andreas24olsen: I've seen Freddy VS Jason as well. I know those two were enemies. I thought it would be hilarious to let them have a relationship similar to abridged Marik and Bakura's. Also, your idea of the Rainbooms reacting to Dbz Abridged? I think someone's doing that on Wattpad.
acaacko2000: Sry, pal. I've already mentioned that Mako's duel is after the episode "Dirty Dueling". Plus, I still need a good water deck for Mako to use.
aceman88: If you really want to know that badly of why the girls have imaginary boyfriends, who have the same personalities and voices from the first Yu-Gi-Oh show, fine. I'll tell you. There is a villain who has been messing with them. He'll be revealed at the end of this chapter.
If you want to know why this villain is doing this to them, be patient. I told you already that everything will make sense after the girls react to Bonds Beyond Time abridged and Marik's Evil Council of Doom. Until then, just go along with the story and go with the flow. And at least enjoy the fun epic duels I put out for you guys. It can't hurt.
Eva (Guest): After some thinking, I decided to continue with only this fanfic because it's super easy like I said. Despite admitting that I get tired after finishing a chapter, it's still easy to write. The only thing hard about making this story are the epic duels I make up. Still pretty fun though.
(Midterms; Day 3)
Today is now Wednesday, and the third day of the midterms. Once again, the Rainbooms we're having lunch in the cafeteria without Rainbow Dash.
Rarity: Ahh! Now that's what I like to see?
Sunset: See what, Rarity?
Rarity: Take a look around, girls!
The girls did what Rarity said.
Rarity: All of our fellow students appear to be normal again.
The students looked happy as they chatted with one another.
Twilight: You're right! I guess they've already gotten used to all of the hard studying.
Fluttershy: So does this mean Rainbow Dash is feeling a lot better too?
Sunset: You bet, Fluttershy! She's feeling a whole lot better now!
Applejack: You sure about that, Sunset? How do we know she won't slouch like she's been doin' for the past two days?
Sunset: You'll see what I mean. Right about...
Sunset's phone was vibrating. She took out her phone and read her text from Rainbow Dash.
Sunset: Now.
After putting her phone away, Sunset stood up and cleared her throat.
Sunset: Ladies and gentlemen!
Everyone stopped talking and turned their attention to Sunset.
Sunset: Lunchtime in the cafeteria shall now commence. Will Rainbow Dash please enter the cafeteria?
Rainbow Dash smirked as she enters the cafeteria. Scootaloo walked behind Rainbow while holding up a boombox.
"You're the Best"
"Around"
"Nothing's gonna ever keep you down"
"You're the Best"
"Around"
The students laughed like crazy and applauded for Rainbow Dash.
"Nothing's gonna ever keep you down"
"You're the Best"
Rainbow's friends smiled and clapped for her.
"Around"
"Nothing's gonna ever keep you doooowwwnn"
Rainbow sat down with her friends while Scootaloo hit the stop button. Rainbow Dash then gave Scootaloo fifty bucks.
Rainbow Dash: Thanks, kid.
Scootaloo gladly accepted the money.
Scootaloo: Sweet!
Scootaloo ran off with a grin on her face. Rainbow Dash turned to her friends and they all had a nice laugh.
Sunset: I had a feeling you would do that when I said, "Lunchtime in the cafeteria shall now commence."
Pinkie Pie: Did you really plan that, Rainbow Dash?
Rainbow Dash: Sure did. I thought it was kinda cool and funny the way Yami did it yesterday. So I figured it'd be much cooler if I tried it.
Twilight: Well, I'm glad to see you in a good mood again, Rainbow.
Rainbow Dash: Thanks, Twilight. But you know what'll make me even happier?
Pinkie opened her laptop.
Pinkie Pie: Let me guess. Is it watching the next episode of Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged?
Rainbow Dash: I was going to say we start a Food Fight right now and get detention so that way, we could be like The Breakfast Club!
The girls stared at Rainbow Dash with shocking/blank expressions.
Rainbow Dash: But I like your idea better, Pinkie. Let's do this.
Pinkie Pie: Okay.
The girls gathered around Pinkie Pie as Pinkie uploaded the next video.
Fluttershy: Um, Rainbow Dash?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah?
Fluttershy: Were you serious about the whole... Food Fight thing?
Rainbow Dash: Nah, I wasn't serious at all.
Fluttershy closed her eyes and smiled.
Rainbow Dash: I was only "half" serious.
Fluttershy widened her eyes.
Pinkie Pie: And awaaay we go!
Pinkie pressed play and started the episode.
Yami: Yu-Gi-Oh is filmed on location with the men and women of the Domino City Police Department.
The Rainbooms: Huuuh?
Sunset: What?
Rainbow Dash: I'm pretty sure it's not.
Rainbow shrugged.
Rainbow Dash: They're too young to be cops anyway.
Pegasus: I can't believe I failed. All I wanted to do was steal an ancient Egyptian artifact, seize control of a billion-dollar company, and resurrect my dead wife. And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling-
Yami Bakura: Don't you even think about making a Scooby-Doo reference!
The girls giggled in a cute way.
Applejack: So much for that?
Pegasus: What do you want, Bakura? Can't you see I'm feeling distinctly unfabulous?
Yami Bakura: I want your Millennium Eye, so I'm challenging you to a Shadow Game.
Pegasus: But I don't have any cards!
Yami Bakura: Cards? Where we're dueling, we don't need cards. We're going to do battle with ancient Egyptian laser beams!
Twilight: Laser what now?
The laser beams from the Millennium items collided with one another.
THIS ISN'T A JOKE - IT REALLY HAPPENS
The girls stared in silence until Rainbow Dash spoke.
Rainbow Dash: Wow! I'm not gonna lie, but that actually looks pretty cool. This is making me wanna play Laser Tag.
Applejack: Oh no! Not again, Rainbow Dash! Last time, you went a little overboard.
Rainbow Dash: Hey, a girl sometimes gotta do a victory dance after winning, right?
Twilight: Yes, but you didn't need to do it "literally" in our faces.
While Pinkie Pie still kept her smile, she and Fluttershy looked petrified.
Pinkie Pie: That was a very uncomfortable experience for me.
Fluttershy: Same here.
Rainbow folded her arms.
Rainbow Dash: Pssh! Wimps.
Yami Bakura defeated Pegasus.
Yami Bakura: Hey, Pegasus, remember how I said I was going to kill you last?
Pegasus: That's right, Bakura. You did.
Yami Bakura: I lied!
Pegasus: No! Don't take my Millennium Eye! It goes so well with my outfit!
After the screen went black, a popping noise was heard.
Pegasus: Ahh! That's the wrong eyeball, you fool!
The Rainbooms screamed.
Rainbow Dash: Oh my God!
Sunset clenched her stomach.
Sunset: I think I'm gonna be sick.
Yami Bakura: Oh... sorry.
Another popping noise was heard.
Pegasus: That's much better.
The seven girls fainted as the title sequence played.
"Kawaitaaa"
"Sakebigaaa"
"Todoke"
"Fly at higher gaaaaaame"
Pinkie reached for the pause button and pressed it. After the show was paused, the girls slowly began getting back up.
Pinkie Pie: That was the second most uncomfortable experience for me.
Rarity: The third in my case.
They turned to Rarity.
Rarity: Don't ask.
Rainbow sighed.
Rainbow Dash: Well... it could've been worse.
They turned to Rainbow.
Rainbow Dash: LittleKuriboh could've used a more realistic sound effect.
The girls deadpanned Rainbow. Rainbow Dash embarrassingly blushed.
Rainbow Dash: I'm not helping, am I?
Applejack: You think?
Sunset took a deep breath.
Sunset: Alright, let's move on, okay?
The girls agreed before playing the video.
Yugi: Hey, Croquet. What happened to Pegasus?
Croquet: Mr. Pegasus is feeling under the weather.
Yugi: He looks kinda dead.
Croquet: Well, he's not!
The girls sighed in relief.
Pinkie Pie: Thank goodness!
Croquet: Now excuse me, I have to go sandpaper my throat.
The girls widened their eyes while holding their throats.
Fluttershy: Oh... my!
Sunset: I actually felt that one.
Joey: I can't believe Pegasus is dead!
Tristan: He died as he lived: draped in the arms of another man.
Tea: Let's go snoop through his things.
Twilight: And there it is. Kleptomaniac Tea is back.
The girls chuckled.
Joey: Man, that is one girl I'd like to play card games with. And by play card games, I mean have sex.
Tristan: Pretty!
The girls widened their eyes and their faces were as red as tomatoes.
Twilight: Uh... did Joey seriously compare card games with, eh... that?
Rarity: I believe he already did, Twilight.
The girls shook it off and stopped blushing.
Rainbow Dash: Okay...
Tea: Look, it's Pegasus's blog! Reading this should allow the writers to fill in a bunch of plot holes!
Rainbow Dash: Plot holes, eh? This next scene oughta be good.
Tea: January 12th. Mood: fabulous. Darling Cecelia, I still remember the first day...
Pegasus: ...the first day we met. You were the second most beautiful person I'd ever laid eyes on. The first was me of course.
The girls laughed into the palm of their hands.
Rarity: Of course he says something like that!
Pegasus: We fell in love instantly and decided to get married. Then, when we were standing at the altar, something very unexpected happened. You exploded.
The Rainbooms looked surprised and gasped as Cecelia "exploded."
Pegasus: Yeah... that was kinda weird.
Twilight: I'll say. How does something like that even happen?
The girls just shrugged.
Pegasus: In my grief, I took a trip to Egypt, because that's what people do when they're grieving. They go to Egypt.
Applejack: Not always, Pegasus.
Pegasus: Little did I know, my destiny was waiting for me right around the corner.
Shadi: Jagshamesh! My name is Shadi.
The girls sputtered before they started cracking up.
Sunset: What is with that voice?
Rainbow Dash: Hehe! That is gold!
The girls then took a breather.
Shadi: And in my country of Egypt, we no longer use slave to build pyramid. Now, we make women do it instead. Is nice.
Rarity scoffed and flipped her hair.
Rarity: It is most certainly not.
She looked away with crossed arms.
Rarity: And anybody who makes this woman work like a slave will truly be sorry.
She had this feeling that a bunch of dogs made her pony counterpart work like a slave in the past.
Shadi: If you come with me, I will show you why I hang doughnuts from my ears.
The girls couldn't help but chuckle.
Rainbow Dash: Pretty sure those aren't actual doughnuts.
Fluttershy: Ooh, but doughnuts sound reeeally yummy right now.
Pinkie Pie: Don't worry. We can get some doughnuts after school. My treat.
The girls happily chatted in agreement.
Pegasus: I followed him into an underground chamber filled with ancient artifacts.
Shadi: Jewish peoples are always trying to come in here and steal my Millennium Items. Since you are not Jew, I will let you have this one.
Twilight: So now he's making fun of Jewish people? That sounds a little offensive, doesn't it?
The girls nodded.
Shadi: It will grant you the power to see into people's minds. Is nice.
The girls shrieked and covered their eyes as Shadi placed the Millennium Eye over Pegasus's left eye.
Rainbow Dash: We really don't need to see that?
Pegasus: The Millennium Eye gave me the power to see into the world beyond. At long last, I was reunited with you, my love. I thought my dreams had finally come true.
The Rainbooms: Aaaaawwwww!
Pegasus: But then, you exploded again.
The Rainbooms widened their eyes as Cecelia "exploded." Again.
Pegasus: You really need to stop doing that.
Twilight: Seriously! How does this keep happening?
Tea: It says here that Pegasus found a way to bring Cecelia back from the dead using the Millennium Items and KaibaCorp's virtual technology. Man, I've read fanfics that made more sense than this crap!
The Rainbooms couldn't help but laugh.
Yugi: Look, Pegasus must've released Grandpa's soul. This is super special awes-
Joey: Would you stop saying "super special awesome?" It stopped being funny fifteen episodes ago.
The girls happily gasped.
Yugi: Oh, you did not just say that. Get back here! Nobody disses my catchphrase.
The girls laughed after that.
Rainbow Dash: Go show him who's boss, Yugi!
Yugi: Huh? What the Hell's going on?
Shadi appeared in front of Yugi.
Shadi: (Thought) There has been a great disturbance. Someone has stolen a Millennium Item. It was probably this little Jew boy. He must be hiding his horns underneath all that hair.
Fluttershy: Yugi is not a thief! He doesn't have horns. And he is also not Jewish!
The girls turned to Fluttershy with raised eyebrows.
Fluttershy: Respectfully speaking.
Shadi: (Thought) I will use my Millennium Key to probe his mind.
The girls started laughing when Yugi's forehead started making an engine sound.
Shadi: (Thought) Just give me a minute.
Sunset: Hehehehehe. I don't know if Yugi should go to a doctor or a mechanic.
Shadi started wandering around inside Yugi's mind.
Shadi: (Thought) Wah-wah-wee-wah! The Jew's mind has been divided into two separate chambers. One looks like it belongs to a little boy, a very untidy little boy. If he lived in my homeland of Egypt, he would be stoned to death for his insolence.
The girls looked shocked as they felt their hearts.
Fluttershy: Well... it's a good thing Yugi doesn't live in Egypt. And I'm sure he always keeps his room clean.
Twilight: And it's a good thing we keep our rooms tidy as well.
Rainbow Dash: Uh... yeah, sure.
Applejack rolled her eyes.
Shadi: (Thought) This other room is very mysterious. It gives me funny feeling in my khram.
Applejack: Khram? What in the hay is a khram?
Pinkie Pie: I think it's another word for brain. What do you think, Twilight?
Twilight shrugged.
Twilight: Even I don't know what a khram is.
Pinkie Pie: Oh well.
Yami: Who the devil are you supposed to be?
Shadi: Jagshamesh! My name is Shadi. I am here to persecute those who would steal my Millennium Items.
Yami: Um... ok.
Sunset: Um... ok.
The girls laughed after Sunset imitated Yami.
Shadi: I like you. Do you like me?
Yami: No. Look, I didn't steal anything. But if it'll set your mind at ease, then have a look around. By the way, have you ever seen Labyrinth?
Shadi: No, why?
Yami: No reason.
The girls began chuckling as Shadi explored the whole maze while "Magic Dance" played.
Sunset: So classic.
Yugi grabbed Shadi's hand.
Yugi: Don't worry, I'll save you!
Shadi: (Thought) This little boy has saved me. Perhaps he is not as Jewish as I had first suspected.
Fluttershy slapped her forehead.
Fluttershy: Still not Jewish.
Yugi: What is this place?
Shadi: Five thousand years ago, Egyptian kings played a game of great and terrible power. These shadow games were played with real monsters and real magic. But these games erupted into a war that threatened to destroy the world. And so, all the monsters were locked away inside these stone tablets.
Yugi: Are you trying to tell me this show actually has a plot?
The girls laughed.
In the show, the Dark Magician appears before Shadi and Yugi.
Shadi: Oh no! You have angered the Dark Magician! Our only hope is to summon the Blue-Eyes White Dragon!
Yugi: No, don't!
Shadi: Why not?
Yugi: That's Kaiba's monster! I'm not gonna let myself get saved by that.
The girls started laughing again.
Rarity: Either that, or you just love your Dark Magician!
Yugi: Dark Magician! You are not a gun! You are who you choose to be! Now choose!
The Rainbooms began laughing once again.
Applejack: So now he's using The Iron Giant references? That LittleKuriboh! What a genius!
Shadi: (Thought) Wah-wah-wee-wah. This little boy and his obscure movie reference has saved us both! He must be the one the prophecy spoke of.
The two returned to Pegasus's room.
Shadi: I apologize for screwing with your head. It turns out that you are the chosen one. Now I must return to Egypt, even though I have not found the one who stole my item. Remember, the fate of the world rests on your tiny little shoulders. Dziekuje!
Sunset: I'm thinking Shadi's just making up words now.
Bakura: Mokuba. Can you hear me? Wake up!
Mokuba: Uh... Who the Hell are you? Are you the angel of death?
The Rainbooms: The angel of death?
Yugi: Aw, isn't that cute? Mokuba thinks he's dead.
The girls scoffed.
Fluttershy: That isn't cute! That's not cute at all!
Croquet: Yugi Muto. You are now officially King of Card Games. As winner of the Duelist Kingdom tournament, I bestow upon you this extremely girly card. Also, here's three million dollars.
Joey: Yoink!
The girls giggled.
Tristan: Now you can pay for your sister's operation!
Joey: Screw my sister, I have money!
The Rainbooms all sputtered before they began laughing uncontrollably. They fell onto the floor and held their stomachs as they laughed. Rainbow Dash even pounded the floor.
Rainbow Dash: I CAN'T BELIEVE HE GOT US AGAIN!
Rarity and Pinkie Pie: CURSE YOU, LITTLEKURIBOOOHH!
The girls were getting back up as they tried getting a few last laughs out of their system. They even wiped tears from their eyes before looking at everyone else in the cafeteria. All that laughing caught everybody's attention.
Rainbow Dash: Eh, sorry guys. Just watching a really funny video over here. Our bad.
Everybody shrugged before minding their own business again. The Rainbooms sighed in relief.
Twilight: I didn't expect LittleKuriboh to make us laugh this hard today.
Rainbow Dash: This is LittleKuriboh we're talkin' 'bout. When it comes to this show, the unexpected always catches us by surprise.
Pinkie Pie: We've got about two minutes before the show's over. Let's finish this.
Applejack: Right.
Pinkie played the video.
Croquet: You each have five minutes to get off the island before we release the hounds.
Rarity: Little Yugi just won the tournament, and this is how you say goodbye to him? How disappointing.
Mokuba: Big brother! Where are you? I'm starting to develop abandonment issues!
Yugi: Oh, face it kid, Kaiba never loved you.
Twilight: Of course he loves Mokuba. Seto isn't that cruel.
Kaiba appears at a doorway.
Mokuba: Uh... Seto! It's you! And you're smiling!
The Rainbooms: HE'S SMILING!?
Mokuba cried and he ran up to his brother.
Mokuba: Stop smiling, big brother. It's really creepy!
Joey: Kaiba's smiling? That's the most disturbing thing I've ever seen.
Yugi: Whenever Kaiba smiles, a puppy dies.
The girls looked shocked and frozen for a moment.
Sunset: Glad that's not a real thing. Otherwise...
Fluttershy almost began making tears.
Fluttershy: Um... let's not talk about it, please?
Pinkie Pie: Okay, Fluttershy. Just stay calm.
Kaiba: Yugi, because of the circumstances, our last duel was not conclusive. Perhaps the next time we duel, we will finally learn which of us is truly superior.
Yugi: In case you haven't noticed, I'm the King of Card Games. And besides, I already beat you in the first episode.
Kaiba: What's your point?
Yugi: My point is you're never going to beat me. So just get over it.
Kaiba: I hate you so much.
The girls chuckled, which made Fluttershy feel a lot better.
Sunset: Looks like their rivalry is far from over.
Kaiba: Come on, Mokuba. We're going to have our own tournament, with blackjack, and hookers. In fact, forget the tournament.
The girls just stared at the screen.
Twilight: I'd rather not see that tournament.
The Rainbooms: Same here.
Yami: Well done, Yugi. We saved the world. And more importantly, we rubbed it in Kaiba's face.
Yugi: Yeah, by the way, who the Hell are you?
Yami: I have had many names. Once, I was known as Pharaoh. Then, I was known as the artist formerly known as Pharaoh. But you can call me Yami.
Yugi: I thought your name was Ate-
Yami: Shhh. Don't spoil it now!
The Rainbooms: Huuuh?!
Sunset: So Yami isn't the Pharaoh's real name?
Twilight: If it's not, then what is it?
Fluttershy: No idea, but I guess we'll have to wait to find out.
Rainbow pulled out her phone.
Rainbow Dash: Or we could just look it up online.
The others pointed at Rainbow.
The Rainbooms: NO SPOILERS!
Rainbow Dash: Okay. Okay. I was just kidding. Geez.
They resumed the episode while Rainbow puts her phone away.
Joey: I just realized! Now that the tournament's over, we have to go back to school!
Tristan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
The girls couldn't help but laugh as Tristan was interrupted by "Magic Dance" playing with the title of the show appearing.
[say g'bye to duelist kingdom]
Pinkie Pie: Goodbye, Duelist Kingdom!
Sunset: Adios!
Rarity: Au revoir!
Rainbow Dash: Sayonara!
Twilight: Avidazen!
Applejack: Happy trails!
Fluttershy: Farewell!
Part of the Yu-Gi-Oh theme song played.
Yami: It's time to du-du-du-du-dudududududududududududududu-
The girls dropped their jaws.
Yugi: STOP!
Crickets were chirping as the girls laughed.
Rainbow Dash: He even messed with the theme song too? Nice. Haha!
Solomon woke up at the hospital.
Solomon: Quick! Someone fetch a bed pan! Oh, too late.
Fluttershy slapped her forehead again as the episode ended.
Fluttershy: Well... at least he got his soul back.
Rainbow Dash: Ya know, I gotta say. Putting the whole part with Kaiba smiling aside... this was actually a pretty good episode.
Rarity: I absolutely agree with you, Rainbow Dash. Watching this episode was quite fun.
Pinkie Pie: And it was hilarious too.
The girls had one nice chuckle together.
A few hours later, school was over and the students began exiting the building.
Fluttershy: So there was a small chance of us starting a Food Fight in there?
Rainbow Dash: Nah, I was just pulling your leg, Fluttershy.
Rainbow placed her arm around Fluttershy.
Rainbow Dash: I would never risk getting my best friends into trouble.
Fluttershy smiled.
Pinkie Pie: Speaking of food, let's go get us some delicious doughnuts, on me!
The Rainbooms cheered as they all walked away together. Little did they know, someone or something was watching them from the rooftop of the school. It was none other than the Light Ignis himself: Lightning.
Lightning: Enjoy your little show while you can, Rainbooms. Because once you've reached the current end, the war... will begin.
Author's Note: I have three things to mention like Yusaku. Again.
1. Now it's gonna be harder for me since my mouse broke.
2. I'm still gonna need a good Water/Umi deck for Mako for his upcoming duel after Dirty Dueling.
3. Remember the hint from the last chapter? Applejack? Apple "Jack?" The answer is Jack Atlas.
That's right. Mako Tsunami will be facing off against Jack Atlas, the Master of Faster, in his upcoming duel in Applejack's dream. I'll be combining all of Jack's cards into one deck. The cards he used in 5D's, in the 5D's manga, and his counterpart's cards from Arc-V. I can't wait for this duel.
