At Scootaloo's house, the Crusaders were just finishing up episode four.
Odion: That's it! I've had it with these mother(Bleep)in' snakes on this mother(Bleep)in' plane!
After episode four ended, the Crusaders started cracking up. Apple Bloom started ceasing her laughter while wiping a tear from her eye. Aunt Holiday opened the door and saw the girls.
Aunt Holiday: Hi, girls!
The Crusaders turned around and stopped laughing completely.
Scootaloo: Oh, hey, Aunt Holiday! What's up?
Aunt Holiday: Oh, I just came to check up on you girls. Is everything okay?
Scootaloo: Yeah, we're cool. Just, uh...
Apple Bloom: We were... thinking of really funny stories to write.
The girls stood with three innocent smiles.
Aunt Holiday: Oh! How lovely! Well, keep up the good work, ladies. Oh, and before I forget, there are still some more cookies left for you girls. That's all I wanted to say. I apologize for bothering you. Carry on.
Scootaloo waved at her aunt.
Scootaloo: Thanks, Aunt Holiday.
After Aunt Holiday closed the door, the Crusaders sighed in relief.
Sweetie Belle: That was a close one!
Scootaloo: Yeah! Aunt Holiday and Auntie Lofty are the last ones I want to find out about us watching this abridged show.
Apple Bloom: Yeah! It would be a real disast- so episode six then?
Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo: Yeeeaaah!
At the mall, the Rainbooms met up at their table after their break.
Rarity: Whoo! I believe I am okay now.
Applejack: Same here.
Fluttershy: I just hope the next episode is less... uncomfortable and more... funny than the last one.
Rainbow wrapped her arm around Fluttershy.
Rainbow Dash: Of course it will be, Fluttershy. What could possibly go wrong?
The girls deadpanned.
Applejack: You realize you're just jinxin' us for sayin' that, right?
RD laughed nervously and rubbed her head.
Rainbow Dash: My bad!
At Twilight's house, Spike was just finishing cleaning up Twilight's bedroom. After fluffing Twilight's pillow, Spike jumped off the bed.
Spike: And done.
Spike looked around and noticed how sparkly and spotless the room was.
Spike: Another job well done by yours truly.
The purple dog walked over to a happy framed picture of Twilight.
Spike: Say Twilight, I finished cleaning your room. Do ya like it?
He moved the picture a little and started imitating Twilight's voice.
Spike: Oh, wow, Spike! It's amazing! Everything is so... perfect and... clean. Oh, thank you, Spike. And for such a good job, you definitely deserve a little treat.
He cleared his throat and spoke with his normal voice.
Spike: In that case, could I treat myself with another episode of Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged?
He started moving the picture again.
Spike: Why yes, Spike! Help yourself.
Spike chuckled as he began pushing a chair towards a desk, which holds Twilight's computer.
Spike: Thanks, Twilight.
Spike hopped into the chair and used his paws to search for the show.
Spike: Don't... mind... if I... do.
And without further ado, Spike, the Crusaders, and the Rainbooms started episode six.
Yami: Actually, I do smoke marijuana. It's gooood stuff!
Fluttershy covered her mouth and gasped while the other Rainbooms laughed at that.
Fluttershy: Goodness! No, it isn't.
Fluttershy angrily wagged her finger at the screen.
Fluttershy: Smoking is very bad, mister.
Rainbow held her hands out.
Rainbow Dash: Heh. Okay. Easy, girl.
On the other hand, the Crusaders and Spike were having a laugh at their locations. Spike then wiped a tear from his eye with his paw.
Spike: Priceless!
Yugi: It sure was nice of you to share your fish with us, Mako.
Mako: Haha! Don't worry, my friends, there's plenty more where that came from.
Yugi: We should probably get going.
Mako: Leaving so soon, are you?
Tristan: What a swell guy!
Tea: I like that he doesn't wear a shirt.
Twilight paused it to where Mako was standing while holding a harpoon.
Twilight: He really needs to put a shirt on.
Rainbow Dash: Totally. I mean, nobody really wants to see a shirtless guy. Especially one with a rockin' scar.
Rarity: Yes. And... and one with such smooth skin.
Applejack: And with... some nice muscles.
Pinkie Pie: And that... manly chest.
The Rainbooms ended up being mesmerized by Mako's shirtless body until the laptop closed on its own and snapped them out of it. The girls blushed and embarrassingly laughed.
Twilight: Okay. Let's get back to the video and move on, shall we?
They chatted in agreement as Twilight opened the laptop and continued the video.
Mako: Heyaa!
Mako threw a harpoon near Yugi's feet, causing Yugi to shriek, and at the same time causing Spike, the Crusaders, and the Rainbooms to shriek and cringe.
Sunset: What the heck!?
Tristan: Holy (Bleep) on a (Bleep) sandwich!
Rainbow and Fluttershy sputtered before everyone else started cracking up. Even the Crusaders and Spike were laughing their heads off.
Scootaloo: Oh my gosh!
Scootaloo and Spike laughed as they fell out of their chairs. After everyone calmed down, they all continued the video.
Yugi: Did... Did you just throw a harpoon at me?
Mako: Um, I didn't want you to leave... a-and I wasn't sure how else to get your attention.
Spike: So you decided to just throw a harpoon? Tsk.
Spike shook his head.
Spike: What a freaky fish guy!
Yugi: Just ask! Just say "Hey Yugi, could you stay a little longer?" Don't lob a freaking harpoon at me! Seriously, that's like the rudest thing ever!
Mako: Hey Yugi, could you stay a little longer? Maybe-
Yugi: Well it isn't going to work now, not after you almost skewered me.
Mako: I'm not entirely sure what to say.
Rarity: Well, you should feel ashamed after throwing a harpoon at somebody! How rude!
Yugi: Maybe it'd be best if we just left.
Sweetie Belle: That sounds like a pretty good idea. I sure wouldn't wanna hang out with him.
Scootaloo: Me neither.
Mako: No hard feelings about the harpoon incident, right?
Joey: Get bent, ya freaky fish guy!
Spike widened his eyes.
Spike: Hey, I just said that!
Mako: I am not a freaky fish guy!
Spike pointed at Mako's face.
Spike: Yes, you are!
Joey and Tristan: "Mako's a freaky fish guy"
All of the reactors laughed.
Mako: At least the ocean will never leave me. Right, ocean?
There was a little pause as the reactors gave confused looks.
Mako: Why don't you ever answer me, ocean?
Everybody laughed while the title sequence played.
"Kawaitaaa"
"Sakebigaaa"
"Todoke"
"Fly at higher gaaaaaame"
Sunset: It's official! Mako is definitely a freaky fish guy.
After everyone agreed, the "Mission: Impossible" theme music played while Mokuba was escaping from a window in Pegasus' Castle. The girls laughed at the scene.
Rainbow Dash: Really?
The Crusaders and Spike joined in on the laughter.
A record scratch sound occurred when Mokuba ran out of sheets to climb down from.
Spike: Whoops!
Pinkie Pie: Uh-Ooohh!
Mokuba: I probably should have thought this...
He started falling.
Mokuba: ...throoouugh!
All of the reactors began cringing and flinching when Mokuba starts hitting the bushes below.
Mokuba: Ooh! Oh! My neck! Ow! Ow! Man, I sure am glad I'm a cartoon.
Spike: Yeah, he's real lucky.
Yugi: That Mako guy was a (Bleep)ing psycho!
The Crusaders giggled after that line.
Joey: It's enough to make you appreciate that Pegasus fella.
Twilight: Okay, a person who steals people's souls is more appreciative than a freaky fish guy who throws harpoons at people?
The girls were thinking about it.
Twilight: I wouldn't go that far... I guess.
Kemo: Attention, Duelists! My hair is assaulting you!
Scootaloo and Spike: (Sarcasm) Oh no! It's attack of the hair guy!
The both giggled.
Tristan: I'm actually going to do something for once.
Tristan tosses Kemo into the air.
Tristan: My voice gives me super strength!
The reactors laughed.
Rainbow Dash: I think we can relate to that, girls.
Twilight: Well, our singing does technically give us strength whenever we pony up.
The others chatted in agreement.
Kemo: Yes, but my hair gives me the power to defy gravity!
Kemo sent a flying kick and knocked down Tristan.
Tristan: Oh, the humanity!
Everyone laughed again.
Sunset: It's funny how we can relate to that too. Our hair does get longer and we kinda defy gravity when we sing.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah. It's like us in a nutshell. Maybe LittleKuriboh's a big fan of us or something.
Twilight shrugged.
Twilight: Maybe, but you never know.
They continued the video.
Kemo: I somehow found out that this kid doesn't have any star chips, so I'm going to throw him off the island.
Tristan: Cool, let's go watch!
While the Crusaders and Spike were laughing, the Rainbooms were barely holding back their laughs.
Rainbow Dash: That... wasn't... cool at all.
Kemo: Get in there, you little runt.
Kemo threw the kid into the boat next to Weevil.
Weevil: Hey! Heh! Don't rock the boat, buttmunch.
The girl reactors were laughing while Spike shook his head.
Spike: Oh, Beavis!
Star Chip-Theft Victim: But I didn't lose my star chips, they were stolen from me. I swear it on the life of my pink shirt.
While everyone was smirking and laughing, Spike and Twilight rolled their eyes and shook their heads.
Yugi: Don't worry, we'll get your star chips!
Star Chip-Theft Victim: You'll bring them back to me?
Yugi: I never said that.
All groups had a good laugh after that, except Fluttershy who smiled and shook her head.
Mokuba jumped out of a bush.
Mokuba: Thanks to this awesome disguise, you'll never be able to figure out my identity.
Joey: Hey, it's Kaiba's shrill-voiced little brother!
Scootaloo: So much for keeping your identity secret.
Sweetie Belle: I think Tristan's voice is more shrilled and funny.
Apple Bloom: Ah know, right?
Mokuba: You'll pay for what you did to my big brother, Yugi!
A flashback began.
Mokuba: Seto! What's wrong?
Kaiba: They wrote my character out of the show, Mokuba.
Fluttershy: Aww. Poor Kaiba.
Mokuba: No way! But you're Yugi's arch rival!
Kaiba: And I haven't been in a single episode since he defeated me. Since he's the star, he thinks he can hog all the screentime to himself. I mean, just look at Bakura.
Mokuba: Who the Hell is Bakura?
Kaiba: Precisely.
The Crusaders and Spike chuckled.
Twilight: Hm. I wonder how Bakura will play in this show.
Rainbow placed her hands behind her head.
Rainbow Dash: I dunno, but I hope he shows up soon.
Kaiba: Now, I'm going to hide in some undisclosed location. You stay here and guard my multi-million dollar company while I'm gone. 'Kay thanks.
Rainbow Dash: And Mr. Screw the Rules just left his brother unsupervised. (Sarcasm) Way to go.
Mokuba: But Seto, what if an evil group tries to take over while you're missing?
Kaiba: Oh come on, Mokuba, what are the odds of that happening?
Pegasus was have a meeting with the Big 5.
Pegasus: So let me get this straight, gentlemen. Now that Kaiba-boy has gone missing, your evil group wishes to seize control of his company?
Applejack began drinking from a bottle of water.
The Big Five: That is correct!
Mokuba: I (Bleep)ing knew it!
While everyone was laughing, AJ performed a spit-take and Fluttershy widened her eyes as she covered her mouth.
Fluttershy: Such language from such a small child!
Yami: For the love of Isis, are we going to duel, or are we going to stand around having flashbacks?
The reactors chuckled.
Spike: Somebody's impatient, and it's not me this time.
Mokuba: Thanks to you, Pegasus abducted me! And my brother's company is about to be taken over by corporate suits!
Yami: All because I beat him in a card game.
Mokuba: That's right!
Everybody smirked and shook their heads.
Yami: You're some kind of moron, you know that?
Mokuba: A moron who's got all your star chips!
Mokuba steals Yugi's star chips and began running away.
Yami: Damn that kid moves fast!
Rainbow Dash: I think you'll find that I am faster.
Mokuba: Stealing makes everything better!
Pinkie Pie: No, it isn't! We're against stealing!
Yami: Wait, Mokuba! You mustn't do this thing! Think. What would your brother say if he saw you now?
Kaiba appeared in a dream circle next to Mokuba's head.
Kaiba: Well done, Mokuba! Now steal something from Joey too.
Yami: Okay, but what would he say if he wasn't a complete douche-bag?
Everyone tried to hold back their laughs, but failed.
Mokuba: You're right, Yugi! I'll return all the star chips. Just as long as you let my brother back on the show.
Yami: That's fine by me.
All the reactors cheered and hi-fived.
Rainbow Dash: Aww yeah! Mr. Screw the Rules is back!
Mokuba: And maybe you could give Bakura a bigger role too.
Yami: Don't push your luck, kid!
Everyone paused with a record scratch sound. Rarity scoffed and crossed her arms.
Rarity: What does the Japanese have against handsome limey boys?
Rarity widened her eyes and blushed while the girls slowly turned to her.
Rarity: Oopsie! Hehe. Did I say that out loud? What I mean is... Eerm... moving on.
Kaiba: I've designed these new hologram doohickeys so they'll help me defeat Yugi. I'm sure the cold hand of science will be able to overcome his magical powers.
Goon 1: Don't move a muscle, or we'll shoot you with our invisible guns.
Everybody stared at their screens.
All: Invisible guns?!
Apple Bloom: Oh, ah get it. This is probably 4Kids doing.
Scootaloo: Yeah, but now they just look silly by just pointing.
Kaiba: I'm too rich to die!
Kaiba kicked a chair to the two goons and jumped out the window, causing Fluttershy to look away while covering her face. She slowly moved her finger to get a look at the screen.
Goon 2: There's no way he could've survived that fall.
Kaiba: Actually, I seem to be okay.
Everybody took a breather.
Spike: Oh, thank goodness.
Goon 2: Nope, he's definitely dead.
Kaiba: You guys are idiots.
Everyone giggled.
Scootaloo: They're even bigger idiots by just pointing at people.
Goon 2: At least we're not dead like you!
Kaiba: You'd better not be stealing my deck up there!
Goon 2: He won't be needing this, now that he's deceased.
Sweetie Belle smirked and shook her head.
Sweetie Belle: Morons.
Mokuba: We brought the star chips!
Kemo: Rejected!
Kemo slaps the star chips out of Mokuba's hand and into the ocean and then grabs a hold of Mokuba.
Kemo: I'm glad I took all those child-grabbing classes.
Pinkie Pie: Child-grabbing classes?
Applejack: Now doesn't that sound... illegal?
Fluttershy: I wouldn't sign up for anything like that.
Rainbow Dash: Well, who would?
Rarity pointed at Kemo.
Rarity: Him apparently.
Rainbow Dash: Oh right!
Yami: Unhand him, you nameless henchman!
Kemo: Meet me at the dueling field in a few hours and we'll discuss it.
time passes...
Jeopardy! music played in the background as everybody chuckled.
Kemo: Attention, Duelists! I'm still not going to unhand him!
Pinkie Pie: Attention, Duelists! I think he's right.
The girls laughed.
Rarity: Attention, Duelists!
She flipped her hair.
Rarity: My hair is quite smashing.
They had another laugh.
Sunset: Attention, Duelists! My hair has just screwed the rules.
They had a nice chuckle before continuing the video.
Tristan: What a pointless interlude!
Tea: Wait, guys! That looks like Kaiba!
Sunset: It does look like him, only... something's different.
Ghost Kaiba: This time, Yugi, you don't stand a "ghost" of a chance!
TO BE CONTINUED...
Tristan: Oh no! He has even less personality than before!
Sunset: Yeah, that's probably it.
Star Chip-Theft Victim: I sure hope Yugi brings my star chips back soon.
Weevil: Shut up and row, dumbass. Heh-heh!
The "Rock the Boat" song played with the title of the show appearing while all of the reactors had a good laugh and applauded.
[tune in next week for the long awaited Yugi vs Kaiba rematch. kinda. well, not really.]
Spike: I so can't wait for the next one.
Marik: My name is Marik!
Yami Bakura: I don't care.
Marik: What if I told you I had exclusive knowledge of certain secrets?
Yami Bakura: I don't care.
Marik: Once I possess what I desire, the Millennium Rod will mean absolutely nothing to me.
The camera zooms in on Bakura.
Yami Bakura: I don't care.
The video ended right there.
Fluttershy: Was that Bakura?
Sunset: Sure was. Now he looks a little different too.
Rarity: I am still confident that he will appear more in the near future. But for now, let us watch the next episode, shall we?
The girls agreed until a voice was heard on the intercom.
Intercom Voice: Attention, Shoppers!
The Rainbooms covered their mouths and chuckled.
Intercom Voice: My hair is telling me that the mall will be closing in five minutes. Have a nice day!
The girls awwed in disappointment. They stood up while Pinkie Pie packed up her laptop.
Pinkie Pie: I have to charge up my computer anyway.
Twilight: Oh well. There's always next time, girls.
Rainbow Dash: You're right. We'll watch the next episode tomorrow. Sound good?
They chatted in agreement before walking their separated ways.
Applejack: See y'all tomorrow.
The other girls said their goodbyes. Meanwhile at Scootaloo's house, Apple Bloom noticed the sunset outside.
Apple Bloom: Sweet apple molasses! It's gettin' late!
Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle looked outside as well.
Sweetie Belle: Oh no! I forgot about my chores!
Apple Bloom: Mine too!
Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle snatched their backpacks and ran out the door.
Sweetie Belle: Bye, Scootaloo.
Apple Bloom: See ya at school tomorrow.
Scootaloo: Uh, okay.
Scootaloo opened her window and happpily waved at her friends.
Scootaloo: Bye, girls.
The two happily waved at Scootaloo as they run home. Later, Twilight made it home while Spike was taking a nap.
Twilight: Spiiike! I'm home.
Spike opened his eyes halfway and yawned. Twilight entered her room.
Twilight: Hey, Spike. I-
She stopped to look at her nice clean room.
Twilight: Spike! What happened to my room?
Spike: Huh? Oh, I was just cleaning it up for you, Twilight. Do ya like it?
Twilight's eyes were sparkling as she smiled.
Twilight: Oh, wow, Spike! It's amazing! Everything is so... perfect and... clean.
She picked up her dog and hugged him.
Twilight: Oh, thank you, Spike. I don't know what I'd do without you.
Spike: Heh. I thought you'd say something like that.
She put Spike back down on the floor.
Twilight: And for such a good job, you definitely deserve a little treat.
Spike: In that case, could I treat myself with another... uh, another doggy biscuit?
Twilight: Sure, Spike! Help yourself.
After leaving the room, Spike chuckled as he began walking to the kitchen.
Spike: Thanks, Twilight.
Spike stopped to look at the fourth wall.
Spike: Don't mind if I do.
He winked at us before moving on.