On Thursday morning, the Rainbooms were still asleep at Sunset Shimmer's place. And speaking of Sunset Shimmer, she sat up in her sleeping bag while yawning and stretching her arms out. She opened her eyes and looked around to find her friends still asleep.
After a little smile, she climbed out of her sleeping bag. She then walked pass a clock but went back to it with a surprised look. Her eyes widened as soon as she looked at the time.
Sunset: Oh no.
She pulled out her phone and it showed the exact same time.
Sunset: Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.
Sunset ran back to her friends and then blew a whistle. The loud sound caused the girls to scream and panic. They hopped out of their sleeping bags and started running around in a panic.
Sunset: GIRLS! CALM DOWN!
The girls immediately stopped panicking and looked over at Sunset. Applejack began catching her breath.
Applejack: Sunset Shimmer... were you tryin' to give us heart attacks? Because it seemed to work.
Sunset: I'm sorry, but we have an emergency.
The girls gasped in shock.
Twilight: What is it? Is there a giant meteor heading towards Earth?
Rarity: They've cancelled the release of the new designer shoes?
Pinkie Pie: They're serving tater tots for lunch today?
Fluttershy: They're shutting down all the animal shelters?
Sunset looked stunned with her eye twitching.
Sunset: No. No. Possibly. And no. We have just about thirty minutes before school starts.
The girls were all in shock. Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash even had their mouths open.
Twilight: Are you saying we overslept and school starts in like half an hour?
Sunset rapidly nodded her head. After the girls breathed in some air, the scene cuts to outside Sunset's house. After that, the girls all screamed at the same time. While they were screaming, the Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged title sequence played.
"Kawaitaaa"
"Sakebigaaa"
"Todoke"
"Fly at higher gaaaaaame"
They stopped screaming once the title appeared on the screen. And instead of the normal title, it said "Equestria Girls React To Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series"
After getting dressed, the Rainbooms exited Sunset's place and walked outside.
Twilight: I can't believe we missed the bus to school.
Sunset gave a determined look.
Sunset: Okay. Guess it looks like we're running to school then.
Rarity scoffed.
Rarity: Are you crazy? There's no way I'm doing such sweaty work like running.
Sunset: We don't have a choice, Rarity. We can't afford to be late for school.
The girls widened their eyes once they heard thunder.
Sunset: Plus it's already starting to rain. Let's go!
Everyone but Rarity began running to school.
Rarity: Huh? But wait. I-
It started raining down hard. Rarity felt some rain falling in her hair and on her face.
Rarity: Awww!
She decided to run to school after all.
Rarity: And I just got my hair perfect the way I want it.
When Rarity caught up with her friends, Rainbow Dash heard Joey's voice.
Joey: Hey! Rainbow!
Rainbow Dash stopped running while the other girls went on ahead. She turned to her left and found Joey with his umbrella.
Rainbow Dash: Joey?
Joey placed his hand in his pocket.
Joey: Yep! Joey Wheeler's the name.
Rainbow Dash: What're you doing here?
Joey stepped up closer to Rainbow until they were both under his umbrella.
Joey: Listen, it's really not such a good idea to run around in this weather. You could get pretty sick out here. I know because Tristan forgets his umbrella like twice a month or two. Anyway, would it be cool if I, uh... walk ya ta school?
Rainbow gazed into Joey's eyes with blushing cheeks while Joey smiled.
Rainbow Dash: Um... I...
Twilight: Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash snapped out of it.
Rainbow Dash: Huh? What? Huh?
Twilight: What're you doing standing around for? We're gonna be late. Come on!
After Twilight ran off, Rainbow Dash looked around for Joey, but he wasn't there.
Rainbow Dash: Was that really Joey, or is it just my imagination?
She looked up into the sky and allowed the rain to fall on her face.
Rainbow Dash: (Thought) It felt like he was there.
She shyly looked away while blushing before shaking her head.
Rainbow Dash: Not important. I've gotta get to school.
She sped off to catch up with her friends.
After making it to school, the Rainbooms were catching their breath when they entered the classroom.
Sunset: We're here! (Pant)
Twilight: (Pant) With only... 21 seconds to spare. (Pant) Huh?
They realized the room was empty.
Rarity: Heeey! Where is everyone?
Fluttershy: Maybe everybody's late.
Applejack scratched her chin.
Applejack: Huh. Come to think of it, I haven't seen anyone at all since we got here.
Sunset: This doesn't make sense.
She pulled out her phone and looked at the time.
Sunset: The time specifically says...
She looked at the clock in the classroom and then back to her phone.
Sunset: Oooohh! Whoops!
Twilight deadpanned.
Twilight: Sunseeet? What did you mean by, "Whoops?"
Sunset placed her hands behind her back.
Sunset: Um... I may have forgotten that I set my clocks thirty minutes fast so I wouldn't be late for school. My bad. Ahehehehe!
They all deadpanned at Sunset until Pinkie Pie looked happy again.
Pinkie Pie: No problem.
She sat in her seat and opened up her laptop.
Pinkie Pie: Thanks to you, we have plenty of time to watch our new favorite show as long as we're here.
Rainbow's eyes looked around suspiciously while she blushes.
Rainbow Dash: Uh, good idea, Pinkie Pie.
She quickly rushed to Pinkie's side.
Rainbow Dash: I've been itching for a new episode all night.
Applejack: Same here, Rainbow Dash.
The girls gathered around Pinkie Pie and her computer.
Rarity: Well, as long as it keeps me from being bothered by the raindrops in my hair.
Pinkie Pie: YAAAY! Let's watch.
Pinkie Pie intended to click on the twelfth episode of Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged in her playlist, but accidentally clicked on Yu-Gi-Oh VRains Ending 4.
Applejack: What is this?
Pinkie Pie: Oops! I clicked the wrong one. My bad.
Rainbow Dash: Wait. Hold on, Pinkie Pie.
They started listening to the music. Outside the door, Vinyl Scratch was walking by, but stopped as soon as she started hearing the music.
Rarity: This sound... It's magnificent!
Sunset: Yeah... It's not bad.
Yusaku Fujiki appeared on the screen.
"Tenkei ni torawatere"
"Hitei zura kimairi-kitte"
He transformed into Playmaker.
"Are sore kore dore mou nee isn't it true"
Theodore Hamilton appeared while holding his bag.
"Doshite okiru mae ni"
"Muri datte kabe wo hatte"
He transformed into Soulburner.
"Giron no nai riso mo nai That's odd"
The screen showed three of the Ignis: Ai, Flame, and then Aqua.
"Calling, calling, calling now"
Skye Zaizen and Emma Bessho showed up on the screen.
"Issho demo onaji janai"
They transformed into Blue Gal and Ghost Gal.
"Jibun jishin wo kiri-hiraite go way"
George Gore and Kenneth Drayden appeared in front of SOL Technologies.
"Mayoi-kondemo mada saki e"
They turned into Bounty Hunter Gore and The Shepherd.
"Tozasenai omoi wo"
The screen showed Link VRains and Mirror Link VRains.
"Oh, ah"
The screen then showed Lightning, Windy, Jin Kolter, Harlin, and Bohman.
"The whole wide world"
"Kanjo wo hakidase"
Varis and Specter appeared.
"Nankai datte nuri-kaete only Glory"
The camera pans from right to left as it showed the cast.
"Kitto kimi to nara"
"Tsukameru hazu sa"
"The war is just beginning"
Cyberse Clock Dragon flew into the wormhole and then back out, followed by Salamangreat Heatleo, Borreload Savage Dragon, and then Cyberse Quantum Dragon. The video ends with Playmaker riding his D-Board.
The girls took a moment to process the experience they've just heard.
Rainbow Dash: That... was... so awesome!
The girls began chatting to one another about the song.
Fluttershy: I've never heard a song like that before.
Twilight: What song is that?
Pinkie Pie: Um...
She checked the video.
Pinkie Pie: It's called "Glory" and it's by a Japanese group called Band-Maid.
While the girls were chatting about the song and the VRains video, Vinyl smiled and walked away.
Narrator: Meanwhile, thousands of miles away...
While it was still raining outside, the Crusaders were riding to school in the back of a school bus.
Sweetie Belle: Listen, girls.
Apple Bloom: What is it, Sweetie Belle?
Sweetie Belle: I've been thinking, and... maybe I was overreacting over one episode. It was still pretty funny.
Apple Bloom and Scootaloo smiled.
Scootaloo: So, does this mean...?
Sweetie Belle: Yep! I wanna watch the show again with you guys. Can we?
Apple Bloom happily pulled out her phone.
Apple Bloom: I thought you'd never ask.
Narrator: Meanwhile, thousands of miles away...
At Twilight's house, Spike had just finished cleaning up a huge mess and let out a sigh.
Spike: That's the last time I throw a dog party with Twilight out of the house. Phew!
He turned his head and glanced over at Twilight's computer.
Spike: Eh, what the heck! Maybe I should give the show another chance.
He let out a huge yawn.
Spike: Right after a nice long nap.
He started walking away and thought about Seto Kaiba's line from the first episode.
Kaiba: Screw the rules, I have money!
Spike instantly hopped into the chair.
Spike: I've gotta watch the show some more.
Narrator: Meanwhile, thousands of miles away...
Vice Principal Luna entered Principal Celestia's office.
Luna: Sister, here are the plans for next week's midterms.
Celestia: Thank you.
Luna placed the folder on her sister's desk and stood next to Celestia.
Luna: So, it looks like the students will all be arriving soon. Any ideas to pass the time?
Celestia: I don't know. What do you propose, Luna?
Luna: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Principal Celestia smiled, pulled out her laptop, placed it onto her desk, and opened it up.
Celestia: Oh yes.
Narrator: Meanwhile, thousands of miles away...
Pinkie Pie: Alright, everyone. Let's start the next episode for real this time.
The girls cheered while Pinkie Pie started the next episode.
Yami: No Duel Monsters were harmed during the making of this episode... except for Kuriboh.
Everyone but Fluttershy chuckled after that line.
Fluttershy: (Thought) A Kuriboh being harmed is not funny at all.
A Kuriboh spirit appeared next to Fluttershy.
Kuriboh: Kuri? Kuri?
Fluttershy: Um, nothing, Kuriboh!
Kuriboh: Kuri! Kuri! Kuri!
Kuriboh disappeared.
Fluttershy: Phew!
The episode starts with Joey dreaming about being chased by the Blue-Eyes White Dragon.
Joey: Help! I'm being chased by the slowest dragon in the universe!
He starts backing away from the dragon.
Joey: Think of all the card games I'll never play!
Scootaloo: Uh, is that a dream?
Apple Bloom: Ah guess so.
In the show, Joey turned around and saw Kaiba as a giant.
Joey: Oh no, it's Kaibazilla! I knew he'd come for me one day.
Kaiba: If you think this is huge, then you should see my ego.
The Crusaders and the Rainbooms laughed at that.
Spike: I think I'm gonna pass on that one.
Celestia and Luna looked a little surprised.
Luna: Well, that's a relief. I was afraid Seto Kaiba was going to say something else.
Celestia smirked.
Celestia: You mean his-
Vice Principal Luna angrily blushed.
Luna: Do not say it, sister.
Principal Celestia covered her mouth with her fingers and giggled.
Celestia: I'm sorry, sis. I'm just teasing.
Joey was suddenly dressed like a dog.
Kaiba: Now, sit at your master's feet like the dog that you are.
Joey: But I don't wanna be a furry.
Kaiba: Shut up and bend over.
Joey: Yes, master.
All the reactors widened their eyes and dropped their jaws as soon as "Love to Love You Baby" started playing.
[the imagery speaks for itself]
Celestia and Luna were laughing their heads off.
Celestia: It's a good thing none of the students are aware of this show.
Unfortunately, they were. Everybody else was cringing from this scene.
Scootaloo: Ew. Ew. Ew.
Sweetie Belle: Gross. Gross. Gross.
Spike fainted out of the chair. While the other girls were frozen, Rarity fainted and Rainbow Dash was rocking back and forth in a fetal position.
In the show, a waterdrop fell from a leaf and onto Joey's face, waking him up.
Joey: Nyeh! Man, what a nightmare! That was almost as bad as that dream I had where Kaiba beat me in a card game.
Yugi: Actually, Joey, I think that really happened.
Joey: It was a dream!
Luna: You wish it were a dream.
Celestia and Luna chuckled. The rest of the reactors were recovering from the sexual scene. Spike hopped back into the chair.
Spike: I'm starting to regret watching this again.
Apple Bloom and Scootaloo turned to Sweetie Belle.
Scootaloo: You... wanna stop?
Sweetie Belle: No, no. I'm fine, girls. I just have to learn to not take everything in this show too seriously.
Apple Bloom and Scootaloo smiled.
Apple Bloom: That's the spirit, Sweetie Belle.
Sweetie Belle smiled back at her friends. Back with the Rainbooms, they've completely recovered from the previous scene.
Sunset: I can't tell if this show is getting more hilarious or more weird.
The girls nodded and chatted in agreement.
Tea: Hey, Yugi, Mai Skankentine told me to give you this letter.
They all widened their eyes in shock.
Scootaloo: Now that's definitely a new one.
Yugi: How the Hell am I supposed to read this? It's just a bunch of pink smudges!
Rarity: Ooh, and it's got a kissing mark on it. Seems as though Mai is quite smitten with Yugi.
Tristan: Yugi's got a girlfriend!
Everyone giggled while Fluttershy turned away and blushed with a smile.
Yugi: That does it. Tristan is so getting a mind crush.
Everybody widened their eyes while the title sequence plays.
"Kawaitaaa"
"Sakebigaaa"
"Todoke"
"Fly at higher gaaaaaame"
Fluttershy: You girls don't think Yugi would do that to his friends, do you?
Rainbow placed a hand on Fluttershy's shoulder.
Rainbow Dash: Of course not, Fluttershy.
Fluttershy smiled.
Rainbow Dash: Yami does the mind crush. Yugi can't.
Fluttershy looked surprised while the other girls deadpanned.
Rainbow Dash: I'm just getting the facts straight, that's all.
RD played the video.
Joey: Check it out, I've been workin' on my dance moves! I call this one "the Joey."
All Joey did was pump his fists into the air. The reactors giggled at Joey's dance.
Twilight: Somebody needs dance lessons.
Yugi: Joey, that's the worst dance I've ever seen.
Joey: You're just jealous.
Bonz: Braaains! (What a cool dance!)
They all shrieked after seeing Bonz's face again.
Spike: And he's back!
On the bus, the Crusaders had widened eyes.
Apple Bloom: Someone should consider putting a paper bag over his head.
Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo nodded in agreement.
Rainbow Dash: Did he just say "Brains?" What is he, a zombie or something?
Zygor: You said it, Zombie Boy!
Applejack: Guess that answers that question.
Sid: Oy, isn't that Yugi? The only person on the island whose hair is more ridiculous than ours?
After letting out chuckles, everyone but Spike secretly looked at their own hairstyles.
Bonz: Braaains. (He looks like a bobblehead doll.)
Everyone seemed to have gotten over Bonz's face and laughed after his line, except for Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: (Thought) I don't think Yugi's a bobblehead at all.
Sid: Let's go do more cliche henchman things.
Zygor: Okay.
They went to go see their boss, Bandit Keith.
Bandit Keith: Excellent work, my fellow Americans! It sounds like those kids are about to fall right into my trap...
Keith took off his sunglasses.
Bandit Keith: ...in America!
Celestia, Luna, and the Rainbooms had a laugh after that.
Luna: I've been hoping to see this American boy again.
Celestia: Same here, Luna.
Sid: Oy, boss, you know we're not actually in America, right?
Bandit Keith: I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American, it's the only language I understand.
Everybody laughed while the Crusaders looked a little confused.
Scootaloo: What the difference between speaking English and speaking American?
Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom shrugged.
Joey: I gotta go take a whiz.
Yugi: Too much information, Joey.
Spike: Waaay too much information, Joey.
Bandit Keith was exploring a spooky cave with Bonz.
Bandit Keith: That graveyard arena should be around here somewhere. These sunglasses sure make it difficult to see in the dark, but I refuse to take them off because I'm an American, and Americans always wear sunglasses.
Celestia and Luna glanced at each other with smirks.
Celestia: Good to know.
The two sisters pulled out their own pair of sunglasses and placed them over their eyes.
Luna: The rules of this children's card game have been terminated.
The two sisters giggled after that.
Back in the classroom, Rainbow Dash tried on a pair of sunglasses of her own. She looked at her friends and realized that they're wearing sunglasses too. The Rainbooms had a good laugh after realizing they were all wearing sunglasses.
Back on the school bus, the Crusaders realized they were wearing sunglasses as well before giggling.
At Twilight's house, Spike made sure nobody was around before putting on a pair of sunglasses.
Spike: Oh yeeeeaaahh!
Bandit Keith: Now it's time for my favorite Shakespeare quote.
American boy held up a skull.
Bandit Keith: "Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him... in America!"
Bonz: Braaains? (I dropped out of zombie school for this?)
Everybody looked surprised while their sunglasses all fell off of their faces.
All: Zombie School!?
Rainbow Dash: Is that a school where they teach you how to become a zombie, or is it just a school for zombies?
Twilight: Doesn't really matter, Rainbow Dash. Either way, I sure wouldn't wanna go there.
Thinking about zombies made Fluttershy's skin crawl.
Fluttershy: Neither would I.
Rarity: Honestly, who would?
In a Family Guy cutaway gag, Jason Voorhees was on a motorcycle.
Jason: Zombie School, here I come!
Jason drove off to Zombie School at high speed.
Joey: Ain't nothing like gettin' out what cha gotta get out.
Joey turned around and found Zygor standing before him.
Joey: Hello, did you enjoy watching me pee?
Everyone felt disgusted by that sentence.
Rarity: Ugh! That is the most revolting question anyone has ever asked.
Zygor: Rise and shine, dweeb.
Joey: Hey, where the heck are we?
Bonz: Braaains! (It's time to duel!)
Joey: Oh no, it's a Goth!
Spike raised an eyebrow.
Spike: What the heck is a Goth?
Yugi: I wonder what's keeping Joey? If he's gone much longer, we'll have to give his screentime to Bakura.
Bakura: Let's ditch the tosser!
Everybody started laughing while Rarity giggled and blushed.
Rarity: Oh, Bakura!
Tea: Score, a wallet! Finders keepers!
The reactors were a little surprised and then chuckled.
Spike: Aaaand she's still stealing.
Tristan: Hey, that's Joey's fine-ass sister! I'd recognize that come-hither look anywhere.
Everyone laughed while Rainbow Dash smirked.
Rainbow Dash: He really needs to stop hitting on Joey's sister.
With a smile, Pinkie Pie rolled her eyes and shook her head.
Yugi: Let's all wander blindly into that cave over there.
Joey: What do you people want from me?
Bandit Keith: Your star chips, dweeb! I have a score to settle with Pegasus, so Zombie Boy here's gonna beat you in a card game.
Joey: Why didn't ya just take my star chips when I was unconscious?
Bandit Keith: Shut the Hell up!
Everyone started cracking up.
Applejack and Apple Bloom: You know, that would've made things a whole lot easier.
Bandit Keith: It's time for Zombie Boy to sing the American national anthem... in America!
Bonz: "Brains Brains Brains Brains Braaains..." ("Oh, say can you see...")
Everyone stared at their screens.
Luna: Should this count as disrespectful?
Celestia: I'm not quite sure.
Zygor: He has the voice of a zombie angel.
Sweetie Belle: I don't think I wanna picture a zombie angel.
Yugi: We can't find Joey anywhere. This is so totally the opposite of Super Special Awesome, whatever that is.
Pinkie Pie started thinking about it.
Pinkie Pie: Hm. How 'bout... Rotten Ordinary Awful?
The girls shrugged and chatted in agreement.
Bakura: Look, a couple of coffins! These'll come in handy when we kill Joey for making us look for him.
Everybody stared at their screens with widened eyes.
Sunset: I really hope that's the evil Bakura talking.
Tea opened one of the coffins, only to find a skeleton falling on her.
Tea: Oh no, a supermodel!
Everyone felt frightened and disgusted.
Applejack: That ain't no supermodel. That's a skeleton!
Yugi: Stop trying to make out with Tea! That's my job!
Everyone giggled while Fluttershy looked surprised with widened eyes. She looked away and blushed with a little giggle of her own as she thought about making out with Yugi.
Tea: Yugi touched me. That means we're engaged.
Scootaloo: I don't think that works in any place anywhere... does it?
Apple Bloom: Ah highly doubt that, Scootaloo!
"'Cause this is Thriller"
Rainbow Dash: AWW YEAH!
All the reactors started dancing out to "Thriller" by Michael Jackson.
"Thriller night"
"And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike"
"You know it's Thriller"
Yugi: Hey, what happened to Bakura?
Everybody awwed in disappointment.
Apple Bloom: Ah really like that song. And it was startin' to get good too.
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie, the next time you throw a party, be sure to get that song, would ya?
Pinkie gave a thumbs up.
Pinkie Pie: Done and done.
Back in Celestia's office, Luna turned to her sister.
Luna: Sister, that was most fun while it lasted. perhaps we should consider playing this song at the next Fall Formal.
Celestia nodded.
Celestia: Sounds good to me.
Tea: Maybe they finally wrote him out of the show.
A little annoyed, Rarity rolled her eyes with her arms folded.
Bakura: Help! This supermodel's one of my fangirls!
Bakura was seen with a skeleton on his back, causing the others to run.
Tea, Tristan, and Yugi: Not a fangirl!
Bakura: Come back here and help me, you wankers!
Everybody chuckled.
Sweetie Belle: Hey, girls, what's a wanker?
Apple Bloom: Ah have no idea.
Scootaloo: I don't know either, but somehow, it's funny.
Scootaloo chuckled.
In the show, Tristan crushed the skeleton's skull.
Tristan: Egh! Who's smexy now, bitch?
Everyone was like "Whoooaa!"
Celestia: Now I'm really glad none of the students are aware of this show.
Yugi: We should be okay as long as you guys don't trigger any more obvious traps.
Bakura stepped on an obvious trap.
Bakura: Oh, smeg.
Yugi: Is everyone from England a total spaz, Bakura?
Bakura: Pretty much.
Fluttershy: Let's all get one thing straight. Nobody, and I mean noooobody, likes to be called a spaz.
It seemed like Fluttershy was about to do "The Stare", which made her friends really nervous.
Rainbow Dash: Uh, right. We hear ya.
The Katamari Damacy theme plays in the background while a giant boulder rolls towards Yugi and his pals.
Spike: Huh. I did not see this coming.
Bakura: Gangway! Women and shemales first!
Everyone laughed while Spike and Rarity looked surprised.
Spike: Okay... didn't see that one coming either.
Bakura tripped.
Bakura: Oh, bollocks!
Everyone gasped in shock when Bakura got crushed by the boulder.
Yugi: It got Bakura!
Tea: Good!
Rarity was getting more annoyed.
Rarity: Well...
Tristan: I shall avenge his death! My voice gives me super strength!
Tristan punched the giant boulder and it exploded.
Tristan: Holy sh(Bleep), it really does!
Everyone had a good laugh after that.
Sunset: Wait, that giant rock wasn't real?
Yugi: Oh, it was just a balloon with a speaker inside. I guess I wet my pants for nothing.
While everybody started cracking up, Fluttershy rolled her eyes and shook her head with a smile.
Bakura was traumatized while lying down on the ground.
Bakura: Somebody... tell my fangirls... I love them...
Rarity looked away, blushed, and muttered to herself.
Rarity: I love you too.
Fluttershy: Did you say something, Rarity?
Rarity turned to Fluttershy and laughed nervously.
Rarity: Uh, no, no, darling. I-It's nothing.
Fluttershy smirked with a raised eyebrow.
Fluttershy: Uh-huh!
With a smile, Rarity rolled her eyes before she and Fluttershy turned back to the show.
Tea: Looks like Bakura's scarred for life again.
Rarity giggled quietly.
Joey: I sure wish Yugi were here. How am I supposed to prove my independence without his help?
Yugi and the gang appeared.
Yugi: Don't worry, Joey! We're here to rescue you! Wait a second, have you been playing a card game? We were worried sick about you!
Joey: Hey, I'm trying to regain my self-esteem here.
Yugi: You hang out with us. You don't have any self-esteem.
Joey: Oh yeah.
All the reactors widened their eyes.
Spike: Well, this just got more awkward than usual.
Bandit Keith: Seems you're out of luck, dweeb. Zombie Boy's monsters are about to wipe out your life points.
Joey: Lemme guess. In America, right?
Bandit Keith: I wasn't gonna to say that! ...in America.
Everybody giggled.
Scootaloo: Imagine an episode where every sentence ends with "In America."
Apple Bloom: There could be. There're so many episodes of this show. And we've got a looooong road ahead of us until we find one.
Yugi: Joey, you can still win. Just remember your love for Serenity and you can do anything.
Joey: You're right, Yug! That was my favorite Joss Whedon movie!
All: Not that Serenity!
Joey: This is for cancelling Firefly, ya Goth bastard!
Battle Warrior destroyed Dragon Zombie and the rest of Bonz's life points.
Bonz: Braaains? (WTF?)
Everybody cheered for Joey's victory.
Pinkie Pie: Hooray for Joey!
Rainbow Dash gave a small smile.
Yugi: Well, Joey, it looks like you learned an important lesson. The only way to kill a zombie is to destroy the brain.
Joey: I also learned that I'm secretly a furry.
Yugi: Once again, too much information, Joey.
Everybody widened their eyes while Spike facepalmed and shook his head.
Spike: Seriously, Joey?
Joey: Let's get outta here before we get eaten by a grue.
Outside the cave, Sid, Bonz, and Zygor were pushing a boulder in front of the entrance.
Sid: They'll never be able to get past this cardboard cut-out of a boulder.
Bandit Keith: Another victory for America.
The reactors had a good laugh.
Applejack: A giant rock... made of cardboard? Hehe. Nobody can possibly be too weak to get past that thing.
Inside the cave, Yugi and his pals were trying to push the boulder away.
Joey: It's no use. It's made of solid cardboard.
Applejack: Ah stand corrected.
Tea: I can't believe I'm trapped in a cave with four guys.
Bakura: Fancy a shag, Tea?
Tea: Oops, I mean three guys.
Everyone stared at their screens while "The Gonk" plays in the background.
[i'm bringing smexy back]
Sunset: I'm sure you are, LittleKuriboh. I'm sure you are.
The Rainbooms giggled before the Post-Credits scene played.
Yugi: Get out of my head. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Yami was taken back before the episode ended.
Celestia and Luna applaud for the video.
Luna: Another piece of work from LittleKuriboh himself.
Celestia: Yes, he is quite the genius, isn't he?
Luna: Indeed, he is.
Luna checked the clock.
Luna: Well, it appears the students will all be arriving soon. I should be getting back to my office.
Vice Principal Luna started walking herself out.
Celestia: Very well then. Will you be back in time for lunch and for the next episode?
Luna looked back at Celestia.
Luna: Only if you don't start the episode without me.
Principal Celestia chuckled a little bit.
Celestia: Will do, sister.
Luna: Great. I'll be seeing you soon, Tia.
And with that, Luna left Celestia's office. Meanwhile, Spike turned off the computer and yawned.
Spike: Well, that was a good episode, I guess.
He hopped off of the chair and made his way toward Twilight's bed.
Spike: Now I can take that nice long nap.
He hopped onto Twilight's bed, got comfortable, closed his eyes, and took a deep breath before going to sleep.
Back with the Rainbooms, Pinkie Pie was searching for something on her laptop.
Sunset: That was a really nice episode. A little uncomfortable and weird at times, but still nice.
Pinkie found what she was looking for.
Fluttershy: I'm really looking forward to the next episode.
Rarity: As am I, Fluttershy.
Applejack: Same here.
Pinkie Pie started moving the desks to both sides of the classroom.
Twilight: By the looks of it, we still got time before school officially starts. What should we do until then?
Rainbow started thinking about something.
Rainbow Dash: Well...
The girls looked up in surprise as they were hit with colorful spotlights.
Pinkie Pie: I know what we can do.
They looked over at Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: Let's do "The Joey!"
She played music on her laptop and started dancing "The Joey."
"'Cause this is Thriller"
The rest of the girls looked around and smiled.
"Thriller night"
The girls then started dancing around the classroom.
"There ain't no second chance against the thing with the forty eyes, girl"
"Thriller" ("Woo-Hoo")
"Thriller night"
"You're fighting for your life inside a killer, Thriller toniiiiiiiight"
Rainbow stopped dancing when she felt a tap on her shoulder. She turned around and saw Joey smiling.
Rainbow Dash: Joey?
Joey: Yep, the one and only.
Rainbow Dash: What are y-
She quickly held out her hands.
Rainbow Dash: Wait! This is really you, right? Or is my mind playing tricks on me again?
Joey: Nope! It's me. Just created from that dream you had last night.
Rainbow folded her arms.
Rainbow Dash: Soooo that makes you my imaginary friend or something?
Joey: Somethin' like that. Because unlike regular imaginary friends, I'm very much real... in a way. Buuut you're still the only one who can see me.
Rainbow Dash: What do you mean you're very much real?
Joey: That's... somethin' you'll find out for another time.
Joey deadpanned with a smile and an anime sweatdrop.
Joey: Oh and, uh, just for the record, I am not whatever I just said in that episode.
Joey looked away angrily with his arms crossed and with an anime vein on his head.
Joey: And to top it all off, Kaiba's the last person I'd wanna dream about.
Rainbow blushed and giggled before Joey turned back to her.
Joey: Glad I got dat off my chest.
Rainbow Dash: Okay. Is that all you have to say?
Joey looked around the classroom.
Joey: Well, no. I must say you girls got a nice party goin' on in here. Cool if I dance with you?
Rainbow crossed her arms and smirked.
Rainbow Dash: Hm. Just try to keep up.
Joey: Oh-ho-ho, we'll see about that.
And with that, Rainbow Dash started dancing with her "imaginary" Joey. Over by Rarity, Bakura lightly tapped her shoulder.
Bakura: Pardon me, Rarity.
Rarity looked surprised and turned around to see her "imaginary" Bakura.
Rarity: Bakura, darling! Why are you here?
Bakura: Well, I couldn't bare the thought of seeing you dance without your prince.
He offered his hand.
Bakura: That is why I came here from your imagination. May I have this dance, Rarity?
Rarity smiled and took Bakura's hand.
Rarity: I thought you would never ask, Bakura.
Bakura spun Rarity around as they took the dance floor. Over by Fluttershy, she was having the time of her life.
Yugi: Hey, Fluttershy.
Fluttershy opened her eyes in shock and turned around to see Yugi.
Fluttershy: Yugi?
She looked over at her friends and then back to Yugi.
Fluttershy: Is that really you?
Yugi: Well, sort of. I just thought I'd step outside of your imagination to ask you to dance with me.
Fluttershy immediately blushed with pink cheeks.
Fluttershy: Oh! You're... asking me to dance... with you?
With a smile, Yugi shyly looked down and blushed as well.
Yugi: Is that okay? I don't wanna force ya.
Fluttershy smiled and nodded.
Yugi: Great! Let's get this party started.
He rubbed the back of his head.
Yugi: Even though it kinda already started.
Yugi and Fluttershy chuckled together. Over by Pinkie Pie, she was still doing "The Joey."
Tristan: I see you're still doing "The Joey."
Pinkie widened her eyes.
Tristan: That's my bud, Joey's, favorite dance move.
Pinkie turned around and saw Tristan smiling.
Pinkie Pie: Tristan? What are you doing outside my head?
Tristan: Well, I heard you started this party without me. So I figured I would show up just to show you my sweet moves.
Pinkie Pie smiled, blushed, and gasped with sparkles in her eyes.
Tristan: So what do ya say? Care to dance with me?
Pinkie Pie: I say... let's dance.
Pinkie started dancing like a chicken while Tristan was doing The Worm. Twilight was dancing until she turned around and gasped once she saw Seto Kaiba with his back against the wall and his arms folded. She looked at her friends before walking over to him.
Twilight: Seto Kaiba? Am I dreaming, or are you-
Kaiba: Don't worry, Twilight. Your friends can't see me because I'm part of your imagination.
Twilight: Oh!
She wiped her forehead.
Twilight: Well, that's a relief!
Kaiba: Listen. To be completely honest with you, I'm not really into dancing or parties. As the President of a huge gaming company, it's just not my style.
Twilight looked away with a sad look.
Kaiba: However...
Twilight looked up at Kaiba.
Kaiba: I suppose I can give it a try... just this once... for you.
He offered his hand to Twilight with a smile.
Kaiba: Would cha like to dance?
Twilight smiled and took Kaiba's hand.
Twilight: I would love to dance with you... Seto.
Kaiba: Hmph.
Applejack was having a real good time. She opened her eyes and found Mako Tsunami dancing in front of her.
Applejack: Mako?
Mako: Hi, Applejack!
Applejack: What in Sour Apple's name are you doin' here outside mah noggin?
Mako: I'm just here to party for once instead of fishing.
Applejack chuckled at Mako's dancing.
Applejack: Well, it's too bad you can't dance as well as you can fish.
Mako: Oh, really? Is that a challenge I hear?
AJ squinted her eyes with a smirk.
Applejack: Bring it.
Sunset was dancing in the middle of the classroom.
Yami: Impressive.
Sunset stopped dancing and opened her eyes.
Yami: I must say, you girls have really outdone yourselves.
Sunset: That voice!
Sunset turned around and found a smiling Yami Yugi.
Sunset: Pharaoh?
Yami nodded before walking up to Sunset Shimmer.
Sunset: But how?
Yami: I was created from your dream. I must say, you have some really nice dance moves, Sunset. I admit, you're quite a natural.
Sunset blushed and laughed nervously.
Sunset: Thank you, Pharaoh.
Yami offered his hand to Sunset.
Yami: Would you allow me to join you?
Sunset smiled and took Yami's hand.
Sunset: I'd be happy to, Yami.
After Yami smiled, the Rainbooms all started dancing with their "seemingly" imaginary Yu-Gi-Oh boyfriends. The Crusaders were walking by until they saw the Rainbooms dancing inside the classroom. After smiling at each other, the Crusaders decided to join the party with the Rainbooms.
Vinyl Scratch came back and heard the music playing. After she shrugged, she went inside the classroom to dance as well. The Yu-Gi-Oh boys, the Rainbooms, the Crusaders, and Vinyl Scratch all got together and performed the dance steps to Thriller. A light shined down from above and coming down from the light was the King of Pop himself: Michael Jackson.
"That this is Thriller"
"Thriller night"
"'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghoul could ever dare try"
"Thriller" ("Woo-Hoo")
"Thriller night"
"So let me hold you tight and share a killer, Thriller, chiller, Thriller here toniiiiiight"
"'Cause this is Thriller"
"Thriller night"
"Girl, I can thrill you more than any ghoul could ever dare try"
"Thriller" ("Woo-Hoo")
"Thriller night"
"So let me hold you tight and share a killer, Thriller"
Michael and everyone else spun around and pointed up, thus ending the dance and the song.
Author's note: I'd like to dedicate this chapter to Michael Jackson. Rest In Peace.