acaacko2000: I said after the episode Dirty Dueling. I haven't even finished Mako's new Water/Umi deck yet. Also, he hasn't wore a shirt in season one. What the frig was up with that?
(Midterms; Day 5)
Today is Friday, and the final day of the midterms. This time, Rainbow Dash was already sitting with her friends and eating lunch.
Twilight: I'm so glad you've decided not to show up late this time, Rainbow Dash. You must be in a super good mood today.
Rainbow Dash: That's 'cuz today's the last day of the midterms, not to mention that it's also Friday. Let me tell ya. When I get home, I'm just gonna kick back, relax, eat piles of junkfood, and probably watch more Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged.
Rarity: I certainly hope you won't be watching the show without us, right, Rainbow Dash?
Rainbow Dash: Of course not. When I said I'll probably watch the show, I meant sleep. After all, we've been through quite a tiresome week, haven't we?
Applejack: Ya darn tootin' we were, Rainbow Dash! That's why ah'm gonna kick back and make some of my homemade Apple Family Apple Cider.
Rainbow Dash got up in Applejack's face with sparkling eyes.
Rainbow Dash: Any chance of me being a voluntary taste tester? Huh? Huh? Huh?
AJ deadpanned.
Applejack: Nope.
Rainbow Dash: Worth a shot!
She sat back down.
Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash: Hey, Pinkie, you mind pulling up the next episode while we're here?
The other girls widened their eyes while Pinkie Pie sat with a smile on her face.
Pinkie Pie: You're so predictable, Rainbow Dash.
After Pinkie Pie giggled, the other girls laughed while Rainbow Dash rubbed the back of her head.
Rainbow Dash: Alright. Alright. Enough about me. Let's just start the next episode.
Pinkie Pie: Okay.
The girls gathered around Pinkie Pie as she played episode 21.
The Battlestar Galactica opening music plays.
LittleKuriboh created the Abridged Series
Pinkie Pie: You betcha he did.
It evolved
Rarity: It most certainly has.
There are many copies
Twilight: Waaay too many Kuribohs to count.
The girls giggled.
The episode starts off at KaibaCorp, where the Kaiba Brothers confronted the Big Five.
Kaiba: I can't believe the five of you tried to take over my company.
Mokuba: And don't forget how they kidnapped me.
Kaiba: Yeah, that too.
The girls chuckled.
Applejack: Don't try to hide it, Kaiba. We know you love your little brother.
Gansley: Mr. Kaiba, please let us explain. We were just pretending to work for Pegasus.
Kaiba: I instantly forgive you.
The girls couldn't help but laugh. AJ held onto her stomach, Rarity had her hand on her forehead, Pinkie pounded the tabletop, and Rainbow Dash had her hand over her eyes.
Twilight: Seto instantly forgives them?
Twilight wiped a tear with her glasses still on.
Twilight: Just like that? Hahahahahaha!
Sunset raised an eyebrow.
Sunset: (Thought) Still. What's up with Twilight calling Kaiba by his first name?
Kaiba: But I'm still pretty sore about that whole trying to kill me thing.
Johnson: By the way, we've finished work on your new virtual card game system. Feel free to test it out... if you dare!
Kaiba: 'Kay, thanks.
The Rainbooms snickered at the way Kaiba said it.
Mokuba: Wait, Seto! It's clearly a trap! Why are you being so gullible and out of character?
Rainbow Dash: Because he desperately wants to try out his new video game. That's why.
Sunset smirked.
Sunset: Either that or he's just plain gullible.
The other girls chuckled while Twilight happily shook her head.
Kaiba: Initiate log-on sequence.
Computer: We're sorry. The server you're attempting to join is currently experiencing loading issues. Please stand by until we correct this problem.
several hours later...
The girls let out a laugh.
Sunset: If a video game ever took this long to load, I would never play it again.
Kaiba: Once I've finished playing this childish video game, I'll arrest those guys for trying to murder me.
Mokuba: Wake up, Seto. It's time for my story. Hello?
Johnson: Your brother can't hear you anymore. We've made him addicted to online gaming.
Mokuba: You bastards!
The girls chuckled.
Rainbow Dash: That's tellin' them, Mokuba!
Kemo: Attention, duelists. My hair will huff, and my hair will puff, and my hair will blow your house in. Huh?
The girls gave a little applause to Kemo.
Pinkie Pie: Yay, the hair guy is back.
Security Guard 1: He's escaped!
Security Guard 2: He must have crawled through the ventilation shaft.
Kemo spoke to somebody on his phone.
Kemo: Hey, Mom! You'll never guess what just happened. Oh, hi Dad. Can you put Mom on the line? What do you mean, "she's asleep?" Wake her up, then!
The title sequence started playing.
"Kawaitaaa"
"Sakebigaaa"
"Todoke"
"Fly at higher gaaaaaame"
Rarity: Let this be another lesson. Never, and I mean never, wake up a lady when she is sleeping. That means no more waking us up with a party cannon, you've got that, Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: Duh, okay!
The girls giggled.
Joey: Okay, gramps. Hand over all your money, and Tristan won't have to break your kneecaps.
Solomon: Whoever you are, please don't hurt me.
The girls looked surprised while Fluttershy sighed.
Pinkie Pie: Wow! That's surprising!
Mokuba arrived at the game shop.
Mokuba: I'm wet in more ways than one.
The Rainbooms: Nyeh!
Fluttershy: Waaay too much information, Mokuba!
Yugi: Your brother's been kidnapped?
Mokuba: Yes. That is exactly what I've just finished telling you. I didn't know who else to turn to. So I came here.
Joey: Forget about it! There's no way we're helping your brother. He smells like wee-wee.
Twilight: No, he doesn't.
The girls turned to Twilight after realizing how fast she said that.
Twilight: What Joey said is false. I'm just saying.
The girls shrugged.
Mokuba: But he's been trapped inside a video game world where monsters are-
Joey: Did you just say video game?
Mokuba: Yes. But it's very dangerous-
Yugi: Come on, let's go play the video game! Anything to take a break from these crappy card games.
The girls started snickering.
Fluttershy: (Thought) I know Yugi well. There's no way he'd ever say that.
Yugi: Bye, gramps. You'd better have that money when we get back.
Applejack: Y'all ain't gettin' a dime.
Solomon: I'm going to die of pneumonia. Hooray!
The Rainbooms fell down anime style.
Rainbow Dash: That's not something to celebrate, old man.
Tea: Erm... Yugi, before you go, there's something I need to tell you.
Yugi: Don't worry, Tea. I know all about it.
Tea: Really?
Yugi: Yeah. You're in love with me, right?
Tea: Actually, I'm in love with your sexy alter ego.
Yugi: Oh!
There was a short pause.
Yugi: Well, this is kind of awkward.
Sunset rubbed her head.
Sunset: No kidding.
Joey: Bye, darling.
Tristan: Ix-nay on the arling-day.
The girls let out a laugh.
Yugi and the others began searching for Kaiba inside the video game world.
Yugi: This virtual world Kaiba created is super special awesome! It's like walking into an episode of ReBoot.
Fluttershy: Um, what is ReBoot?
The girls shrugged.
Rarity: I don't have the slightest clue, Fluttershy.
Rainbow Dash: Ya got me.
Pinkie Pie: I've never even heard of a show called ReBoot.
Key Mace: Hello!
Joey: Nyeh?
Key Mace: Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!
Sunset facepalmed.
Sunset: Good grief.
Twilight: What is it, Sunset?
Sunset: This is from a video game I played before. It's really annoying.
Joey: Man, this fairy is really annoying. Let's kill it.
They started chasing the fairy.
Joey: Get back here, you. I'm gonna rip your wings off with a pair of tweezers! Damn, it got away.
Sunset: And I hope it stays away too.
Mokuba: Look! It's Agrabah. Let's go find the genie voiced by Robin Williams and occasionally by Dan Castellaneta. He'll save my brother!
With gloomy eyes and a smile, Pinkie Pie paused the video.
Twilight: Why'd you paused the video, Pinkie?
Pinkie Pie: You see, of all the comedians in the world, Robin Williams was my top favorite. He was my idol! He also inspired me to smile everyday.
She closed her eyes.
Pinkie Pie: And so, I'd thought it'd be nice to have a moment of silence.
The girls understood and closed their eyes.
One minute later...
After wiping away a few tears, they moved on and played the video.
Yugi: What the Hell are you doing here, Mai?
Mai: I've been beta-testing this game for KaibaCorp.
Yugi: That's just about the least likely story I've ever heard.
Rainbow Dash: Mai's there too?
Fluttershy: Where did she come from?
Pinkie Pie: That's super easy, Fluttershy. When her parents first got together...
Fluttershy: On second thought, nevermind.
Tristan: I've been thinking. What if we're all part of some enormous virtual world? What if we exist in a fictional universe created by some Japanese guy who likes card games?
Tea: Tristan, that is without a doubt the dumbest thing you've ever said.
Sunset: Well, it's true. And it's kinda sad to know that you're fictional.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah. Can you imagine all of us being fictional?
Pinkie Pie: I can. I was just thinking about what Tristan just said. Liiiike, what if we all exist in a fictional universe created by some red-haired lady named Lauren who likes talking ponies and that we're now in a story created by some Fanfiction author who's having us react to Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged?
The girls widened their eyes while Pinkie Pie just smiled.
Rarity: Okay, now that is absurd. That is without a doubt the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
Applejack: That's just a bunch of hooey! Of course we're real.
Pinkie shrugged.
Pinkie Pie: Okay.
She played the video.
Kemo: And so then I said, "Attention, duelists!" Man, you should've been there.
Tristan: "Uh-oh" "We're in trouble" "Something's come along and it's burst our bubble."
Tea: "Yeah, yeah"
The girls laughed after that.
Applejack: I'm not gonna lie. I thought that sounded pretty good.
Princess Adena: Hello. I'm Princess Adena.
Joey: This is just wrong.
Mokuba: I've never been more traumatized in my entire life. Why would my brother create something so twisted?
Joey: Now do you see why we hate him so much?
Fluttershy: She's not that bad! Right?
The girls chatted in agreement.
Princess Adena: Welcome to the land of Simlou. Every year my people are beset by a terrible evil. A mythic dragon descends from high to devour the-
Yugi: Question!
Princess Adena: Um, yes?
Yugi: Just what the Hell are you anyway? Are you a boy or a girl?
Rarity scoffed.
Rarity: Who interrupts somebody to ask such a question?
Rainbow Dash: It's obvious she's a girl, Yugi.
Joey: Maybe it's a shemale. You know, like Bakura.
Rainbow chuckled while Rarity facepalmed.
Mokuba: Whatever it is, it's going to haunt my dreams for the rest of my life.
Princess Adena: Excuse me, brave heroes. I'm trying to tell you about the suffering of my people.
Yugi: I think it's pretty obvious why your people are suffering. Their ruler is a transvestite.
The girls were in shock.
Sunset: Geez, talk about disrespect.
Princess Adena: The only way to defeat the mythic dragon is by resurrecting the ancient flying machine, which-
Yugi: Why weren't you censored anyway? I mean what? Guns are bad but crossdressing princesses are A-okay?
Twilight: Even if it was crossdressing, it'd be fine. Guns are far dangerous and crossdressing is way more harmless.
Kaiba: What the Hell is going on? Why haven't I had any screentime?
Witty Phantom: You've been kidnapped, Seto Kaiba.
Kaiba: That's already been established. Just what the Hell is the point of this scene?
Witty Phantom: It gives the fangirls a chance to see you in chains.
Kaiba: Grr...
The girls blushed and giggled in a cute way. As for Twilight, she turned away, blushed, and twirled strands of her hair around.
Mai: Speaking of fanservice, check me out.
Yugi: I can't believe Tea likes Yami more than me.
Mai: Forget about her, kiddo. You deserve a real woman. Like me.
The girls widened their eyes.
Yugi: Mrs. Valentine, are you trying to seduce me?
Rarity: It would appear so, Yugi.
Joey: You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good.
The girls laughed at Joey.
Mai: It's a whole army of duel monsters!
The monsters captured "Princess Adena" in a net.
Yugi: They got Princess Adena!
Joey: Thank God for that. She was really freaking me out.
Princess Adena: Oh no! They kidnapped Mokuba.
The Rainbooms: Princess Adena!?
Joey: Why the heck was Mokuba dressed like you?
Princess Adena: Um, well...
A flashback was shown.
Mokuba: Let's trade outfits. I've always wanted to look pretty!
The girls held onto their stomachs while laughing.
Yugi: Looks like we'll have to resurrect the ancient flying machine.
Joey: I activate the Ocarina of Time.
"Saria's Song" from Ocarina of Time started playing as the ancient flying machine was resurrected.
Joey: That made no sense whatsoever.
Rarity shook her head.
Applejack: No, it did not.
Mai: Hooray!
Mai hugged Joey.
Joey: Nipples!
The girls tried holding in their laughter.
Witty Phantom: I brought you a little present, Kaiba.
Mokuba took off the dress.
Mokuba: Seto!
Kaiba: Mokuba? Why the Hell were you dressed like a girl?
Mokuba: Oh, like you've never tried it.
The girls felt uneasy.
Fluttershy: I certainly don't want to imagine Kaiba dressing up like a girl.
Twilight: Neither do I
Mokuba: Ha! Swordstalker, free my brother!
Swordstalker freed Kaiba.
Kaiba: Time for a trip to the recycle bin, Phantom. And then once you're in the recycle bin, I'm going to right-click on it and select "empty recycle bin." Because otherwise, you would just be taking up unnecessary space. In other words, I'm going to kill you.
The girls let out a big laugh.
Sunset: That was some great roasting Kaiba just did. Hahaha!
Twilight: Round of applause for Seto Kaiba.
The girls applauded for Kaiba.
Rainbow Dash: Nice.
Kaiba: Come forth, Blue-Eyes!
Witty Phantom: No! This was so avoidable.
Blue-Eyes obliterated Witty Phantom.
Kaiba: If anybody asks, I rescued you.
Mokuba: Yes, big brother.
Rarity: (Sarcasm) Oh sure. Take all the heroic credit why don't you.
Back in KaibaCorp, the Big Five were watching our heroes in the virtual world while the Super Mario theme music played.
Gansley: We can't let those brats escape the virtual world in one piece.
Pinkie Pie: Is that Super Mario music? I love that game!
Rainbow Dash: I am so playing that game when I get home.
Johnson: That's right. So let's all stand up dramatically at the same time.
The Big Five stood up at the same time.
Johnson: Excellent.
The girls chuckled.
Applejack: Anyone mind tellin' me what was the point of that?
Rarity: I don't have the slightest idea. But I do find that rather silly.
Joey: Hey, Kaiba. We're here to rescue you.
Kaiba: That won't be necessary. I'm kind of free already.
Joey: Then what the heck was the point of the princess and flying machine and all that other crap we did?
Sunset: Must be a huge waste of time for you, huh, Joey?
The Big Five: Hahahahaha. Well done, all of you. You've reached the last stage. Now get ready to face the final boss.
Kaiba: They're hacking into the computer system.
The Five-Headed Dragon appeared.
The Big Five: Once we destroy you, people will soon jump to the conclusion that video games are dangerous, and then all video games will be banned!
The girls gasped dramatically.
Rarity: No! Not video games!
Pinkie Pie: Anything but video games.
Fluttershy: You can ban visible and possibly invisible guns, but not video games.
Kaiba: Listen, pal. You can try to take over my company. You can kidnap my little brother. You can even try to kill me. But when you f(Bleep) around with video games, you've gone too far.
The girls cheered.
Twilight: That's telling them, Seto!
Yami: It's time to slay the dragon.
The Dragon Ball Z opening theme played as our heroes summoned a bunch of dragons.
Rainbow Dash: Aw yeah!
The girls began rocking out to the music.
Dragon Master Knight fired a blast towards the Five-Headed Dragon.
Big Five: Nooooo!
The Five-Headed Dragon was destroyed.
You gain 500 exp
You collect a rusty dagger
Yami: This loot system sucks.
The Rainbooms clapped for our heroes.
At the virtual castle, Key Mace was back repeating, "Hey! Listen!"
Princess Adena: Welcome back, brave heroes. You have saved our people.
Yami: Let's get out of here. That fairy's starting to piss me off.
Joey: That game was more disappointing than Fable.
Sunset sighed and rubbed her forehead.
Sunset: Glad that's over.
Tea: Tristan, do I look fat?
Tristan: Little busy here.
Tea: Yugi, you're okay!
Yugi: That's right, Jezebel. I mean Tea.
The girls chuckled.
Sunset: Who the heck is Jezebel?
Pinkie Pie: I have no idea!
Mokuba: Now that we're out of the video game, you guys can't do a thing to me.
Kemo: Actually, we can still beat the crap out of you.
Mokuba: Oh, yeah.
Kemo: Hold still, you little punk!
The goons started beating Mokuba off-screen!
Mokuba: Ow, my ribs!
The girls flinched at the punching sounds.
Mokuba: Ow, my other ribs!
The girls flinched some more.
Yugi: Tristan, why are you punching him?
The girls widened their eyes.
Tristan: I don't know.
The Super Mario Game Over theme played as the title of the show appeared.
[princess edena will return... in your nightmares]
Rainbow Dash: If this was a video game, that'd be literally game over.
Applejack: Uh... yeah!
Kaiba piloted his Blue-Eyes jet while "Feel Good Inc." by Gorillaz started playing.
"So don't stop, get it, get it" ("Get it")
"Until you're cheddar head"
"And watch the way I navigate"
Kaiba: "Ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaa"
The girls laughed at that part, but not to synchronize with the song.
Kemo: Attention, mother! (Sniff) I've just been told I'm not gonna be in any more episodes after this one. (Sniff) My hair is crying! (Sniff) I don't have anywhere else to go. (Sniff) (Sniff) Could I move in with you?
And with that, the episode ended.
Fluttershy: I feel so bad for him.
Applejack: Ya do?
Fluttershy nodded.
Fluttershy: Mhm. Now my hair is crying.
Fluttershy snickered before the other girls joined in.
Twilight: I gotta say. That was another really fun episode. I really enjoyed it. A lot.
Sunset: Me too. Now I want to play more video games. Games without an annoying fairy, of course.
Applejack: Same here.
Pinkie closed her laptop and puts it away.
Rarity: Well, you've got plenty of time to play video games during the weekend. But until then, we must finish the rest of the school day and our midterms.
Twilight: Rarity's right. So let's finish up lunch before lunchtime is over.
Five minutes later...
The girls wiped their mouths with their napkins.
Pinkie Pie: Aaahh! That was good.
Applejack: You said it.
The bell rung.
Twilight: Looks like it's time to head back to class. You girls ready?
The Rainbooms: Ready!
Without even thinking, the girls managed to stand up from their chairs dramatically at the same time. They widened their eyes after realizing what just happened.
Rainbow Dash: Uh, did we just...?
The girls had a nice laugh after that moment.
Upcoming Dream Duels In The Future:
In Applejack's dream: Mako Tsunami VS Jack Atlas
In Pinkie and Rainbow's dreams together: Joey Wheeler & Tristan Taylor VS Aster Phoenix
In Rarity's dream: Bakura VS Yami Bakura
In Twilight's dream: Kaiba VS Nightshroud
In Sunset's dream: Yami Yugi VS Sylvio Sawatari & Chazz Princeton
See ya in the next reaction! ;)