Sunset pressed the button on her remote and started episode eleven.
Yami: Previously on Buffy the Vampire Slayer... just kidding, it's only Yu-Gi-Oh!
The girls giggled after that.
In the episode, Kaiba was flying his helicopter toward Duelist Kingdom.
Kaiba: (Thought) I have to reach Pegasus's island. Fortunately, I can pilot a helicopter. Thank God for Microsoft Flight Simulator.
The Rainbooms had a good laugh.
Rainbow Dash: He used Microsoft Flight Simulator to help get his Pilot's License?
Twilight: If only it were that easy for everybody who wants to become a pilot.
Kaiba: (Thought) Once I get there, I'll probably bump into Yugi. I'll never forget the way he beat me in a card game. I can remember it like it was just yesterday.
A scene from the original Yu-Gi-Oh anime played.
Yami: Wait a moment. Did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
Kaiba: Yeah, so?
The Rainbooms became surprised and shrieked a little bit.
Fluttershy: Oh my, his hair is... green!
Twilight started doing some research on her phone.
Applejack: Why the heck is Kaiba's hair green?
Twilight found the information she was looking for before putting her phone away.
Yami: That's against the rules, isn't it?
Kaiba: Screw the rules, I have green hair!
The girls burst out laughing while holding onto their stomachs. Fluttershy, Sunset, and Rarity fell off the couch and laughed on the floor with the other girls. As the girls tried to stop laughing, they sat up on the floor and wiped tears from their eyes.
Twilight: Whoo! I can't believe that joke got to us again.
Pinkie Pie: I've literally listened to that joke over fifty times, and I still find it hilarious.
Rainbow shrugged.
Rainbow Dash: Guess it's officially one of those jokes that never stops being funny.
Fluttershy, Sunset, and Rarity sat back onto the couch.
Rarity: I know. You'd think we would've gotten used to it by now.
Sunset pressed play on her remote.
Kaiba: (Thought) Huh. Well, that was just weird. I should probably cut down on the drugs.
The Rainbooms stared at the screen while the title sequence plays.
"Kawaitaaa"
Fluttershy deadpanned before shaking her head and facepalming.
"Sakebigaaa"
Fluttershy: Not again.
"Todoke"
"Fly at higher gaaaaaame"
Sunset paused the show as soon as the title sequence ended.
Sunset: So does anyone have any idea why Kaiba's hair was green?
The girls, but Twilight, seemed to have no clue.
Twilight: I do. I just did some research and I found out that that was Kaiba's original look from the original Toei Anime.
The Rainbooms: Oooohhh!
Rarity folded her arms.
Rarity: Honestly, they couldn't go for anything other than green? I mean really, green is such an awful, awful hair color!
Twilight scratched her cheek.
Twilight: I don't think we're the ones to talk.
Just like with episode three, the girls had another look at their hair before giggling. Rainbow Dash then widened her eyes.
Rainbow Dash: Wait. You do realize I have green in my hair, right, Rarity?
Rarity became surprised.
Rarity: Uuuhh...
She turned away and whistled, causing her friends to giggle. Regardless, Rainbow smiled, rolled her eyes, and shook her head.
Sunset: Okay, let's continue on with the show.
Sunset played the episode.
Yugi: Look, Bakura. Your Millennium Ring is acting really peculiar!
Bakura: Oh, that's just my gaydar.
The girls became surprised and puzzled.
The Rainbooms: Gaydar!?
Bakura: My father had it installed in my Millennium Ring in order to protect me, because I look so bloody effeminate!
The girls widened their eyes.
Rainbow Dash: Well... maybe just the hair.
Yugi: I wonder why it's pointing towards Pegasus's castle.
Bakura: Bugger if I know.
Pegasus: This tournament is simply fabulous! Ooh, let's celebrate...
He held up a Spice Girls movie.
Pegasus: ...by watching the Spice Girls movie!
Croquet: Oh, not again.
Some of the girls had their jaws dropped and their eyes twitching.
The Rainbooms: That... explains... so much!
Bakura: I say, that reminds me of the time when I was transferred into your school.
A flashback began with Bakura entering the classroom.
Teacher: Kids, this is our new student, Bakura. Not only is he new here, he's also British. So feel free to bully him like crazy.
Sunset: Why would LittleKuriboh have students bully somebody who's British? Doesn't he know he's British too?
Applejack: Maybe he's doin' this just for comedy! Or perhaps some other good reason.
Fluttershy: No matter what, we shouldn't take things in this show too seriously. That's what you taught us, Sunset Shimmer.
Sunset smiled and sighed.
Sunset: You're right! Thanks, Fluttershy!
She pressed play.
Bakura: Hello, everyone! It's bloody nice to meet you!
Kid 1: What's wrong with his voice?
Kid 2: Is he a girl?
The Rainbooms were silent.
Kid 3: Go back to Russia!
Kid 4: I wanna go home.
Bakura: You blokes are a bunch of wankers!
The girls finally had something to laugh about.
Rainbow Dash: That's tellin' 'em, Bakura.
The girls soon ceased the laughter.
Fluttershy: Um, girls?
They turned to Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: What is a wanker?
The girls, but Twilight, shrugged.
Twilight: Uuuuhhh...
She blushed and covered her eyes with her right hand.
Twilight: You... really don't wanna know.
Twilight's friends shrugged their shoulders.
Sunset: Oh well.
Sunset continued the episode.
Joey: Checkmate! I sunk ya battleship!
Sunset: Wrong game, Joey!
Yugi: Joey, you redefine what it means to be a moron.
The girls smirked and shook their heads.
Bakura: I was watching you play card games with your mates, when my Millennium Ring started pointing towards your Millennium Puzzle! I can't imagine why.
Yami: This Millennium Puzzle is simply fabulous!
The Rainbooms couldn't help but laugh uncontrollably. Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Applejack wiped tears from their eyes.
Rarity: Oh my! HAHAHA!
Twilight: I can't, I can't- Hahaha!
The girls soon got that out of their system.
Applejack: Okay... ah think we're good.
Sunset played the video while her hand was shaking.
Bakura: By the way, where are the others?
Yugi: Joey and Tristan are busy guarding Tea. For some reason, ever since we got back from the Shadow Realm, she's been under the impression that she's a caterpillar.
Rarity: A... a c-caterpillar?
Tea: Soon, I'll be a beautiful butterfly, and then Yugi will love me.
The girls stared at the screen while Fluttershy's face turned red. Sunset then gave a smirk.
Sunset: And ship almost confirmed.
After some cute giggling, the Rainbooms returned to watching the show, where Kaiba's helicopter was landing.
Bakura: Oh my, a helicopter! I wonder who it is.
Tristan: I hope it's Santa Claus!
Pinkie Pie: Santa Claus?!
The girls started giggling.
Yugi: Look, it's that guy I defeated in the first episode without even breaking a sweat! Hey loser, how's it going?
The Rainbooms: Oooohhh!
Rainbow Dash: Burrrrn.
Kaiba: I'm here to kick ass and play card games, and I'm all out of cards.
The girls couldn't help but chuckle after that line.
Yugi: Here's your deck, Kaiba. By the way, I've forgiven you for hospitalizing my Grandpa. Can we be Super Special Awesome Friends now?
Kaiba: Like Hell.
The Rainbooms widened their eyes while Sunset felt her heart.
Sunset: Ouch!
Applejack: Right there with you, Sunset!
Kaiba: I don't have time to waste with you Scoobies. No offense, Yugi, you're a great duelist and all, but your buddy over there couldn't duel his way out of a paper bag.
Pinkie Pie: Uh-oooohh!
Joey: That does it!
Joey ran to Kaiba and grabbed him by the collar.
Joey: Nobody talks about my pal Tristan like that.
The girls chuckled again.
Twilight: I'm pretty sure he was talking about you, Joey!
Kaiba: I don't like to be touched by people who don't have money.
Kaiba threw Joey on to the ground.
Joey: Nyeh-eh-eh!
The girls gasped in shock.
Yugi: Joey, are you okay?
(actual 4Kids dialogue)
Bakura: Check his pulse, Yugi!
The girls laughed at the caption.
Rainbow Dash: He actually said that?
Sunset: Another new thing LittleKuriboh's doing.
Joey: It's time to duel, ya big palooka!
Kaiba: This looks like the perfect opportunity to stroke my ego.
He held out his briefcase of cards.
Kaiba: Behold, the Briefcase of Death!
Rainbow Dash: (Sarcasm) Oh nooo! The Briefcase of Death! What ever shall we doooo?
The girls chuckled at Rainbow's sarcasm.
Kaiba: This contains the prototypes for my revolutionary new Duel Disk system. So tell me, Wheeler, are you ready to be completely emasculated in front of your friends?
Joey: I was born ready, Kaiba!
Twilight smiled, shook her head, and sighed.
Twilight: Joey has no idea what emasculated means, does he?
The others agreed.
Applejack: Nope!
Joey: Go, Armored Lizard!
Yugi: I think Beyblade's gonna sue somebody.
Rarity: What is Beyblade?
Rainbow Dash: Some kinda game with spinning tops. I dunno.
Kaiba: Battle Ox! Axe Smash attack!
Battle Ox attacked Armored Lizard.
Joey: You duel like a dairy farmer!
Kaiba: How appropriate. You duel like a cow!
The girls laughed while Applejack laughed nervously while rubbing the back of her head.
Applejack: (Thought) Well... least he didn't say "apple" farmer.
Tea: Joey's sucking even worse than usual!
The girls chuckled while Fluttershy placed both her hands over her mouth. In the end, she giggled behind her hands.
Bakura: Keep a stiff upper lip, Joey!
Joey: So, here's this Giant Enemy Dragon!
Joey summoned his Red-Eyes Black Dragon while Kaiba summoned his Blue-Eyes White Dragon.
Kaiba: Blue-Eyes! Attack his weak point for massive damage!
Blue-Eyes attacked and destroyed Red-Eyes.
Kaz Hirai: Riiiiidge Racer!
Kaiba: That costs you 599 U.S. Life Points.
Rainbow Dash: Uh, what just happened?
Pinkie Pie: No idea.
Joey: No! I lost!
Joey's life points reached zero.
Kaiba: Oh, cry me a river, mutt. You dweebs don't know what you're up against. Pegasus is ruthless. Camp, yet ruthless.
Applejack: No kiddin'.
The girls chuckled after Applejack's statement. Rainbow even applaud for that.
Rainbow Dash: Nice one, AJ.
Applejack: Thank you. Thank you. Ah'm here everyday.
Kaiba: I've seen it with my own eyes. It was at a surprisingly popular card game tournament in America. Mokuba was supposed to be there with me, but since he'd been kidnapped for about the fiftieth time that month, his seat was empty.
The girls quickly covered their mouths and tried their hardest not to laugh.
Fluttershy: (Thought) Kidnapping is not funny. Don't laugh. Don't laugh.
Rarity: (Thought) Must... not... give in.
Soon enough, the Rainbooms released so much laughter. And after about a few more seconds, they suddenly stopped.
Fluttershy: We're terrible people.
They muttered in agreement before continuing the video.
Kaiba: Pegasus was facing the intercontinental champion, Bandit Keith, who apparently likes to remind everybody that he's from America.
Bandit Keith: You can't beat me because I'm an American!
Kaiba: See what I mean?
Twilight: Oh yes. Yes we do.
Applejack: Ah have a feeling he's gonna be sayin' that a whole lot more.
Kaiba: It looked like Keith was about to win, but then suddenly Pegasus invited some kid from the audience to their table.
Bandit Keith: Hey, what're you doing? Asking for help's illegal... in America!
The girls chuckled a little bit.
Pegasus: I don't need help. A child could beat you, Bandit Keith, and I'm going to prove it!
Sam: Are you my mommy?
Fluttershy and Sunset smirked and shook their heads while the others laughed.
Kaiba: Pegasus gave the kid some instructions, and in just one turn, Bandit Keith had lost. Who would have thought that a child could win a children's card game?
The girls chuckled again.
Sunset: I doubt it's "only" just for children with all the dangers going on.
Bandit Keith: This can't be happening...
The Rainbooms and Bandit Keith: ...in America!
The girls widened their eyes.
The Rainbooms: JINX!
The girls had a nice laugh, despite jinxing each other.
Pegasus: I've turned this tournament into a total farce!
Crowd: Hooray! Hooraaay!
The Rainbooms: Hooraaay!
Yugi: And just what was that story supposed to prove?
Kaiba: It proves that I'm obscenely rich. Smell you geeks later.
Kaiba started walking off.
Kaiba: I have a hyperactive brother to rescue.
Tristan: I didn't even get to tell him what I want for Christmas!
The girls laughed again.
Rainbow Dash: He's still on that? Hehe. He's not Santa claus, dude!
Pegasus: Ooh, I can sense you, Kaiba-boy. And once you get here, I'm going to spice up your life!
The girls bobbed their heads to The Spice Girls song "Wannabe."
[tristan wants a pony, by the way]
The girls, but Sunset, laughed.
Sunset: What?!
She held out her hands.
Sunset: Okay, let's get something straight. Nopony anywhere, not even in Equestria, would "ever" consider wanting to become a Christmas present.
Sunset rubbed her head.
Sunset: And thank goodness I'm a human right now.
[i think adult swim's gonna sue somebody]
This time, Sunset joined in on the laughter.
Rarity: If this keeps up, they just might.
Pinkie Pie: Uh-huh!
The Post-Credits scene played.
Yugi: Oh my gosh, we're in trouble! What are we gonna do?
Yami: I'm going to do my laundry! Could I have some change?
The episode ended right there.
Twilight: That's strange!
Rarity: What is it, Twilight?
Twilight: I've had a strong feeling that was Yami and Yugi's real voices...
Twilight smirked.
Twilight: ...in America!
Twilight's joke had gotten her and her friends to laugh.
Twilight: Okay, okay. That's enough for tonight. It's only a few minutes after midnight, and we need to get ready for school tomorrow. Lights out, everyone!
The girls awwed in disappointment. After a little while, everybody got comfortable in their sleeping bags.
Sunset: Good night, Rarity.
Rarity: Good night, Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: Good night, Twilight.
Twilight: Good night, Applejack.
Applejack: Good night, Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Good night, Pinkie Pi-
Rainbow Dash was interrupted by Pinkie Pie's loud snoring. They looked over at Pinkie Pie and found her already asleep.
Rainbow Dash: What the...?
Pinkie opened her eyes and quickly sat up.
Pinkie Pie: Gotcha!
The girls had one final laugh for the night.