At Scootaloo's house, the Crusaders were surprised.

Apple Bloom: What in the hay!

Sweetie Belle: Well that was totally unexpected.

Scootaloo: And I thought the other guy's voice was weird.

They clicked play.

Joey: To the beach! That's what you said you wanted. Right?

Serenity: Actually, I'd much rather be at home playing video games.

Joey: We're going to the beach.

Rarity: Well, that seemed a bit rude. But then again, playing video games does seem like a complete waste of time.

Applejack: Hey, Rainbow Dash and I were playin' video games last night!

Rarity smiled proudly.

Rarity: Exactly. Thank you so much for helping me prove my point.

Rainbow and AJ deadpanned.

Rainbow Dash: (Sarcasm) You're welcome!

Serenity: Joey, you're the world's best brother. Maybe one day, you'll win a card game tournament to help fix my eyesight.

Joey: Sorry, I didn't hear that. Your voice is just too high-pitched.

Serenity: I love you, Joey.

Joey: Nope, I didn't catch that either.

Serenity: Can we go home now?

Joey: Seriously, stop talking, ya dumb broad!

AJ sighed with a smirk.

Applejack: So much for sibling love.

The Crusaders giggled after Joey's line.

Apple Bloom: Ah'm sure glad Applejack doesn't talk to me like that.

Sweetie Belle rubbed the back of her head.

Sweetie Belle: I can... barely relate.

Joey: (Thought) I promise ya, sis. I promise that I'll win this tournament and get the prize money. Then you'll be able to afford speaking lessons, and you'll learn to talk good, like what I do.

Scootaloo: With a high-pitched voice like that, that sounds like the best idea.

Mai: You lost, crybaby. Now give me your star chips!

Tea: Since there's only one other female character on this island, that has to be Mai.

Twilight: Oh boy! This can't be good.

Sunset: My thoughts exactly.

Striped Sweater Duelist: It's not fair! I thought disguising myself as a bee would help me to win.

The girls laughed.

Rainbow Dash: What good is that gonna do?

Joey: Ain't it a little unfair for a grown woman to go around challenging children at card games?

Twilight: I don't know about that, but what I do know is that there's hardly that many girls who play this game.

Mai: Wow, Yugi!

After Mai takes Yugi's hand, Tea grew an angry-jealous look with an exclamation mark above her head.

Mai: You have such small hands. I like that in a man.

Rarity: Well, whatever works for-

Tea: Back off, bitch! He's miiine!

While the Crusaders were laughing their heads off, the Rainbooms were completely stunned by Tea's manly robotic voice. Twilight then took out her phone and recorded herself.

Twilight: Note to self: Stay away from Yugi... even though he's not real.

Mai: My breasts challenge you to a duel.

The Crusaders couldn't help but laugh at that. The Rainbooms, on the other hand, placed their hands on their foreheads and sighed.

Rainbow Dash: Guess that's gonna take some time getting used to.

Rarity: Yes, darling. I suppose.

Joey: Samurai Warrior Guy, attack her Winged Aerobics Instructor!

Yugi: Wait, Joey! In this episode, flying monsters have an advantage over land-based monsters for no adequately explored reason.

Joey: How did ya summon that monster without even looking at ya card?

Mai: I have ESP.

Joey: Woah! Too much information, lady!

Mai: ESP! Not PMS!

The Rainbooms looked surprised and turned red.

Twilight: Um, I'm gonna go get some water.

Fluttershy: Me too.

Applejack: Right behind y'all.

The girls went to go get some water.

Sunset: Okay... this is getting waaay too personal, especially for some girls who happen to watch this episode.

At Scootaloo's house, it was a different story.

Sweetie Belle: Okay, you girls have any idea what PMS is?

Scootaloo: Nope. Not a clue. Apple Bloom?

Apple Bloom was thinking as she scratched her head.

Apple Bloom: Eerm...

The two turned to Apple Bloom, who crossed her arms.

Apple Bloom: Urm...

Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo blinked a few times.

Apple Bloom: Peanut Monkey Squad?

Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo deadpanned.

Scootaloo: You... just made that up, didn't you?

Apple Bloom smiled and nodded.

Apple Bloom: Yep!

Scootaloo shook her head before she and the Rainbooms continued the video.

Joey: Oh, so you're psychic.

Mai: Bingo. And it's not a trick, so don't even bother trying to figure it out.

Joey: Wait a minute, you just sprayed all your cards with perfume!

Mai: No way! How could an amateur punk like you see through my aroma strategy?

Rainbow Dash: Wait a minute, she used perfume to spray her cards to help her fake ESP?

Twilight: Looks that way, Rainbow. And she probably used different perfumes to tell which is which, even if her cards are faced down.

Rarity scoffed and crossed her arms.

Rarity: If you ask me, that is quite a waste of a perfectly good fragrance, is it not?

Pinkie Pie: Screw the fragrance, she has money.

The girls paused for a moment after realizing what just happened and laughed hysterically. After wiping tears from their eyes, they played the video again.

Joey: It sure is lucky I don't still have that cold from the previous episode, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to notice something like that.

Tea: Joey needs help, Yugi! Transform into your sexy alter-ego.

Rarity quickly blushed.

Yugi: Ta-dada-da-dadaa! Puberty Power!

Yugi turned into Yami Yugi as the girls laughed.

Yami: Don't let her boobies distract you, Joey.

Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes.

Rainbow Dash: Oh boy.

Yami: You can defeat her. Her cards share one very distinct weakness.

Joey: What's that?

Yami: They've all been censored by 4Kids.

The screen showed before and after shots of Cyber Shield.

(nipples = bad, kids)

The Crusaders stared at the screen with no words to say.

Pinkie Pie: And here I thought this was a "children's" card game.

Joey: That's right! With the power of 4Kids and sexism, I can win this duel.

The Crusaders giggled.

Joey: Time Roulette, Go!

After summoning Time Wizard, the Time Warp song began playing. Only Pinkie Pie jived along.

Joey: Thousand Dragon, destroy all three of her Harpies at once.

Thousand Dragon attacked and destroyed the Harpie Lady Sisters.

Tristan: Doesn't anybody in this tournament know the rules to this game?

Twilight: From what I can tell in this show...

She shook her head.

Twilight: ...no.

Mai: How... could I lose... to such an amateur?

Joey: That's just what you get for bein' a woman... with girly parts.

The Crusaders chuckled.

Sweetie Belle: So she lost because she's a girl?

Yami: Well done, Joey. You won your first real duel. Just remember that you're nothing without me. NOTHING!

The Rainbooms and the Crusaders had another laugh after that.

Joey: Hooray for censorship!

The 4Kids TV logo appeared above Joey.

Both sides then raised their arms up.

Rainbooms and Crusaders: Hooray for censorship!

Yami: Your overconfidence is your weakness.

Kaiba: Your faith in your friends is yours.

Rarity: That was completely incorrect. Friendship is never a weakness.

Applejack: You said it, Rarity. They don't know what they're talkin' 'bout.

The episode ended with Kaiba appearing on the screen.

guess who's back next week?

Rainbow Dash: Aw yeah! Mr. Screw the Rules is coming back.

The girls laughed after that statement.

Rarity: I am certainly looking forward to what Seto Kaiba will be up to in the next episode. But for now...

Rarity placed her hand on her forehead.

Rarity: ...I could really use a breather.

Twilight: Me too.

Rainbow Dash: We all could use a break after seeing this. Let's meet here again in about twenty minutes for the next episode.

The girls agreed as they stood up.

Sunset: Okay girls, before we go, I want you all to remember one thing. Even if the jokes are too personal, they're not meant to hurt anybody or to be taken seriously. Just a little reminder.

She sent a secret look at Fluttershy.

Sunset: Right?

Fluttershy lightly nodded her head before Applejack sighed.

Applejack: You're right, Sunset. We'll learn to get through this together. Right, y'all?

The other girls chatted in agreement. Back at Scootaloo's house, the girls were laughing.

Apple Bloom: Was that funny or what?

Sweetie Belle: Hehe. Yeah, it was. I can't believe we haven't watched this before.

Scootaloo was looking through the playlist.

Scootaloo: And each episode has over a million views too.

Sweetie Belle: Okay, now I "really" can't believe we haven't watched this before.

Apple Bloom: But we can now. Y'all with me?

Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle: Yeah!

Apple Bloom: Scootaloo, let's start from the beginnin'!

Scootaloo: You got it.

Scootaloo clicked on the first episode and played it.

Yami: Yu-Gi-Oh was filmed before a live studio audience.