While it was still raining outside, the Rainbooms decided to hang out inside the gymnasium until school was over. Up on the bleachers, Rarity was doing her nails. Twilight was reading a science book. Sunset was on her phone. Pinkie Pie was on her laptop. And Fluttershy was writing new songs in her notebook.
Meanwhile, Applejack and Rainbow Dash were having a one-on-one basketball game. Rainbow Dash was dribbling the ball with Applejack on defense.
Applejack: You're mine, Skittle-Head.
Rainbow Dash: We'll see about that, Farm Girl.
The girls squinted their eyes while staring each other down. The moment Applejack tried to swipe the ball, Rainbow Dash moved at great speed, causing Applejack to fall onto her stomach. Rainbow then jumped into the air.
Rainbow Dash: She shoots...
She managed to dunk the basketball.
Rainbow Dash: SHE SCORES!
Pinkie was cheering loudly for Rainbow Dash while the other girls applaud.
Pinkie Pie: WOO-HOO! GO RAINBOW DASH!
Fluttershy: Yaaay!
Applejack pushed herself off the floor and turned to Rainbow Dash with a groan. She found Rainbow Dash spinning the basketball on her finger.
Rainbow Dash: And that's 21 to 18. Game over.
Applejack scoffed and wiped dust off of her.
Applejack: It would've been different if you hadn't kept using your fancy powers to win, Rainbow!
Rainbow Dash: Hey, my awesome speed's a part of me!
Rainbow shrugged with a grin.
Rainbow Dash: I can't help it!
Applejack deadpanned and facepalmed.
Pinkie Pie: I know what'll cheer you up, Applejack!
AJ and Rainbow joined the girls on the bleachers.
Pinkie Pie: How about watching the next episode of Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series? Huh? Huuuh?
AJ smiled.
Applejack: Hehe. Pinkie Pie, you've just read mah mind.
Twilight closed her book.
Twilight: Sounds good to me.
The others, except Rarity, agreed.
Rarity: As much as I would love to watch the next episode, I'm afraid I must really focus on my new ideas for these fabulous-
Sunset: Rarity, do you wanna watch the next episode with us so badly?
Rarity smiled with stars in her eyes.
Rarity: Oh my gosh, so much.
The girls chuckled.
Pinkie Pie: Alrighty, here we go.
Pinkie played the episode.
Yami: You're watching Yu-Gi-Oh when you could be outside doing something else!
The girls looked out the nearest window and saw that it was still raining outside.
Pinkie Pie: Well, we could go out and jump in mud puddles.
The girls were silent.
Fluttershy: I don't think any of us would agree to something like that.
Twilight: Even if we did, we're just going to get sick out there.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, if we had known it was going to rain this morning, we would've brought our rain gear.
Rarity smiled as she thought of designing fabulous rain gear outfits for her and her friends.
Meanwhile, in the show, Yugi and friends made it out of the cave.
Joey: Finally, fresh air! I love the smell of card games in the morning.
The girls let out cute giggles.
Twilight: Card games don't have a smell.
Tea: Look guys, we're right outside Pegasus's castle!
Joey: Now we just gotta win the prize money, and then I can buy some new friends.
Yugi: What about your sister, Joey?
Joey: Yeah, I can buy a new sister too!
The girls gasped and scoffed.
Rarity: Well, that is just an awful thing to say!
Pinkie Pie: Yeah! You can't replace friends and family!
Rainbow Dash blushed and laughed nervously.
Rainbow Dash: Um, you guys don't think Joey really said that in the original show, do you?
The girls just stared at Rainbow with raised-eyebrow looks.
Sunset: Well, of course not, Rainbow. If he did, LittleKuriboh probably would've brought up the whole "4Kids dialogue" thing like he did with Bakura.
Rainbow Dash: Oh! Right! I forgot! (Thought) Thank Goodness!
Tea: I'm glad Bakura's gay, otherwise we never would've gotten out of that cave.
Bakura: Oh, so just because I have a gaydar, you automatically assume I'm gay? Bloody tart.
As the title sequence played, the girls deadpanned at the screen.
"Kawaitaaa"
Without her friends noticing, Rarity took a deep breath.
"Sakebigaaa"
"Todoke"
"Fly at higher gaaaaaame"
Rarity: (Thought) Keep it together, Rarity. Remember what you and your friends agreed on. Do not take anything in this show too seriously.
After remaining calm, she went back to watching the show.
Yugi: Hey, Tea, remember the time we became friends?
Tea: No, but I do remember the 4Kids version.
Rainbow Dash: The wha-?
A flashback showed Tea working at a restaurant.
Tea: Welcome to Kentucky Fried McBurger King, where all our meat is freshly slaughtered!
After hearing that, the Rainbooms were so shocked that they made the Joey noise.
The Rainbooms: NYEH!
The girls also did an anime fall. With widened eyes, Fluttershy started shivering.
Fluttershy: (Thought) That was the most disturbing thing I have ever heard in my whole entire life! Those poor animals. The cows! The chickens! I am so glad I'm a vegetarian.
The girls sat up while trying to recover from that last line.
Sunset: Is everyone all right?
The other girls muttered in agreement.
Applejack: Let's agree to never order meat at a restaurant.
The others nodded.
Fluttershy: (Thought) Hmm. Why does Tea's line make me want to build a shed in my backyard?
She shrugged with her eyes closed.
Fluttershy: (Thought) Oh well.
After they recovered, the girls went back to watching the show.
Tea: (Thought) Oh shoot, it's those dorks from school! They'll drive away our customers with all their talk of card games. I've got to do something!
The girls had a nice chuckle and seemed to forgot about Tea's previous line already.
Joey: Hey, Yug, you know what they call a Quarter Pounder in France? A Royale with Cheese! It's all because of the metric system.
Yugi: I wonder what they call the Super Special Awesome Burger?
Fluttershy: (Thought) I hope it's a Super Special Awesome Veggie Burger?
Tea: Kiss my grits, you geeks!
Tea squeezed some ketchup on the food.
Yugi: Holy cow, I think I'm in love!
The Rainbooms: Ooooohh!
While everyone else was laughing, Fluttershy blushed and covered her mouth while giggling.
Tea: I don't want to be just a waitress my whole life, you know. I'm saving up my money to become a table dancer in New York.
Joey: Hey, that's where my accent used to live.
The girls just stared at the screen.
Twilight: I'm not even going to comment on that one.
Applejack: Same here, Twi.
Tea: The next day, I found a suspicious note in my locker.
Yugi: "Dear Tea, we found you a secret dance studio. Please come at once. PS: Bring lots of money so that I can steal it from you."
The girls couldn't help but laugh after that.
Pinkie Pie: If I found a note like that in my locker, I'd run.
Rainbow Dash: Or you could bring a bat with you and show 'em who's boss.
Rarity: Or maybe you could just call the police and have them follow you in secret.
Sunset: That last one seems pretty risky, but I like it.
Rarity: Thank you.
Tea: Well, this is just about the worst dance studio ever!
Tea turned around and a mugger appeared behind her.
Tea: Hey, are you my dance instructor?
Mugger: Just hand over all your money, girly!
The girls gasped.
Rarity: Tea's in trouble! Get out of there, darling! Get out of there!
Tea: Screw you man, I'm not paying for lessons!
Rainbow Dash: Don't you get it? He's trying to rob you.
She bit the mugger's arm, but then the mugger shoved Tea into the wall, knocking her out.
Tea: I was unconscious for this next part, but fortunately I can still remember it.
Yami appeared before the mugger.
Yami: I'm here for my ballet classes. I should warn you, I look damn good in a tutu.
The girls had a nice laugh after that.
Rainbow Dash: The day I see the Pharaoh in a tutu is the day I give Applejack five bucks.
Applejack: Glad to hear it. I'll consider it payback for using your powers to cheat during our basketball game.
Rainbow Dash: Heh. Like that's ever gonna happen. What are the chances we're going to see Yami in a tutu?
Sorry, Rainbow. Just wait until episode 27, "She Blinded Me With Card Games."
Mugger: Get lost. I'm trying to mug this girl.
Yami: You won't like me when I'm angry. Hulk Smash!
After Yami Yugi mind crushed him, the girls chuckled.
Sunset: And we have ourselves another reference.
Tea: When I woke up, I was staring at the man of my dreams.
Yami: Hey, sweet cheeks, you wanna get off the dance floor? I'm about to shake my money-maker.
Nobody said a word. The girls were completely silent and their faces were completely red.
Rarity: Um...
She stood up.
Rarity: I think I need a moment.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, me too.
Pinkie Pie: Uh-huh!
The girls stood up and went their separate ways.
French Narrator: Three Minutes Later...
The Rainbooms got back together on the bleachers.
Twilight: Okay... let's move on, please.
Sunset: Good idea.
They played the video.
Tea: And then we got married and had two beautiful children.
That line surprised the Rainbooms.
The Rainbooms: Huuuh!?
Yugi: I'm pretty sure I don't remember that part.
The Rainbooms: Ooohh!
Fluttershy wiped her forehead.
Fluttershy: Phew!
Yugi: Hey, Tea, do you still have that waitress uniform?
The girls did another anime fall.
Applejack: Okay, this episode's gettin' weird.
Tristan: Hey! Stop developing your characters! We have card games to play!
The girls had a laugh out of that and completely recovered from the previous lines.
Yugi: Look, everyone. Some random loser is blocking our path.
The Rainbooms: Oooohhh!
Rainbow Dash: Burrrrn agaaaain.
Kaiba: Ever since you beat me in that first episode, nobody has been able to take me seriously. But that will all change once I defeat you in a children's card game.
Bakura: That Kaiba bloke needs to get shagged.
While everyone else was laughing hysterically, Rarity blushed and covered her mouth with her fingertips while giggling.
Rarity: Oh, Bakura! You are simply too much.
Kaiba: (Thought) I have to beat Yugi if I ever want to see my little brother again. I miss you, Mokuba.
"The Way We Were" by Barbara Streisand began playing along with a Mokuba kidnapping montage.
1. Mokuba was being kidnapped by Kemo.
KIDNAPPING #1
"Meeemoriiiiies light the corners..."
2. A flashback showed Mokuba being kidnapped by Kemo at Duelist Kingdom.
KIDNAPPING #2
"...of my miiiiiind"
3. While wearing a dress, Mokuba was caught in a net.
KIDNAPPING #46
"Misty water..."
4. Mokuba was shown being kidnapped by Yami Bakura.
KIDNAPPING #83
"...colored meeemoriii..."
5. Mokuba was being kidnapped by a helicopter.
KIDNAPPING #171
"...iiies of the waaay..."
6. Finally, Mokuba was being kidnapped by Tristan on a motorcycle.
KIDNAPPING #2,042
"...we werrrrrre"
Kaiba: (Thought) Hmm, perhaps I should consider keeping him on a leash.
Pinkie paused the episode while everyone had shocking expressions.
Fluttershy: Why would anyone be so cruel to such an innocent child?
Pinkie Pie: How could Tristan do such a thing?
Rarity: Tristan? How could Bakura do such a thing?
Twilight: How could Mokuba possibly be kidnapped that many times in his life?
Sunset: And most importantly...
The Rainbooms: WHY WAS HE WEARING A DRESS?
Without another word, they've instantly moved on.
Yami: I accept your challenge, Kaiba. Kicking your butt never gets old.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, even though you only beat him one time.
Kaiba: Let's play on the roof as a homage to Clerks. We'll use my new Duel Disk system, because I have a hard-on for technology.
The girls stared at the screen while blushing.
Twilight: Okay...
Twilight turned away while rubbing the back of her head.
Twilight: Waay to much information, Seto!
Joey: Don't worry, Yug, we'll be supporting you all the way.
Tristan: Ten bucks on Kaiba!
Tea: Fifty bucks on Kaiba!
Bakura: A hundred quid on Kaiba!
The girls couldn't help but laugh.
Sunset: Some friends they turned out to be.
Bandit Keith: I've won ten star chips... in America!
Kemo: My hair is inviting you to enter the castle!
Bandit Keith: Don't mind if I do.
Keith made it to the roof of the castle.
Bandit Keith: Man, that guy sure likes talking about his hair.
Kemo: Man, that guy sure likes talking about America.
The Rainbooms tried to cover their snickering, but couldn't.
Kaiba: You may have beaten me before, Yugi, but this time, I have the upper hand. I've placed my faith in the heart of the cards, and without Exodia, you have no chance of overcoming my unstoppable Blue-Eyes White Dragons!
Yami: Yeah, well at least I'm not adopted!
The Rainbooms widened their eyes and dropped their jaws.
Kaiba: What did you just say?
Yami: Sorry, did I touch a nerve?
Kaiba's lips and his eyes were twitching.
Yami: Why don't you run home and cry to mommy? Oh, that's right, you don't have one!
Sunset, Rarity, Pinkie, and Dashie laughed at Kaiba while the other three felt pity for him.
Rainbow Dash: That is so savage!
Fluttershy looked angry.
Fluttershy: But it's also very mean, Rainbow Dash.
Twilight gave a sad look.
Twilight: (Thought) Poor Seto.
Applejack looked away with gloomy eyes.
Applejack: (Thought) Ah feel your pain, Kaiba.
Kaiba: Yugi, I respect you as a duelist, but if you continue to act like a petulant child then-
Yami: Hey, everybody, look at me! I'm Seto Kaiba! I have a dragon fetish, and I sound like Brock from Pokemon! Screw the rules, I'm in love with Nurse Joy!
Even though they just started feeling bad for Kaiba, Twilight, Applejack, and Fluttershy couldn't help but laugh hysterically along with their friends. The "Screw the Rules" phrase has gotten them to laugh once again.
Rainbow Dash: HE GOT TO US AGAIN! HAHAHAAAA!
Kaiba: That's it, Muto! You're f(Bleep)ing dead!
With a record scratching sound, the girls stopped laughing and looked at the screen with widened eyes.
Kaiba: With this card, I'll be able to combine three of my Blue-Eyes White Dragons in order to summon a monster without peer! A monster so powerful that-
Yami: For the love of Ra, just play the damn card already.
Kaiba: Fine.
The girls chuckled once again.
Sunset: Somebody's impatient.
Kaiba: Come forth, Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon!
Yami: Oh, poopie!
Pinkie Pie: Oh, poopie is right! That is one huge dragon!
Joey: Get up on the Hydra's back, Yug!
Twilight: Uh, that might be a bad idea, especially since it's just a hologram.
Fluttershy: Thank goodness that it is only a hologram.
Yami: I activate Asexual Reproduction!
Multiply created a whole wall of Kuribohs.
Yami: Prepare to be completely smothered by my giant hairy balls!
Once again, the girls were silent and their faces were completely red. Sunset was the first to stand up.
Sunset: I'm gonna need another minute.
Twilight: Me too.
Fluttershy: Me three.
The girls stood up and went their separate ways again.
French Narrator: Another Three Minutes Later...
The girls got back together on the bleachers again. After an awkward moment of silence, Pinkie Pie played the video.
Bandit Keith: This is almost as exciting as my favorite movie, Pearl Harbor! Those Japanese bastards got what was coming to them...
The girls smirked.
The Rainbooms and Bandit Keith: In America!
They had a nice laugh after that.
Rainbow Dash: He is so predictable.
Yami: I shall fuse my Mammoth Graveyard with your Dragon, causing it to decay from the inside.
Kaiba: How the Hell did you do that?
Yami: It's called cheating. Deal with it.
The Rainbooms: He's cheating!?
Rarity: Well, this is just perfect. Now Yami's the one who is... Screwing the Rules.
Rarity managed to make her friends laugh.
Kaiba: I'd rather die than lose to my arch rival.
Kaiba stepped up onto the edge of the roof, causing the Rainbooms to gasp in shock.
Applejack: Now what in the name of flyin' pigs on motorcycles does he think he's doin'?
Bakura: Oh my! If Yugi attacks, the shockwaves could send Kaiba flying right off the edge of the castle!
Kaiba: Your gay friend is right, Yugi.
Bakura: I'm not gay, I'm just British.
Rarity silently sighed in relief.
Rarity: (Thought) At least that is all cleared up.
Yami: Dude, don't you think you're overreacting a little? I mean, it's just a card game.
Kaiba: Card games are serious business. Now unleash your attack, if you have the guts.
Pinkie Pie: NO PHARAOH, DON'T DO IT!
Joey: This is awesome! Yugi's gonna kill Kaiba!
Tristan: I've always dreamed this moment would come.
Rarity scoffed.
Rarity: Seeing someone perish is never okay, I have you know.
Yami: Kaiba must die!
Yugi: But what would grandpa say?
Solomon: Yuuugiii... kill that son of a bitch!
Fluttershy: That is just awful. No one elderly would ever say such a thing.
Tea started running towards Yugi.
Tea: Yugi, no! You can't take this risk! He might survive!
Yugi: She's right! We can't! Stoooop!
Bandit Keith: I don't believe it! Yugi forfeited the match to Kaiba! Ben Affleck would be ashamed... in America!
Kaiba: I knew my emo strategy would pay off. You geeks are so gullible.
Twilight gave a worried look while the rest of the girls looked a bit angry.
Yugi: I lost a card game! I no longer have a reason to live!
Bakura: In that case, can I be the main character?
Yugi: Hell no!
Bakura: Bugger!
The title of the show appeared as "Loser" by Beck began playing.
Sunset: That was really hard to watch.
The others nodded.
[they call it "le super special awesome burger"]
The Rainbooms: So that's what they call it!
Fluttershy: (Thought) Le Super Special Awesome Veggie Burger?
Weevil: Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level?
Noah Kaiba's Life Points reached 9300.
Rex: It's over nine THOOOUUSAAAAND!
Weevil: WHAT?! Nine thousand?!
After the episode ended, the girls looked up as soon as the bell rung.
Sunset: Looks like school's over.
Some time later, the girls opened up their umbrellas after walking out the school doors.
Pinkie Pie: It's a good thing the dramas let us borrow these umbrellas.
Applejack: Yep.
AJ waved at her friends.
Applejack: Well, see y'all tomorrow.
After saying their goodbyes, they separated and started walking home. Twilight was happily walking home until her smile turned upside-down.
Twilight: I never imagined Seto would take things a bit too far.
She stopped walking and looked up at the rainy sky.
Twilight: (Thought) Why would he resort to forcing his opponent to lose? Why?
Author's Note: As you all know by now, I got rid of my retirement note, but it's still posted on my other fanfics. As I mentioned in my note, this is the easiest fanfic to write. Since it is, I will keep this fanfic going, even though I am kind of retired.
Before the next episode "Duel Of Fates", the girl's imaginary Yu-Gi-Oh boyfriends will have some more screentime. This is after all a crossover between Yu-Gi-Oh and the Equestria Girls. That being said, there's going to be some dueling action in the next chapter. Don't miss the epic clash between Blue-Eyes and Red-Eyes.