For the third time this week, the Rainbooms were having yet another sleepover. This time, inside Applejack's barn. The girls were getting their sleeping bags ready while Twilight looked around the barn.
Twilight: Uh, has anyone seen Pinkie Pie?
Applejack: Yep.
AJ pointed her thumb to the upper level of the barn.
Applejack: She's just movin' a couple of empty boxes up there.
Rainbow Dash: Huh. No wonder it's been too quiet down here.
AJ looked up at the ceiling.
Applejack: Hey, Pinkie Pie! You done up there?
Pinkie poked her head around the corner and looked down at her friends.
Pinkie Pie: Uh-huh. I just finished stacking these boxes. Should I do the same for all this hay?
Applejack: No, that's okay. I can do that tomorrow. You can come down now.
Pinkie saluted Applejack.
Pinkie Pie: Okie-dokie-lokie!
After tying one end of rope to something, Pinkie Pie dropped the other end to reach the bottom level. After she grabbed the rope, she looked down at her friends.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, girls. Watch this.
After the girls looked up, Pinkie held the rope while upside-down, which made her friends shriek.
Applejack: Pinkie Pie, be careful up there.
Pinkie Pie: Don't worry. I've got this.
Sunset: What is she doing?
Pinkie started climbing down the rope while staying upside-down.
"Spider-Pie"
"Spider-Pie"
"Does whatever Spider-Pie does"
The girls began giggling and chuckling.
"Can she swing from a web"
"No, she can't. She's using rope"
"Look ooout"
She landed right-side-up with her arms up.
"There goes the Spider-Piiiiie"
The girls laughed and applauded while Pinkie Pie took a bow.
Pinkie Pie: Thank you. Thank you. I'm here everyday.
Some time later, the girls formed an arc shape and laid on their stomachs in their sleeping bags while Pinkie Pie tried pulling up the next episode on her laptop.
Twilight: Alright, girls. Let's get this over with. The weekend may have just started, but we've got lots of studying to do for our midterms next week.
Sunset: I agree.
Rarity: Indeed.
Fluttershy: Mhm.
Rainbow groaned a little.
Rainbow Dash: My brain is sooo going to hurt.
The abridged episode started by showing Pegasus's Castle with some dramatic music playing in the background.
Castle of Maximillion Pegasus South Jersey Shore
Pinkie Pie: Huh.
She started tapping her chin.
Pinkie Pie: This music sounds reeeeally familiar to me.
Croquet: Gentlemen, behold! In order to take part in the semi-finals, you will each need to hold one of these two cards.
Croquet held up the two cards.
Joey: (Thought) Man! I don't have either of those cards! How am I supposed to win the prize money now?
Yugi: Hey, Joey, betcha wish you had one of these!
Yugi held up the card with the gold and jewels picture.
Joey: Yug! Are you giving me that card?
Yugi: Well, I would, but then I remembered the time you stole a piece of my Millennium Puzzle. So I figured, "No, you don't get my card." Instead, I'm just going to rub it in your face that you're such a loser.
Joey: I never knew you could be such an asshole!
Yugi: You know what they say, Joey. Payback's a bitch. "I'm tormenting yooouu"
Joey grabbed the card.
Joey: Gimme that freakin' card!
While the title sequence was playing, the girls widened their eyes after watching the opening scene.
"Kawaitaaa"
"Sakebigaaa"
"Todoke"
"Fly at higher gaaaaaame"
The girls slowly faced each other and then had a good laugh.
Sunset: Well, that's certainly one way to start an episode.
Bakura: Good night, everyone! I hope my evil alter-ego doesn't wake up in the middle of the night and molest any of you, because that tends to happen a lot!
Tea: Go to sleep, you limey pansy.
The girls widened their eyes again with their mouths open. Rarity even placed her hand over her chest while blushing.
Rarity: Oh my...
Joey: Guys, is it just me, or is Bandit Keith trying to stalk us?
Yugi: Oh, just ignore him.
Bandit Keith: This outfit is the perfect camouflage! I'm like a chameleon. An American chameleon.
The girls chuckled.
Rainbow Dash: Now where in America are there chameleons that look like you?
In Mai's room, her jacket was off.
Mai: I think it's time for some fanservice.
The girls raised their eyebrows.
Pinkie Pie: Oooohhh. No wonder the episode's titled "Fanservice." It was a bit on the nose.
In Joey's room, he was asleep.
Joey: Nyeh, nyeh, oh, oh Kaiba, ya dragon is so big! I'm a dog! Woof woof.
The girls were completely in shock after knowing that Joey was having dream sex with Kaiba.
The next shot showed the girls driving fast on the road in Applejack's car.
The next scene showed the girls by a river on their knees and splashing water in their faces over and over.
The Rainbooms: Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, GROSS!
Btw, this is a reference to the Brandy & Mr. Whiskers episode "You've got snail."
Later, the girls were back at the barn, shaking in their sleeping bags. While her hand was shaking, Pinkie Pie reached for the space bar and pressed it.
Yugi: (Thought) Man, what a night! I wonder if Tea's thinking about me right now.
Tea: (Thought) Man, what a night! I wonder if Yugi's sexy alter-ego is thinking about me right now.
The Rainbooms giggled in a cute way.
Rainbow Dash: Seems she likes Yami more than Yugi.
There was a knock on Tea's door.
Tea: (Thought) It's him! He's come for me. I knew he couldn't resist me for long.
She opened the door.
Tea: (Thought) Take me, oh card game master!
She realized it was Tristan and Bakura at her door.
Tea: Oh, it's just you two.
The girls laughed at Tea.
Sunset: Somebody must be disappointed.
Tristan: We had a bad dream. Can we sleep with you tonight?
Bakura: I don't want to sleep with a girl!
Tristan: Nobody cares about what you want!
Bakura: ...my mommy does.
The girls had a laugh out of that.
Rarity: (Thought) Don't feel too bad, Bakura. I too care for your personal needs.
Tristan: I've been thinking. I don't know about you two, but I'm not happy being just a minor character. We never get any screentime. All we do is stand in the background and watch people play card games. It's time we took matters into our own hands and made a name...
An arrow pointed to Bakura.
(Bored out of his skull)
Tristan: ...for ourselves as main characters.
Twilight: Bored out of his skull?
The Rainbooms couldn't help but laugh and wiped tears of joy from their eyes.
Twilight: Oh, geez!
Tea: That's dangerous talk, Tristan. We can't risk upsetting the natural order. Who knows what could happen?
Tristan: I don't care. All I know is that we deserve to have our very own episode. So while the main characters are asleep, we're going to have an adventure. It'll be just like The Goonies!
Pinkie happily gasped.
Pinkie Pie: I love the Goonies!
Bakura: Can I be Corey Feldman?
Tristan: No. I'm Corey Feldman.
Bakura: But you're always Corey Feldman! When do I get to be Corey Feldman?
Tristan: Shut up. From now on, your name is Chunk.
The Rainbooms: Chunk?!
Rainbow Dash: What kind of name is Chunk?
Tea: Can I be River Phoenix?
The Rainbooms: River Phoenix?!
Sunset: What for?
Tristan: River Phoenix wasn't in The Goonies.
Tea: He wasn't? Then which was the movie where they all went to find a dead body?
Tristan: That's Stand By Me.
Tea: Oh... hey guys, can we go find a dead body?
Tristan: That sounds like an adventure to me!
The girls had chills up their spines while Fluttershy was shaking a little.
Fluttershy: That doesn't sound like an adventure to me at all.
Twilight: I'm right there with you, Fluttershy.
Bakura: (Thought) I'm surrounded by wankers.
The girls laughed and got over the adventure details.
In Yugi's room, he was asleep until his grandpa started calling to him.
Solomon: Yuuugiii... Yuuugiii... oh, just wake up, for God's sake!
The girls chuckled.
Applejack: So his grandpa's a spooky ghost now?
Rarity: I believe more of a... disembodied voice.
Yugi: Grandpa, is that you?
Solomon: Of course it's meee... Who else do you know who talks like thiiis...?
Applejack: Other than Pinkie Pie having a sugar hangover, nobody.
The girls turned to Pinkie Pie, who was smiling.
Pinkie Pie: I am loaded with sweets.
Yugi: Well, could you please keep it down? I'm trying to sleep!
Solomon: Yuuugiii... follow my increasingly annoying voooice...
The girls began snickering.
Yugi: This had better be good, old man. I was dreaming about card games.
The girls tried covering their snickering while Yugi began running down the hall.
Solomon: Yuuugiii...
Yugi: And stop saying my name!
The girls released a big laugh before taking deep breaths.
Tea: Okay, it's been ten minutes and I haven't seen a single dead body. I'm starting to think this whole idea was stupid.
Rainbow Dash: And you just realized that now?
Tristan: Hey, we can use this rope to hang Bakura, then he'll be a dead body.
The Rainbooms: Say what?!
Bakura: That never happened in The Goonies!
Tristan: Well, it should've.
Rarity scoffed.
Rarity: Nobody is laying a single finger on my Bakura.
Rarity noticed her friends staring at her.
Rarity: Oh, don't act so surprised. You all know how much I care for limey boys.
Her friends shrugged.
Mai: More fanservice.
The Rainbooms: No.
Applejack: Pass.
Bandit Keith: (Thought) Now it's time for some Bandit Keith fanservice... in America!
Bandit Keith started lifting his legs up and down while Yello's "Oh Yeah" started playing. The scene ends with Keith sitting up on his bed.
(he's single, ladies!)
The girls were once again in complete shock before the scene cuts to the girls over by the river again.
The Rainbooms: Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, GROSS!
After returning to the barn, they played the video.
Yugi: Grandpa, where are you?
Solomon: I'm down here, you ungrateful little punk!
Solomon's soul card was seen on the ground.
Solomon: Hey, how's it going?
The girls gasped.
Sunset: This is how Pegasus trapped Mokuba!
Yugi: Gramps, are you okay?
Solomon: Of course I'm not okay. You put me in a home!
Yugi: What? No, I didn't!
Solomon: Yes, you did! You couldn't stand the sight of me anymore, so you had me sent away! I swear, kids these days, they have no respect for their elders.
Fluttershy: What? That's not true.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, we "all" treat each other with respect.
(Flashback)
Inside the girl's bathroom, Rainbow Dash noticed that her roll of toilet paper was missing.
Rainbow Dash: Huh? Hey, where did it...?
Outside the bathroom stall, Trixie Lulamoon was tossing a roll of toilet paper into the air with one hand.
Trixie: Ha! Looks like we're even. I told you you'd pay for what happened at the music shop.
(Rainbow Rocks Animated Short - Guitar Centered)
Trixie: Catcha on the flip side, Rainbow Dash!
Trixie laughed and headed out while Rainbow Dash growled. After exiting the bathroom, Trixie threw the toilet paper into the trash and walked away.
Rainbow Dash: TRIXIIIIE!
(Reality)
Rainbow Dash: Mmmost of us do, anyway.
Yugi: Grandpa, you're "not" in a home. You've been kidnapped.
Solomon: What?
Yugi: Pegasus put your soul into a card, and now he's forcing me to duel him in a tournament to rescue you.
Solomon: What?
Yugi: Grandpa, is your hearing aid switched on?
Solomon: What? Just a second, I think my hearing aid isn't switched on.
The girls chuckled while Fluttershy shook her head.
Yugi grunted and punched the ground.
Yugi: And now, my hand is broken.
The card flies out of Yugi's hand.
Solomon: Whoooa, Nelly!
The card flew up and attached itself to a pillar. Two more pillars had the Kaiba brother's soul cards too.
Yugi: My God, it's full of cards.
The girls had a bad feeling about the scene they're watching.
Fluttershy: Um... What's happening here?
Rarity: I... don't... know.
Solomon: "Yugi, Yugi, give me your answer, do"
Kaiba: "I'm half crazy, all for the love of you"
Mokuba: By the way, this is a 2001 parody.
"It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage"
"But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two"
The girls were looking nervous until Yugi suddenly woke up.
Yugi: Gah! This is a (Bleep)ing bizarre episode.
The girls had a nice laugh.
Sunset: Thank goodness that's over.
Bakura: Oh, my! Look!
The screen showed a picture of Cecelia.
The girls awwed.
Fluttershy: She's so pretty.
Tea: She's beautiful! Who do you suppose it is?
Bakura: Maybe she's Pegasus's wife!
Tea: No seriously, who do you suppose it is?
The Rainbooms widened their eyes.
Rarity: Oh, she did not just go there.
Pegasus: What are you three doing here? This room is for main characters only.
Tristan: Oh no, it's One-Eyed Willy! He's come to protect his treasure!
The girls tried covering their laughter.
Sunset: Wow! That's... really offensive... I guess.
Pegasus: I'm afraid you've all seen too much! I can't have people thinking I'm straight. So I'm just going to have to discipline you!
Using the power of his Millennium Eye, Pegasus caused the floor to melt and have the trio fall through it.
Bakura: I knew trying to be a main character was a bad idea.
Tristan: This is all your fault, Chunk!
Applejack: Says the guy who thought of the adventure first.
Bakura: Ugh, what happened?
Tea: Can you guys hear chanting?
Chanters: Ooga ooga ooga chaka, ooga ooga ooga chaka, ooga ooga ooga chaka...
Pinkie Pie: What kind of chanting is this?
Pegasus: "I can't stop this feeling, deep inside of me"
He raised his hand up.
Pegasus: Oooh! "Girl you just don't realize, what you do to me"
Tristan: Holy (Bleep) on a (Bleep) sandwich with (Bleep) on top!
The girls burst out laughing. Pinkie Pie resorted to pounding the floor as she laughs. Sunset wiped a tear of joy from her eye.
Sunset: Nice one, Tristan. You've got us again.
Bakura: This is the funkiest satanic ritual I've ever seen.
Pegasus: How dare you interrupt my big musical number. I'm so cross, I think I'll send you to the Shadow Realm!
Tristan: He wants a virgin sacrifice! Quick, Tea, have sex with me! It's the only way to stop him!
The girls went wide-eyed.
Twilight: Say what now?
Tea: Hell no, I'm saving myself for Yugi! I mean marriage.
The girls were red as tomatoes before shaking the thought out of their heads.
Fluttershy: Yugi's right! This is a bizarre episode.
Rarity: I agree.
Pegasus: It's useless to resist. After all, you're just minor characters, making you totally expendable!
He activates his Millennium Eye.
Pegasus: What's this?
Bakura's Millennium Ring activated as well.
Pegasus: I sense a main character inside Bakura's Millennium Ring!
The girls gasped in shock.
Rarity: It's the evil Bakura! He's back already!
Yami Bakura: That's right, Pegasus! And now, I'm going to use my powers to pretend this episode never even happened! That's just how evil I am!
Tristan woke up in his room.
Tristan: What a nightmare! I dreamed I spent the whole night putting up with Bakura!
Rarity: I'm going to pretend he's talking about the evil one.
Joey was snoring in his room.
Bandit Keith: (Thought) You snooze, you lose, dweeb. I claim this card in the name of America.
The girls gasped as they saw Keith stealing Joey's card from his jacket.
Applejack: I can't believe it. That no good varmit stole Joey's card.
Fluttershy: How could he do such a thing?
Twilight: Don't know. But I can say for certain that he's not gonna win this tournament. Cheaters like him don't deserve the title.
Mai: Faaanserviiice!
The Rainbooms: Still no.
Yami Bakura: Now it's time for some Bakura fanservice!
The title of the show appeared on the screen.
Yami Bakura: E- Oh, bugger. It's the credits already.
[an episode without any card games? it's a sign of the apocalypse...]
Yami Bakura: Oh well, maybe next time.
The girls, once again, giggled in a cute way.
Rarity: Not to worry. A girl can still dream.
Yami: I'm Egyptian!
Kaiba: Oh, no you're not.
Yami: Baaah!
The girls laughed as soon as the episode was over. Just then, Granny Smith showed up by the entrance.
Granny Smith: A-ha! Ah had a feelin' you giant worm people would be here. I told you whippersnappers to stay away from my apples.
Granny Smith had a closer look at them.
Granny Smith: Eh, Applejack? Why are you and your friends dressed like giant worms?
AJ stood up and removed her sleeping bag.
Applejack: Granny Smith, these aren't worm costumes. They're sleeping bags.
Granny Smith: What?
Applejack: Mah friends and I are havin' a sleepover in the barn, in case you forgot.
Granny Smith: What?
Applejack: Granny, is your hearing aid switched on?
Granny Smith: What? Just a second, Applejack. I think my hearing aid isn't switched on.
Applejack facepalmed while her friends laughed.
Granny Smith: Well, as long as y'all are here, would you mind doing me a little favor?
Applejack: Sure, Granny. What cha need?
Granny Smith: Well...
Granny Smith showed her bare foot to the girls.
Granny Smith: Would y'all mind rubbing my feet? Mah bunion's killing me.
The Rainbooms covered their mouths and their stomachs as they felt nauseous. AJ turned to her friends behind her.
Applejack: I'll get my keys after this.
We all know what happened next.
The Rainbooms: Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, GROSS!
Author's Note: Another episode reaction complete. Coming up next is more dueling action, and it's gonna take place inside Fluttershy's dream. That's right, Fluttershy's Yu-Gi-Oh crush will be dueling next. Little Yugi Muto. As for who will be facing Yugi, the opponent's name will be in the title of the next chapter, of course.
Speaking of dueling, if you read Kaiba and Joey's duel, then you may or may not have noticed an error I made. Seto Kaiba summoned Deep-Eyes White Dragon after Blue-Eyes Chaos MAX Dragon was destroyed by Archfiend Black Skull Dragon's attack.
Sorry about that. That was an illegal move, which Kaiba shouldn't have made because of Archfiend Black Skull Dragon's effect. In other words, I literally made Kaiba "Screw The Rules" by accident. HAHAHAHAHA!
Not to worry. I fixed all the errors in that duel. Even with the errors fixed, Kaiba's life points still dropped down to 2200 before summoning Deep-Eyes White Dragon. Problem solved.
Anyway, after Yugi's duel is over, there will be plenty more and more episode reactions, but only because it'll be a while before I can think of another duel. See ya in the next chapter.
